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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:8/10/2010
Last Login:5/28/2012
Location:Savannah Georgia kicking some zombie ass
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Times Content Favorited:192 times
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Alot of you may know me from my previous account imellis. well since admin messed up, it was deleted. Anyways...uhhh..gee, well my name is ellis and im just lookin for some fellow survivors so keith, if you are out there somewhere buddy, good luck! Also for you funny junkers out there i got a a lot of original Keith story's to tell ya!
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#19 - ARE THOSE....BLACK WIDOWS? 0 minutes ago on My Fantasy 0
#17 - or.... SPIDER ORGY!!! 0 minutes ago on My Fantasy 0
#934 - you called? 6 minutes ago on Best roll in history 0
#14 - I dont know why, I have a thing for red heads.  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on Philosoraptor +3
User avatar #16 - raquelian (7 hours ago) [-]
same
#123 - its increidbly difficult and think it can only be used during …  [+] (3 new replies) 8 hours ago on You're a good sport, Sokka +1
#144 - anonymous (7 hours ago) [-]
I believe katara does it when there is no full moon in the episode where she hunts down her fathers murderer,
User avatar #157 - mcderfenschmirt (6 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, that was a weird moment. I guess her rage was just so strong that she managed to do it. Or maybe I didn't pay enough attention and there actually was a full moon when she did that. I'm not sure, I'll rewatch it.
#124 - anonymous (8 hours ago) [-]
And was made only to be used to harm, But I guess it could be used for good in LoK but it was frowned apon in The last airbender
#131 - I actually did read all the comments and thought he had a vali… 9 hours ago on Mind = Blown -4
#109 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 9 hours ago on Mind = Blown -7
#159 - jewrape (8 hours ago) [-]
It's funny because that picture now applies to you
User avatar #128 - miniwilliam (9 hours ago) [-]
Maybe if you fucking read what he wrote instead of jumping on the thumbing bandwagon like a fag, you would realise what is saying is right.
#131 - IamEllis (9 hours ago) [-]
I actually did read all the comments and thought he had a valid point so why dont you go fuck yourself? let the butt hurt flow through you!
#174 - *breathing= everything * sorry 12 hours ago on telephone 0
#173 - That's an interesting belief. I believe that god is always wat…  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on telephone +1
User avatar #174 - IamEllis (12 hours ago) [-]
*breathing= everything * sorry
#5280574 - LOL JK FUK DAT 05/27/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
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User avatar #79 - landolakes (02/23/2012) [-]
savannah ga, hell yeah son
#78 - xxkillionarexx (02/10/2012) [-]
Hey Ellis....
User avatar #76 - iamfrancis (01/28/2012) [-]
ELLIS! WE GOT A CHANNEL FOR LEFT 4 DEAD!

l4d, duh!
User avatar #77 to #76 - IamEllis ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
YEEEAAAAH! Now tha'ts what I'm talkin bout!
User avatar #71 - iamfrancis (01/22/2012) [-]
So, you're this fabled "Ellis" I've been hearin' about!
User avatar #72 to #71 - IamEllis ONLINE (01/23/2012) [-]
Well boy howdy, I sure as hell am pardner! If I aint mistaken I'd say your Francis. Yeah I suppose the leather vest and the gave it away like this one time my buddeh keith and I were at this rock concert right? and he saw this guy hardcore rocker guy was passed out drunk. He was wearing a leather jacket and it was pretty cold out so Keith decided he would borrow it for a while. turns out, it belonged to one of the members of the band we went to see, so the band's manager actually pushed Keith out on stage expecting to play the drums. Hehe, keith hardly ever touched an instrument in his life so the crowd got really pissed and started throwing beer bottles at him and shit. they actually chased him off stage and by the end of the night he had brusies over ninety percent of his body!
User avatar #73 to #72 - iamfrancis (01/23/2012) [-]
Where were you when the apocalypse started?
User avatar #74 to #73 - IamEllis ONLINE (01/23/2012) [-]
I was heading home from mah buddies keith's house. it was like 1m in the mornin or somethin. Before I left I heard about people complaining about some weird case of rabies on the news. I woke up in the morning to go to work and when I got to the mechanic's shop, turns out my boss was a zombie. I dont buy it still though. It was pay day and that no good bastard was probably didnt wana give me mah money! Anyways, I went lookin for Keith and my Ma when I ran into coach and the rest of the gang.

Yeah, one hell of an apocalypse. How about Francis? Where were you?
User avatar #75 to #74 - iamfrancis (01/24/2012) [-]
Well, I was kissin' mah girl barbara then she puked and jumped on me. Then Dan and Andy shot that crazy bitch. After seein' sum guy bashin through the window, I got mah buds to drag up the jukebox and kill most of those vampires!
User avatar #70 - pikminz (01/11/2012) [-]
Hey Ellis, theres three boomers who spotted you, with them comes a hoard of zombies one hoard per boomer, following four tanks and you're only weapon, is an almost broken bat and you're surrounded....what do?
User avatar #66 - floofy (12/01/2011) [-]
if you didnt care about virtual why'd you delete your comment?
