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Date Signed Up:8/10/2010
Last Login:6/19/2013
Location:Savannah Georgia kicking some zombie ass
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Alot of you may know me from my previous account imellis. well since admin messed up, it was deleted.

Anyways...uhhh..gee, well my name is ellis and im just lookin for some fellow survivors so keith, if you are out there somewhere buddy, good luck!

Also for you funny junkers out there i got a a lot of original Keith story's to tell ya!

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#27 - Picture 06/17/2013 on Watch out 0
#177 - i'm hardly even kidding when I say that I think that xbox one … 06/17/2013 on Powerpuff Consoles 0
#27 - I lol''d 06/16/2013 on A Hundred Orgasms A Day -1
#272 - do you realize how much I dont fucking care? 06/14/2013 on touch my kid again -1
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#130 - navestotwo (06/14/2013) [-]
Do one more "Sony Owned E3" joke.
I
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Dare You.
User avatar #113 - AlexPaincakes (06/14/2013) [-]
Seriously? Do you realise how overdone that is? That is 80% of the content on FJ. Get the fuck out!
User avatar #272 - IamEllis (06/14/2013) [-]
do you realize how much I dont fucking care?
User avatar #89 - IamEllis (06/14/2013) [-]
why the fuck is there a heart? and how the hell is there a black father? what the fuck is going on?
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that's legal where I'm from
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#115 to #114 - IamEllis (06/04/2013) [-]
what is this? I dont even....
#116 to #115 - tomanyusernames (06/04/2013) [-]
whats the problem darling
#117 to #116 - IamEllis (06/04/2013) [-]
I'm afraid that I unfortunately don't know much about manga or the cat ear thing
#118 to #117 - tomanyusernames (06/04/2013) [-]
alright then darling, so how are you today
alright then darling, so how are you today
#119 to #118 - IamEllis (06/04/2013) [-]
Angry and stressed. still not out of school, finals are comming up, people fucking with me but I'm alive and have a roof over my head So I know when to count my blessing too. How about you?
Angry and stressed. still not out of school, finals are comming up, people fucking with me but I'm alive and have a roof over my head So I know when to count my blessing too. How about you?
#120 to #119 - tomanyusernames (06/04/2013) [-]
im sorry to hear you are stressed out darling, personally i am doing well a bit frustrated that i can even get a return call on my hunt for a job but alright never the less
User avatar #121 to #120 - IamEllis (06/04/2013) [-]
I'm sorry to hear that your are stressed as well. I dont meant to pry, but what are you looking to do if you dont mind me asking?
#122 to #121 - tomanyusernames (06/04/2013) [-]
anything i can get honestly i am currently unemployed and am applying everywhere i can think of
#123 to #122 - IamEllis (06/04/2013) [-]
its tough out there but the most important thing is to keep your head up ans stay positive. I'm sure everything will work out in due time.   
   
here is a gif that usually cheers me up
its tough out there but the most important thing is to keep your head up ans stay positive. I'm sure everything will work out in due time.

here is a gif that usually cheers me up
#124 to #123 - tomanyusernames (06/05/2013) [-]
it keep that in mind darling
it keep that in mind darling
#109 - PhedoBear (04/17/2013) [-]
Ellis you're pretty hot
#110 to #109 - IamEllis (04/17/2013) [-]
Why thank ya kindly! normally I'd say I'm honored or sumthin of the sort but with the name like Phedobear, I'm a bit worried to be honest
#111 to #110 - PhedoBear (04/17/2013) [-]
Don't be! I won't do anything to you.
Don't be! I won't do anything to you.
#112 to #111 - IamEllis (04/17/2013) [-]
Aww, well shucks, maybe it wouldn't be so bad if ya did!
#113 to #112 - PhedoBear (04/17/2013) [-]
Maybe you're right...
Maybe you're right...
User avatar #108 - enderslayer (12/03/2012) [-]
Hey, Ellis.
#82 - immacoolcat (07/27/2012) [-]
Just got your message! I will be posting most of what I have saved.
Just got your message! I will be posting most of what I have saved.
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#85 to #84 - immacoolcat (07/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #103 to #96 - IamEllis (07/29/2012) [-]
Well thank ye kindly! I sure as hell apreciate it!
User avatar #104 to #103 - immacoolcat (07/30/2012) [-]
If you have any specific requests just let me know, I will help out the best I can mate
User avatar #78 - landolakes (02/23/2012) [-]
savannah ga, hell yeah son
#77 - xxkillionarexx (02/10/2012) [-]
Hey Ellis....
User avatar #75 - iamfrancis (01/28/2012) [-]
ELLIS! WE GOT A CHANNEL FOR LEFT 4 DEAD!

