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Age: 19
Date Signed Up:8/23/2010
Last Login:5/23/2013
Location:Boston
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Comment Ranking:#8484
Highest Comment Rank:#5420
Comment Thumbs: 1942 total,  2105 ,  163
Content Level Progress: 31.25% (25/80)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 42% (42/100)
Level 219 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 220 Comments: Mind Blower
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Total Comments Made:727
FJ Points:2024
Made this account a while back, then we got sent back in time so I'm recreating it.

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#107 - Kinda hard to do backflips in a crowded hallway, but I will try  [+] (11 new replies) 08/27/2012 on Knights Templar +1
User avatar #108 - tylerxchoice (08/27/2012) [-]
one time we skipped class to play Parkour tag inside the school lols we ended up on the roof of the school somehow fun shit man
User avatar #109 - IrishAssassin (08/27/2012) [-]
We need to combine the two games, add an extra element to it
User avatar #110 - tylerxchoice (08/27/2012) [-]
Indeed we do.
well also play Assassin Infection.
you get tagged you're on the Zombie team
User avatar #111 - IrishAssassin (08/27/2012) [-]
How do you tell who's a zombie? And make the tag game have the target system, strike too soon they'll know they're your target. Strike too late and you'll be dead
User avatar #115 - tylerxchoice (08/27/2012) [-]
You don't know who's a zombie so you have to watch out and be aware of how people act.
User avatar #116 - IrishAssassin (08/27/2012) [-]
I love games with observation and acting accordingly like that
User avatar #117 - tylerxchoice (08/27/2012) [-]
You can kill a zombie by tagging them to the head though o:
User avatar #118 - IrishAssassin (08/27/2012) [-]
I'm guessing dead zombies are out and don't respawn on human side
User avatar #119 - tylerxchoice (08/27/2012) [-]
15 minute penalty but by then you might as well quit acting human cus they already know and just go for the kill
User avatar #120 - IrishAssassin (08/27/2012) [-]
Gotta go for the counter kill
User avatar #121 - tylerxchoice (08/27/2012) [-]
My specialties are Jump Balance and Climbing so I get away easy but i'm not the fastest runner i'm an average runner so in a straight away run you'll probably get me but if it's climbing there's no chance in hell so I always stay up somewhere high
#104 - That sounds like a shit load of fun. We play spoon assassin at…  [+] (13 new replies) 08/27/2012 on Knights Templar +2
User avatar #105 - tylerxchoice (08/27/2012) [-]
Iv'e seen people here doing backflips and shit just to tag someone o___o
User avatar #107 - IrishAssassin (08/27/2012) [-]
Kinda hard to do backflips in a crowded hallway, but I will try
User avatar #108 - tylerxchoice (08/27/2012) [-]
one time we skipped class to play Parkour tag inside the school lols we ended up on the roof of the school somehow fun shit man
User avatar #109 - IrishAssassin (08/27/2012) [-]
We need to combine the two games, add an extra element to it
User avatar #110 - tylerxchoice (08/27/2012) [-]
Indeed we do.
well also play Assassin Infection.
you get tagged you're on the Zombie team
User avatar #111 - IrishAssassin (08/27/2012) [-]
How do you tell who's a zombie? And make the tag game have the target system, strike too soon they'll know they're your target. Strike too late and you'll be dead
User avatar #115 - tylerxchoice (08/27/2012) [-]
You don't know who's a zombie so you have to watch out and be aware of how people act.
User avatar #116 - IrishAssassin (08/27/2012) [-]
I love games with observation and acting accordingly like that
User avatar #117 - tylerxchoice (08/27/2012) [-]
You can kill a zombie by tagging them to the head though o:
User avatar #118 - IrishAssassin (08/27/2012) [-]
I'm guessing dead zombies are out and don't respawn on human side
User avatar #119 - tylerxchoice (08/27/2012) [-]
15 minute penalty but by then you might as well quit acting human cus they already know and just go for the kill
User avatar #120 - IrishAssassin (08/27/2012) [-]
Gotta go for the counter kill
User avatar #121 - tylerxchoice (08/27/2012) [-]
My specialties are Jump Balance and Climbing so I get away easy but i'm not the fastest runner i'm an average runner so in a straight away run you'll probably get me but if it's climbing there's no chance in hell so I always stay up somewhere high
#221 - 86.2% of statistics are made up on the spot. 08/27/2012 on 13 Rules of Gunfighting 0
#29 - That's why shit like "Occupy Wallstreet" happens. We… 08/27/2012 on Real Life +2
#186 - In Assassin's Creed you're a guy in a white hood who goes arou… 08/26/2012 on Video games from a... +3
#122 - I think a Charizard is worth more than that 08/23/2012 on How to trade pokemon. +1
#8007 - /b/ used to be good (kinda) then it just went to shit  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2012 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #8008 - orlyguisethethird (08/23/2012) [-]
I can imagine.
