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#24 - This is the best i can use to explain it. 09/07/2014 on White people +4
#17 - the cosplayers are dressed as characters from homestuck.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/07/2014 on White people 0
#21 - daemascus (09/07/2014) [-]
I have just spent about 10 minutes clicking next.
Its just a dude in his room with thesaurus fueled monologue.

I dunt get it
#24 - IshimelofSomewhere (09/07/2014) [-]
This is the best i can use to explain it.
#10 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 09/07/2014 on White people +29
#47 - vampired (09/07/2014) [-]
"Alright Becky, It's too white here. I feel uncomfortable, we're going back to the house."
Tony Rock - The Whitest Thing Ever (Stand Up Comedy)
User avatar #25 - sackit (09/07/2014) [-]
I really hate homestuck people
User avatar #31 - shadowbreech (09/07/2014) [-]
You kinda just proposed to the Fandom bro... Homestuck has a form of romance based on people hating each other
User avatar #30 - Whetstone (09/07/2014) [-]
Your'e not alone. At a convention I went to last year, there was a room in a basement filled with homestuck cosplayers. When I asked why all of them were in there, they said that everyone hates homestuck cosplayers and they were taking refuge from the hate they were receiving.
User avatar #38 - warlordstuart (09/07/2014) [-]
thats kinda depressing...i got nothing against hating a fandom but unless they are being openly obnoxious or rude you shouldn't spout hate at them to the point where they have to hide in a basement at a convention they freakin paid to be at.

I am getting the impression they were being annoying?
#13 - daemascus (09/07/2014) [-]
What Are they trying to be?
User avatar #17 - IshimelofSomewhere (09/07/2014) [-]
the cosplayers are dressed as characters from homestuck.
#21 - daemascus (09/07/2014) [-]
I have just spent about 10 minutes clicking next.
Its just a dude in his room with thesaurus fueled monologue.

I dunt get it
#24 - IshimelofSomewhere (09/07/2014) [-]
This is the best i can use to explain it.
#15 - gangbangtime (09/07/2014) [-]
Retarded, presumably.
#8 - If you payed attention through the game its revealed that ceas…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/30/2014 on this the cult? +20
User avatar #90 - severepwner (08/30/2014) [-]
I understand what you're saying for story. But through a lot of testing and witnessing it myself, if there were an equal amount of average NCR troopers and average Legionnaires, NCR wins every time. For Legion to even have a chance at a tactical victory, their numbers are essential.
User avatar #123 - RedSarge (08/31/2014) [-]
Don't forget the NCR is using weapons made two hundred years ago, prone to jamming and breaking. They also rely on stimpacks and other drugs.

The legion, however, uses weapons that can't fail(A machete will never backfire, a throwing spear won't jam.) and natural medicines, combined with better trained soldiers and numbers high enough that decimation doesn't set them back.

I'm honestly surprised that the NCR lasted this long.
User avatar #154 - severepwner (08/31/2014) [-]
That's absolutely ridiculous.

NCR weapons is using weapons made two hundred years ago? For one, so what? It works and many of their weapons were made by the Gun Runners recently in bulk. And the legions weapons commonly used were invented thousands of years ago, how the fuck is that supposed to trump normal firearms?

Prone to jamming and breaking, sure they're prone to jamming here and there, but breaking? What machetes and the weapons Legion use aren't? Machetes break all the time and have to be reforged in a fire.

They also rely on stimpaks and other drugs? SO WHAT?! This is the most modern and effective way to keep their military healthy. According to the game's crafting, stimpaks are a concentrated syringe version of the Legion healing powder, really fucking easy to make. And the Legion are using a very primitive method that are centuries back from the empire they're imitating.

Weapons that can't fail? A machete will never backfire? You ever hear the word parrying? It ever occur to you that NCR soldiers pretty much always have a weapon that's effective for blocking a machete? Of course it fucking backfires, not to mention to have to sprint up to a guy with a firearm capable of firing hundreds of meters away to even have a chance of getting a hit in.

