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Date Signed Up:8/23/2010
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Made this account a while back, then we got sent back in time so I'm recreating it.

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#63 - I just print and then connect the letters  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2012 on Cursive +7
User avatar #97 - SavageBAMFx (10/13/2012) [-]
I do like, half cursive/half print in my writing. xD
#35 - **** you and your paradoxical sentence pairs! 10/11/2012 on Call of Duty Logic 0
#34 - Fact - pigs are ticklish. Let's see if this works. 10/11/2012 on Call of Duty Logic -1
#372 - My joke still seems funny to me... 10/10/2012 on Im Tired of This Shit -1
#51 - They ignored my cries for attention I ignored their s… 10/10/2012 on This kid +9
#31099 - We've reached the reply limit so I'll talk here, and none of m…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#31100 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Aright good on ya for being kind and offering advice
#31097 - Is it just me or do mental conversations really do help calm t…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#31098 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Most of the time, they can get lonely on occasion, being left in there with 6 other loud people, and one of the is ALWAYS DOING FUCKING KARAOKE!
#31095 - Talk to a doctor maybe. I normally just have mental conversati…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/09/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#31096 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Oh I have approximately 7 different voices in my head that I have conversations with
User avatar #31099 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
We've reached the reply limit so I'll talk here, and none of my voices do karaoke, but I wish they did. Anyway I have to go to bed but if you ever need something never hesitate to ask me. I'm on at least once a day, sometimes more depending on if I have something to do
#31100 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Aright good on ya for being kind and offering advice
User avatar #31097 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Is it just me or do mental conversations really do help calm the voices?
#31098 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Most of the time, they can get lonely on occasion, being left in there with 6 other loud people, and one of the is ALWAYS DOING FUCKING KARAOKE!
#31093 - Find some community service, or just be there for your friends…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/09/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#31094 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Alright dude, thanks for the advice, also how do i stop said annoying suicidal voice in my head, cause he's really pissing me off
User avatar #31095 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Talk to a doctor maybe. I normally just have mental conversations with my voices and that seems to calm them for a while. Although they aren't suicidal just homicidal.
#31096 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Oh I have approximately 7 different voices in my head that I have conversations with
User avatar #31099 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
We've reached the reply limit so I'll talk here, and none of my voices do karaoke, but I wish they did. Anyway I have to go to bed but if you ever need something never hesitate to ask me. I'm on at least once a day, sometimes more depending on if I have something to do
#31100 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Aright good on ya for being kind and offering advice
User avatar #31097 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Is it just me or do mental conversations really do help calm the voices?
#31098 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Most of the time, they can get lonely on occasion, being left in there with 6 other loud people, and one of the is ALWAYS DOING FUCKING KARAOKE!
#31091 - Now is as good a time as any to start.  [+] (9 new replies) 10/09/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#31092 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Idk where to start, and how
User avatar #31093 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Find some community service, or just be there for your friends and family. As cheesy as it sounds the small things do add up to a huge difference.
#31094 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Alright dude, thanks for the advice, also how do i stop said annoying suicidal voice in my head, cause he's really pissing me off
User avatar #31095 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Talk to a doctor maybe. I normally just have mental conversations with my voices and that seems to calm them for a while. Although they aren't suicidal just homicidal.
#31096 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Oh I have approximately 7 different voices in my head that I have conversations with
User avatar #31099 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
We've reached the reply limit so I'll talk here, and none of my voices do karaoke, but I wish they did. Anyway I have to go to bed but if you ever need something never hesitate to ask me. I'm on at least once a day, sometimes more depending on if I have something to do
#31100 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Aright good on ya for being kind and offering advice
User avatar #31097 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Is it just me or do mental conversations really do help calm the voices?
#31098 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Most of the time, they can get lonely on occasion, being left in there with 6 other loud people, and one of the is ALWAYS DOING FUCKING KARAOKE!
#31089 - Everyone has stuff like that, but the trick is to focus on the…  [+] (11 new replies) 10/09/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#31090 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
I am 15, I have contributed nothing to the world, society, God, the church, or otherwise
User avatar #31091 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Now is as good a time as any to start.
#31092 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Idk where to start, and how
User avatar #31093 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Find some community service, or just be there for your friends and family. As cheesy as it sounds the small things do add up to a huge difference.
#31094 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Alright dude, thanks for the advice, also how do i stop said annoying suicidal voice in my head, cause he's really pissing me off
User avatar #31095 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Talk to a doctor maybe. I normally just have mental conversations with my voices and that seems to calm them for a while. Although they aren't suicidal just homicidal.
#31096 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Oh I have approximately 7 different voices in my head that I have conversations with
User avatar #31099 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
We've reached the reply limit so I'll talk here, and none of my voices do karaoke, but I wish they did. Anyway I have to go to bed but if you ever need something never hesitate to ask me. I'm on at least once a day, sometimes more depending on if I have something to do
#31100 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Aright good on ya for being kind and offering advice
User avatar #31097 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Is it just me or do mental conversations really do help calm the voices?
