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Gender: female
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
Last Login:3/27/2013
Location:Cali
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I'm obsessed with saiyans, Rogue, X-men, and cute anime girls.
I'm a Necromger.
My fav band is Slot.
I speak Russian & English and enough spanish that i wont get jumped by esse's XD I HATE video games, with the exception of crash, spyro, banjo kazooie and dino crisis.
Vodka and Rum are the BEST inventions since Yaoi.
I'm PanSexual.
I'm a raver(kandalist), I spin Fire poi, and i do not do drugs..at partys. : P

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#98 - very true, i think a big kicker on sexiness though is all in … 03/15/2012 on Good Guy NPH Comp 0
#32 - I've wanted jury duty for every just so i can vote opposite of… 03/15/2012 on Meme Jury Compilation 0
#54 - I realized this last night after shlicking to a porn on kink .…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2012 on What the Internet Does To You +4
#68 - godspeak (03/15/2012) [-]
That's the kind of shit I've always been watching, does that make me a freak?
#70 - Ibiza (03/15/2012) [-]
i think it makes us both freaks. It's ok though as long as we stick to mild s&m like wired pussy, machien porn etc... i think we'll be ok as long as we stay away from the medical porn and water sports...then it's time we move on to /b/ and hide from the world. Pic related.
#63 - I''d like to think i'm not like that, but based on my complete… 03/15/2012 on she's crazy? +6
#102 - Picture 03/15/2012 on on the bright side, i found... 0
#160 - My answer when people ask me why i smoke and if i'm worried ab… 03/15/2012 on rage comic- smoker rage 0
#76 - Picture 03/15/2012 on Good Guy NPH Comp +4
#74 - <--- when i found out he was gay And i have not had a…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/15/2012 on Good Guy NPH Comp +3
User avatar #94 - AnAnon (03/15/2012) [-]
I feels your pain. ._.
#92 - ruinsage (03/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #82 - funnyjunkeyyy (03/15/2012) [-]
i was heartbroken.
it's always the sexiest men that are gay.
:/
User avatar #98 - Ibiza (03/15/2012) [-]
very true, i think a big kicker on sexiness though is all in his attitude.
#88 - thexxtalonxx (03/15/2012) [-]
Pffft...

I'm not gay.
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#73 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2012 on Good Guy NPH Comp 0
#76 - Ibiza (03/15/2012) [-]
#302 - I just make lemon martinis and laugh at the people in AA. 03/15/2012 on Life hack 0
#613 - are you mentally retarded?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2012 on I'm Sorry 0
#657 - playcold (03/16/2012) [-]
Why would that make me retarded?

#608 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2012 on I'm Sorry +1
#618 - zendir (03/15/2012) [-]
#605 - Picture 03/15/2012 on I'm Sorry +3
#246 - Well at least i have morgan freeman on my side. 03/15/2012 on -facepalm 0
#244 - **Ibiza rolls 706**  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2012 on -facepalm 0
User avatar #246 - Ibiza (03/15/2012) [-]
Well at least i have morgan freeman on my side.
#380 - **Ibiza rolled a random image posted in comment #3132655 at… 03/15/2012 on good pizza -2
#66 - Hey i didn't make it. 03/13/2012 on Im evi- wait what?! 0
#31 - :3 i have a ridiculous crush on her.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2012 on Accept diversity +2
User avatar #34 - gladiator (03/12/2012) [-]
i cannot blame you, aside from the hair she is rather good looking ^-^
#29 - Yo Landi Visser  [+] (3 new replies) 03/12/2012 on Accept diversity 0
User avatar #30 - gladiator (03/12/2012) [-]
thank you, i now see that she always has that strange haircut....
#31 - Ibiza (03/12/2012) [-]
:3 i have a ridiculous crush on her.
User avatar #34 - gladiator (03/12/2012) [-]
i cannot blame you, aside from the hair she is rather good looking ^-^
#27 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 03/12/2012 on Accept diversity +1
User avatar #28 - gladiator (03/12/2012) [-]
who is she, i just have the gif?
User avatar #29 - Ibiza (03/12/2012) [-]
Yo Landi Visser
User avatar #30 - gladiator (03/12/2012) [-]
thank you, i now see that she always has that strange haircut....
#31 - Ibiza (03/12/2012) [-]
:3 i have a ridiculous crush on her.
User avatar #34 - gladiator (03/12/2012) [-]
i cannot blame you, aside from the hair she is rather good looking ^-^
#10 - Oh Hai! 03/12/2012 on Derpy Dubs Portals +3
#9 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2012 on Derpy Dubs Portals +3
#10 - Ibiza (03/12/2012) [-]
Oh Hai!
#5 - Anorexics don't throw up.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2012 on What do you think +1
User avatar #8 - rudka (03/12/2012) [-]
well i was just being sarcastic, but mostly its because of that, or depression or something like that
#22 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2012 on Rainbow Dash is a god +1
#23 - Rammencup (03/12/2012) [-]
#10 - Picture 03/12/2012 on For the Zelda Fans............ +1

