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Consoles Owned: Walkman
Video Games Played: Battletoads 3D, Mike Tyson's Punch-Out
Date Signed Up:11/11/2008
Last Login:10/31/2014
Location:Jew York
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Content Ranking:#2367
Comment Ranking:#9
Highest Content Rank:#164
Highest Comment Rank:#2
Content Thumbs: 69667 total,  78179 ,  8512
Comment Thumbs: 260097 total,  275158 ,  15061
Content Level Progress: 87.1% (871/1000)
Level 268 Content: Pure Win → Level 269 Content: Pure Win
Comment Level Progress: Level Maxed!
Subscribers:94
Content Views:1888813
Times Content Favorited:4981 times
Total Comments Made:12902
FJ Points:133396
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    Grammar Nazi Grammar Nazi
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    The Obama The Obama
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    Seems Legit Seems Legit
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    Here it is Here it is
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#39 - Picture 3 hours ago on Olympics 3000 years 0
#193 - Picture 10 hours ago on I Am Monkey's profile 0
#23 - Picture 12 hours ago on WTF did you just say?! +36
#12 - Be thankful that the Dorito Pope has graced your desktop.  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on MntDew.exe +41
#32 - misanthrizzle (5 hours ago) [-]
#32 - I don't believe you. 12 hours ago on BILL FUCKING MURRAY on... +29
#5 - Everybody gets one  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2014 on Jesus? +157
#33 - lvlonemeepo (17 hours ago) [-]
Sometimes I go through a day and I wonder, Is that shit real? Did that happen? This worlds so wierd sometimes. That I whole-heartedly believe jesus thumbed him up there and "how to save a life- the fray" 'd him.
#164 - Picture 10/30/2014 on Amusing News 0
#23 - Road Runner would win and anyone who disagrees is stupid.  [+] (7 new replies) 10/30/2014 on Mjolnir +2
User avatar #80 - dannyxv (23 hours ago) [-]
Freeman will die on Halloween. Meep Meep
#362 - anonasuser (14 hours ago) [-]
favorited in case freeman dies
#32 - worldofwarcraftdog (10/30/2014) [-]
hes right you know

meepmeep
User avatar #25 - licestr (10/30/2014) [-]
except that flash ocne ran to the end of the universe at 500 times the speed of light, but w/e.
User avatar #72 - Thundergod (10/30/2014) [-]
And the Roadrunner is a Warner Brothers cartoon, thus, no matter how fast the Flash goes, the Roadrunner shall ALWAYS get there before him, meep-meep in his face, and then run off.
User avatar #71 - darthblam (10/30/2014) [-]
But the road runner is a cheating fuck that ignores all possible and reasonable physics.. because Chuck Jones.
User avatar #94 - admiralen (23 hours ago) [-]
>Implying the flash doesnt
#11 - Shooting rampage cat in the making 10/30/2014 on Snipers!! +1
#18 - Picture  [+] (14 new replies) 10/30/2014 on Feminist Vegans +92
User avatar #151 - Amaze (13 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #85 - chenn (18 hours ago) [-]
>Labradoodle
Well some really weird beastiality shit must've happened then.
User avatar #83 - IGotThis (18 hours ago) [-]
OKLAHOMA
#59 - thehorrorthehorror (21 hours ago) [-]
"Of"
User avatar #43 - cubanwhiteman (10/30/2014) [-]
HEY FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
THE WORD CHOOSE IS MY TRIGGER.
#36 - mvtjets (10/30/2014) [-]
[PTSD intensifies]
#30 - quoterox (10/30/2014) [-]
You fucking shitlord, i was raped by a Canadian Marmoset in Oklahoma city.

