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IrishAssassin  

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Date Signed Up:8/23/2010
Last Login:5/23/2013
Location:Boston
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Made this account a while back, then we got sent back in time so I'm recreating it.

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#30 - As always, like me knowing physics 05/19/2013 on Realization 0
#28 - So, the total energy of any 3D space is 0? Or did I miss somet…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Realization +1
User avatar #29 - davidavidson (05/19/2013) [-]
Well, there are exceptions.
User avatar #30 - IrishAssassin (05/19/2013) [-]
As always, like me knowing physics
#11 - It's a wi-fight... I'll just be going now  [+] (3 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Wi-Fi +30
User avatar #59 - tragono (05/19/2013) [-]
Why fight?
#67 - savethepandas (05/19/2013) [-]
WI-FIght
#13 - MysticTomatoe (05/19/2013) [-]
that was funny
#60 - Male and female friends aside (not getting into what's happeni… 05/19/2013 on Title +1
#153 - I knew about the NSFW section before I made this account, but … 05/19/2013 on I know I Did 0
#55 - I agree with what you say, but the vast majority of cars in Am… 05/19/2013 on Why women cant drive.. +2
#110 - Just don't think about Cthulhu 05/18/2013 on Awesome nature again +3
#28 - You managed to get Cs? You must be a genius! I've gotten 1 A i… 05/16/2013 on Russians 0
#50 - I heard somewhere they do it with other diamonds, or the man-m… 05/15/2013 on Kick Ass +1
#42 - Wouldn't it be the other way around? I thought diamond was one…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/15/2013 on Kick Ass +1
#65 - sirbrentcoe (05/15/2013) [-]
Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows: Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles per hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and their were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the shifted the earth’s orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb tha was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond mad of iron at a car moving at 400 wall s per hour, and a s a result caused over 9000 wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with over 9000 buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.
#75 - feelythefeel (05/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #53 - dunmerforlife (05/15/2013) [-]
natural, unmodified materials, yes
User avatar #47 - mrtwilightsparkle (05/15/2013) [-]
Have you ever heard the term "Cutting a diamond?" They have to do it somehow.
User avatar #50 - IrishAssassin (05/15/2013) [-]
I heard somewhere they do it with other diamonds, or the man-made materials that are stronger
User avatar #48 - riffibanezius (05/15/2013) [-]
they do, with another diamond.
User avatar #52 - mrtwilightsparkle (05/15/2013) [-]
They actually use blades. Granted, they are also saws of a sort, so that enhances their efficiency.
User avatar #55 - riffibanezius (05/15/2013) [-]
yes and no.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diamond_cutting

Forgot about the lasers.
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#5 - redwolfradolf (05/20/2012) [-]
Yo I'm back, and guess what?
Here's that picture I was drawing.
Just for you man ; )
you and the guy I was originally drawing it for, anyway
Do with it as you please....
User avatar #6 to #5 - IrishAssassin (05/20/2012) [-]
Hmm...can I fap?
User avatar #7 to #6 - redwolfradolf (05/20/2012) [-]
I'm sure she wouldn't mind....
User avatar #4 - irishgamer (05/06/2012) [-]
your username is my gamertag. nice
User avatar #3 - IcWhatuDidThar (02/12/2012) [-]
Your Username is my nickname in Martial arts lol.
User avatar #1 - TheDarranator (12/11/2010) [-]
are you Irish??
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