A throwing spear won't jam? I guess it won't, but it's borderline useless. Throwing spears rely heavily on the strength of the person throwing it, not to mention it will be horribly inaccurate, this is giving the opponent dozens of chances to shoot your ass.

The only thing I can give you are better trained soldiers and the numbers, but their failure to embrace everything the world has available for combat is why they stalemate the NCR to begin with.

Honestly surprised the NCR lasted this long? I'm surprised the Legion have gotten this far.
#185 - Absolute Madman (09/13/2014) [-]
And to top it off, the legion proves their basic troops inferior by equipping top level soldiers with strong weapons like balistic fists, 12.7mm smg's etc.

Basically they're admitting that their "own" gear is too weak and too old for their good tropps XD
User avatar #11 - bestfoxgirl (08/30/2014) [-]
It's not like training would help you much if you have a machete and the enemies have assault rifles and armor (at least irl, cause I know that in Fallout it's not that simple).

I'm genuinely surprised though why Bethesda kept these small irrelevant factions. Fallout has always been about BoH against the Enclave superpowers.
User avatar #63 - thewaronbeingcool (08/30/2014) [-]
What? No it's not.

The first game was the Brotherhood vs the master and the supermutants

In the second game the Brotherhood was practically irrelevant, and it was supposed to show them falling behind as society gets back on its feet

In the cancelled 3rd game they would have been badguys, having been driven insane by prolonged stealthboy use. They were little more than crazy terrorists fighting a hopeless battle against the NCR

The Brotherhood had a big role in tactics, but they were basically fascists

BOS was a piece of shit

And Bethesda made the Brotherhood and Enclave superpowers again because they couldn't be bothered to make up their own factions
#14 - Absolute Madman (08/30/2014) [-]
well it's because the enclave was basically destroyed on the west coast. New vegas was made by the actual guys that made fallout so i'm sure they know what they're doing in terms of lore.
User avatar #19 - bestfoxgirl (08/30/2014) [-]
Enclave's West Coast was destroyed indeed, but it's still one of the 2 major factions from Fallout.

Fallout didn't start with 3, there were also F1, F2 and Fallout Tactics (although most people forgot about this one)
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User avatar #34 - PubLandlord (07/14/2014) [-]
with the goal scored in the second half of extra time
User avatar #33 - thepandaking (07/14/2014) [-]
well Argentina had a great defense, it wasn't a surprise to me at all that they were pretty even for almost the whole game. I think everyone was just saying that because they were still loving the brazil curb stomp jokes
User avatar #27 - davidteninch (07/14/2014) [-]
Probably because Germany rekt Brazil so bad previously that any win Germany got would have been considered a face stomping.
#23 - Absolute Madman (07/14/2014) [-]
"second period of overtime"
git gud
User avatar #20 - loopzoop (07/14/2014) [-]
Any win is a facestomping in my eyes.
#15 - hockeynerd (07/14/2014) [-]
anybody who knows anything about the sport knew it would not be a "face stomping."
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#365 - thewordoftruth (06/23/2014) [-]
why does everyone hate homestuck so much? ive never read any of it...
#401 - lavitts (06/23/2014) [-]
Personally, I've never encountered anyone who likes Homestuck.
Only those who reeeeeaaaaally like Homestuck.
I think that might have something to do with it.
When people really like something, it can grate on those around them who aren't into it.
Then you add the internet's ability to amplify opinions, and it makes it seems like people despise it.
Here's something tangentially related and possibly entertaining!
Don't Read A Webcomic Called Homestuck
User avatar #371 - kwanzalord (06/23/2014) [-]
It's sort of like the bronies....but nowhere as near close.
Homestuck fans are annoying...in your face about homestuck jokes and content.
They are probably the same crowd that are into MLP
User avatar #373 - neutralgray (06/23/2014) [-]
No. They're not.