#31098 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Most of the time, they can get lonely on occasion, being left in there with 6 other loud people, and one of the is ALWAYS DOING FUCKING KARAOKE!
#31087 - Never let something you have no control over get to you  [+] (13 new replies) 10/09/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#31088 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Theres other things that I will take to my grave before admitting anywhere (not criminal, just hypocritical)
User avatar #31089 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Everyone has stuff like that, but the trick is to focus on the good you've done.
#31090 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
I am 15, I have contributed nothing to the world, society, God, the church, or otherwise
User avatar #31091 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Now is as good a time as any to start.
#31092 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Idk where to start, and how
User avatar #31093 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Find some community service, or just be there for your friends and family. As cheesy as it sounds the small things do add up to a huge difference.
#31094 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Alright dude, thanks for the advice, also how do i stop said annoying suicidal voice in my head, cause he's really pissing me off
User avatar #31095 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Talk to a doctor maybe. I normally just have mental conversations with my voices and that seems to calm them for a while. Although they aren't suicidal just homicidal.
#31096 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Oh I have approximately 7 different voices in my head that I have conversations with
User avatar #31099 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
We've reached the reply limit so I'll talk here, and none of my voices do karaoke, but I wish they did. Anyway I have to go to bed but if you ever need something never hesitate to ask me. I'm on at least once a day, sometimes more depending on if I have something to do
#31100 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Aright good on ya for being kind and offering advice
User avatar #31097 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Is it just me or do mental conversations really do help calm the voices?
#31098 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Most of the time, they can get lonely on occasion, being left in there with 6 other loud people, and one of the is ALWAYS DOING FUCKING KARAOKE!
#31084 - Once you moved you lost control of the situation anyway  [+] (15 new replies) 10/09/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#31086 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Point, I feel terrible anyway
User avatar #31087 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Never let something you have no control over get to you
#31088 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Theres other things that I will take to my grave before admitting anywhere (not criminal, just hypocritical)
User avatar #31089 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Everyone has stuff like that, but the trick is to focus on the good you've done.
#31090 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
I am 15, I have contributed nothing to the world, society, God, the church, or otherwise
User avatar #31091 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Now is as good a time as any to start.
#31092 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Idk where to start, and how
User avatar #31093 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Find some community service, or just be there for your friends and family. As cheesy as it sounds the small things do add up to a huge difference.
#31094 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Alright dude, thanks for the advice, also how do i stop said annoying suicidal voice in my head, cause he's really pissing me off
User avatar #31095 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Talk to a doctor maybe. I normally just have mental conversations with my voices and that seems to calm them for a while. Although they aren't suicidal just homicidal.
#31096 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Oh I have approximately 7 different voices in my head that I have conversations with
User avatar #31099 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
We've reached the reply limit so I'll talk here, and none of my voices do karaoke, but I wish they did. Anyway I have to go to bed but if you ever need something never hesitate to ask me. I'm on at least once a day, sometimes more depending on if I have something to do
#31100 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Aright good on ya for being kind and offering advice
User avatar #31097 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Is it just me or do mental conversations really do help calm the voices?
#31098 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Most of the time, they can get lonely on occasion, being left in there with 6 other loud people, and one of the is ALWAYS DOING FUCKING KARAOKE!
#31082 - Hmm, so you didn't want to hang out with him, but he sort of c…  [+] (17 new replies) 10/09/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#31083 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Its why he went into a bad life that gets me, I was the only person to look after him and keep him out of his parents kind of life
User avatar #31084 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Once you moved you lost control of the situation anyway
#31086 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Point, I feel terrible anyway
User avatar #31087 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Never let something you have no control over get to you
#31088 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Theres other things that I will take to my grave before admitting anywhere (not criminal, just hypocritical)
User avatar #31089 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Everyone has stuff like that, but the trick is to focus on the good you've done.
#31090 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
I am 15, I have contributed nothing to the world, society, God, the church, or otherwise
User avatar #31091 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Now is as good a time as any to start.
#31092 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Idk where to start, and how
User avatar #31093 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Find some community service, or just be there for your friends and family. As cheesy as it sounds the small things do add up to a huge difference.
#31094 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Alright dude, thanks for the advice, also how do i stop said annoying suicidal voice in my head, cause he's really pissing me off
User avatar #31095 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Talk to a doctor maybe. I normally just have mental conversations with my voices and that seems to calm them for a while. Although they aren't suicidal just homicidal.
#31096 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Oh I have approximately 7 different voices in my head that I have conversations with
User avatar #31099 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
We've reached the reply limit so I'll talk here, and none of my voices do karaoke, but I wish they did. Anyway I have to go to bed but if you ever need something never hesitate to ask me. I'm on at least once a day, sometimes more depending on if I have something to do
#31100 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Aright good on ya for being kind and offering advice
User avatar #31097 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Is it just me or do mental conversations really do help calm the voices?
#31098 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Most of the time, they can get lonely on occasion, being left in there with 6 other loud people, and one of the is ALWAYS DOING FUCKING KARAOKE!
