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I Am Monkey

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No tears. Only memes now.comment
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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Walkman
Video Games Played: Battletoads 3D, Mike Tyson's Punch-Out
Date Signed Up:11/11/2008
Last Login:3/01/2015
Location:Jew York
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#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2013 on His Dream Is Near +134
#4 - lempersy (01/26/2013) [-]
Ahhh I wanted to post this! You beat me to it! I guess I'm just to SLOW
#2 - Astro Sloth is the greatest. I make a different sloth wallpape…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/26/2013 on His Dream Is Near +74
User avatar #98 - mrvolbeat (01/27/2013) [-]
We need this. Humanity need this!
#93 - tomainstream (01/27/2013) [-]
dude i want that background but my resolution is 1600x900. I would love you if you made one for that resolution
User avatar #87 - mcbee (01/27/2013) [-]
>make channel named "Sloth Wallpapers"
>Post a bunch
>????
>Profit
User avatar #61 - CapnInterwebz (01/26/2013) [-]
I expect you to keep me updated with new ones you make
User avatar #58 - letsdothisthing (01/26/2013) [-]
please more
User avatar #41 - coolcalx (01/26/2013) [-]
do you have an exploitable for the sloth?
User avatar #31 - bannon (01/26/2013) [-]
What about St. Patricks Day?
#21 - ragoo (01/26/2013) [-]
thank you. thank you for blessing my computer screen with this glorious background
User avatar #17 - DPO (01/26/2013) [-]
Erm, could you maybe upload some more of these? I need them for urm..... science or something...
#61 - "Sorry bro I forgot my walle-"  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2013 on Ball- Cuzzi +75
#79 - anonexplains (01/26/2013) [-]
what's the gif from?
User avatar #83 - mrmuttonchopz (01/26/2013) [-]
Italian Spider-Man
#229 - " It's very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy. Locatio… 01/26/2013 on To infinity and beyond +10
#47 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2013 on Tradoosa +2
User avatar #75 - beamersmack (01/26/2013) [-]
I thought she made it pretty clear that penis should be on that list.
#299 - When I was in 8th grade I played Metroid and Pokemon, not Rate…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2013 on What a Dick +1
User avatar #327 - awesomenessdefined (01/26/2013) [-]
Because M rated games didn't exist at the time. The only reason they exist now is because older gamers want them. And kids are kids, they'll buy what's popular, that's how they act. They call you a faggot because the first time they come online that's all they here, and they adapt.

Kids get M rated games now because they are a lot more fun than those boring mario party bullshit games. You can't get mad at them, no one makes any good kids games anymore, and they have to do something. The world isn't suited to kid gamers.
User avatar #313 - ninjastarthrow (01/26/2013) [-]
I agree, I have a PS3 and not as many kids play on it but we do get our fair share from time to time. My mom used to buy my little brother these games until I showed her what happens in them and how to tell how bad they are. She stopped and he is forced to play Mario games on the Wii until he turns 17. He's so mad about it but I don't care. I also told her about him calling everything that moves a faggot and I told her why he started doing that. She looks at game ratings now before she gets them for him. Most parents wont do that, they just buy it so their kids don't bother them.
#272 - Hear me out here; I actually want them to put a label on games…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/26/2013 on What a Dick +22
#378 - tkfourtwoone (01/26/2013) [-]
Same argument as in the pic.

