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Consoles Owned: Walkman
Video Games Played: Battletoads 3D, Mike Tyson's Punch-Out
Date Signed Up:11/11/2008
Last Login:12/25/2014
Location:Jew York
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#10593 - Reddit is becoming a comedy site again, unfortunately it's bec…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2012 on Politics - politics news,... +3
User avatar #10602 - akkere (10/14/2012) [-]
Both sides of the political spectrum do such acts to gain an upper-hand in their spread.

It's just the way Politics has been forced to take shape, where people do the most counter-productive things to gain a sense of self-pride and appeasement to the ego.

I remember Howard Stern had tried a similar angle attempting to uncover "Obama Voters", by choosing Harlem's denizens as a venue for interview. Harlem, of all places.
User avatar #10599 - akg (10/14/2012) [-]
Not all liberals are like that, Those are the hipster-douchy-teenage guys that want attention because they are so updated and reflected.
#6 - Just tried to UNITU Romney. Now he's Joe Biden.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2012 on Obabo approves. +22
User avatar #8 - zzforrest (10/14/2012) [-]
He kinda looks like Adalia
#11 - Google "Fermi Paradox" and prepare to have your mind…  [+] (13 new replies) 10/14/2012 on Mr.Dr. Tyson +8
#45 - whatamidoingwithme (10/14/2012) [-]
Maybe where they live is in a better condition?
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User avatar #27 - awesomenessdefined (10/14/2012) [-]
Desirable for us. For all we know aliens would rather have Venus.
And another possible reason we haven't seen them is if all other life forms have a rule of not interfering with a species until it develops Space travel, like in Star tek
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User avatar #29 - awesomenessdefined (10/14/2012) [-]
So you take the whole species with you.
User avatar #18 - biggrand (10/14/2012) [-]
the ultimate realization I would assume would be voluntary suicide if any species reached its peak, considering the most efficient way to live a life is to not live at all, I would just imagine if intelligent species lived at all, they might have destroyed themselves by now.
User avatar #16 - izzygirl (10/14/2012) [-]
OR MAYBE:
They aren't as advanced as we fantasize them to be and they're just as primitive, possibly even more so, as we currently are.
User avatar #13 - anonemous (10/14/2012) [-]
or maybe they cruise by in their flying saucers and laugh at how primitive we are and are unwilling to make contact until we "grow up"
#44 - bothemastaofall (10/14/2012) [-]
On that topic...
#225 - anonemous (10/15/2012) [-]
Now I am prepared!
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#127 - Winning $1 on a $2 ticket. 10/14/2012 on Winning $5 on a $5 Lottery... +9
#41 - Right now, outside my house there's the greatest roadkill I've… 10/13/2012 on God Damnit Google... +11
#15 - Well they did impeach him, but congress didn't want to remove …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/13/2012 on oh Bill when will you learn? 0
User avatar #57 - KayRed (10/14/2012) [-]
I don't think they were able, probably not serious enough, or probably too much bad press. He was charged for lying to a grand jury, which is bad, but not as bad as other the other two impeached presidents did.
User avatar #18 - thethreegeekid (10/13/2012) [-]
Why not?
I mean, it was close enough to the election that anything Gore would have done (probably) wouldn't have destroyed the whole country or something.
User avatar #28 - squadmissile (10/14/2012) [-]
Because Gore would have dedicated most of the countries resources in a quest to find Manbearpig.
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#4 - Yes, because a basket that you voluntarily throw change into i…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2012 on Pass the collection plate,... +2
User avatar #5 - imakejewburgers (10/13/2012) [-]
I hope you understand and are pretending to be stupid.
#21 - Obama caused a pretty big scare in New York a few years ago tr…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2012 on Are you retarded? 0
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#11 - My first time using WinRAR I hit "extract to desktop"…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2012 on Drunk file +10
User avatar #13 - toxikxvenom (10/13/2012) [-]
ctrl + z would have fixed your problem in about 2 seconds lol
#30 - HFW he lands it without severing his spinal column. 10/13/2012 on Calculation or Stupidity? +5
#17 - Unfortunately nobody could lend him their energy because the… 10/13/2012 on SPIRIT BOMB 0
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User avatar #150 - FuNuTs (10/13/2012) [-]
That's a lot of fucks...
#57 - fukkentyranitar (10/13/2012) [-]
#50 - Nah, they're a few years old.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2012 on Paul Ryan +5
User avatar #51 - ronyx (10/13/2012) [-]
I see.
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#46 - ferriumerris (10/13/2012) [-]
DON'T TELL ME TO DO SHIT KING DOUCHE!!!
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#142 - This was Ryan's first debate, Biden has debating for decades. … 10/13/2012 on Direct Biden quote 0
#214 - Put it in a van. Drive to Israel. It's not exact…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2012 on VP Debate in a nutshell +2
User avatar #282 - supermegasherman (10/13/2012) [-]
you don't think israel's thought of that already? you know how many check points you'd have to get through before you even get close to any populated area?
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#80 - anonymous (08/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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You are a worthless piece of ****
User avatar #198 - superblade (12/17/2014) [-]
So you got the oldest funnyjunk account?
User avatar #199 to #198 - I Am Monkey (12/17/2014) [-]
Nah, I've seen a few older. I might be one of the oldest active ones though.
User avatar #195 - gugek (11/19/2014) [-]
Have a great day.
#194 - Tenxseiga (11/13/2014) [-]
I Am Goldblum
User avatar #192 - jorgethemaster (10/30/2014) [-]
You are Monkey.
#188 - tailsx (09/30/2014) [-]
From what I have been hearing about Destiny, I am glad I stuck with Warframe
#186 - slothminator (09/23/2014) [-]
Here. You can have this
User avatar #187 to #186 - I Am Monkey (09/24/2014) [-]
Thank.
#184 - itsthetie (09/15/2014) [-]
Dude, you always leave the best comments, luv ya
Dude, you always leave the best comments, luv ya
User avatar #185 to #184 - I Am Monkey (09/16/2014) [-]
Thank
#181 - icrapgoldndiamonds (08/15/2014) [-]
i subbed coz you post funny **** .....i like funny **** , have a good day dude
User avatar #179 - plumpbooty (08/13/2014) [-]
you want to actually succed in life?