#31080 - May I ask what you did that's so unforgiveable?  [+] (19 new replies) 10/09/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#31081 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Scroll down later into this comment and you'll find one
User avatar #31082 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Hmm, so you didn't want to hang out with him, but he sort of clung to you and you felt bad that he fell into a bad life after you moved? Sounds like you did nothing at all, literally. Never blame yourself for other people's actions.
#31083 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Its why he went into a bad life that gets me, I was the only person to look after him and keep him out of his parents kind of life
User avatar #31084 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Once you moved you lost control of the situation anyway
#31086 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Point, I feel terrible anyway
User avatar #31087 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Never let something you have no control over get to you
#31088 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Theres other things that I will take to my grave before admitting anywhere (not criminal, just hypocritical)
User avatar #31089 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Everyone has stuff like that, but the trick is to focus on the good you've done.
#31090 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
I am 15, I have contributed nothing to the world, society, God, the church, or otherwise
User avatar #31091 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Now is as good a time as any to start.
#31092 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Idk where to start, and how
User avatar #31093 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Find some community service, or just be there for your friends and family. As cheesy as it sounds the small things do add up to a huge difference.
#31094 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Alright dude, thanks for the advice, also how do i stop said annoying suicidal voice in my head, cause he's really pissing me off
User avatar #31095 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Talk to a doctor maybe. I normally just have mental conversations with my voices and that seems to calm them for a while. Although they aren't suicidal just homicidal.
#31096 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Oh I have approximately 7 different voices in my head that I have conversations with
User avatar #31099 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
We've reached the reply limit so I'll talk here, and none of my voices do karaoke, but I wish they did. Anyway I have to go to bed but if you ever need something never hesitate to ask me. I'm on at least once a day, sometimes more depending on if I have something to do
#31100 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Aright good on ya for being kind and offering advice
User avatar #31097 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Is it just me or do mental conversations really do help calm the voices?
#31098 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Most of the time, they can get lonely on occasion, being left in there with 6 other loud people, and one of the is ALWAYS DOING FUCKING KARAOKE!
#10229 - I think Roosevelt or someone started the Bull Moose party afte… 10/09/2012 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#31076 - One possible answer: join the Military. Gives you a break from…  [+] (21 new replies) 10/09/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#31079 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Well for one, I am restricted from joining military service due to being a diabetic. Secondly, although I know that God has forgiven me, I can't forgive myself
User avatar #31080 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
May I ask what you did that's so unforgiveable?
#31081 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Scroll down later into this comment and you'll find one
User avatar #31082 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Hmm, so you didn't want to hang out with him, but he sort of clung to you and you felt bad that he fell into a bad life after you moved? Sounds like you did nothing at all, literally. Never blame yourself for other people's actions.
#31083 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Its why he went into a bad life that gets me, I was the only person to look after him and keep him out of his parents kind of life
User avatar #31084 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Once you moved you lost control of the situation anyway
#31086 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Point, I feel terrible anyway
User avatar #31087 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Never let something you have no control over get to you
#31088 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Theres other things that I will take to my grave before admitting anywhere (not criminal, just hypocritical)
User avatar #31089 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Everyone has stuff like that, but the trick is to focus on the good you've done.
#31090 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
I am 15, I have contributed nothing to the world, society, God, the church, or otherwise
User avatar #31091 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Now is as good a time as any to start.
#31092 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Idk where to start, and how
User avatar #31093 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Find some community service, or just be there for your friends and family. As cheesy as it sounds the small things do add up to a huge difference.
#31094 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Alright dude, thanks for the advice, also how do i stop said annoying suicidal voice in my head, cause he's really pissing me off
User avatar #31095 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Talk to a doctor maybe. I normally just have mental conversations with my voices and that seems to calm them for a while. Although they aren't suicidal just homicidal.
#31096 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Oh I have approximately 7 different voices in my head that I have conversations with
User avatar #31099 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
We've reached the reply limit so I'll talk here, and none of my voices do karaoke, but I wish they did. Anyway I have to go to bed but if you ever need something never hesitate to ask me. I'm on at least once a day, sometimes more depending on if I have something to do
#31100 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Aright good on ya for being kind and offering advice
User avatar #31097 - IrishAssassin (10/09/2012) [-]
Is it just me or do mental conversations really do help calm the voices?
#31098 - yomommabinshoppin (10/09/2012) [-]
Most of the time, they can get lonely on occasion, being left in there with 6 other loud people, and one of the is ALWAYS DOING FUCKING KARAOKE!
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#5 - redwolfradolf (05/20/2012) [-]
Yo I'm back, and guess what?
Here's that picture I was drawing.
Just for you man ; )
you and the guy I was originally drawing it for, anyway
Do with it as you please....
User avatar #6 to #5 - IrishAssassin (05/20/2012) [-]
Hmm...can I fap?
User avatar #7 to #6 - redwolfradolf (05/20/2012) [-]
I'm sure she wouldn't mind....
User avatar #4 - irishgamer (05/06/2012) [-]
your username is my gamertag. nice
User avatar #3 - IcWhatuDidThar (02/12/2012) [-]
Your Username is my nickname in Martial arts lol.
User avatar #1 - TheDarranator (12/11/2010) [-]
are you Irish??
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