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I Am Monkey

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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Walkman
Video Games Played: Battletoads 3D, Mike Tyson's Punch-Out
Date Signed Up:11/11/2008
Last Login:1/11/2016
Location:Jew York
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 77128 total,  86295 ,  9167
Comment Thumbs: 316654 total,  332746 ,  16092
Content Level Progress: 65.2% (652/1000)
Level 274 Content: Ninja Pirate → Level 275 Content: Ninja Pirate
Comment Level Progress: 4.5% (90/2000)
Level 480 Comments: Gave up on Life → Level 481 Comments: My family misses me
Subscribers:90
Content Views:2235326
Times Content Favorited:5491 times
Total Comments Made:13967
FJ Points:178238
Favorite Tags: the (3) | Draco Malfoy (2) | funny (2) | oil spill (2) | tags (2)
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#254 - I'll always be meme Pope, but I'll be more like Pope Francis: … 11/20/2015 on I Am Monkey's profile 0
#252 - I have ascended beyond namefaggoty. I am one with the Internet…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/08/2015 on I Am Monkey's profile 0
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#253 - ugoboom (11/08/2015) [-]
Being meme pope was too much for you, huh?
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#254 - I Am Monkey (11/20/2015) [-]
I'll always be meme Pope, but I'll be more like Pope Francis: going out in street clothes to provide memes to the needy.
#363 - Goddammit. Don't turn this into "Ron Paul 2012" Part…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2015 on Bernie is not amused 0
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#393 - MikedelScorcho (08/19/2015) [-]
Elizabeth Warren will announce once Hillary's train starts to derail, she will carry the "first woman president" flag through the primaries and will get the nomination
#98 - I'll never forgive you for what you did to Jesse 08/01/2015 on Hi +9
#16 - Trains never die, they're just missing in action. 07/02/2015 on Personal Meme Stach +7
#9 - I doubt it, but I haven't been here in a few months, so I woul… 07/02/2015 on Personal Meme Stach 0
#8 - God ******* dammit. I keep seeing this ******** …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2015 on Burn +168
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#105 - SexEdTeacher (07/02/2015) [-]
I agree and the picture is funny lmao
#36 - straightpride (07/02/2015) [-]
You forgot to say "Fam", "Bruh" and "Cuh" my white but black friend
#41 - anon (07/02/2015) [-]
you forgot m'nigger
#69 - Picture 07/02/2015 on This is the reason people... +4
#3 - **** . 07/02/2015 on Personal Meme Stach +21
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#80 - anon (08/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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You are a worthless piece of ****
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User avatar #251 - ugoboom ONLINE (10/06/2015) [-]
Where have you gone? We miss you and your username with spaces
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User avatar #252 to #251 - I Am Monkey (11/08/2015) [-]
I have ascended beyond namefaggoty. I am one with the Internet; posting dank ass memes anonymously.

I don't need the validation of getting thumbs anymore. It had become a autistic dick measuring contest. I liked it because I thought it was a metric for how funny I am, but in reality it's just about e-peen and who can shill the hardest.

I still post here sometimes anonymously or on different accounts, but I'm mostly on 4chan. Tbh fam, 4chan is better at cranking out memes because they do it organically rather than funnyjunk's top down approach of having mods and front page celebrities dictate the direction.
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User avatar #253 to #252 - ugoboom ONLINE (11/08/2015) [-]
Being meme pope was too much for you, huh?
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User avatar #254 to #253 - I Am Monkey (11/20/2015) [-]
I'll always be meme Pope, but I'll be more like Pope Francis: going out in street clothes to provide memes to the needy.
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User avatar #249 - onespooky (04/25/2015) [-]
Never 5get
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User avatar #247 - mvtjets (04/12/2015) [-]
There's a bretty gud thing called "boards" on FJ
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User avatar #248 to #247 - I Am Monkey (04/12/2015) [-]
Eh, they get like 1 post an hour
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User avatar #248 - slightly (02/27/2015) [-]
now its personal

fite me irl fegot
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#243 - hellscythe (02/14/2015) [-]
happy valentines day darling
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User avatar #244 to #243 - I Am Monkey (02/14/2015) [-]
>Happy
>Valentines Day
Pick one
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User avatar #241 - istartedthewar (02/11/2015) [-]
ello meme pope
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User avatar #240 - jvizzlez (02/06/2015) [-]
your status update made me **** myself for approximately 2 seconds
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User avatar #239 - ToothHurty (02/01/2015) [-]
You are a beautiful person.
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#238 - tiles (01/27/2015) [-]
**tiles used "*roll picture*"**
**tiles rolled image** Nipple clamps
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User avatar #237 - bitchitroll (01/27/2015) [-]
nipple clamps
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User avatar #236 - redstonealchemist (01/27/2015) [-]
Nipple Clamps.
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#235 - superblade ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
Who's being drawing DICKS?
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User avatar #234 - gottacatchthemall (01/14/2015) [-]
Kinda sucks with the mod thing :[
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User avatar #233 - joaomartins ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
Weren't you a mod ?
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User avatar #230 - superblade ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
Do you believe in magic?
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User avatar #231 to #230 - I Am Monkey (01/14/2015) [-]
Of course. How else would magnets work?
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User avatar #232 to #231 - superblade ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
Also linkara gun
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User avatar #228 - kingdufbeer (01/13/2015) [-]
Why aren't you a mod anymore?
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User avatar #226 - superblade ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
At least now everyone can see how much blue your name is
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