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User avatar #228 - The Captain (01/23/2012) [-]
so how are you
User avatar #229 to #235 - Ibiza (01/24/2012) [-]
all right. You?
User avatar #230 to #236 - The Captain (01/25/2012) [-]
not bad, havent talked in awhile and i wondered what u been up 2 ?
User avatar #231 to #237 - Ibiza (01/25/2012) [-]
my fiance left me : / so i've been in a non funny junk mood for a while but i'm making a come back :P whats new with you?
#232 to #238 - The Captain (01/27/2012) [-]
why'd he leave you ? if you ask me hes made the stupidest mistake in his life doing that   
   
well quite alot, most of it bad...     
dog#1 has got diabeetis and gone blind   
dog#2 has nearly broke his back   
im going to be having a operation soon   
my xbox live clan went to hell   
fallen out with my best mate   
same old same old really XD
why'd he leave you ? if you ask me hes made the stupidest mistake in his life doing that

well quite alot, most of it bad...
dog#1 has got diabeetis and gone blind
dog#2 has nearly broke his back
im going to be having a operation soon
my xbox live clan went to hell
fallen out with my best mate
same old same old really XD
User avatar #233 to #239 - Ibiza (01/28/2012) [-]
that's sweet of you to say, he wouldn't give me a reason he just said "i don't love you and never did" and kicked me out of his car to walk home. 5 years down the shitter i guess : / but aww i'm so sorry. If managed right dog 1 should still be able to live a full happy life though : ) dog two...:( i really am praying for him/her and i'm not religious so thats saying something. Why'd you fall out with your best friend?
#234 to #240 - The Captain (01/29/2012) [-]
i'd kick his ass, hes a complete idiot for treating YOU like shit... your awesome, its common knowledge..   
   
the vets say a few years tops hes 8 already and hes only a yorkshire terrier   
dog 2 (pepsi, boy) hes mine and hes better but i hope hes way better soon   
   
hes a dick, been getting under my skin for awhile now, acts like hes best at everything but he sucks, he never pulled his weight in the clan despite being one of the leaders and he is pretty much talentless (the only way he gets a kill is if he camps in a tank or uses an RPG)   
   
   
pic: my response to your (ex) fiance
i'd kick his ass, hes a complete idiot for treating YOU like shit... your awesome, its common knowledge..

