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Date Signed Up:11/11/2008
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#1380 - This is pure, unadulterated propaganda. This **** …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2012 on Mitt Romney is a Tool +17
#1447 - Womens Study Major (09/16/2012) [-]
He never said he made $15k a year, he said less than, which (he is implying) is the "lowest bracket". After taxes he made $7500 means he made around $8000 maybe.

Most of his statements, while overly generalized, aren't too far off honestly. And everyone's allowed an opinion.
User avatar #1459 - I Am Monkey (09/16/2012) [-]
If he made even less that would make even less sense.
This entire post is cancer. It's 90% name calling and butthurt, 10% lies.
A fact checker would shoot himself if he read it.
#332 - Google either the number of the quote. 09/15/2012 on Logic +1
#330 - Christians aren't actively following these verses and using th… 09/15/2012 on Logic +3
#325 - Idk, what to tell you. The online version you're looking up ma…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2012 on Logic +1
User avatar #329 - Naimzorz (09/15/2012) [-]
Yo, could you show me the source? Out of curiosity.
User avatar #332 - I Am Monkey (09/15/2012) [-]
Google either the number of the quote.
#290 - Point?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/15/2012 on Logic +4
User avatar #311 - CoolStoryBrosky (09/15/2012) [-]
The same thing can be done with the christian bible.
User avatar #330 - I Am Monkey (09/15/2012) [-]
Christians aren't actively following these verses and using them as justifications for killing people. Many Muslims believe and teach these violent verses. In no Catholic school will you find anyone teaching submission of women or any of that.
User avatar #301 - shaazo (09/15/2012) [-]
he's saying that you can get the wrong idea when you take things out of context.
#284 - Yes, they're thought of as terrorists so they should act like … 09/15/2012 on Logic 0
#275 - "I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbeli…  [+] (14 new replies) 09/15/2012 on Logic +13
User avatar #337 - Naimzorz (09/15/2012) [-]
I found the aya, and then went back and read the passage from the start.

He was talking about self defence. This was before the Battle of Bader (where a huge force of pagans from Mekkah were planning to attack an Islamic city recently created). God ordered them to defend themselves, and that he would help them by 'casting terror into those who disbelieve'.

Taking a few words out of context. Tsk.
#313 - Naimzorz (09/15/2012) [-]
Uhhh, no. I just opened the Quran online and at 8:12 (Name of passage = Ana'm) says (roughly):
"And they ask 'who is in the sky and earth' to be answered 'God'; he is the most merciful and shall one day judge you without doubt, and those who don't believe in one God shall be punished"

To be honest, I don't usually make a big deal of these things, but I hate it when people think they can just italicise a font and put a number after it to make it okay to misquote a book/religious book.

Gif sorta unrelated
User avatar #338 - envinite (09/15/2012) [-]
Uhh no Ana'm is 6, the 8 is Al-Anfal if I not wrong
#339 - Naimzorz (09/15/2012) [-]
Yeah I was wrong. My bad.
User avatar #325 - I Am Monkey (09/15/2012) [-]
Idk, what to tell you. The online version you're looking up may be omitting it. Because that's definitely the verse.
User avatar #329 - Naimzorz (09/15/2012) [-]
Yo, could you show me the source? Out of curiosity.
User avatar #332 - I Am Monkey (09/15/2012) [-]
Google either the number of the quote.
User avatar #280 - CoolStoryBrosky (09/15/2012) [-]
Remember, when you point a finger -- three point right back at you.

"I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man. She must be quiet." (1 Timothy 2:12)

"Go, now, attack Amalek, and deal with him and all that he has under the ban. Do not spare him, but kill men and women, children and infants, oxen and sheep, camels and asses." (1 Samuel 15:3)

"Happy those who seize your children and smash them against a rock." (Psalm 137:9)

"Wives should be subordinate to their husbands as to the Lord." (Ephesians 5:22)

"Slaves, be subject to your masters with all reverence, not only to those who are good and equitable but also to those who are perverse." (1 Peter 2:18)
#298 - awesomanium (09/15/2012) [-]
He said nothing about Christianity.
pic unrelated
User avatar #290 - I Am Monkey (09/15/2012) [-]
Point?
User avatar #311 - CoolStoryBrosky (09/15/2012) [-]
The same thing can be done with the christian bible.
User avatar #330 - I Am Monkey (09/15/2012) [-]
Christians aren't actively following these verses and using them as justifications for killing people. Many Muslims believe and teach these violent verses. In no Catholic school will you find anyone teaching submission of women or any of that.
User avatar #301 - shaazo (09/15/2012) [-]
he's saying that you can get the wrong idea when you take things out of context.
#289 - Womens Study Major (09/15/2012) [-]
"Happy those who seize your children and smash them against a rock." (Psalm 137:9)

