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Age: 112
Date Signed Up:11/28/2010
Last Login:7/10/2011
Location:Your bushes butt naked with a chicken mask on
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Fuck all you fake ass people. I'm gonna get high, I'm gonna shave my head and pierce my face and get a bunch of tattoos, I'm gonna party every night and one of these fucking days, you're gonna be sitting in your shell of a life, and you're gonna see me on the news in a straightjacket because I killed every one of you motherfuckers with a flick of my wrist. Fuck you all. Fuck. You.

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#96 - Comment deleted  [+] (19 new replies) 06/13/2011 on Dont cry -5
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User avatar #110 - kgriff (06/13/2011) [-]
Looks like someone failed kindergarten.
#102 - anonymous (06/13/2011) [-]
hmm...i don't know...maybe 13 years of school? you are seriously retarded. he wasn't born riding the bus and then skipped 5 years of school.
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User avatar #100 - mtndewguy (06/13/2011) [-]
america
#108 - anonymous (06/13/2011) [-]
FUCK YEAH!!!!
User avatar #105 - Trrave (06/13/2011) [-]
Don't blame America. There are slow people everywhere. We just nurture ours more than most places.
User avatar #114 - kgriff (06/13/2011) [-]
Unless you live in the south, then they get bludgeoned to death with bats and sticks
User avatar #120 - Trrave (06/13/2011) [-]
Or Texas. I hear they use the electric chair there. But not all of America is as backwards as the South, or as fun as Texas.
User avatar #135 - kgriff (06/13/2011) [-]
Well, it can be confusing, the area where I live in Pennsylvania is mostly a redneck community, but there are other areas that are fucking full out cities where you will get ass raped on the corner (Philly obviously)
User avatar #149 - Trrave (06/13/2011) [-]
Never been to Philly, and if I ever go there I now know to avoid corners so as to protect my butt. Thanks for the heads up!
User avatar #152 - kgriff (06/13/2011) [-]
Make sure you have a gun when you are in Philadelphia. And when you see a black guy it is customary to pull out said gun and wave it around saying "I'll pop a cap in yo' ass nigger" because that is how they say hello
User avatar #154 - Trrave (06/13/2011) [-]
Yay! More friendly advice! Good thing I have my CC permit! Ill make sure to greet them all enthusiastically!
User avatar #157 - kgriff (06/13/2011) [-]
Oh you don't need a concealed carry permit in Philadelphia!!! Every nigger on the street has one (because of how they say hello) and they never get caught!
User avatar #112 - mtndewguy (06/13/2011) [-]
i wasn't blaming anyone

in america it takes 12 years to become a senior, he is actually a super senior, someone who has gone for 13 years
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#124 - tontosrevenge (06/13/2011) [-]
I think someone forgot about kindergarten...
User avatar #119 - Trrave (06/13/2011) [-]
No, he said he rode the bus in Kindergarten as well. Kindergarten is not 1st grade, thus he had the 12 required years plus one for Kindergarten.
User avatar #127 - mtndewguy (06/13/2011) [-]
ahh, yeah i forgot about kindergarten
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User avatar #379 - negativeone (07/09/2012) [-]
Hah, damn close to a year after her ban.
#377 - anonymous (09/01/2011) [-]
Ive dated her before...this is low of her. She used to be so much better, Taking her v card was the worst mistake of my life,and probaly hers.
User avatar #373 - radarisler (07/10/2011) [-]
whoooaaaa did not see that coming, damn, hottest girl on facebook got banned for being underage damnit
#371 - lolparty (07/10/2011) [-]
Okay so I know I am probably like the 500th to say "Omg you hottest girl in FJ" and truth is that is right. You will probably respond back with thanks or something and then (based on lookin at your previous profile comments) I will respond, yet you probably wont respond..I hope you do tho, because I am Forever Alone and could use a cute friend like you..so I hope we can become friends. Along with this is a random .gif, enjoy.
Okay so I know I am probably like the 500th to say "Omg you hottest girl in FJ" and truth is that is right. You will probably respond back with thanks or something and then (based on lookin at your previous profile comments) I will respond, yet you probably wont respond..I hope you do tho, because I am Forever Alone and could use a cute friend like you..so I hope we can become friends. Along with this is a random .gif, enjoy.
User avatar #370 - Fhoxx (07/09/2011) [-]
I demand you mail me either your or some sort of pacman shirt. You know you want to.
#369 - anonymous (07/09/2011) [-]
i thought you said the nsfw was not actualy you? and that your account had been hacked.. now your claiming it is you... make up your mind sweetie :')
User avatar #368 - MrNaughtyZ (07/09/2011) [-]
Hello Sweety
User avatar #367 - radarisler (07/09/2011) [-]
just gonna throw this out there, you are not just beautiful, you, yes you, YOU are gorgeous!!!!!!!
User avatar #365 - MrNaughtyZ (07/09/2011) [-]
Hey have not talked to you in a while
User avatar #363 - carlosthehobo (07/08/2011) [-]
HEY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#361 - anonymous (07/04/2011) [-]
Hurr Durr, fucking whore how many guys do you honestly talk to and do shit with, it appears to be purely internet based, which is perhaps even more pathetic, If you ARE indeed the whore you come off as your vagina must resemble the grand canyon.
User avatar #359 - MCPO (07/03/2011) [-]
Hi. How are you?
#356 - flamesinfire (07/02/2011) [-]
what happened to your Facebook? I wanted to talk to you ....
#351 - noaki (07/01/2011) [-]
IM BAAACCKKK!!
#349 - noaki (06/27/2011) [-]
you is the most epicist girl i knows :3 xxxxx
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#344 - beburos (06/27/2011) [-]
Deleting content before I have a chance to see it. :p
#342 - bobJML (06/27/2011) [-]
What's up?
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