the vets say a few years tops hes 8 already and hes only a yorkshire terrier
dog 2 (pepsi, boy) hes mine and hes better but i hope hes way better soon

hes a dick, been getting under my skin for awhile now, acts like hes best at everything but he sucks, he never pulled his weight in the clan despite being one of the leaders and he is pretty much talentless (the only way he gets a kill is if he camps in a tank or uses an RPG)


pic: my response to your (ex) fiance
User avatar #235 to #241 - Ibiza (02/02/2012) [-]
*blush* your very sweet hun but i know i can be a pain to date. I'm glad the puppy's getting better ^.^ *face palm* your friend does sound like a douche, i've known my fair share of guys and chicks like that. Sounds like he needs a reality check.
User avatar #236 to #242 - The Captain (02/03/2012) [-]
i cant imagine you being a pain to date :/
something like that, we told each other our weakness's (mines i dont wanna be forgotten)
so he told me im easy to forget...
then 2 days ago he messaged me saying he dont wanna fall out with me XD FUCK HIM!!!
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User avatar #219 - Fluorum (09/26/2011) [-]
:3
User avatar #220 to #225 - Ibiza (09/26/2011) [-]
=^.^=
#216 - Elemental (09/17/2011) [-]
**Elemental rolled user waffleofdoom **

You have been murdered. Murder the user above to regain your soul and revive.
Until then you will wander through hell forced to deep throat the object your left hand is touching.
User avatar #217 to #222 - Ibiza (09/17/2011) [-]
: O fuck. a burning cigarette is ganna be painful.
User avatar #211 - loridian (08/17/2011) [-]
where is cali?
User avatar #212 to #217 - Ibiza (08/17/2011) [-]
California : ) west coast of the u.s.
User avatar #213 to #218 - loridian (08/17/2011) [-]
oh, i was thinking in another place
thx4 answer
User avatar #214 to #219 - Ibiza (08/17/2011) [-]
^.^ np
User avatar #204 - deathmat (07/15/2011) [-]
Yo, what music do you like?

Pimp below stole my picture
User avatar #205 to #210 - Ibiza (07/15/2011) [-]
lol, pretty much anything hardstyle, 80's rock, russian rock and REAL (Dio like) metal. You?
User avatar #206 to #211 - deathmat (07/15/2011) [-]
:P got korn on right now, Love A7X, Mushroom head, rammstein, metallica, otep, slipknot, sound garden and i fucking love music from the 1940's...
User avatar #207 to #212 - Ibiza (07/15/2011) [-]
your taste in music is epic. : D
User avatar #208 to #213 - deathmat (07/15/2011) [-]
I can tell we are gonna be awesome FJ friends, been to any descent gigs?
User avatar #209 to #214 - Ibiza (07/15/2011) [-]
Rammstein and tatu in Moscow XD BEST CONCERT EVER
User avatar #210 to #215 - deathmat (07/15/2011) [-]
Sweet :D Me and my bud went to go see KoRn. and Me and my Ex went to see A7X.
User avatar #201 - Yomomasface (07/09/2011) [-]
Hi(:
User avatar #202 to #207 - Ibiza (07/09/2011) [-]
privet
User avatar #198 - Dorigan (06/14/2011) [-]
Thank you for the add kind madame!
User avatar #199 to #204 - Ibiza (06/14/2011) [-]
: ) thank you for the request kind sir.
#196 - Eichimaru (05/18/2011) [-]
:D
User avatar #189 - flashcache (05/18/2011) [-]
Hi new friend...
#191 to #196 - flashcache (05/18/2011) [-]
How cute...
How cute...
#192 to #197 - Ibiza (05/18/2011) [-]
OMG it's so adorable.
OMG it's so adorable.
#193 to #198 - flashcache (05/18/2011) [-]
A box full of kittens were abandoned behind the building I used to work at and I gave them away to loving families in just 15 minutes...
User avatar #194 to #199 - Ibiza (05/18/2011) [-]
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww >insert adorable< XD
User avatar #195 to #200 - flashcache (05/18/2011) [-]
I called a morning radio station and people were lining up...