I laughed way too hard at that
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#8 - Andrew Breitbart has been dead for months... Died of a hea…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2012 on Bro fist +3
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#17 - Picture 09/15/2012 on Tricky Wrestler +3
#18 - I think we should include "proximity to a dense gas plane… 09/15/2012 on mfw Jupiter saves Earth +4
#376 - Picture 09/15/2012 on no joking around here 0
#10839 - OC Assassins You know, those douches that just sit there o… 09/15/2012 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#7 - You could tell me this is all just an extremely elaborate Onio…  [+] (27 new replies) 09/15/2012 on Logic +112
User avatar #31 - ifiwereayoungman (09/15/2012) [-]
However the idiot who made the film is actually right wing Christian nut who tried to pretend he was Jewish probably to spread more hatred between those two religions. Personally I think he should be charged for inciting violence. At the very least he should not act like a puss are request police resources to protect him.

And by the way I'm not trying to say anything bad about Christians but just some of the very right wing ones are absolute idiots.
User avatar #109 - fatamerican (09/15/2012) [-]
Please don't confuse Christian idiocy with Right wing politics. They are two very different things.
#142 - Womens Study Major (09/15/2012) [-]
"He made some people mad, let's punish him!" Have you ever heard about freedom of speech and expression? Probably not, seeing as your avatar basically represents one of the most repressive and repulsive regimes to have ever existed.
User avatar #111 - ifiwereayoungman (09/15/2012) [-]
these extremist religious nuts usually tend to hold right wing views. I would say as much as 95%.
User avatar #113 - fatamerican (09/15/2012) [-]
Right wing views consist of limited government nd advocacy of individual freedoms. "Extremist" Christians belong to the Republican party, which no one in their right mind would still consider to be "right wing." The GOP is closer to a militant theocracy than it is Right wing policy.
User avatar #286 - ifiwereayoungman (09/15/2012) [-]
Republican party is still more right wing than the democrats. I would dare say if a stronger right wing party was more popular in the US all the extremist Christians would follow it.
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User avatar #27 - asongulol (09/15/2012) [-]
This is post is not funny you narrow minded idiots. How would you feel if someone disrespected something that's very dear to you? Can't you see? Islam is the real victim here. Muslims are rankled by the hate propagated by western media. Read the Quran and get educated that Islam is a religion of PEACE. Now someone please hold this IED that I just made as I have a strong urge to have coitus with preteen girls (as emulation of Muhamad).
User avatar #164 - slyve (09/15/2012) [-]
Yeah, the Islam is a Religion of peace. And they proved that many times over by killing everyone who disagrees with them.

By the way, 8/10. Nice one.
User avatar #172 - envinite (09/15/2012) [-]
Every religion meant to be peace (please atheist don't be butthurt, you like peace to right?). But there's always some retards in every group. Just like those people who causing pointless riots in mid-east. Fucking dicks, always libelous Islam.
p.s. i read the sarcasm just want to say this
User avatar #185 - slyve (09/15/2012) [-]
I must admit, I'm not sure about this one. I have never read the Quran. But the Islam seems to be one of the few religions that say it's okay to kill. Whenever you hear something about an "Honor Killing" it's always linked to the Islam. They treat woman as 2nd class human beings in general, so if you have to kill one of them, it's not a big deal because every guy has several of them anyway, right?

I'm not against religion in general, but i am against any religion that acts as an excuse to kill. The eastern world, and therefore huge parts of the Islamic world are just too far behind in the evolution of human societies. Their current society resembles a western medieval society. Where people just run around and kill people by pointing their finger and yell "WITCH!" and whoops, there she burns!

Replace "witch" with "Adulterer/unfaithful wife/whore" and the burning with a stoning, and BOOM! you've got yourself an Islamic civilization!

