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    Found in my newsfeed Found in my newsfeed
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    What the fuck? What the fuck?
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    Really? Really?
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#54 - Thank you, I thought that those looked like familiar lyrics. 08/11/2013 on Differenced In Music 0
#203 - 1. Disturbed 2. Anyone from warframe 3. The girl from … 07/29/2013 on How's it looking? 0
#16 - **** that looks a lot like my old boxer Chelsea. …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2013 on most comfortable spot on... +2
#19 - hulonation (07/04/2013) [-]
You fucking liar they look nothing alike.
#5 - Guys don't worry about not being able to grow chest hair. …  [+] (31 new replies) 06/03/2013 on Well fuck you too +92
#83 - thesinful (06/03/2013) [-]
<mfw I have to shave EVERYWHERE except my face. Go a week without shaving my face, get told, "If you didn't use disposable razors, you wouldn't have such bad 5 o'clock shadow."
User avatar #60 - thestrangestboner (06/03/2013) [-]
shaft and nut shaver reporting in
#54 - anonymous (06/03/2013) [-]
Hair everywhere including shaft reporting in. There is actually not one bit of hair on my body that I don't trim in some way
#48 - anonymous (06/03/2013) [-]
Shaftshaving master race
User avatar #42 - comanderspy (06/03/2013) [-]
yeah, the worst part is that when your ass hair gets so long it hurts when you sit down
#41 - paelaer (06/03/2013) [-]
I'm a little sickened to have read this, but also glad that I'm not the only one with this problem.
#35 - weedly (06/03/2013) [-]
#27 - knowstoomuch (06/03/2013) [-]
I'm told it's better not to shave the shaft because short hairs are prickly and most girls don't like prickly things in their vaginas.

Most girls.
User avatar #46 - rawrimdaisy (06/03/2013) [-]
Condoms
User avatar #16 - Jameshaich (06/03/2013) [-]
I have to use hair removal cream like every 2 months.
Little tip, never use Hair Removal creame on your nuts.
It burns.
User avatar #14 - rockerrocksixty (06/03/2013) [-]
i always get scared of cutting the skin, so i just get as close as i can with my straight edge electric. recently i've heard of some liquid/foamy stuff though that you just wipe away after a certain amount of time. too bad i'm broke and don't really want to bring up the topic of my pubes with my father.
User avatar #19 - amissingmouse (06/03/2013) [-]
Nair veet cream. :3
Typically women use it on their legs though.
User avatar #43 - violentpixi (06/03/2013) [-]
Girls use hair removal cream for a lot of things that wouldn't look nice on the advert.
User avatar #44 - amissingmouse (06/03/2013) [-]
Uh..actually no...they don't...you ain't tried putting it on your vagina, have you? >3>
User avatar #45 - violentpixi (06/03/2013) [-]
Yes, and often and better than a wax.
Apparently it burns some people but I think I just have a resilient fanny.
#68 - anonymous (06/03/2013) [-]
Thumbed for 'resilient fanny'
#13 - keeluall (06/03/2013) [-]
I'm a swimmer and I have more hair than a gorilla. You cant possibly imagine the effort I put into keeping myself somewhat hairless. Shaftshavers die side by side
User avatar #9 - amissingmouse (06/03/2013) [-]
You have to shave your actual..dick? like the actual shaft? O_O
User avatar #11 - huszti (06/03/2013) [-]
wait... other people don't?
User avatar #15 - niggernazi (06/03/2013) [-]
nope, just on the balls and the surounding area
User avatar #12 - amissingmouse (06/03/2013) [-]
I dunno, I'm not a dude.
I thought that they just shaved the area around the balls and etc.
User avatar #17 - huszti (06/03/2013) [-]
apparently other people just have to shave the balls and the area around it. others actually have to shave the dick as well.
User avatar #18 - amissingmouse (06/03/2013) [-]
Well, I never knew that.
User avatar #22 - flamdrango (06/03/2013) [-]
not like the whole shaft, the hair only grows a bit of the way up =P
User avatar #37 - amissingmouse (06/03/2013) [-]
Oh. Right. Okay.
I don't have a penis, so I wouldn't know.
What if there was a case of a man having two full heads of hair?
#87 - stiuberlee (06/03/2013) [-]
OH Boy
User avatar #96 - flamdrango (06/03/2013) [-]
i realised quite quickly into this comment thread some women could come away from this thinking there's some lads out there shaving their bellends haha
User avatar #8 - bobthedilder (06/03/2013) [-]
My nigga
#6 - sahtranos (06/03/2013) [-]
Shaftshaver represent!
User avatar #7 - anonkneemouse (06/03/2013) [-]
United we stand... erect.
#10 - bakeeater (06/03/2013) [-]
I fucking lost it
#2439 - **IHaveAUsername rolls 09** 06/02/2013 on I like rolling its fun 0
#2436 - **IHaveAUsername rolls 95**  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2013 on I like rolling its fun 0
#2439 - IHaveAUsername (06/02/2013) [-]
**IHaveAUsername rolls 09**
#2433 - **IHaveAUsername rolls 48**  [+] (2 new replies) 06/02/2013 on I like rolling its fun 0
#2436 - IHaveAUsername (06/02/2013) [-]
**IHaveAUsername rolls 95**
#2439 - IHaveAUsername (06/02/2013) [-]
**IHaveAUsername rolls 09**
#111 - I miss that game so much, it needs to be released again. 05/30/2013 on Keep doing! 0
#102 - So uuuhh.... do you have the source of that?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2013 on Keep doing! 0
#104 - timelordeternal (05/30/2013) [-]
Evil Dead 2, the Evil Dead series is one of my favorite. Ash Williams is the worlds manliest man.
#12 - Are we doing this? Are we doing awesome sex stories? …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2013 on sleepmode.exe 0
#46 - MyNameIsntCrookers (05/12/2013) [-]
First time having sex the smell afterward filled the room, smelled like ass. didn't enjoy the smell and considered if that meant I was gay. few days later i take a shit and it smells identical, I realize that i must've been passively farting in the midst of my first fuck and didn't realize it. I was relieved to know it was my anus that showed me i wasn't gay
tl;dr
once i put my dick in her i came and started farting