Anyways whats up?
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#181 to #186 - Ibiza (05/13/2011) [-]
While looking for a suitable picture to respond with..i found this...now i am afraid of my reaction folder.
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User avatar #183 to #188 - Ibiza (05/13/2011) [-]
I totally would *hides face in embarrassment* but i don't know how.
#184 to #189 - popjizzy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #185 to #190 - Ibiza (05/13/2011) [-]
The gif part.
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User avatar #188 to #193 - Ibiza (05/13/2011) [-]
What do ya need to teach me how? lol =^.^=
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#178 to #183 - Ibiza (05/11/2011) [-]
*screams* AHHHHHHH BUNNY!!!!!!!!
#179 to #184 - Iceheader **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#168 - deathforester (05/04/2011) [-]
I love you
I love you
#169 to #174 - Ibiza (05/04/2011) [-]
i hate you.
#170 to #175 - deathforester (05/04/2011) [-]
is this better?
#171 to #176 - Ibiza (05/04/2011) [-]
I DO NOT FORGIVE!
#175 to #180 - Ibiza (05/04/2011) [-]
ok...welll...the fuck is my shot bitch? (pic unrelated)
ok...welll...the fuck is my shot bitch? (pic unrelated)
#176 to #181 - deathforester (05/04/2011) [-]
i bought you a joose...be happy
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User avatar #165 - The Captain (04/28/2011) [-]
ITS SO FLUFFY XD :'D
#156 to #161 - Ibiza (04/28/2011) [-]
I gave you sex a few days ago, it is not my fault you were to drunk to tell if you came.
#166 to #162 - ScrmblsTheDthDlr (04/30/2011) [-]
thats a sexual reference
#158 to #163 - Ibiza (04/28/2011) [-]
What does pecking order have to do with anything?
User avatar #159 to #164 - deathforester (04/28/2011) [-]
because you still have yet to reach your goal and every time we have sex you lose count of how many times you come
#161 to #165 - Ibiza (04/28/2011) [-]
Also, the correct spelling for the use of that word is *Cum
#160 to #165 - Ibiza (04/28/2011) [-]
o.o stop being full of yourself. Our sex life is not funny junk appropriate. I'll let you put it in my but if you get you taint pierced. XD
User avatar #162 to #166 - Ibiza (04/28/2011) [-]
o.o *your and butt fuck you grammar Nazi
#150 - vassia (04/25/2011) [-]
Waz up :D
User avatar #151 to #155 - Ibiza (04/25/2011) [-]
watermelon Joose and funny junk : P you?
#152 to #156 - vassia (04/25/2011) [-]
<---- Drinking this and may I ask where did you learn to speak Russian :P
#138 - secondaccount (04/08/2011) [-]
Going to bed, unless it's story time. lol
User avatar #143 to #143 - Ibiza (04/08/2011) [-]
sorry i got sleepy. o.o
User avatar #131 - The Captain (04/07/2011) [-]
how u been ?
User avatar #132 to #136 - Ibiza (04/07/2011) [-]
no bueno : / alcohol withdrawal.
you?
User avatar #133 to #137 - The Captain (04/07/2011) [-]
ive got tonsilitis ... :-(
#134 to #138 - Ibiza (04/07/2011) [-]
: / i fucking hate those fuckers. with the pain and the strep throat and the ouch and the RAWR with the..wait...oh tonsils...they suck.
User avatar #135 to #139 - The Captain (04/07/2011) [-]
yea, XD
User avatar #137 to #140 - Ibiza (04/07/2011) [-]
my suggestion to you is black berry tea and black berry brandy : D when i was growing up my mom would make it whenever i had strep throat. It makes the ouches stop.
User avatar #140 to #142 - The Captain (04/08/2011) [-]
brandy ?!? i'd have to talk 2 my mom about that XD
User avatar #142 to #145 - Ibiza (04/08/2011) [-]
she might say yes if you tell her it's only half a shot you put in, it's just coats your throat kind of like hot cough syrup
User avatar #144 to #147 - The Captain (04/09/2011) [-]
its okay im allowed shots of whiskey XD

btw i forgot to ask are u actually 21 ?!?
User avatar #147 to #149 - Ibiza (04/10/2011) [-]
yes : ) jan 5th 1990
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