#6 - Dafuq I just watch? 08/22/2012 on No! 0
#358 - This has been my suicide plan for years, saw it on a post on h… 08/22/2012 on random gif 0
#3 - Camp Counselor: Funnyjunk Drill Instructor: 4chan …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/22/2012 on SOILED IT +8
User avatar #5 - reican (08/22/2012) [-]
more like fj is asslicking 4C. getting annoying, they say " hurr durr 9gag is our rivals we must hate them" while 4chan which also would be the same " oh they are our gods"

either hate both, go neutral or like both.

oh well. FJ, the site of angry kids and double standardfags :)
#11 - comatzdark (08/22/2012) [-]
I enjoy going on /b/, and dislike 9GAG due to often shitty content.

They are completely different sites, therefore your idea of a 'double standardfag' is invalid.
User avatar #12 - reican (08/22/2012) [-]
the double standard is this, 4chan has a lot of posts of random and would be a " rivaling site" while 9gag is the same just shittier content. people see a funny content, laugh, then they see "9gag" and they rage like shit.

they see a boring one but see its from 4chan " oh my god i love it"

User avatar #13 - comatzdark (08/22/2012) [-]
I do agree that FunnyJunk tends to thumb up 4chan related content a lot more than other sources, however often the 4chan content is actually rather humorous, if only in its utter and complete randomness.
#9 - N. Korean citizen (08/22/2012) [-]
And faggots like you, who say things like "double standardfags" go fucking die you cancerous summerfag.
User avatar #10 - reican (08/22/2012) [-]
summerfag? im willing to bet that is you.
#5 - 9-11-01 08/22/2012 on We all Remember 0
#1 - I'm ashamed at how many times I had to read that to understand…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/21/2012 on We all Remember +2
#4 - asersanyo (08/21/2012) [-]
what does the combo say? i can't read it
User avatar #5 - IrishAssassin (08/22/2012) [-]
9-11-01
User avatar #3 - savioz (08/21/2012) [-]
To be fair, it was kind of hard to read.
#2 - telfyr (08/21/2012) [-]
thank you, i did not get it untill you pointed it out
#94 - Damn black people hiding in the dark. Maybe I should make him … 08/21/2012 on Dicks. +2
#88 - **IrishAssassin rolls 2** Will I one day find who stole my p…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2012 on Dicks. +1
#94 - IrishAssassin (08/21/2012) [-]
Damn black people hiding in the dark. Maybe I should make him smile?
#18 - Don't forget the suitcase 08/21/2012 on aquae's profile 0
#151 - I see your point 08/19/2012 on /b/ on sympathy +1
#25158 - It was a good time 08/19/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#139 - Oh, I see. I would've SB'd the kid and ran like fuck  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2012 on /b/ on sympathy +1
#143 - youxbarstard (08/19/2012) [-]
I would've too if he wasn't from the damn Usain Bolt collection.
User avatar #151 - IrishAssassin (08/19/2012) [-]
I see your point
#124 - Such as?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/19/2012 on /b/ on sympathy +1
#138 - youxbarstard (08/19/2012) [-]
Well once i bought a bunch of stink bombs then I went to the Armageddon expo in Auckland city. I had planned to set off these stink bombs in a certain section only problem was that just as was about to stink the area some kid starts trying to steal shit and he was or still is a fast little bugger and because of that about 15 or so security guards come dashing through the area but one stops to look at me while I'm holding the sb's now if that doesn't seem insane to you then you have no idea what boring really is. The end.
User avatar #139 - IrishAssassin (08/19/2012) [-]
Oh, I see. I would've SB'd the kid and ran like fuck
#143 - youxbarstard (08/19/2012) [-]
I would've too if he wasn't from the damn Usain Bolt collection.
User avatar #151 - IrishAssassin (08/19/2012) [-]
I see your point
#119 - You can be insane AND boring  [+] (6 new replies) 08/19/2012 on /b/ on sympathy +1
#123 - youxbarstard (08/19/2012) [-]
Not when all your attempts to be insane are canceled out by unforeseen circumstances.
