all right. You?

not bad, havent talked in awhile and i wondered what u been up 2 ?

my fiance left me : / so i've been in a non funny junk mood for a while but i'm making a come back :P whats new with you?

why'd he leave you ? if you ask me hes made the stupidest mistake in his life doing that

well quite alot, most of it bad...
dog#1 has got diabeetis and gone blind
dog#2 has nearly broke his back
im going to be having a operation soon
my xbox live clan went to hell
fallen out with my best mate
same old same old really XD

that's sweet of you to say, he wouldn't give me a reason he just said "i don't love you and never did" and kicked me out of his car to walk home. 5 years down the shitter i guess : / but aww i'm so sorry. If managed right dog 1 should still be able to live a full happy life though : ) dog two...:( i really am praying for him/her and i'm not religious so thats saying something. Why'd you fall out with your best friend?

i'd kick his ass, hes a complete idiot for treating YOU like shit... your awesome, its common knowledge..

the vets say a few years tops hes 8 already and hes only a yorkshire terrier
dog 2 (pepsi, boy) hes mine and hes better but i hope hes way better soon

hes a dick, been getting under my skin for awhile now, acts like hes best at everything but he sucks, he never pulled his weight in the clan despite being one of the leaders and he is pretty much talentless (the only way he gets a kill is if he camps in a tank or uses an RPG)


pic: my response to your (ex) fiance

*blush* your very sweet hun but i know i can be a pain to date. I'm glad the puppy's getting better ^.^ *face palm* your friend does sound like a douche, i've known my fair share of guys and chicks like that. Sounds like he needs a reality check.

i cant imagine you being a pain to date :/
something like that, we told each other our weakness's (mines i dont wanna be forgotten)
so he told me im easy to forget...
then 2 days ago he messaged me saying he dont wanna fall out with me XD FUCK HIM!!!

=^.^=

: O fuck. a burning cigarette is ganna be painful.

LOL

California : ) west coast of the u.s.

oh, i was thinking in another place
thx4 answer

^.^ np

lol, pretty much anything hardstyle, 80's rock, russian rock and REAL (Dio like) metal. You?

:P got korn on right now, Love A7X, Mushroom head, rammstein, metallica, otep, slipknot, sound garden and i fucking love music from the 1940's...

your taste in music is epic. : D

I can tell we are gonna be awesome FJ friends, been to any descent gigs?

Rammstein and tatu in Moscow XD BEST CONCERT EVER

Sweet :D Me and my bud went to go see KoRn. and Me and my Ex went to see A7X.

privet

: ) thank you for the request kind sir.

How cute...

OMG it's so adorable.

A box full of kittens were abandoned behind the building I used to work at and I gave them away to loving families in just 15 minutes...

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww >insert adorable< XD

I called a morning radio station and people were lining up...

Anyways whats up?

While looking for a suitable picture to respond with..i found this...now i am afraid of my reaction folder.

you should make a real party hard gif of yourself raving

I totally would *hides face in embarrassment* but i don't know how.

the raving part or the gif part?

The gif part.

i can make gifs all day all night

i made that american dad gif

What do ya need to teach me how? lol =^.^=

*screams* AHHHHHHH BUNNY!!!!!!!!

o-o PFFFFF hahaha!

i hate you.

is this better?

I DO NOT FORGIVE!

ok...welll...the fuck is my shot bitch? (pic unrelated)

i bought you a joose...be happy

I gave you sex a few days ago, it is not my fault you were to drunk to tell if you came.

thats a sexual reference

What does pecking order have to do with anything?

because you still have yet to reach your goal and every time we have sex you lose count of how many times you come

Also, the correct spelling for the use of that word is *Cum

o.o stop being full of yourself. Our sex life is not funny junk appropriate. I'll let you put it in my but if you get you taint pierced. XD

now i have proof...bwaaahahaha

Son of a bitch... all well does that mean you will get a genital piercing? WIN Butt sex will be given when i see the damn piercing.

o.o *your and butt fuck you grammar Nazi

watermelon Joose and funny junk : P you?

<---- Drinking this and may I ask where did you learn to speak Russian :P

sorry i got sleepy. o.o

no bueno : / alcohol withdrawal.
you?

ive got tonsilitis ... :-(

: / i fucking hate those fuckers. with the pain and the strep throat and the ouch and the RAWR with the..wait...oh tonsils...they suck.

yea, XD

my suggestion to you is black berry tea and black berry brandy : D when i was growing up my mom would make it whenever i had strep throat. It makes the ouches stop.

brandy ?!? i'd have to talk 2 my mom about that XD

she might say yes if you tell her it's only half a shot you put in, it's just coats your throat kind of like hot cough syrup

its okay im allowed shots of whiskey XD

btw i forgot to ask are u actually 21 ?!?

yes : ) jan 5th 1990