Back then games were made by gamers, for gamers. Do you think that John Carmack and John Romero thought that teenagers would be so incredibly retarded to be inspired by DOOM?!
#292 - filipstumpy (01/26/2013) [-]
I see your point, and I actually think it's a good point. I just don't want this law to make it so that I can't buy my games. (I'm over the M rated line)

And the fact that video games in general are less about the good gameplay, story telling and atmosphere is also recognizable, because shit apparently sells better... I guess people in general just like shit in their face.
User avatar #281 - awesomenessdefined (01/26/2013) [-]
The industry was designed, built, and aimed for little kids. The only reason older people play them today is because they played them as kids.
#344 - grizzlydiplomat (01/26/2013) [-]
>implying the violence in games, gore, sexually explicit scenes, etc., are meant for kids and older people only play them because they played them as kids.
#470 - awesomenessdefined (01/26/2013) [-]
Yes, because the first video games that ever came out were gore sexuality and explicit scenes.
And I didn't imply that, I straight up said that. Older people only play video games because they played them as kids.
User avatar #299 - I Am Monkey (01/26/2013) [-]
When I was in 8th grade I played Metroid and Pokemon, not Rated M shooters calling everything that moves a "fucking faggot". It wasn't always like this. This started a few years ago when the Wii was dying down. All the kids jumped ship and bought an xbox. It had been trending toward that for a while, but it really got bad that Christmas with the migration of the Wii users and the launch of Modern Warfare 2.

The problem is that little kids don't want little kid games anymore, they want Rated M games. So the Rated M industry now has to market to little kids without directly saying so. So now we've got to share our half of the pool with the little kids and suffer for it.
User avatar #327 - awesomenessdefined (01/26/2013) [-]
Because M rated games didn't exist at the time. The only reason they exist now is because older gamers want them. And kids are kids, they'll buy what's popular, that's how they act. They call you a faggot because the first time they come online that's all they here, and they adapt.

Kids get M rated games now because they are a lot more fun than those boring mario party bullshit games. You can't get mad at them, no one makes any good kids games anymore, and they have to do something. The world isn't suited to kid gamers.
User avatar #313 - ninjastarthrow (01/26/2013) [-]
I agree, I have a PS3 and not as many kids play on it but we do get our fair share from time to time. My mom used to buy my little brother these games until I showed her what happens in them and how to tell how bad they are. She stopped and he is forced to play Mario games on the Wii until he turns 17. He's so mad about it but I don't care. I also told her about him calling everything that moves a faggot and I told her why he started doing that. She looks at game ratings now before she gets them for him. Most parents wont do that, they just buy it so their kids don't bother them.
User avatar #274 - kreekydoorS (01/26/2013) [-]
or something along the lines of "This is purely a work of fiction with little or no ties to History. Do not preform any of the acts you are about to virtually experience."
#200 - Just looked it up. Apparently you don't read your own sources.… 01/25/2013 on German history +6
#189 - How brave of you to be anti-rape. That's such a controver… 01/25/2013 on rape +10
#177 - 100 Million Natives? Are you ******* High? The po…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/25/2013 on German history +9
User avatar #188 - awesomenessdefined (01/25/2013) [-]
You realize it's possible to kill them over time, and not all at once right?
User avatar #183 - skittlevodka (01/25/2013) [-]
look it up boy... i put the source there just for you
User avatar #200 - I Am Monkey (01/25/2013) [-]
Just looked it up. Apparently you don't read your own sources. It makes the claim that 112 million were massacred since the 1500's. The Europeans are responsible for about almost all of those. The entire native population in the US was approximately 6 figures. It's mathematically impossible to validate your claim.

