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I Am Monkey

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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Walkman
Video Games Played: Battletoads 3D, Mike Tyson's Punch-Out
Date Signed Up:11/11/2008
Last Login:5/29/2015
Location:Jew York
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#1855
Comment Ranking:#155
Highest Content Rank:#164
Highest Comment Rank:#2
Content Thumbs: 74204 total,  83167 ,  8963
Comment Thumbs: 316443 total,  332533 ,  16090
Content Level Progress: 38.8% (388/1000)
Level 272 Content: Ninja Pirate → Level 273 Content: Ninja Pirate
Comment Level Progress: 96.75% (1935/2000)
Level 479 Comments: Gave up on Life → Level 480 Comments: Gave up on Life
Subscribers:93
Content Views:2117629
Times Content Favorited:5312 times
Total Comments Made:13957
FJ Points:175821
Favorite Tags: the (3) | Draco Malfoy (2) | funny (2) | oil spill (2) | tags (2)
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#9 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 05/20/2015 on Freedom! +89
#63 - jjjkk (05/21/2015) [-]
User avatar #43 - wazoowonseventeen (05/21/2015) [-]
he panicked
#58 - ciacheczko (05/21/2015) [-]
The looks happy af tho.
#45 - aerosol (05/21/2015) [-]
#8 - Picture 05/18/2015 on YOU WERE MY BROTHER DRAKE +11
#130 - That's his secret: He's always on his period 05/18/2015 on Pure Terror +1
#4 - Truly a broken man  [+] (5 new replies) 05/18/2015 on YOU WERE MY BROTHER DRAKE +49
User avatar #37 - tostito (05/19/2015) [-]
now im sad
poor guy
#31 - vakranov (05/19/2015) [-]
The christmas one was dope as fuck. Some seriously good humor. I've always liked Fairly Odd Parents
#24 - captainyoshi (05/19/2015) [-]
The one good part of that movie series is that it confirms that this abomination does not stay. I hope the reason why is that it finally dies.... in a fire
User avatar #11 - sanitarysan (05/18/2015) [-]
why are they old as fuck and why is she hot?
User avatar #5 - mondominiman (05/18/2015) [-]
Oh shit they made 3
#267 - >Searching for a new roommate online >Find grill tha… 05/18/2015 on Furries and Agendered... 0
#76 - It would be really ironic if that anon were me  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2015 on Opinions +1
#77 - anonymous (05/18/2015) [-]
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**anonymous rolled image** tfw it's not
#2 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/18/2015 on YOU WERE MY BROTHER DRAKE +11
#33 - anonymous (05/19/2015) [-]
The Josh one is bs he didn't say it like that TMZ switched his shit around he said in the interview that he'll always help Drake out cuz that's his boy also he said he doesn't know if he and drake will have anything planned as of projects that he knows of also that article of Josh is a year old
User avatar #17 - turtletroll (05/18/2015) [-]
Why are his expenses that high if he knows he can't afford it

Seems like his own fault
#46 - anonymous (05/20/2015) [-]
He had a better income and was expecting a higher one when he bought the house. His agent is shit and fucked him over.
#70 - Tfw people illustrate their comments with a cartoon character …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Opinions +21
#107 - jalthelas (05/18/2015) [-]
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mfw a large majority of "popular" viners have cartoon drawings of themselves as their profile pictures.
#75 - anonymous (05/18/2015) [-]
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**anonymous rolled image** tfw you're right
User avatar #76 - I Am Monkey (05/18/2015) [-]
It would be really ironic if that anon were me
#77 - anonymous (05/18/2015) [-]
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**anonymous rolled image** tfw it's not
#87 - Picture 05/18/2015 on Where do we draw the line? +95
#43 - "Thinks Ferguson is innocent" The entire city of…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2015 on What if both tho? Manchild? +40
#81 - anonymous (05/13/2015) [-]
isn't there footage of him getting killed
User avatar #63 - theoneweirdguy (05/13/2015) [-]
9/11 kek'd

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[ 194 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#80 - anonymous (08/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
stickied
You are a worthless piece of ****
User avatar #249 - onespooky (04/25/2015) [-]
Never 5get
User avatar #247 - mvtjets ONLINE (04/12/2015) [-]
There's a bretty gud thing called "boards" on FJ
User avatar #248 to #247 - I Am Monkey (04/12/2015) [-]
Eh, they get like 1 post an hour
User avatar #248 - slightly (02/27/2015) [-]
now its personal

fite me irl fegot
#243 - hellscythe (02/14/2015) [-]
happy valentines day darling
User avatar #244 to #243 - I Am Monkey (02/14/2015) [-]
>Happy
>Valentines Day
Pick one
User avatar #241 - istartedthewar (02/11/2015) [-]
ello meme pope
User avatar #240 - jvizzlez (02/06/2015) [-]
your status update made me **** myself for approximately 2 seconds
User avatar #239 - ToothHurty (02/01/2015) [-]
You are a beautiful person.
#238 - tiles (01/27/2015) [-]
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**tiles rolled image** Nipple clamps
User avatar #237 - bitchitroll ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
nipple clamps
User avatar #236 - redstonealchemist (01/27/2015) [-]
Nipple Clamps.
#235 - superblade ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
Who's being drawing DICKS?
User avatar #234 - gottacatchthemall (01/14/2015) [-]
Kinda sucks with the mod thing :[
User avatar #233 - joaomartins (01/14/2015) [-]
Weren't you a mod ?
User avatar #230 - superblade ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
Do you believe in magic?
User avatar #231 to #230 - I Am Monkey (01/14/2015) [-]
Of course. How else would magnets work?
User avatar #232 to #231 - superblade ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
Also linkara gun
User avatar #228 - kingdufbeer (01/13/2015) [-]
Why aren't you a mod anymore?
User avatar #226 - superblade ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
At least now everyone can see how much blue your name is
#225 - walcorn (01/13/2015) [-]
rip Meme Poop
rip Meme Poop
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