As long as this stays the same, i will always side against the Islam whenever the topic comes up.
User avatar #296 - envinite (09/15/2012) [-]
1. Killing is a big sin in Islam and it's unforgivable. Even killing someone that's not a moslem. In the past, killing is only prohibited for a killer, traitor, rapist, enemy, etc. But hey, there's a modernization down there, which then changes almost all the islam's law, include the law of killing. Now we follow the laws in our local area.
2. Moslem don't treat woman unfairly. They treat women as equal as other men, but in Islam we believe that men should protect women, which make us think that men is better than woman to be the leader, so they can protect the woman (that's why it's very rare to see a woman as a leader in islam)
3. It's really not necessary to have wife more than 1. It's only the mid-east culture
The reason why Islam popular with their sadism is because there are a lot of uneducated moslem out there, who are not understand about their own religion, and still stick to the old law. And then the exaggerated media makes it all complete.
User avatar #343 - slyve (09/15/2012) [-]
Thanks for explaining! Yeah, that makes sense, but it's those uneducated people that the original comment was mentioning. There are so many of those people that still think it's okay to kill in the name of the Islam, that the world can only notice those people, which is the reason why almost everyone thinks it's the fault of the Islam in general.

About point 2, i can understand the point, but i don't really think that is the case. If the Islam would treat woman as equals, woman wouldn't be forced to hide their faces in public.

But let's not argue about that stuff, i just recently heard about another "Honor Killing" very close to where i live and I'm still pissed as hell about this shit, so i couldn't really discuss this logically right now.

Anyway, thanks again for explaining a little bit of stuff to me!
User avatar #237 - exrflarion (09/15/2012) [-]
No, we disrespect killing and we respect woman for your information.

And stop looking at middle east, islam is bad in there.
User avatar #115 - fatamerican (09/15/2012) [-]
why is everyone thumbing you down? that comment is dripping with sarcasm.
#96 - exrflarion (09/15/2012) [-]
Read surat Al-Kafirun and try to understand it dumbass.
User avatar #152 - envinite (09/15/2012) [-]
can you just tell me the conclusion of that part?
I don't have the translated sand bible
i'm a horrible moslem
User avatar #153 - exrflarion (09/15/2012) [-]
It tell you to tolerate the kafir.
User avatar #166 - envinite (09/15/2012) [-]
No no no, it's not that
it's more like "Religious people get your shit together and don't insult the other"
I remember there's a surah for tolerating everybody but I forget...
User avatar #168 - exrflarion (09/15/2012) [-]
Ah, yeah! I was trying to tell you that but i didn't manage to find the right word for it.
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User avatar #32 - ifiwereayoungman (09/15/2012) [-]
No need to get butthurt. As much as I agree that Islam on the whole preaches tolerance and peace why is it that there is a far greater proportion of extremists who follow Islam as opposed to other religions of the world.
User avatar #38 - asongulol (09/15/2012) [-]
My post is supposed to be a joke. Note that I said things that a defensive extremist would, then I suddenly affronted islam. Apparently no one took it the way I intended my post to be. T_T
User avatar #350 - siridontcare (09/15/2012) [-]
(you suck at sarcasm)
User avatar #39 - ifiwereayoungman (09/15/2012) [-]
oh i see. I think the finishing was lacking. most people probably stopped reading after the first couple of sentences and thumbed you down.
User avatar #26 - vicedets (09/15/2012) [-]
Well fucking said, sir.
#28 - Womens Study Major (09/15/2012) [-]
But you just missed the point of what he [url deleted] reacting in this way they are furthering the worlds perception that they are violent.
#81 - The election is still completely up in the air. Most polls hav…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2012 on Romney when he doesn't get... +2
User avatar #331 - starvaggi (09/15/2012) [-]
Most polls do not have them neck and neck. There is a great variance in polls. Some more conservative ones have had Romney ahead for a while, and the more liberal ones have Obama ahead. However, after the DNC, this past week, every conservative poll had Obama ahead by at least a small margin. This is bad news for Romney.

