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cullenatorguy (21 hours ago) [-] Well I'm an anti-theist, what do you expect? Go watch a few debates or at least videos where Christopher Hitchens is talking. Just to see where I'm coming from. I know where you're coming from, I used to be a christian, #824
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cullenatorguy (21 hours ago) [-] Plenty of the wars during the Dark Ages were religious wars. The Crusades occurred during that time, correct? Look at the war we are in right now, the U.S. that is. Do you think if religion hadn't have existed that we would be in it? The whole reason the middle east is so fucked up is because of Islam and Judaism, What about all the scientists and free thinkers the Church executed during that Dark Ages, it was called "Dark" because there was no light on new inventions or just progress. The Catholic Church forced people into submission, and those that did not follow were either forced to recant their beliefs or burn at the stake. Tell me how religion had nothing to do with anything ever.  #610
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I Am Monkey (21 hours ago) [-] Aren't you that douche that had the post yesterday about how religion is an evil brainwashing cult that "promotes hatred bigotry and sexism"? Yea, you don't have to be Nostradamus to predict where you're going to take this conversation. No thanks. #617
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cullenatorguy (21 hours ago) [-] Well I'm an anti-theist, what do you expect? Go watch a few debates or at least videos where Christopher Hitchens is talking. Just to see where I'm coming from. I know where you're coming from, I used to be a christian, #824
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anonymous (16 hours ago) [-] How dare you debate a Christian ? You can hurt his little feelings making your statements automatically incorrect.  #605
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corundum (21 hours ago) [-] The Crusades were a war over territory. And the Muslims started it by taking over the Chruch's. "For, as most of you have been told, the Turks, a race of Persians, who have penetrated within the boundaries of Romania even to the Mediterranean to that point which they call the Arm of Saint George, in occupying more and more of the lands of Christians, have overcome them, already victims of seven battles, and have killed and captured them, have overthrown churches, and laid waste to God's Kingdom." -- Pope Urban II #646
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CoolStoryBrosky (21 hours ago) [-]  Also: quoting the pope to defend Catholicism is like quoting Fox News to defend republicans  #680
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CoolStoryBrosky (20 hours ago) [-] Still, my other point stands. The fourth crusade was nothing but the raping of nuns and the pillaging of the fellow Christian Byzantine Empire. #694
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CoolStoryBrosky (20 hours ago) [-] I don't attribute the crusades to religion any more than I attribute the great purge to Atheism. To do so would be fallacious. #684
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cullenatorguy (20 hours ago) [-] Tell that to anyone in the middle east. They are fighting to end each other, and the wars won't stop till someone leaves Israel. #634
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I Am Monkey (21 hours ago) [-] It's also important to remember that after the fall of the Roman Empire the Church took over the basic roles of government when the central government had fallen apart. When Europe started to rebuild Christianity was the only real uniting factor between them. In acting as a government they had to preform the functions of a government, namely defending it's territory which was being threatened by the expansion of the powers in the East. Why this one conflict is seen as such an atrocity is beyond me. The events were completely pedestrian in a time when wars were an every day occurrence. It would be hardly a blip in history if not for the fact that militant atheists have made it a mainstay in their playbook. | ||
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detrek (04/12/2012) [-] 
Please tell me you're going to make another typical liberal comp. It was just so amazing. I would love you eternally.
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NotAdmin (01/31/2012) [-] go on your first page of comments
click the first one
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the comment was posted by anon
my mind is full of WAT
click the first one
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the comment was posted by anon
my mind is full of WAT
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SonicTeam (11/16/2011) [-] YOU:No, his content is not funny because it's not funny. Him helping you on your content is really irrelevant. He's a major tool that posts horrible content, reposts otherwise and blocks anyone who calls him out on it.