Referencing your last statement, that is.
User avatar #375 - kwanzalord (06/23/2014) [-]
oh alright, I'm just assuming so I don't know.

but I have found them to be annoying though
User avatar #378 - neutralgray (06/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's understandable. I used to love MLP myself, now only have a casual interest in it. Yet for some reason I despise even seeing Homestuck. I don't hate on the fans themselves because I realize I've been viewed the same way in the past so I know what that's like. But yeah. Just goes to show, you can have two crazed obsessive fandoms that incessantly push their interest onto everything and not have them be the same group of people, you know?
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User avatar #368 - katothepotato (06/23/2014) [-]
I wouldn't say I hate it, but I can't really get into the artstyle.
User avatar #366 - IshimelofSomewhere (06/23/2014) [-]
There are parts of the fandom that are quite autistic and annoying, not so bad as MLP but at least on the level of some anime.

Other than that, every time i see anything homestuck related posted in the comments it gets thumbed down quite a bit.
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#156 - Absolute Madman (06/18/2014) [-]
Technically it is too expensive.
Spending the time and money to make a female character with all of the associated clothing, animations, voice acting, etc.etc. would not pull a large enough amount of additional sales to make up for the resources spent.

Out of the entire Mass Effect Trilogy, only ~18% of the players played as a Shepard.

By having only male co-ops they would not loose a significant, or even relevant, demographic that would demand that they -must- play as a female, or have female options available.
Compared to the cost reduction of not having to double the resources on playable characters.
User avatar #351 - thedippestofshits (06/18/2014) [-]
except the previous AC DID have female assasins, and let's not the forget the female lead in the vita spin-off. it can't have been that hard to take the female designs and just build on it. PLUS, this new AC is even fucking reported to have no fucking multiplayer. smells like laziness to me
#157 - Absolute Madman (06/18/2014) [-]
*played as a FEMALE Shepard.
User avatar #150 - ztron (06/18/2014) [-]
its like how they didn't want to bring michael ironside back for blacklist, I still hate how not-sam fisher sounding blacklist fisher's voice is while he has lines you can picture ironside saying.
#14 - The police are given power and authority over the citizens, th…  [+] (21 new replies) 06/17/2014 on police brutality +87
#158 - Absolute Madman (06/17/2014) [-]
Actually, they're not allowed to yell back because the main rule they abide by when dealing with citizens like this is to contain the situation, not further provoke it by yelling back.
#151 - Absolute Madman (06/17/2014) [-]
A cop shouting at a civilian is not an abuse of power. Anyone has the power to shout at other people.

Abuse of his power = arresting him unlawfully or, I dunno, shooting him or something.
User avatar #142 - msypsylon (06/17/2014) [-]
No he's not " abusing his power". You don't need to be a cop to yell at people.
#53 - Absolute Madman (06/17/2014) [-]
No, you stupid moron, that's not how it works. Police have the ability to control those who are not acting under the control of the laws. If you step out of line, they put you back in. Someone yells at cops, the cop yells back. Someone hits a cop, cop hits back. Someone shoots at a cop, cop shoots back. They aren't gonna hold your fucking hand like you're a fucking princess. Fuck that shit.
#37 - shadowgandalf (06/17/2014) [-]
No, thats not how it works. If you go out of your way to fuck with the police, then you are not only being a massive douschebag, you are being in the way of his work, and thus wasting peoples tax money.