User avatar #67 to #66 - IamEllis ONLINE (12/01/2011) [-]
I didn't delete anything you dumbfuck
User avatar #69 to #68 - IamEllis ONLINE (12/02/2011) [-]
It was you and flutterssob who deleted their comments so learn to fucking read. you are the absolute worst troll so you might as well go fornicate with yourself.
#65 - anonymous (11/25/2011) [-]
Mr.Wilson
User avatar #62 - mattucheese (09/02/2011) [-]
I hope we can put that discussion behind us and agree upon a mutual peace agreement. After all I am not the type of person you should be wasting your energy on.
#60 - bobJML ONLINE (06/28/2011) [-]
Hello Ellis, how are you?
User avatar #61 to #60 - IamEllis ONLINE (06/29/2011) [-]
Well I reckon Im mighty fine...other than those damn zombies. Thanks for askin friend! How are you?
User avatar #58 - megustasponge (06/16/2011) [-]
hey your not Ellis i am
User avatar #59 to #58 - IamEllis ONLINE (06/19/2011) [-]
Well I reckopn that cant be right, friend. Im Ellis!
#56 - Busemann (05/12/2011) [-]
Spitter approves your profile.
#57 to #56 - IamEllis ONLINE (05/12/2011) [-]
Sweet jesus....
#48 - bobJML ONLINE (03/03/2011) [-]
Hey Ellis.
User avatar #49 to #48 - IamEllis ONLINE (03/03/2011) [-]
Well howdy! How yall doin?
#50 to #49 - bobJML ONLINE (03/03/2011) [-]
I'm doing good. What about you?
#51 to #50 - IamEllis ONLINE (03/03/2011) [-]
Doin alright I suppose. Id be better if there werent so many damn hunters.
#52 to #51 - bobJML ONLINE (03/03/2011) [-]
Hey a Hunter is going to get you if you don't add me as a friend.
Hey a Hunter is going to get you if you don't add me as a friend.
User avatar #53 to #52 - IamEllis ONLINE (03/03/2011) [-]
O sweet jesus! ACCEPT ACCEPT!
#54 to #53 - bobJML ONLINE (03/03/2011) [-]
Good...good.
Good...good.
User avatar #43 - RonsteR (01/29/2011) [-]
i know what suck the heads means >:D
User avatar #44 to #43 - IamEllis ONLINE (01/29/2011) [-]
Ah, finally! For somewhat dang reason or another Rochelle wont tell me! I t has something to do with horses right?!
User avatar #45 to #44 - RonsteR (01/30/2011) [-]
when eating boiled crawfish you pinch off their heads. you then squeeze the head and suck all the juice out. it is very delicious
#46 to #45 - IamEllis ONLINE (01/30/2011) [-]
oooooh...
Well! Now I know!
AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE!
G.I.JOOOOOOOOOOOE!!!!!!!
#40 - youtookpoop ONLINE (12/28/2010) [-]
so i heard you like repost
so i heard you like repost
User avatar #41 to #40 - IamEllis ONLINE (12/30/2010) [-]
nope
#42 to #41 - youtookpoop ONLINE (12/30/2010) [-]
oh well this is for you
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#38 - youtookpoop has deleted their comment. [-]
User avatar #35 - youtookpoop ONLINE (12/10/2010) [-]
hey ellis would you bang rochelle or zoey
User avatar #36 to #35 - IamEllis ONLINE (12/10/2010) [-]
Well if I had to choose, zoey no doubt! Ive met her before and I swear her and I are ment to be together!
#37 to #36 - youtookpoop ONLINE (12/13/2010) [-]
zoey all the way
#29 - jackmarston (10/01/2010) [-]
cant think of what to get. lfd2 or dead rising2. i want them both :P
User avatar #30 to #29 - IamEllis ONLINE (10/01/2010) [-]
well friend, l4d2 is one of the most epic games. if you have ever played l4d1 then you will know that the replayability is good but as a bonus, it even has a little more of a plot line. new wepons including meele ones. since it isnt as new it is also cheaper than dead rising 2. Besty of all...theres me! the original dead rising was great too but since i havent played the second one yet i cant make any promises.
#31 to #30 - jackmarston (10/01/2010) [-]
meh i think i am gonna get dead rising 2, i have lfd1, i have no idea where the **** it i,s i rented lfd2 and it was over all a good game, i also have played dead rising 1 and it was also good. but i bought the arcade thing of dead rising 2 and it was awesome so yeah imma get dead rising.
User avatar #33 to #31 - IamEllis ONLINE (10/01/2010) [-]
Im actually going to save my money for assasins creed brotherhood.
User avatar #32 to #31 - IamEllis ONLINE (10/01/2010) [-]
you dissapoint me. =( lol jk
#34 to #32 - jackmarston (10/02/2010) [-]
lol. assassins creed does seem good. i am gonna rent it. i am doing the same for dead rising 2. ( i have a gamefly account so i can rent games as long as i want) they still have not sent dead rising 2 yet. i have been waiting for 5 days. i guess alot of people got it :P
User avatar #27 - NightTurtle (09/29/2010) [-]
bananellows
User avatar #28 to #27 - IamEllis ONLINE (09/30/2010) [-]
I prefer tangellos and orangellows
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