User avatar #124 - IrishAssassin (08/19/2012) [-]
Such as?
#138 - youxbarstard (08/19/2012) [-]
Well once i bought a bunch of stink bombs then I went to the Armageddon expo in Auckland city. I had planned to set off these stink bombs in a certain section only problem was that just as was about to stink the area some kid starts trying to steal shit and he was or still is a fast little bugger and because of that about 15 or so security guards come dashing through the area but one stops to look at me while I'm holding the sb's now if that doesn't seem insane to you then you have no idea what boring really is. The end.
User avatar #139 - IrishAssassin (08/19/2012) [-]
Oh, I see. I would've SB'd the kid and ran like fuck
#143 - youxbarstard (08/19/2012) [-]
I would've too if he wasn't from the damn Usain Bolt collection.
User avatar #151 - IrishAssassin (08/19/2012) [-]
I see your point
#114 - When you're as insane as me you can go all day with things lik…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/19/2012 on /b/ on sympathy 0
#117 - youxbarstard (08/19/2012) [-]
I used to be insane....then my life became extremely boring....feels bad man
User avatar #119 - IrishAssassin (08/19/2012) [-]
You can be insane AND boring
#123 - youxbarstard (08/19/2012) [-]
Not when all your attempts to be insane are canceled out by unforeseen circumstances.
User avatar #124 - IrishAssassin (08/19/2012) [-]
Such as?
#138 - youxbarstard (08/19/2012) [-]
Well once i bought a bunch of stink bombs then I went to the Armageddon expo in Auckland city. I had planned to set off these stink bombs in a certain section only problem was that just as was about to stink the area some kid starts trying to steal shit and he was or still is a fast little bugger and because of that about 15 or so security guards come dashing through the area but one stops to look at me while I'm holding the sb's now if that doesn't seem insane to you then you have no idea what boring really is. The end.
User avatar #139 - IrishAssassin (08/19/2012) [-]
Oh, I see. I would've SB'd the kid and ran like fuck
#143 - youxbarstard (08/19/2012) [-]
I would've too if he wasn't from the damn Usain Bolt collection.
User avatar #151 - IrishAssassin (08/19/2012) [-]
I see your point
#109 - Be on a 10 story building, tie 9 stories of rope with one end …  [+] (10 new replies) 08/19/2012 on /b/ on sympathy 0
#111 - youxbarstard (08/19/2012) [-]
Ok you win I got nothing o.o
User avatar #114 - IrishAssassin (08/19/2012) [-]
When you're as insane as me you can go all day with things like this :)
#117 - youxbarstard (08/19/2012) [-]
I used to be insane....then my life became extremely boring....feels bad man
User avatar #119 - IrishAssassin (08/19/2012) [-]
You can be insane AND boring
#123 - youxbarstard (08/19/2012) [-]
Not when all your attempts to be insane are canceled out by unforeseen circumstances.
User avatar #124 - IrishAssassin (08/19/2012) [-]
Such as?
#138 - youxbarstard (08/19/2012) [-]
Well once i bought a bunch of stink bombs then I went to the Armageddon expo in Auckland city. I had planned to set off these stink bombs in a certain section only problem was that just as was about to stink the area some kid starts trying to steal shit and he was or still is a fast little bugger and because of that about 15 or so security guards come dashing through the area but one stops to look at me while I'm holding the sb's now if that doesn't seem insane to you then you have no idea what boring really is. The end.
User avatar #139 - IrishAssassin (08/19/2012) [-]
Oh, I see. I would've SB'd the kid and ran like fuck
#143 - youxbarstard (08/19/2012) [-]
I would've too if he wasn't from the damn Usain Bolt collection.
User avatar #151 - IrishAssassin (08/19/2012) [-]
I see your point
#106 - Ha! Or something like "And you said it was impossible"  [+] (12 new replies) 08/19/2012 on /b/ on sympathy +1
#108 - youxbarstard (08/19/2012) [-]
Or "you told me to get a hold of myself"
User avatar #109 - IrishAssassin (08/19/2012) [-]
Be on a 10 story building, tie 9 stories of rope with one end at your feet and one end at the top of the building, get 1-8 stories of razor wire and do the same plan, but with your hands upside down. That way you'll be hanging from your feet and your head will be right side up. Include note along the lines of "Please accept this peace offering"
#111 - youxbarstard (08/19/2012) [-]
Ok you win I got nothing o.o
User avatar #114 - IrishAssassin (08/19/2012) [-]
When you're as insane as me you can go all day with things like this :)
#117 - youxbarstard (08/19/2012) [-]
I used to be insane....then my life became extremely boring....feels bad man
User avatar #119 - IrishAssassin (08/19/2012) [-]
You can be insane AND boring
#123 - youxbarstard (08/19/2012) [-]
Not when all your attempts to be insane are canceled out by unforeseen circumstances.