In Denmark, that would issue a fine worth around 300 USD. If you continiued it any further, you'd also get arrested.
User avatar #30 - testaburger (06/17/2014) [-]
He's a fucking person
#29 - Absolute Madman (06/17/2014) [-]
No, you're a fucking idiot. You don't treat me with respect, I won't treat you with respect. What are you a fucking caveman like the civilian in the picture? You're fucking pathetic asshole.
#17 - solomonkane (06/17/2014) [-]
Yeah they have more authority but they are still people too and certain people just have shorter fuses.
#27 - amuzen (06/17/2014) [-]
and THOSE people in particular shouldn't have a job whose primary requirement is the ability to act under duress.
#16 - ncsutroll (06/17/2014) [-]
the first sentence of that is correct... but the cop reacting to the guy getting in his face is not an abuse of power and it sure shouldn't be affecting "the trust of the people"

cops don't get paid that much and as such aren't always going to deal with all of your shit - don't go out of your way to fuck with them
User avatar #161 - letting (06/17/2014) [-]
"don't get paid that much" Some get paid over 100k a year and are expected to act above normal citizens, they are not supposed to lash back at criminals in a criminal manner just because they "started it". That is both childish and ridiculous. Police believe that they are above the law because they enforce it. This is not the case and needs to change.
User avatar #177 - collateraldamageco (06/17/2014) [-]
1. You need to be on the force for like 20 years to even be able to make that much
2. Yelling at someone isn't criminal
3. Not all police believe they are above the law, most become police because they respect law and want to uphold it.
Please educate yourself on matters before commenting on them
User avatar #169 - twiztidxson (06/17/2014) [-]
Because shouting is a fucking criminal manner. Next time you yell I expect someone to slap a pair of irons on you for being a criminal.
User avatar #204 - letting (06/18/2014) [-]
A police officer would for "disturbing the peace".
User avatar #63 - damonisgay (06/17/2014) [-]
The guy on the right is an asshole yes. But police have a sacred responsibility that comes with the powers they receive upon becoming police officers regardless of how much they get paid. There job is to apprehend people who appear to have committed a crime and for the courts to decide whether or not the did commit a crime. With the exception of a circumstance were the lives of the police or a civilian is threatened in which case deadly force may be necessary. Any police officer who takes punishment into his own hands/ abuses this power to harass people when a crime has not been committed should not be a cop. Policing is a shit profession to be in, yes but for those who decide to live a life of service suffering is often required and there sacrifice should be respected. (excuse the grammar)
#87 - solomonkane (06/17/2014) [-]
Cop gets yelled at

Cop yells back

Cop is "abusing his power"

User avatar #89 - damonisgay (06/17/2014) [-]
I'm just putting into context the duties of police in reply to ncstroll in which saying that cops don't get paid much so it's excusable that they aren't always going to deal with people shit. I'm not certain where I stand on cops yelling back if they are yelled at. I don't think I would if I was a cop if only for the reason of it creates a less well defined line of not getting personally involved in a situation other then my official duty's. At the very least its unprofessional.
#102 - poppenhoffer (06/17/2014) [-]
The duty of an officer is to protect the people. That's pretty much it. Hell, according to the Desmedt use of force continuum that's used in the US, the cop could pepper spray the guy for getting in his face like that because according to said continuum, the officer is always allowed to use one level of force greater than the suspect is using (that's to say if suspect takes a swing, cop can taze him. Guy has his own tazer and tries to use it, cop can shoot him, etc.). That whole "cops need to act a certain way" thing is bullshit. If you're dealing with someone who may get violent, the last thing you should be doing is trying to be as polite as possible because they'll think you're weak and then they may take a swing.
#202 - ohemgeezus (06/17/2014) [-]
Very first sentence, "The duty of an officer is to protect the people." I'm not going to bother reading the rest of what you said because you obviously don't know what you're talking about. The duty of cops are to uphold the law. You're pretty dumb.
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#90 - solomonkane (06/17/2014) [-]
A cop yelling at someone isnt seen as abusing power or abusing in general cause Cops have set the "abusing power" bar pretty low, So a cop yelling at someone isnt even noticeable. Cause there is a LOT more things they could be doing. Keep in mind, the dude is allowed to have a gun, so if chooses to yell at you, count yourself lucky.
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I do not, sorry. I don't even remember where i found tbh.
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