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#541 - You don't necessarily need combined ops, just both games, it u… 02/11/2013 on Video Game World Size... 0
#100 - My ***** , DayZ all day  [+] (9 new replies) 02/09/2013 on Video Game World Size... +2
User avatar #160 - theonetruegilda (02/09/2013) [-]
Can you tell me where to download the propper dayz? I tried downloading it before and the servers i found had very glitchy zombies, even with like 60 ms ping...
User avatar #542 - ImaFirinMahLazar (02/11/2013) [-]
You can buy combined ops from steam for 25-30 bucks I believe.
User avatar #543 - theonetruegilda (02/11/2013) [-]
Nah, i have that and played DayZ before, its just everyone talks like this game is so amazing, but i have only seen a shitload of glitches, lag, countless issues, im wondering if i downloaded a "fake" mod of it or something.
User avatar #546 - ImaFirinMahLazar (02/11/2013) [-]
Also if you are on a server with a bunch of people that use global (aka side channel) and voice chat over it, it lags the fuck out of the server. (I completely froze one time while getting bused to elektro.
User avatar #544 - ImaFirinMahLazar (02/11/2013) [-]
If you downloaded it from dayzmod.com/ then you got the right one, I have glitches here and there and zombies are always a little buggy (walking through door ways, hitting my through walls, randomly disappearing, etc.)
User avatar #545 - theonetruegilda (02/11/2013) [-]
Thats why i was confused. i played WarZ and apparently it was a shitload buggyer and zombies were glitchy compaired to Dayz.....but Dayz is almost broken for me as if you alert a zombie before you find a weapon....your dead.
User avatar #140 - billysmall (02/09/2013) [-]
Am I the only one that plays Arma 2 without DayZ?
User avatar #531 - bubbleisacat (02/10/2013) [-]
I would play day z but I only have arma 2 without combined ops so I cant
User avatar #541 - ImaFirinMahLazar (02/11/2013) [-]
You don't necessarily need combined ops, just both games, it uses the operation arrowhead beta as well (dunno how that works).
#465 - Really? I kind of remember that from bio, but what about heigh…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/08/2013 on fucking science +1
User avatar #469 - buttplugmaster (02/08/2013) [-]
Height has a couple of genes that code for it, plus environmental factors so it would be hard to say. Also, this anon is correct in saying it has to do with dominant and recessive genes, but blue eyes are the recessive gene and are only expressed when both your genes are for blue eyes. Brown eyes are the dominant gene.
User avatar #471 - alhemicar (02/08/2013) [-]
also, look above
User avatar #468 - alhemicar (02/08/2013) [-]
It's more complex than this because when talking about height multiple feature are getting inherited at the same time.
#472 - Womens Study Major (02/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, what alchemicar said
#460 - But what if a grandparent or aunt/uncle was brown eyed? I'm su…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/08/2013 on fucking science +1
#464 - Womens Study Major (02/08/2013) [-]
Genes are either dominant or recessive. Dominant means it is expressed over other genes, and recessive means that other genes are expressed over it. Basically, if you have a brown eyed gene it'll be expressed, and if you have a blue eyed gene and a brown eyed gene, the brown eyed gene will still be expressed. So no, two blue eyed people can't have a brown eyed child. However, two brown eyed people can have a blue eyed child.
#462 - Womens Study Major (02/08/2013) [-]
It's all about dominant and recessive genes.
Mothers and fathers blue eye colours are both Dominant genes (two big X)
And lets say, grandmothers green eyes is a Recessive gene 1x
And grandfathers brown eyes is a Recessive gene 1x