User avatar #124 - IrishAssassin (08/19/2012) [-]
Such as?
#138 - youxbarstard (08/19/2012) [-]
Well once i bought a bunch of stink bombs then I went to the Armageddon expo in Auckland city. I had planned to set off these stink bombs in a certain section only problem was that just as was about to stink the area some kid starts trying to steal shit and he was or still is a fast little bugger and because of that about 15 or so security guards come dashing through the area but one stops to look at me while I'm holding the sb's now if that doesn't seem insane to you then you have no idea what boring really is. The end.
User avatar #139 - IrishAssassin (08/19/2012) [-]
Oh, I see. I would've SB'd the kid and ran like fuck
#143 - youxbarstard (08/19/2012) [-]
I would've too if he wasn't from the damn Usain Bolt collection.
User avatar #151 - IrishAssassin (08/19/2012) [-]
I see your point
#97 - That's my suicide plan should I ever need it. Saw it in a comi…  [+] (14 new replies) 08/19/2012 on /b/ on sympathy 0
#105 - youxbarstard (08/19/2012) [-]
And the note should read something like "fuck you,that's why"
User avatar #106 - IrishAssassin (08/19/2012) [-]
Ha! Or something like "And you said it was impossible"
#108 - youxbarstard (08/19/2012) [-]
Or "you told me to get a hold of myself"
User avatar #109 - IrishAssassin (08/19/2012) [-]
Be on a 10 story building, tie 9 stories of rope with one end at your feet and one end at the top of the building, get 1-8 stories of razor wire and do the same plan, but with your hands upside down. That way you'll be hanging from your feet and your head will be right side up. Include note along the lines of "Please accept this peace offering"
#111 - youxbarstard (08/19/2012) [-]
Ok you win I got nothing o.o
User avatar #114 - IrishAssassin (08/19/2012) [-]
When you're as insane as me you can go all day with things like this :)
#117 - youxbarstard (08/19/2012) [-]
I used to be insane....then my life became extremely boring....feels bad man
User avatar #119 - IrishAssassin (08/19/2012) [-]
You can be insane AND boring
#123 - youxbarstard (08/19/2012) [-]
Not when all your attempts to be insane are canceled out by unforeseen circumstances.
User avatar #124 - IrishAssassin (08/19/2012) [-]
Such as?
#138 - youxbarstard (08/19/2012) [-]
Well once i bought a bunch of stink bombs then I went to the Armageddon expo in Auckland city. I had planned to set off these stink bombs in a certain section only problem was that just as was about to stink the area some kid starts trying to steal shit and he was or still is a fast little bugger and because of that about 15 or so security guards come dashing through the area but one stops to look at me while I'm holding the sb's now if that doesn't seem insane to you then you have no idea what boring really is. The end.
User avatar #139 - IrishAssassin (08/19/2012) [-]
Oh, I see. I would've SB'd the kid and ran like fuck
#143 - youxbarstard (08/19/2012) [-]
I would've too if he wasn't from the damn Usain Bolt collection.
User avatar #151 - IrishAssassin (08/19/2012) [-]
I see your point
#96 - Attacked by war bees, seems legit 08/19/2012 on /b/ on sympathy +2
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#5 - redwolfradolf (05/20/2012) [-]
Yo I'm back, and guess what?
Here's that picture I was drawing.
Just for you man ; )
you and the guy I was originally drawing it for, anyway
Do with it as you please....
User avatar #6 to #5 - IrishAssassin (05/20/2012) [-]
Hmm...can I fap?
User avatar #7 to #6 - redwolfradolf (05/20/2012) [-]
I'm sure she wouldn't mind....
User avatar #4 - irishgamer (05/06/2012) [-]
your username is my gamertag. nice
User avatar #3 - IcWhatuDidThar (02/12/2012) [-]
Your Username is my nickname in Martial arts lol.
User avatar #1 - TheDarranator (12/11/2010) [-]
are you Irish??
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