I Am Monkey

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Consoles Owned: Walkman
Video Games Played: Battletoads 3D, Mike Tyson's Punch-Out
Date Signed Up:11/11/2008
Last Login:1/28/2015
Location:Jew York
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Content Ranking:#1211
Comment Ranking:#9
Highest Content Rank:#164
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#142 - The other day I paid for a $49.96 purchase at Gamestop with a … 11/27/2012 on Change +1
#92 - Ask /b/ for actual advice: "Kill yourself" Tell …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/27/2012 on Helpful 4chan +35
#153 - complication (11/27/2012) [-]
Notice there is a dog in the game. Now who is foolish enough to not love dogs?
User avatar #137 - makethingsworse (11/27/2012) [-]
Either /b/ thinks you have some thing to live for...or they want you to suffer through the rest of your life.
#100 - erethilful (11/27/2012) [-]
Really?
#96 - dishie (11/27/2012) [-]
I knew people still love it.
User avatar #95 - grandmaster (11/27/2012) [-]
IRON GIANT, BITCH! thanks for reminding me!!! *sprints to dvd shelf*




FUCK I DONT HAVE IT!!!!
#93 - Kellanved (11/27/2012) [-]
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#22 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 11/27/2012 on Breaking Bubbles +7
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#21 - Breaking Bad Comic Dump  [+] (6 new replies) 11/27/2012 on Breaking Bubbles +11
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#517 - I see tipping as an investment. Whenever I pick up an order at… 11/27/2012 on Feeliest Feel of My Life... +3
#15000 - The Romney Campaign may be gone, but his message lives on; Yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2012 on Politics - politics news,... +7
User avatar #15001 - latinotornado (11/27/2012) [-]
Won't be like that for much longer
#50 - MFW walking in with an excused late pass.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/27/2012 on When you prove a... +25
#101 - evender (11/27/2012) [-]
Which movie is that from?
User avatar #112 - werttit (11/27/2012) [-]
macgruber
#59 - esmebuffay (11/27/2012) [-]
#49 - Yea, if you kill them all you can save her. You basically have… 11/27/2012 on box forts are the best forts 0
#347 - Picture 11/26/2012 on Deadlydeeds +9
#190 - This is what people with OCD actually believe. 11/26/2012 on Nazi is disapoint +6
#236 - Picture 11/26/2012 on She'll squirt buckets. +2
#322 - Well we did remove the Taliban from power. They now have a muc…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2012 on sacrifice +4
User avatar #410 - ilikecheerios (11/26/2012) [-]
That's true. But I mean, are they really fighting for OUR freedom? If this never happened in the first place...
#355 - anonymous (11/26/2012) [-]
If the US didn't back the mujaheedin fighting aginst the USSR in the first place, none of this bullshit would happen. And all the "accomplishments" now are nothing compared to how relatively chill afghanistan was in the 60's. [url deleted] The current war might be somewhat justified, but the cause was basically created by the US in the first place. Bottom line - US nees better fucking foreign policy planning.
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#300 - >Just went on youtube to confirm this >Watch Gangnam… 11/25/2012 on twilight 0
#93 - Yea, liberals removed our balls.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2012 on Thats how you get shit done 0
#104 - jangofret (11/24/2012) [-]
I think there should be a nice level of tolerance. (ie. let gays be gay, let people believe as they wish) But once someone goes past that level of tolerance they should be hunted down and ended.
#26 - Picture 11/24/2012 on Mr. T Goes To The Unrelated... +9
#45 - I've reached 15th Prestige, but at what cost? 11/24/2012 on News Papers +1
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#32 - How I browse now. 11/24/2012 on There's no going back now +6
#31 - How I used to browse the internet when I first started.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2012 on There's no going back now +3
#32 - I Am Monkey (11/24/2012) [-]
How I browse now.
#53 - Today: Kill the man responsible for the largest terrorist atta…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/24/2012 on Thats how you get shit done +44
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User avatar #93 - I Am Monkey (11/24/2012) [-]
Yea, liberals removed our balls.