Your book disregards disease as a factor. Disease killed far more than any European power. He counts it as if each death by sickness was an intentional murder. By that logic, patient zero for influenza is the biggest mass murderer in history.
#193 - CurlyGangster (01/25/2013) [-]
Yes, but the vast majority of those deaths were caused by diseases carried by Westerners, not by Americans intentionally shooting everyone. When the British and later the US (Same people, different Country) began to expand West, they were more or less fighting the remnants of a Civilization that just experienced the Apocalypse. Still a black mark on American History though.
User avatar #196 - skittlevodka (01/25/2013) [-]
I am not trying to blame anyone here, im just saying that americans are not innocent them selves
#172 - Everybody's QQing about how america apparently censors our his… 01/25/2013 on German history +21
#157 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2013 on German history +13
#186 - anonexplains (01/25/2013) [-]
It was the Nazis who took over Europe....
#150 - Picture 01/25/2013 on German history +9
#22 - The enemies you're shooting at. 01/25/2013 on Every Call of Duty. +2
#420 - Female obsessing over Based God: Normal 01/25/2013 on Tardaasa +2
#63 - I didn't even have to scroll down to the comments to know this… 01/24/2013 on Got dominos guy to buy me... +4
#191 - The joke being that Call of Duty players always think the curr…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2013 on What defines(and doesn't) a... +4
User avatar #192 - ragingswede (01/24/2013) [-]
Huh! Well i feel retarded. sorry
#2 - MFW my post is on 23 hours. 01/24/2013 on OC +9
#188 - "This is the best Call of Duty yet!"  [+] (3 new replies) 01/24/2013 on What defines(and doesn't) a... +3
User avatar #190 - ragingswede (01/24/2013) [-]
Why can't somebody like cod?
User avatar #191 - I Am Monkey (01/24/2013) [-]
The joke being that Call of Duty players always think the current CoD is the worst one.
User avatar #192 - ragingswede (01/24/2013) [-]
Huh! Well i feel retarded. sorry
#32 - Learning geography seems to be something you need to learn fro…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2013 on How most Swedes see America +3
#48 - schnofi (01/24/2013) [-]
"...from playing too many strategy games."
Shiet son, me too. I know so much about Japanese cities from Shogun 2.
#33 - Once you fall out of the habit of working out your brain will … 01/24/2013 on Finally went back to the... +2
#89 - If sucking at comedy was a musical instrument you'd be Beethoven. 01/24/2013 on Starved Brain +1
#227 - I get the artist is trying to make a point, but I hate artisti… 01/24/2013 on Bad influence +4
#808 - Contents of the comments are as follows: 80% Look at this … 01/20/2013 on Gun control logic +3
#806 - Comment deleted 01/20/2013 on Gun control logic 0

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#80 - anonexplains (08/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
stickied
You are a worthless piece of ****
User avatar #248 - slightly (02/27/2015) [-]
now its personal

fite me irl fegot
#243 - hellscythe ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
happy valentines day darling
User avatar #244 to #243 - I Am Monkey (02/14/2015) [-]
>Happy
>Valentines Day
Pick one
User avatar #241 - istartedthewar (02/11/2015) [-]
ello meme pope
User avatar #240 - jvizzlez (02/06/2015) [-]
your status update made me **** myself for approximately 2 seconds
User avatar #239 - ToothHurty (02/01/2015) [-]
You are a beautiful person.
#238 - tiles (01/27/2015) [-]
**tiles used "*roll picture*"**
**tiles rolled image** Nipple clamps
User avatar #237 - bitchitroll (01/27/2015) [-]
nipple clamps
User avatar #236 - redstonealchemist (01/27/2015) [-]
Nipple Clamps.
#235 - superblade (01/17/2015) [-]
Who's being drawing DICKS?
User avatar #234 - gottacatchthemall (01/14/2015) [-]
Kinda sucks with the mod thing :[
User avatar #233 - joaomartins ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
Weren't you a mod ?
User avatar #230 - superblade (01/14/2015) [-]
Do you believe in magic?
User avatar #231 to #230 - I Am Monkey (01/14/2015) [-]
Of course. How else would magnets work?
User avatar #232 to #231 - superblade (01/14/2015) [-]
Also linkara gun
User avatar #228 - kingdufbeer (01/13/2015) [-]
Why aren't you a mod anymore?
User avatar #226 - superblade (01/13/2015) [-]
At least now everyone can see how much blue your name is
#225 - walcorn (01/13/2015) [-]
rip Meme Poop
rip Meme Poop
User avatar #223 - tehbestever (01/13/2015) [-]
welcome to the club
#222 - turdvang (01/13/2015) [-]
ALL PRAISE THE MEME POPE!
ALL PRAISE THE MEME POPE!
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