ME: I don't block anyone who calls me out on it. Everyone has their opinion on here and I can't stop anyone from speaking their mind. Frankly, IDC about whatever ppl say, but however, I wanted to correct you on a few things. In addition, you may not find me funny, but some do. I rather do what I can to please that one fan who loves me than bust my ass and impress the community who almost hates me. Frankly at times I've posted stuff where people didn't even know it was me and just commented naturally. Also, I've seen TV comics here and there that get front page and approvals from the community, but when I do it, SHITSTORM. But whatever, like I said, I rather please that one person who likes me than a whole crowd. I'm sure you can understand my point of view. (TL;DR - Your opinion is not true boss)
ME: I don't block anyone who calls me out on it. Everyone has their opinion on here and I can't stop anyone from speaking their mind. Frankly, IDC about whatever ppl say, but however, I wanted to correct you on a few things. In addition, you may not find me funny, but some do. I rather do what I can to please that one fan who loves me than bust my ass and impress the community who almost hates me. Frankly at times I've posted stuff where people didn't even know it was me and just commented naturally. Also, I've seen TV comics here and there that get front page and approvals from the community, but when I do it, SHITSTORM. But whatever, like I said, I rather please that one person who likes me than a whole crowd. I'm sure you can understand my point of view. (TL;DR - Your opinion is not true boss)
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I Am Monkey (11/16/2011) [-] Nobody goes on my profile. So the fact that your comment has a favorite means you were butthurt enough to tell someone else about your rant. Confirming my suspicions that you mad.
I don't think you understand why people hate your content so much. Allow me to explain; Compare this situation to modern music. There are tons of horrible songs out there that nobody has a problem with. It's only a problem when a crappy song like "fireflies" becomes popular. Then people get mad, because it does not belong there with the other songs that earned their place at the top of the charts. You are Owl City.
Your problem isn't only that your content is crap. It's also that you can't take criticism. You get butthurt at people when inevitably hate on your lame posts. If you posted better content you wouldn't be hated on. If you can't do that then you need to deal with it. If you can't do either of those things then expect to be a hate magnet.
I don't think you understand why people hate your content so much. Allow me to explain; Compare this situation to modern music. There are tons of horrible songs out there that nobody has a problem with. It's only a problem when a crappy song like "fireflies" becomes popular. Then people get mad, because it does not belong there with the other songs that earned their place at the top of the charts. You are Owl City.
Your problem isn't only that your content is crap. It's also that you can't take criticism. You get butthurt at people when inevitably hate on your lame posts. If you posted better content you wouldn't be hated on. If you can't do that then you need to deal with it. If you can't do either of those things then expect to be a hate magnet.
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SonicTeam (11/16/2011) [-] Like I said before. I don't care. I'm not butthurt at all. I too make funny content. In fact, I made one about that song Escape: The Pina Colada Song. It got over 3300 thumbs. About 95% of the comments were all positive messages, yet there were still people stating that it wasn't funny. Everyone has that upon themselves. Not a single user here is loved by all and has no hate. I can take criticism. I always ask my friends about my post and they aren't afraid to speak their mind. I don't go off and pout about it. I just try again. Nuff Said. You can't please everyone, so just please those who care about you. Obviously you are that 99% who hate me, so I'll just please that 1% who does.
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I Am Monkey (11/16/2011) [-] Sure other top users get angry comments, but none even come close to the numbers you get. So they're either doing it because your post crappy content, or because you make yourself trollbait by getting butthurt. It's probably both.
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nsfwpolice **User deleted account** (11/04/2011) [-] That comment comp was hilarious. fuck fj for not letting that get frontpage.
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anonymous (10/17/2011) [-]
dude go eat a cock you posts are all shit you should probably just gtfo.
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trollbro **User deleted account** (09/20/2011) [-] I saw those repost, feelsbadman.jpg
Anyway, I wanted to say that I first saw your one, from the contest posted by big FAGGOT.
Peace
Anyway, I wanted to say that I first saw your one, from the contest posted by big FAGGOT.
Peace
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AnAwesomeAardvark (09/16/2011) [-] **AnAwesomeAardvark rolled user verdammt **
You are stop #5 on my journey through FJ's users!
http://funnyjunk.com/user/eziodefirenze/16#16
You are stop #5 on my journey through FJ's users!
http://funnyjunk.com/user/eziodefirenze/16#16
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seniorpokeman (08/06/2011) [-] FINE! I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND YOU FILTHY DOUBLE NIGGER!
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phoneman (08/04/2011) [-] If you call SonicTeam out on their shitty faggotry ruining FJ you get banned from commenting on the shit. Suddenly I can't say shit on half of FJ
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edzeppelin (03/15/2011) [-] And I was looking through your content- you should do another FJ classics comp. I remembered everything from that last one, loved the old stuff but I didn't make an account till 2 monthes ago.