Also your logic about the incumbent is wrong. Undecided voters (who the election relies on) as a general rule, tend to feel more comfortable voting for the incumbent, because it seems like less of a decision to say you want the same person than you want to kick one person out and bring another in. These are indecisive people we're talking about. People who still haven't totally made up their minds. The challenger excitement you're referring to is usually present in the party's base.
#16 - What ever happened to Waverylflams? They used to make some of …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2012 on MFW I realise, today is Friday 0
#32 - Womens Study Major (09/15/2012) [-]
I was thinking the same when I saw this! I just checked them out again. They are still making videos; They are doing it at a slow pace though. :/
#291 - If the FBI had gone with that Bin Laden would have turned up on 9/12.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2012 on /b/ +3
#293 - doinmedirt (09/14/2012) [-]
Make that 9/11, but the question is, who would perform the sexing?
#9 - >Be white >Driving through black neighborhood at 3AM…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2012 on Troll cop +6
#12 - CrazyPsycho (09/14/2012) [-]
**CrazyPsycho rolled a random image posted in comment #66 at Drunk ** cops fw
#21 - MURRIKUR!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2012 on Suddenly, this guy +37
#23 - drroxxo (09/14/2012) [-]
best movie representation of our predictable future lol
#29 - Is all this seriously over a youtube video criticizing them? I…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2012 on christains and muslims +2
User avatar #35 - Achmedisfunneh (09/14/2012) [-]
not all muslims really, we usually ignore this, and i've seen the movie and it was crap , but these guys that attacked the embassy are extremists, basically they are the violent islamic version of westboro baptist church
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#13 - secretdestroyers (09/14/2012) [-]
I see what you did there...
#17 - Here, I made one for batman  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2012 on Wallpapers: Marvel Avengers +86
#31 - stickypuff (09/14/2012) [-]
Motha fucking paint skills.
#6 - <--- How the general public reacts every time  [+] (4 new replies) 09/14/2012 on New iPhone +8
User avatar #17 - hardtuner (09/14/2012) [-]
you have a beautiful username.
#10 - asulen (09/14/2012) [-]
General public, versus what? Private public?
User avatar #15 - alfjnn (09/14/2012) [-]
General Public.
You've really never heard the phrase before?
#7 - Daeiros (09/14/2012) [-]
<--- how people with common sense react
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#80 - Womens Study Major (08/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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You are a worthless piece of ****
User avatar #195 - gugek (11/19/2014) [-]
Have a great day.
#194 - Tenxseiga (11/13/2014) [-]
I Am Goldblum
User avatar #192 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
You are Monkey.
#188 - tailsx ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
From what I have been hearing about Destiny, I am glad I stuck with Warframe
#186 - slothminator (09/23/2014) [-]
Here. You can have this
User avatar #187 to #186 - I Am Monkey (09/24/2014) [-]
Thank.
#184 - itsthetie (09/15/2014) [-]
Dude, you always leave the best comments, luv ya
Dude, you always leave the best comments, luv ya
User avatar #185 to #184 - I Am Monkey (09/16/2014) [-]
Thank
#181 - icrapgoldndiamonds (08/15/2014) [-]
i subbed coz you post funny **** .....i like funny **** , have a good day dude
User avatar #179 - plumpbooty (08/13/2014) [-]
you want to actually succed in life?

dont listen to ducks reposted from 9gag


pls don't ban
#177 - include (08/13/2014) [-]
Do you ever respond back to your profile comments?
User avatar #178 to #177 - I Am Monkey (08/13/2014) [-]
Rarely
User avatar #180 to #178 - include (08/13/2014) [-]
I figured
#176 - Womens Study Major (08/05/2014) [-]
Just wanted you to know, you're my favorite person on Funnyjunk. I love reading your comments, they always manage to make my day ; u ; Thank you for that.
Pls keep being amazing.
#175 - include (08/02/2014) [-]
Hello Monkey.
User avatar #172 - studbeefpile (08/01/2014) [-]
Hey man, I know ********** is a ****** , but he ain't mean no harm. He is jus a boi tryin to find his whey in the worl. 2048 hours is an awful lot, don't you think?
User avatar #173 to #172 - I Am Monkey (08/01/2014) [-]
I only flagged him once for gore. I don't know why the ban is that long unless this is like his thousandth offence.
User avatar #174 to #173 - studbeefpile (08/02/2014) [-]
Oh, I see. I will miss him a bunch.

If only there was some way to reduce the ban time....
#170 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
You banned ********** again.
I like the cut of your jib.
User avatar #170 - ffffyou (04/10/2014) [-]
oh wow...finally accepted
User avatar #168 - roflstorm (04/09/2014) [-]
Good god how long ago did i send that request?
User avatar #169 to #168 - I Am Monkey (04/10/2014) [-]
Idk I just accepted like 120 of them. Honestly, I forgot that friend requests existed for a while.
User avatar #165 - revengeforfreeze (04/05/2014) [-]
plez halp
User avatar #166 to #165 - I Am Monkey (04/07/2014) [-]
Both of them in late 2012
#163 - Womens Study Major (03/13/2014) [-]
You are a valuable human being
#151 - posttwo (02/12/2014) [-]
Hi dad.
User avatar #152 to #151 - I Am Monkey (02/12/2014) [-]
Dammit, she said she had an abortion.
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