l4d, duh!
User avatar #76 to #76 - IamEllis (01/30/2012) [-]
YEEEAAAAH! Now tha'ts what I'm talkin bout!
User avatar #70 - iamfrancis (01/22/2012) [-]
So, you're this fabled "Ellis" I've been hearin' about!
User avatar #71 to #71 - IamEllis (01/23/2012) [-]
Well boy howdy, I sure as hell am pardner! If I aint mistaken I'd say your Francis. Yeah I suppose the leather vest and the gave it away like this one time my buddeh keith and I were at this rock concert right? and he saw this guy hardcore rocker guy was passed out drunk. He was wearing a leather jacket and it was pretty cold out so Keith decided he would borrow it for a while. turns out, it belonged to one of the members of the band we went to see, so the band's manager actually pushed Keith out on stage expecting to play the drums. Hehe, keith hardly ever touched an instrument in his life so the crowd got really pissed and started throwing beer bottles at him and shit. they actually chased him off stage and by the end of the night he had brusies over ninety percent of his body!
User avatar #72 to #72 - iamfrancis (01/23/2012) [-]
Where were you when the apocalypse started?
User avatar #73 to #73 - IamEllis (01/23/2012) [-]
I was heading home from mah buddies keith's house. it was like 1m in the mornin or somethin. Before I left I heard about people complaining about some weird case of rabies on the news. I woke up in the morning to go to work and when I got to the mechanic's shop, turns out my boss was a zombie. I dont buy it still though. It was pay day and that no good bastard was probably didnt wana give me mah money! Anyways, I went lookin for Keith and my Ma when I ran into coach and the rest of the gang.

Yeah, one hell of an apocalypse. How about Francis? Where were you?
User avatar #74 to #74 - iamfrancis (01/24/2012) [-]
Well, I was kissin' mah girl barbara then she puked and jumped on me. Then Dan and Andy shot that crazy bitch. After seein' sum guy bashin through the window, I got mah buds to drag up the jukebox and kill most of those vampires!
User avatar #69 - pikminz (01/11/2012) [-]
Hey Ellis, theres three boomers who spotted you, with them comes a hoard of zombies one hoard per boomer, following four tanks and you're only weapon, is an almost broken bat and you're surrounded....what do?
User avatar #65 - floofy (12/01/2011) [-]
if you didnt care about virtual why'd you delete your comment?
User avatar #66 to #66 - IamEllis (12/01/2011) [-]
I didn't delete anything you dumbfuck
User avatar #68 to #68 - IamEllis (12/02/2011) [-]
It was you and flutterssob who deleted their comments so learn to fucking read. you are the absolute worst troll so you might as well go fornicate with yourself.
#64 - N. Korean citizen (11/25/2011) [-]
Mr.Wilson
User avatar #62 - mattucheese ONLINE (09/02/2011) [-]
I hope we can put that discussion behind us and agree upon a mutual peace agreement. After all I am not the type of person you should be wasting your energy on.
#59 - bobJML (06/28/2011) [-]
Hello Ellis, how are you?
User avatar #60 to #60 - IamEllis (06/29/2011) [-]
Well I reckon Im mighty fine...other than those damn zombies. Thanks for askin friend! How are you?
User avatar #57 - megustasponge (06/16/2011) [-]
hey your not Ellis i am
User avatar #58 to #58 - IamEllis (06/19/2011) [-]
Well I reckopn that cant be right, friend. Im Ellis!
#55 - Busemann (05/12/2011) [-]
Spitter approves your profile.
#56 to #56 - IamEllis (05/12/2011) [-]
Sweet jesus....
#48 - bobJML (03/03/2011) [-]
Hey Ellis.
User avatar #49 to #48 - IamEllis (03/03/2011) [-]
Well howdy! How yall doin?
#50 to #49 - bobJML (03/03/2011) [-]
I'm doing good. What about you?
#51 to #50 - IamEllis (03/03/2011) [-]
Doin alright I suppose. Id be better if there werent so many damn hunters.
#52 to #51 - bobJML (03/03/2011) [-]
Hey a Hunter is going to get you if you don't add me as a friend.
Hey a Hunter is going to get you if you don't add me as a friend.
User avatar #53 to #52 - IamEllis (03/03/2011) [-]
O sweet jesus! ACCEPT ACCEPT!
#54 to #53 - bobJML (03/03/2011) [-]
Good...good.
Good...good.
User avatar #43 - RonsteR (01/29/2011) [-]
i know what suck the heads means >:D
User avatar #44 to #43 - IamEllis (01/29/2011) [-]
Ah, finally! For somewhat dang reason or another Rochelle wont tell me! I t has something to do with horses right?!
User avatar #45 to #44 - RonsteR (01/30/2011) [-]
when eating boiled crawfish you pinch off their heads. you then squeeze the head and suck all the juice out. it is very delicious
#46 to #45 - IamEllis (01/30/2011) [-]
oooooh...
Well! Now I know!
AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE!
G.I.JOOOOOOOOOOOE!!!!!!!
#40 - youtookpoop ONLINE (12/28/2010) [-]
so i heard you like repost
so i heard you like repost
User avatar #41 to #40 - IamEllis (12/30/2010) [-]
nope
#42 to #41 - youtookpoop ONLINE (12/30/2010) [-]
oh well this is for you
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