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User avatar #20 - GabeAsher (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey there, I was just wondering, do you still play items?
If you don't, would it be ok if I had yours? :D

I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask anyways :)
#11 - ihavenoname (07/09/2012) [-]
your name....and my &quot;name&quot;.....you must be my evil opposite
your name....and my "name".....you must be my evil opposite
#12 to #11 - IHaveAUsername (07/10/2012) [-]
Are you sure that you are not the evil one?
Are you sure that you are not the evil one?
#13 to #12 - ihavenoname (07/10/2012) [-]
i do nothing but good
i do nothing but good
#14 to #13 - IHaveAUsername (07/10/2012) [-]
That sounds like something an evil person would say.
That sounds like something an evil person would say.
#15 to #14 - ihavenoname (07/10/2012) [-]
oh god....maybe i am evil and i just dont know it
oh god....maybe i am evil and i just dont know it
#16 to #15 - IHaveAUsername (07/10/2012) [-]
It's okay, evil people are cool too....and we don't know who is the evil one yet.
It's okay, evil people are cool too....and we don't know who is the evil one yet.
#17 to #16 - ihavenoname (07/10/2012) [-]
im on my friends computer and this is pretty much the only reaction image he has.....so sad. but alright good
im on my friends computer and this is pretty much the only reaction image he has.....so sad. but alright good
#18 to #17 - IHaveAUsername (07/10/2012) [-]
Well....uhh...this is the closest to relevant that I have without being 						****
Well....uhh...this is the closest to relevant that I have without being ****
User avatar #19 to #18 - ihavenoname (07/11/2012) [-]
**** i have a ******** of boob gifs at my home computer.....this is pissing me off ill reply when i get back with an epic boob gif
#5 - jinrowolf (02/24/2011) [-]
Your name lies.
Your name lies.
#6 to #5 - IHaveAUsername (02/24/2011) [-]
No it isn't, I do infact have a username. It is just that said username is IHaveAUsername
#7 to #6 - jinrowolf (02/24/2011) [-]
It lies,Just like the cake.
#8 to #7 - IHaveAUsername (02/24/2011) [-]
But....... the cake was supposed to be so delicious and moist.

ARE YOU SAYING I INCINERATED MY ONLY FRIEND FOR NOTHING??!?
#9 to #8 - jinrowolf (02/24/2011) [-]
You did,YOU KILLED HIM FOR NOTHING!!!! NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!
You did,YOU KILLED HIM FOR NOTHING!!!! NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!
#10 to #9 - IHaveAUsername (02/24/2011) [-]
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
#1 - Blakichu (01/16/2011) [-]
Virginity you have lost it
#2 to #1 - IHaveAUsername (01/16/2011) [-]
Have you been following me again?
#3 to #2 - Blakichu (01/16/2011) [-]
I Dont Stalk Men I Only Stalk Women And Children
#4 to #3 - IHaveAUsername (01/16/2011) [-]
Oh god, were you pretending to be Sheila?
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