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Date Signed Up:11/11/2008
Last Login:5/18/2013
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Content Ranking:#1269
Comment Ranking:#303
Highest Content Rank:#164
Highest Comment Rank:#110
Content Thumbs: 59481 total,  66688 ,  7207
Comment Thumbs: 47753 total,  57542 ,  9789
Content Level Progress: 48.1% (481/1000)
Level 259 Content: Contaminated Win → Level 260 Content: Pure Win
Comment Level Progress: 75.3% (753/1000)
Level 347 Comments: Sold Soul → Level 348 Comments: Sold Soul
Subscribers:49
Content Views:1348491
Times Content Favorited:3917 times
Total Comments Made:8049
FJ Points:27372
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#16 - "I'm winning all the time. Before I get out of bed in the… 03/03/2011 on Charlie Sheen -2
#92 - nope  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2011 on How to get across :D +8
User avatar #96 - namx (03/03/2011) [-]
LOL'd
User avatar #94 - EpicRandomnes (03/03/2011) [-]
It was on front page a few weeks ago, it was some guy playing canon rock with a ruler and he had a toy monkey next to him
#214 - Words can not describe how horrible that comic was. Why could …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2011 on German Class +28
User avatar #264 - I Am Monkey (03/03/2011) [-]
I'm suprised nobody has called my out on that typo yet.
#383 - N. Korean citizen (03/03/2011) [-]
Do you not mean, "Who could possily be thumbing this up?"?
#140 - Did you just illustrate an entire comic with reaction pics?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2011 on icanhasthumbs? +5
User avatar #141 - ILoveFurries (03/03/2011) [-]
Yes. :3
#213 - Picture 03/03/2011 on Dancing Lobsters +17
#91 - Picture 03/03/2011 on Embarrassment (ft. Arnoldbusk) -2
#210 - Can I ask why you included a picture of a laminate floor tile?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2011 on Bitch got told. +1
#211 - zhooker (03/03/2011) [-]
Because you give me wood.
#209 - That kid sounds like a stalker, but still I hate seeing those … 03/03/2011 on Bitch got told. 0
#204 - What's with that gray guy you do in every comic? It looks like… 03/03/2011 on arnoldbusk short comic 4 +2
#131 - I hate them too but "Miracles" is an epic win, it fa… 03/03/2011 on Original bling -2
#116 - that's deep...  [+] (4 new replies) 03/03/2011 on Original bling +5
User avatar #124 - shellshocker (03/03/2011) [-]
ICP sucks.........really bad
User avatar #133 - XxRAVAGExX (03/03/2011) [-]
FUCK YOU. FAMILY FAMILY FAMILY.
User avatar #131 - I Am Monkey (03/03/2011) [-]
I hate them too but "Miracles" is an epic win, it failed so hard at being a serious rap that it became a comedy.
#122 - thecoldghost (03/03/2011) [-]
#39 - Picture 03/03/2011 on history 0
#16 - "I don't know why it froze, I just clicked the shortcut&q… 03/02/2011 on Family Tech Support Guy Comp +10
#39 - Picture 03/02/2011 on How I became friends with... +5
#211 - Blops is fun online but it has oblitarated any shred of realis… 03/02/2011 on Buttfuck +2
#63 - Post picture that's been reposted into oblivion as a comment. … 03/01/2011 on Scumbag professor -2
#10 - Why is Steve Buscemi at the bottom?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2011 on METH -1
User avatar #12 - sumkinoriginal (03/01/2011) [-]
it's just for fun
#2 - This meme is great, but every single one is about getting reve…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2011 on Karate Kyle Last Part 0
User avatar #4 - CaveboyZero (03/01/2011) [-]
still good jokes though i say. its kind of its thing though. your complaining about its essence. i mean its about a nerdy kid that knows karate. what else would he do?
#2 - Can we please get somthing straight? The gap between the tower…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2011 on Yes it did -5
User avatar #3 - szadek (03/01/2011) [-]
stop ruining the joke just let it be
#310 - I have an ap art project due in 7 hours and all I have is the … 03/01/2011 on ITS PROJECT TIME! -1
#94 - Picture 03/01/2011 on Late night in bed -2
#201 - **I Am Monkey rolls 80** 03/01/2011 on For our beloved leader, Admin 0
#198 - **I Am Monkey rolls 05** 03/01/2011 on For our beloved leader, Admin 0
#55 - I saw those guys at Jones Beach a few months ago, they were te… 03/01/2011 on Stone temple pilots -1
#265 - Was anyone else's mind blown when they realized that the entir… 03/01/2011 on Halo Reach. 0
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User avatar #64 - admin (05/16/2013) [-]
i love you <3
User avatar #60 - the one and only (03/29/2013) [-]
OMG YOU HAVE SPACES IN YOUR NAME!

