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I Am Monkey

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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Walkman
Video Games Played: Battletoads 3D, Mike Tyson's Punch-Out
Date Signed Up:11/11/2008
Last Login:4/28/2015
Location:Jew York
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Content Ranking:#1294
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Highest Content Rank:#164
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Level 271 Content: Ninja Pirate → Level 272 Content: Ninja Pirate
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Total Comments Made:13947
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#10 - Caesar was killed in the Theater of Pompey, not his house. …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2013 on et tu Brutus? 0
#15 - puremadmentalged (03/26/2013) [-]
#51 - Picture 03/26/2013 on Good Guy Zombie Merle 0
#125 - Don't hold you breath for the Pope to endorse gay marriage. …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2013 on How do you feel about Pope... +7
User avatar #159 - churrundo (03/23/2013) [-]
there's a way to get "divorced" by the church. in spanish it's called Nullifying the marriage, by proving that it was never valid.
#254 - He was just making sure the car had a full tank before he carj… 03/23/2013 on Bit of faith in humanity... +3
#325 - Comment deleted 03/23/2013 on My Art Progression +1
#313 - Comment deleted 03/23/2013 on My Art Progression 0
#12 - That's a cover that could only work if your superman. &qu…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2013 on It's (gay) Superman! +4
User avatar #19 - lokiwins (03/22/2013) [-]
If it was a men's bath house wouldn't it be staffed by females? Think about it.
#26 - I can't imagine that working in practice. What do they do? Jus…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/22/2013 on pope +23
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User avatar #49 - connorsg (03/22/2013) [-]
i think the point he is making is that if jesus really wanted to, he could.
#50 - Axemaniax has deleted their comment.
#35 - Picture 03/22/2013 on Spider Rape 0
#124 - There's no way that lake photo is even close to 400 feet, it l…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2013 on Places I Want Go +3
#127 - ybigballz (03/22/2013) [-]
look at the shadow of the float it's almost the same size as the float which tells me its no more than 4 feet maybe just maybe ten
#79 - I never played Roller Coaster Tycoon, but in Zoo Tycoon I had … 03/21/2013 on roller coaster tycoon in a... +3
#11 - Rick also loses his hand in the comics, but they're not doing …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2013 on How to survive the zombie... +7
User avatar #24 - ifightdragons (03/21/2013) [-]
has it been said theyre not doing it? he still could lose it but i dont think he will
#30 - I thought the army leaving Minas Morgul was one of the scaries… 03/21/2013 on scariness of LOTR +2
#54 - The "whole rise of piracy coincides with the fall of musi… 03/21/2013 on so....can we stop bitching... +6
#226 - Didn't say anything about my damn Mexican neighbors, but they …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2013 on doing it right +6
User avatar #230 - areialview (03/21/2013) [-]
Heh, I am surrounded by Mexican neighbors, I hope they like holes since the walls in this area is as good at stopping bullets as a piece of paper
#71 - The symbol of America was almost the turkey, but the founding …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2013 on Stupid people everywhere 0
#79 - hopskotch (03/21/2013) [-]
Word; we'd be taking "Fat American" bullshit on a whole different level if Franklin had gotten his way.
#382 - My only regret is that I have but one thumb to give for this post. 03/21/2013 on interesting photos explained +2
#158 - Picture 03/20/2013 on say that five times fast +2
#78 - Picture 03/19/2013 on Follow me, TO FREEDOM +105
#77 - I think they're less willing than able. 03/19/2013 on Follow me, TO FREEDOM 0
#20 - See, it's a paradox. A black man can not know who his father i…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2013 on I Don't Know How Time... +5
User avatar #33 - thatoneidiot (03/19/2013) [-]
After he tells his mother about the black neighbor, he would forget about him or whatever, and remain black making it so he's unable to turn white again.
Once you go black, you never go back.
#29 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2013 on Airport Security Checks +76
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#143 - The Aztecs were already defeated by the time disease came into…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2013 on Natives 0
User avatar #150 - Conquistador (03/18/2013) [-]
They were far from defeated before Spanish arrival. They didn't revolt against Cuauhtemoc. There were other tribes that were enemies to them, yes. But the Aztecs were defeated because they were weakened by diseases. And many of the tribes the Aztecs conquered became part of their empire. It's much like Rome. They even had some of their warriors fight for them. Aztec troops were highly trained, better equipped, and there were more. Other native tribes before the conquest wouldn't be able to fight them.

Source: I AM Aztec.
#135 - Well value environmental harmony at what you will, I think it'…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2013 on Natives +2
User avatar #140 - silverhellion (03/18/2013) [-]
Well i never said it would be easy, but their culture has survived for friggin 12,000 years.

i mean if it survived that long. surely they were doing something right.
#131 - Well Russia advanced so rapidly because Peter the Great began …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Natives +2
#244 - Ken M (03/18/2013) [-]
Would that be a bad thing though?
User avatar #134 - Xedan (03/18/2013) [-]
Honestly, I can't find anything wrong with your argument. Well done, sir, you proved me wrong. that's not sarcasm

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#80 - Ken M (08/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
stickied
You are a worthless piece of ****
User avatar #249 - onespooky (04/25/2015) [-]
Never 5get
User avatar #247 - mvtjets ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
There's a bretty gud thing called "boards" on FJ
User avatar #248 to #247 - I Am Monkey (04/12/2015) [-]
Eh, they get like 1 post an hour
User avatar #248 - slightly (02/27/2015) [-]
now its personal

fite me irl fegot
#245 - accountforstripey ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
Yo

Yo
#243 - hellscythe (02/14/2015) [-]
happy valentines day darling
User avatar #244 to #243 - I Am Monkey (02/14/2015) [-]
>Happy
>Valentines Day
Pick one
User avatar #241 - istartedthewar (02/11/2015) [-]
ello meme pope
User avatar #240 - jvizzlez (02/06/2015) [-]
your status update made me **** myself for approximately 2 seconds
User avatar #239 - ToothHurty ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
You are a beautiful person.
#238 - tiles (01/27/2015) [-]
**tiles used "*roll picture*"**
**tiles rolled image** Nipple clamps
User avatar #237 - bitchitroll ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
nipple clamps
User avatar #236 - redstonealchemist (01/27/2015) [-]
Nipple Clamps.
#235 - superblade (01/17/2015) [-]
Who's being drawing DICKS?
User avatar #234 - gottacatchthemall (01/14/2015) [-]
Kinda sucks with the mod thing :[
User avatar #233 - joaomartins (01/14/2015) [-]
Weren't you a mod ?
User avatar #230 - superblade (01/14/2015) [-]
Do you believe in magic?
User avatar #231 to #230 - I Am Monkey (01/14/2015) [-]
Of course. How else would magnets work?
User avatar #232 to #231 - superblade (01/14/2015) [-]
Also linkara gun
User avatar #228 - kingdufbeer (01/13/2015) [-]
Why aren't you a mod anymore?
User avatar #226 - superblade (01/13/2015) [-]
At least now everyone can see how much blue your name is
#225 - walcorn (01/13/2015) [-]
rip Meme Poop
rip Meme Poop
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