#TRIGGER'D
#28 - aejann (10/30/2014) [-]
Every word is my trigger. Don't speak to me.
#27 - Seanxone (10/30/2014) [-]
"Cardio"
User avatar #26 - agentdennis (10/30/2014) [-]
A is my trigger asshole!
User avatar #24 - thetom (10/30/2014) [-]
I just love that words like linoleum and crisp are on the cover
User avatar #20 - warioteam (10/30/2014) [-]
so, what, am i just supposed to never speak, as a SINGLE string of vibrations from my vocal cords i emit MIGHT offend some attention grabbing speshul snowflake?
#99 - goddamnitnedra (17 hours ago) [-]
Or you know, you could just start not giving a fuck and politely face their rage like a champ.
User avatar #19 - sspacecore (10/30/2014) [-]
CAREFULNESS IS MY TRIGGER, YOU CIS SCUM!!!!1!!ONE!!!1!!!!

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#80 - anon (08/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
stickied
You are a worthless piece of ****
User avatar #192 - jorgethemaster (12 hours ago) [-]
You are Monkey.
#191 - psychadelicace ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
</3
#190 - psychadelicace ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
Sorry <3
#188 - tailsx (09/30/2014) [-]
From what I have been hearing about Destiny, I am glad I stuck with Warframe
#186 - slothminator (09/23/2014) [-]
Here. You can have this
User avatar #187 to #186 - I Am Monkey (09/24/2014) [-]
Thank.
#184 - itsthetie (09/15/2014) [-]
Dude, you always leave the best comments, luv ya
Dude, you always leave the best comments, luv ya
User avatar #185 to #184 - I Am Monkey (09/16/2014) [-]
Thank
#181 - icrapgoldndiamonds (08/15/2014) [-]
i subbed coz you post funny **** .....i like funny **** , have a good day dude
User avatar #179 - plumpbooty (08/13/2014) [-]
you want to actually succed in life?

dont listen to ducks reposted from 9gag


pls don't ban
#177 - include (08/13/2014) [-]
Do you ever respond back to your profile comments?
User avatar #178 to #177 - I Am Monkey (08/13/2014) [-]
Rarely
User avatar #180 to #178 - include (08/13/2014) [-]
I figured
#176 - anon (08/05/2014) [-]
Just wanted you to know, you're my favorite person on Funnyjunk. I love reading your comments, they always manage to make my day ; u ; Thank you for that.
Pls keep being amazing.
#175 - include (08/02/2014) [-]
Hello Monkey.
User avatar #172 - studbeefpile (08/01/2014) [-]
Hey man, I know ********** is a ****** , but he ain't mean no harm. He is jus a boi tryin to find his whey in the worl. 2048 hours is an awful lot, don't you think?
User avatar #173 to #172 - I Am Monkey (08/01/2014) [-]
I only flagged him once for gore. I don't know why the ban is that long unless this is like his thousandth offence.
User avatar #174 to #173 - studbeefpile (08/02/2014) [-]
Oh, I see. I will miss him a bunch.

If only there was some way to reduce the ban time....
#170 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
You banned ********** again.
I like the cut of your jib.
User avatar #170 - ffffyou (04/10/2014) [-]
oh wow...finally accepted
User avatar #168 - roflstorm (04/09/2014) [-]
Good god how long ago did i send that request?
User avatar #169 to #168 - I Am Monkey (04/10/2014) [-]
Idk I just accepted like 120 of them. Honestly, I forgot that friend requests existed for a while.
User avatar #165 - revengeforfreeze (04/05/2014) [-]
plez halp
User avatar #166 to #165 - I Am Monkey (04/07/2014) [-]
Both of them in late 2012
#163 - anon (03/13/2014) [-]
You are a valuable human being
#151 - posttwo (02/12/2014) [-]
Hi dad.
User avatar #152 to #151 - I Am Monkey (02/12/2014) [-]
Dammit, she said she had an abortion.
#150 - Marker (02/08/2014) [-]
New bestseller on FJ
User avatar #149 - ied (01/22/2014) [-]
Selling points?
User avatar #160 to #149 - I Am Monkey (02/20/2014) [-]
If by "points", you mean crystal meth.
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