No 1x or even 2x can dominate 2X
Basically, if both mother and father had different eye colours, only then recessive genes can come in place
User avatar #466 - alhemicar (02/08/2013) [-]
but sometimes, in rare cases a recessive and a dominant gene have the same strength, and so the eye color would be brown-blueish. for example, my mother has green eyes and my father somewhat grey eyes (prob blue and brown) and I have brown eyes. And no, I know I'm not adopted.
User avatar #465 - ImaFirinMahLazar (02/08/2013) [-]
Really? I kind of remember that from bio, but what about height? My buddy nearly towers over his parents.
User avatar #469 - buttplugmaster (02/08/2013) [-]
Height has a couple of genes that code for it, plus environmental factors so it would be hard to say. Also, this anon is correct in saying it has to do with dominant and recessive genes, but blue eyes are the recessive gene and are only expressed when both your genes are for blue eyes. Brown eyes are the dominant gene.
User avatar #471 - alhemicar (02/08/2013) [-]
also, look above
User avatar #468 - alhemicar (02/08/2013) [-]
It's more complex than this because when talking about height multiple feature are getting inherited at the same time.
#472 - Womens Study Major (02/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, what alchemicar said
#136 - I like turtles.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/29/2013 on Charles Dickens +5
User avatar #137 - pshermanwallabyway (01/29/2013) [-]
I like turtles too.
User avatar #142 - clechyl (01/29/2013) [-]
I like
trees.
#141 - mrvin (01/29/2013) [-]
turtles!
User avatar #138 - moooman (01/29/2013) [-]
Somebody mention turnips?
#206 - When does it come out? I read the book.  [+] (7 new replies) 01/29/2013 on Bros for life 0
User avatar #209 - BigDoktor (01/29/2013) [-]
Watch the movie with Robert Redford (NOT the one with Paul Rudd).
User avatar #215 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (01/29/2013) [-]
Holy shit, I didn't know there were so many movies made of it. I only knew about the one I saw (I think it was the one with Rudd, though).
User avatar #217 - BigDoktor (01/29/2013) [-]
That Gatsby does NOT compare to Redford at all.
User avatar #208 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (01/29/2013) [-]
May 10. I can't wait.
What'd you think of the book?
#212 - LessThanThreesOme (01/29/2013) [-]
Holy balls batman, The Great Gatsby is one of my favorite novels and it a movie about it comes on my birthday.
User avatar #213 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (01/29/2013) [-]
Same here. One of the only novels I truly read in high school, and I'm so glad I did. I freaking love that book.
And happy birthday to you when it happens!
User avatar #214 - LessThanThreesOme (01/29/2013) [-]
Yeah man, I fucked up a lot in high school but when I had to do a report (as cheesy this may sound) it definitely changed my aspect in life. Nick , an excellent character a man who was easliy loved and easily hated with minmal set amout of actions.
#205 - I did not know Toby McGuire and Leo DiCaprio were BFFs... Lear… 01/29/2013 on Bros for life +3
#222 - You like wheat bread? 01/15/2013 on Holy Fuck! 0
#49 - Shhh shhh dont let them know that. Let them wonder for a little. 01/13/2013 on You know.. +1
#3 - fatty detected  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2012 on Miss Universe Olivia Culpo... 0
#4 - demcomments (12/20/2012) [-]
**demcomments rolled a random image posted in comment #2360435 at MLP Friendly Board **

Possibly... but she is quite skinny and she could use a bit more to her.
User avatar #7 - fishratsas (12/20/2012) [-]
I second that.
#8 - demcomments (12/20/2012) [-]
**demcomments rolled a random image posted in comment #2226897 at My Little Pony/MLP Brony Forum **