dont listen to ducks reposted from 9gag


pls don't ban
#177 - include (08/13/2014) [-]
Do you ever respond back to your profile comments?
User avatar #178 to #177 - I Am Monkey (08/13/2014) [-]
Rarely
User avatar #180 to #178 - include (08/13/2014) [-]
I figured
#176 - anonymous (08/05/2014) [-]
Just wanted you to know, you're my favorite person on Funnyjunk. I love reading your comments, they always manage to make my day ; u ; Thank you for that.
Pls keep being amazing.
#175 - include (08/02/2014) [-]
Hello Monkey.
User avatar #172 - studbeefpile ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
Hey man, I know ********** is a ****** , but he ain't mean no harm. He is jus a boi tryin to find his whey in the worl. 2048 hours is an awful lot, don't you think?
User avatar #173 to #172 - I Am Monkey (08/01/2014) [-]
I only flagged him once for gore. I don't know why the ban is that long unless this is like his thousandth offence.
User avatar #174 to #173 - studbeefpile ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Oh, I see. I will miss him a bunch.

If only there was some way to reduce the ban time....
#170 - EdwardNigma (07/27/2014) [-]
You banned ********** again.
I like the cut of your jib.
User avatar #170 - ffffyou (04/10/2014) [-]
oh wow...finally accepted
User avatar #168 - roflstorm (04/09/2014) [-]
Good god how long ago did i send that request?
User avatar #169 to #168 - I Am Monkey (04/10/2014) [-]
Idk I just accepted like 120 of them. Honestly, I forgot that friend requests existed for a while.
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