and here I thought I was the one and only :v
User avatar #59 - darthblam (03/05/2013) [-]
Just here to say, there's almost no point in pointing out david's flaws.. the self-righteous prick is a radical right-winger and is completely delusional about everything politics.
Only reason I'm saying this on your profile is because the douche blocked me for pointing this out on one of his posts a few months ago. I think it was some bullshit over 9/11 being an inside job or something, I don't know.. the guy is nuts.
#57 - findtheanswer (09/17/2012) [-]
Not bad. Not bad at all.
Not bad. Not bad at all.
User avatar #55 - theeballsack (08/23/2012) [-]
Your account is old as shit. Just thought id let you know
#54 - detrek (04/12/2012) [-]
Please tell me you're going to make another typical liberal comp. It was just so amazing. I would love you eternally.
Please tell me you're going to make another typical liberal comp. It was just so amazing. I would love you eternally.
#53 - Sunset **User deleted account** (02/09/2012) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #51 - NotAdmin (01/31/2012) [-]
go on your first page of comments
click the first one
www.funnyjunk.com/youtube/4...
the comment was posted by anon
my mind is full of WAT
User avatar #45 - SonicTeam (11/16/2011) [-]
YOU:No, his content is not funny because it's not funny. Him helping you on your content is really irrelevant. He's a major tool that posts horrible content, reposts otherwise and blocks anyone who calls him out on it.
ME: I don't block anyone who calls me out on it. Everyone has their opinion on here and I can't stop anyone from speaking their mind. Frankly, IDC about whatever ppl say, but however, I wanted to correct you on a few things. In addition, you may not find me funny, but some do. I rather do what I can to please that one fan who loves me than bust my ass and impress the community who almost hates me. Frankly at times I've posted stuff where people didn't even know it was me and just commented naturally. Also, I've seen TV comics here and there that get front page and approvals from the community, but when I do it, SHITSTORM. But whatever, like I said, I rather please that one person who likes me than a whole crowd. I'm sure you can understand my point of view. (TL;DR - Your opinion is not true boss)
User avatar #46 to #104 - I Am Monkey (11/16/2011) [-]
Nobody goes on my profile. So the fact that your comment has a favorite means you were butthurt enough to tell someone else about your rant. Confirming my suspicions that you mad.

I don't think you understand why people hate your content so much. Allow me to explain; Compare this situation to modern music. There are tons of horrible songs out there that nobody has a problem with. It's only a problem when a crappy song like "fireflies" becomes popular. Then people get mad, because it does not belong there with the other songs that earned their place at the top of the charts. You are Owl City.

Your problem isn't only that your content is crap. It's also that you can't take criticism. You get butthurt at people when inevitably hate on your lame posts. If you posted better content you wouldn't be hated on. If you can't do that then you need to deal with it. If you can't do either of those things then expect to be a hate magnet.
#47 to #106 - SonicTeam (11/16/2011) [-]
Like I said before. I don't care. I'm not butthurt at all. I too make funny content. In fact, I made one about that song Escape: The Pina Colada Song. It got over 3300 thumbs. About 95% of the comments were all positive messages, yet there were still people stating that it wasn't funny. Everyone has that upon themselves. Not a single user here is loved by all and has no hate. I can take criticism. I always ask my friends about my post and they aren't afraid to speak their mind. I don't go off and pout about it. I just try again. Nuff Said. You can't please everyone, so just please those who care about you. Obviously you are that 99% who hate me, so I'll just please that 1% who does.
User avatar #48 to #107 - I Am Monkey (11/16/2011) [-]
Sure other top users get angry comments, but none even come close to the numbers you get. So they're either doing it because your post crappy content, or because you make yourself trollbait by getting butthurt. It's probably both.
#49 to #108 - SonicTeam Comment deleted by I Am Monkey [-]
User avatar #50 to #109 - I Am Monkey (11/16/2011) [-]
Sorry, I have a strict "no-ponies" policy on my profile. Have fun getting crapped on by 95% of the site.
User avatar #44 - nsfwpolice **User deleted account** (11/04/2011) [-]
That comment comp was hilarious. fuck fj for not letting that get frontpage.
User avatar #43 - hermancain (11/02/2011) [-]
sup
#41 - N. Korean citizen (10/17/2011) [-]
dude go eat a cock you posts are all shit you should probably just gtfo.
User avatar #42 to #100 - I Am Monkey (10/17/2011) [-]
How eloquently put.
User avatar #39 - trollbro **User deleted account** (09/20/2011) [-]
I saw those repost, feelsbadman.jpg

Anyway, I wanted to say that I first saw your one, from the contest posted by big FAGGOT.

Peace
User avatar #37 - FJPanda (09/20/2011) [-]
i gave cred to you in tags
User avatar #38 to #96 - I Am Monkey (09/20/2011) [-]
I don't care if people repost my stuff. But you can't enter it in a contest if someone else made it.
User avatar #40 to #97 - FJPanda (09/20/2011) [-]
nononono i don't want to win a contest lol even if i did it would be fully YOUR credit. hope i didn't make you mad or anything
User avatar #36 - AnAwesomeAardvark (09/16/2011) [-]
**AnAwesomeAardvark rolled user verdammt **
You are stop #5 on my journey through FJ's users!
http://funnyjunk.com/user/eziodefirenze/16#16
#33 - seniorpokeman (08/06/2011) [-]
FINE! I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND YOU FILTHY DOUBLE NIGGER!
FINE! I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND YOU FILTHY DOUBLE NIGGER!
User avatar #34 to #87 - I Am Monkey (08/07/2011) [-]
Dude, half my inbox was spam from you.
#35 to #88 - seniorpokeman (08/07/2011) [-]
fine... but ill miss you
User avatar #31 - phoneman (08/04/2011) [-]
If you call SonicTeam out on their shitty faggotry ruining FJ you get banned from commenting on the shit. Suddenly I can't say shit on half of FJ
User avatar #32 to #85 - I Am Monkey (08/04/2011) [-]
Yep.
#30 - bobJML (07/18/2011) [-]
What's up?
What's up?
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