Not saying she isn't attractive at all but she's no where near perfect. Everyone has their own taste though, she's by no means just a skeleton.
#212 - Oh man.. I coulda guessed that one. Thanks Vegeta  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2012 on Football +15
User avatar #214 - mynameszack (12/12/2012) [-]
m- my names Zack...
#209 - Which movie was this from?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/12/2012 on Football +2
User avatar #242 - TardytheTurtle (12/12/2012) [-]
the comebacks
User avatar #210 - mynameszack (12/12/2012) [-]
not another teen movie... i believe.
User avatar #212 - ImaFirinMahLazar (12/12/2012) [-]
Oh man.. I coulda guessed that one. Thanks Vegeta
User avatar #214 - mynameszack (12/12/2012) [-]
m- my names Zack...
#38 - Google "Anti-Phanact" All that comes up is … 12/11/2012 on point +2
#591 - Comment deleted 12/11/2012 on I quit 0
#94 - Did I do good George, did I? I didn't mean to hurt da bunny wa…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2012 on D'AAAWWW +6
#98 - benighted (11/15/2012) [-]
Gawd damit lenny you dumb son'a bitch!
#103 - alonetime (11/15/2012) [-]
all the feels i didnt expect to feel
#38 - Yup and the game is available for pre-order now, you get a poster lol 11/10/2012 on Tough Job 0
#37 - AWESOME!1!!!1!1!1one! 11/10/2012 on Tough Job 0
#25 - I'd play the hell out of a GTA if the character was Walter White  [+] (7 new replies) 11/09/2012 on Tough Job +2
User avatar #26 - lovestospoodge (11/09/2012) [-]
Funny you should say that.

"The show breaking bad has a little influence on the game as Albert is drawn to the life of crime from an older age for the money."
User avatar #37 - ImaFirinMahLazar (11/10/2012) [-]
AWESOME!1!!!1!1!1one!
#28 - shloppy (11/09/2012) [-]
Who the fuck is Albert?
User avatar #29 - lovestospoodge (11/09/2012) [-]
One of the two characters you play as in GTA V
User avatar #34 - sketchE (11/09/2012) [-]
i saw a girl in an image are they aking a female character?
User avatar #30 - shloppy (11/09/2012) [-]
I had no idea rockstar actually put more info out on it.
User avatar #38 - ImaFirinMahLazar (11/10/2012) [-]
Yup and the game is available for pre-order now, you get a poster lol
#408 - If this is real, then I'm sure a dick in the throat would be t…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2012 on EEEAAAASY NOW SHELLY! -1
#443 - blahdudeblah (11/08/2012) [-]
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Naw, just have a nigger fuck that virgin ass.


with out lube
#295 - Dat plant... My sides are now in Neptune's orbit 11/07/2012 on Oh /b/ +2
#500 - :( Lucky east coasters 11/06/2012 on It's a Conspiracy! +1
#497 - 5 more hours my ****** , I'll see all of you on th…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/06/2012 on It's a Conspiracy! +2
User avatar #529 - HeBitch (11/06/2012) [-]
It's already out for most of the world.
User avatar #499 - imthepunkkid (11/06/2012) [-]
4 hours for me
User avatar #531 - Rukioish (11/06/2012) [-]
oh shit 4 for me too... thanks for reminding me!
User avatar #500 - ImaFirinMahLazar (11/06/2012) [-]
:( Lucky east coasters
#47 - Horse mask is classic 11/05/2012 on Hurricane Sandy News... 0
#162 - Looks like he wiped his ass with a piece of bread 11/02/2012 on Well, fuck +2
#107 - I've also heard it from other people, an australian kid that I…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2012 on old humon comic 0
User avatar #108 - generaljosh (10/30/2012) [-]
From the wikipedia page on Australian demographics:
User avatar #109 - generaljosh (10/30/2012) [-]
Forgot the post lol

Sex ratio

At birth: 1.06 male(s)/female
Under 15 years: 1.05 male(s)/female
15–64 years: 1.03 male(s)/female
65 years and over: 0.84 male(s)/female
Total population: 1 male(s)/female (2009)

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#6 - Womens Study Major (11/26/2009) [-]
IF YOU FIRE YOUR LAZZZORR AT ME I GUESS ILL COUNTER IT WITH A FALCOOOON ..... PUNCH!
User avatar #5 - Kierkegaard (11/25/2009) [-]
Awesomeyouare.
User avatar #3 - iHeartPenis (11/08/2009) [-]
:D I suppose your a real man?
User avatar #4 to #3 - ImaFirinMahLazar (11/10/2009) [-]
Oh you have no idea.
#2 - Fat Ben **User deleted account** (11/03/2009) [-]
IMMA MAKIN' MAH POOP!
#1 - Womens Study Major (10/20/2009) [-]
fire your lazer at me hit me with your best shot
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