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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:5/30/2016
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Level 76 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 77 Content: FJ Cultist
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Content Views:33589
Times Content Favorited:7 times
Total Comments Made:681
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    What the fuck? What the fuck?
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#16 - **** that looks a lot like my old boxer Chelsea. God I miss her.  [+] (1 reply) 07/04/2013 on most comfortable spot on... +2
#19 - hulonation (07/04/2013) [-]
You fucking liar they look nothing alike.
#5 - Guys don't worry about not being able to grow chest hair. …  [+] (31 replies) 06/03/2013 on Well fuck you too +92
#83 - thesinful (06/03/2013) [-]
<mfw I have to shave EVERYWHERE except my face. Go a week without shaving my face, get told, "If you didn't use disposable razors, you wouldn't have such bad 5 o'clock shadow."
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#60 - thestrangestboner (06/03/2013) [-]
shaft and nut shaver reporting in
#54 - anon (06/03/2013) [-]
Hair everywhere including shaft reporting in. There is actually not one bit of hair on my body that I don't trim in some way
#48 - anon (06/03/2013) [-]
Shaftshaving master race
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#42 - comanderspy (06/03/2013) [-]
yeah, the worst part is that when your ass hair gets so long it hurts when you sit down
#41 - paelaer (06/03/2013) [-]
I'm a little sickened to have read this, but also glad that I'm not the only one with this problem.
#35 - weedly (06/03/2013) [-]
#27 - knowstoomuch (06/03/2013) [-]
I'm told it's better not to shave the shaft because short hairs are prickly and most girls don't like prickly things in their vaginas.

Most girls.
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#46 - rawrimdaisy (06/03/2013) [-]
Condoms
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#16 - Jameshaich (06/03/2013) [-]
I have to use hair removal cream like every 2 months.
Little tip, never use Hair Removal creame on your nuts.
It burns.
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#14 - rockerrocksixty (06/03/2013) [-]
i always get scared of cutting the skin, so i just get as close as i can with my straight edge electric. recently i've heard of some liquid/foamy stuff though that you just wipe away after a certain amount of time. too bad i'm broke and don't really want to bring up the topic of my pubes with my father.
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#19 - amissingmouse (06/03/2013) [-]
Nair veet cream. :3
Typically women use it on their legs though.
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#43 - violentpixi (06/03/2013) [-]
Girls use hair removal cream for a lot of things that wouldn't look nice on the advert.
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#44 - amissingmouse (06/03/2013) [-]
Uh..actually no...they don't...you ain't tried putting it on your vagina, have you? >3>
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#45 - violentpixi (06/03/2013) [-]
Yes, and often and better than a wax.
Apparently it burns some people but I think I just have a resilient fanny.
#68 - anon (06/03/2013) [-]
Thumbed for 'resilient fanny'
#13 - keeluall (06/03/2013) [-]
I'm a swimmer and I have more hair than a gorilla. You cant possibly imagine the effort I put into keeping myself somewhat hairless. Shaftshavers die side by side
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#9 - amissingmouse (06/03/2013) [-]
You have to shave your actual..dick? like the actual shaft? O_O
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#11 - huszti (06/03/2013) [-]
wait... other people don't?
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#15 - niggernazi (06/03/2013) [-]
nope, just on the balls and the surounding area
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#12 - amissingmouse (06/03/2013) [-]
I dunno, I'm not a dude.
I thought that they just shaved the area around the balls and etc.
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#17 - huszti (06/03/2013) [-]
apparently other people just have to shave the balls and the area around it. others actually have to shave the dick as well.
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#18 - amissingmouse (06/03/2013) [-]
Well, I never knew that.
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#22 - flamdrango (06/03/2013) [-]
not like the whole shaft, the hair only grows a bit of the way up =P
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#37 - amissingmouse (06/03/2013) [-]
Oh. Right. Okay.
I don't have a penis, so I wouldn't know.
What if there was a case of a man having two full heads of hair?
#87 - stiuberlee (06/03/2013) [-]
OH Boy
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#96 - flamdrango (06/03/2013) [-]
i realised quite quickly into this comment thread some women could come away from this thinking there's some lads out there shaving their bellends haha
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#8 - bobthedilder (06/03/2013) [-]
My nigga
#6 - sahtranos (06/03/2013) [-]
Shaftshaver represent!
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#7 - anonkneemouse (06/03/2013) [-]
United we stand... erect.
#10 - bakeeater (06/03/2013) [-]
I fucking lost it
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#2439 - IHaveAUsername (06/02/2013) [-]
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#2433 - **IHaveAUsername rolls 48**  [+] (2 replies) 06/02/2013 on I like rolling its fun 0
#2436 - IHaveAUsername (06/02/2013) [-]
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#102 - So uuuhh.... do you have the source of that?  [+] (1 reply) 05/30/2013 on Keep doing! 0
#104 - timelordeternal (05/30/2013) [-]
Evil Dead 2, the Evil Dead series is one of my favorite. Ash Williams is the worlds manliest man.
#12 - Are we doing this? Are we doing awesome sex stories? …  [+] (1 reply) 05/12/2013 on sleepmode.exe 0
#46 - MyNameIsntCrookers (05/12/2013) [-]
First time having sex the smell afterward filled the room, smelled like ass. didn't enjoy the smell and considered if that meant I was gay. few days later i take a shit and it smells identical, I realize that i must've been passively farting in the midst of my first fuck and didn't realize it. I was relieved to know it was my anus that showed me i wasn't gay
tl;dr
once i put my dick in her i came and started farting