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Consoles Owned: Walkman
Video Games Played: Battletoads 3D, Mike Tyson's Punch-Out
Date Signed Up:11/11/2008
Last Login:10/24/2014
Location:Jew York
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    Grammar Nazi Grammar Nazi
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    The Obama The Obama
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    Seems Legit Seems Legit
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    How The EU Works How The EU Works
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    Obama Vs. Ice Cream Obama Vs. Ice Cream
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    Here it is Here it is
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#23 - Ebonics ************ . Do you speak it?  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on PREACH +6
User avatar #30 - hadrian (3 hours ago) [-]
Wow, they misspelled "y'all" on the album cover.
#13 - Have you read all the stories about what Zeus did? You mig… 4 hours ago on Lazy Greeks? No waaaay! +37
#3 - Picture 4 hours ago on Old people +1
#21 - Picture 5 hours ago on Disregard the constabulary +4
#11 - Picture 5 hours ago on *Privilege Checking... +3
#16 - Picture 5 hours ago on Feels +2
#2 - Picture 5 hours ago on finding honor +4
#30 - Never said they did, but they certainly **** with…  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on meanwhile in RUssia, comp.4 0
User avatar #31 - captainprincess (5 hours ago) [-]
Ok so we've got Chechnya

Sad to say Chechnya's fucking haven't done much to Russia's superpower presence
I guess I should rephrase the question to "Who [out of all the nations who would pose an actual threat] is going to fuck with them"
#40 - Attacking Canada is like starting a fight with the nice, quiet… 5 hours ago on Political Correctness kills +3
#28 - Chechnya  [+] (3 new replies) 5 hours ago on meanwhile in RUssia, comp.4 0
User avatar #29 - captainprincess (5 hours ago) [-]
Ah yes
Chechnya who infamously put Russia to it's knees and fucked it dry, and thus we see the lasting damage in a weakened and subdued Russia today

Oh wait
User avatar #30 - I Am Monkey (5 hours ago) [-]
Never said they did, but they certainly fuck with them. They're a massive military nuisance.
User avatar #31 - captainprincess (5 hours ago) [-]
Ok so we've got Chechnya

Sad to say Chechnya's fucking haven't done much to Russia's superpower presence
I guess I should rephrase the question to "Who [out of all the nations who would pose an actual threat] is going to fuck with them"

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#80 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
stickied
You are a worthless piece of ****
#188 - tailsx (09/30/2014) [-]
From what I have been hearing about Destiny, I am glad I stuck with Warframe
#186 - slothminator ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
Here. You can have this
User avatar #187 to #186 - I Am Monkey (09/24/2014) [-]
Thank.
#184 - itsthetie ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Dude, you always leave the best comments, luv ya
Dude, you always leave the best comments, luv ya
User avatar #185 to #184 - I Am Monkey (09/16/2014) [-]
Thank
#181 - icrapgoldndiamonds (08/15/2014) [-]
i subbed coz you post funny **** .....i like funny **** , have a good day dude
User avatar #179 - plumpbooty (08/13/2014) [-]
you want to actually succed in life?

dont listen to ducks reposted from 9gag


pls don't ban
#177 - include (08/13/2014) [-]
Do you ever respond back to your profile comments?
User avatar #178 to #177 - I Am Monkey (08/13/2014) [-]
Rarely
User avatar #180 to #178 - include (08/13/2014) [-]
I figured
#176 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/05/2014) [-]
Just wanted you to know, you're my favorite person on Funnyjunk. I love reading your comments, they always manage to make my day ; u ; Thank you for that.
Pls keep being amazing.
#175 - include (08/02/2014) [-]
Hello Monkey.
User avatar #172 - studbeefpile (08/01/2014) [-]
Hey man, I know ********** is a ****** , but he ain't mean no harm. He is jus a boi tryin to find his whey in the worl. 2048 hours is an awful lot, don't you think?
User avatar #173 to #172 - I Am Monkey (08/01/2014) [-]
I only flagged him once for gore. I don't know why the ban is that long unless this is like his thousandth offence.
User avatar #174 to #173 - studbeefpile (08/02/2014) [-]
Oh, I see. I will miss him a bunch.

If only there was some way to reduce the ban time....
#170 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
You banned ********** again.
I like the cut of your jib.
User avatar #170 - ffffyou (04/10/2014) [-]
oh wow...finally accepted
User avatar #168 - roflstorm (04/09/2014) [-]
Good god how long ago did i send that request?
User avatar #169 to #168 - I Am Monkey (04/10/2014) [-]
Idk I just accepted like 120 of them. Honestly, I forgot that friend requests existed for a while.
User avatar #165 - revengeforfreeze (04/05/2014) [-]
plez halp
User avatar #166 to #165 - I Am Monkey (04/07/2014) [-]
Both of them in late 2012
#163 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/13/2014) [-]
You are a valuable human being
#151 - posttwo (02/12/2014) [-]
Hi dad.
User avatar #152 to #151 - I Am Monkey (02/12/2014) [-]
Dammit, she said she had an abortion.
#150 - Marker (02/08/2014) [-]
New bestseller on FJ
User avatar #149 - ied (01/22/2014) [-]
Selling points?
User avatar #160 to #149 - I Am Monkey (02/20/2014) [-]
If by "points", you mean crystal meth.
User avatar #145 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (01/11/2014) [-]
bai
User avatar #142 - clappedcrack (01/09/2014) [-]
do you just use the same 3 pictures in every comment?
User avatar #143 to #142 - I Am Monkey (01/10/2014) [-]
Yep; The baby face, the gif of the guy shrugging from the Misfits and Walter White with animated wrinkles.
User avatar #144 to #143 - clappedcrack (01/10/2014) [-]
I knew it
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