#104 - jangofret (11/24/2012) [-]
I think there should be a nice level of tolerance. (ie. let gays be gay, let people believe as they wish) But once someone goes past that level of tolerance they should be hunted down and ended.
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#80 - anonymous (08/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
stickied
You are a worthless piece of ****
#238 - tiles (01/27/2015) [-]
**tiles used "*roll picture*"**
**tiles rolled image** Nipple clamps
User avatar #237 - bitchitroll (01/27/2015) [-]
nipple clamps
User avatar #236 - redstonealchemist (01/27/2015) [-]
Nipple Clamps.
#235 - superblade (01/17/2015) [-]
Who's being drawing DICKS?
User avatar #234 - gottacatchthemall (01/14/2015) [-]
Kinda sucks with the mod thing :[
User avatar #233 - joaomartins ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
Weren't you a mod ?
User avatar #230 - superblade (01/14/2015) [-]
Do you believe in magic?
User avatar #231 to #230 - I Am Monkey (01/14/2015) [-]
Of course. How else would magnets work?
User avatar #232 to #231 - superblade (01/14/2015) [-]
Also linkara gun
User avatar #228 - kingdufbeer (01/13/2015) [-]
Why aren't you a mod anymore?
User avatar #226 - superblade (01/13/2015) [-]
At least now everyone can see how much blue your name is
#225 - walcorn ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
rip Meme Poop
rip Meme Poop
User avatar #223 - tehbestever (01/13/2015) [-]
welcome to the club
#222 - turdvang (01/13/2015) [-]
ALL PRAISE THE MEME POPE!
ALL PRAISE THE MEME POPE!
#221 - friedgreenpomatoes ONLINE (01/12/2015) [-]
thank you meme pope
#220 - drongus (01/12/2015) [-]
new meme shipment
#209 - I Am Monkey (01/11/2015) [-]
Before anyone asks. I was demodded for asking Admin if I could be appointed "Meme Pope".
He said I was in danger of "going rogue" and preemptively demodded me.
User avatar #210 to #209 - Marker (01/11/2015) [-]
yeah but he told postie to re-add you whenever he feels like it
User avatar #211 to #210 - postie (01/11/2015) [-]
I'll do it whenever...
User avatar #212 to #211 - Marker (01/11/2015) [-]
soulda seen that coming
User avatar #213 to #212 - postie (01/11/2015) [-]
No one ever does...
User avatar #214 to #213 - phanact (01/11/2015) [-]
I do, if it matters. Can't call posttwo postie anymore
User avatar #216 to #214 - postie (01/11/2015) [-]
Oh, so someone outside of Shin does actually know I exist.
Thanks.
User avatar #215 to #214 - posttwo (01/11/2015) [-]
alt+0173
User avatar #217 to #215 - phanact (01/11/2015) [-]
implying I have time for that ****
I don't make over 300,000 comments by posting ****** little word seperators
#219 to #218 - phanact (01/11/2015) [-]
Alrighty. Seeya <3
Alrighty. Seeya <3
User avatar #208 - gottacatchthemall (01/10/2015) [-]
Hello, friend
How come you've only got 200+ comments here?
User avatar #202 - superblade (01/05/2015) [-]
Look like you got promote
User avatar #203 to #202 - I Am Monkey (01/05/2015) [-]
I got demoted twice for doing ******* . I will probably continue to do ******* .
User avatar #204 to #203 - superblade (01/05/2015) [-]
What kind of ******* you did?
User avatar #205 to #204 - I Am Monkey (01/05/2015) [-]
The only kind of ******* . I don't really do anything, like ever. Apparently they started demoting people who aren't doing their job. It only took them a year to get around to it.
User avatar #206 to #205 - superblade (01/05/2015) [-]
Sound like you don't want to be mod
User avatar #207 to #206 - I Am Monkey (01/05/2015) [-]
I do, but it's my last year at college and I've got a ******* of work, so the interpipes aren't always a priority.
User avatar #201 - admin (01/01/2015) [-]
happy new years from Admin <3
User avatar #200 - admin (01/01/2015) [-]
happy new years from Admin <3
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