I Am Monkey

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"The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing of dank memes" -Lou Gehrigcomment
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Consoles Owned: Walkman
Video Games Played: Battletoads 3D, Mike Tyson's Punch-Out
Date Signed Up:11/11/2008
Last Login:1/31/2015
Location:Jew York
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#17 - >I can't control the heat in my apartment >It's alwa…  [+] (1 new reply) 17 hours ago on Lex luthors most evil plan +36
#20 - malachicthulhu (13 hours ago) [-]
Welcome to FunnyJunk.
#124 - I used to preorder games from devs that I 100% trust to make a…  [+] (3 new replies) 17 hours ago on Ubisoft has done it again. +6
#181 - slightly (13 hours ago) [-]
Except for the ending, Mass Effect 3 was a fucking superb game.
User avatar #169 - scowler (14 hours ago) [-]
If you're pissed about the state of gaming, why not start your own studio?
User avatar #155 - deathchain (15 hours ago) [-]
Irrational's director shut it down himself after releasing Bioshock Infinite, because he wasn't happy with what it ended up being. It became more about shooting and action than the original Bioshock's exploration and discovery. He foresaw the path Irrational was on and stopped it before it enter freefall.

I'm not saying that Infinite was a bad game, it was very good in its own right, but it didn't feel like a Bioshock game to me, more like a shooter with Bioshock elements worked in.
#13 - Gifs of animals going fast are much more fun to watch than the…  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on Show us the meaning of... +6
#15 - anonymous (14 hours ago) [-]
Mo fukken poonikins!
#10 - Winner: John Cena 20 hours ago on GTA V Truck wrestling move +17
#3 - Picture 20 hours ago on Dat Face +4
#14 - I remember Bicentennial Man as being great, but apparently it …  [+] (4 new replies) 20 hours ago on #thumbwhoring +41
#149 - dogfoodtaco (2 hours ago) [-]
That's fucking heresy. That movie was fucking awesome. Watch it again. gif not related
User avatar #23 - mondprinzessin (16 hours ago) [-]
It is great. And all the "robots can have feelings and be alive" movies coming out today are shit compared to it. Nothing comes close.
User avatar #18 - demented (19 hours ago) [-]
it's a good movie in fact it's probably my favorite of his movies
#17 - muffinssnuffims (20 hours ago) [-]
I only saw it recently (in fact, only about a month before he died) and had never heard of it, nor did I know the context of exactly when it was made.

It IS great. Anyone who says otherwise doesn't know what the fuck they are talking about.
#21 - >Wormhole  [+] (1 new reply) 21 hours ago on Tyson causes brain implosion +108
User avatar #74 - hokeymon (9 hours ago) [-]
[spoiler] Parasites bursting our of your arse?
Yes, get that image into your head. [/spoiler]
#20 - Picture 21 hours ago on Tyson causes brain implosion +23
#11 - LaughingShaman.rockpeg  [+] (2 new replies) 21 hours ago on AIDS Patient Zero +32
User avatar #59 - ballsmcfrenz (8 hours ago) [-]
.rockpeg made me kek out loud
#50 - tendoe (9 hours ago) [-]
Is that Karl Pilkington?
#15 - Picture 21 hours ago on Can I Join You Boys In The... +3
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#80 - anonymous (08/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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You are a worthless piece of ****
#238 - tiles (01/27/2015) [-]
**tiles used "*roll picture*"**
**tiles rolled image** Nipple clamps
User avatar #237 - bitchitroll (01/27/2015) [-]
nipple clamps
User avatar #236 - redstonealchemist (01/27/2015) [-]
Nipple Clamps.
#235 - superblade ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
Who's being drawing DICKS?
User avatar #234 - gottacatchthemall (01/14/2015) [-]
Kinda sucks with the mod thing :[
User avatar #233 - joaomartins (01/14/2015) [-]
Weren't you a mod ?
User avatar #230 - superblade ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
Do you believe in magic?
User avatar #231 to #230 - I Am Monkey (01/14/2015) [-]
Of course. How else would magnets work?
User avatar #232 to #231 - superblade ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
Also linkara gun
User avatar #228 - kingdufbeer (01/13/2015) [-]
Why aren't you a mod anymore?
User avatar #226 - superblade ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
At least now everyone can see how much blue your name is
#225 - walcorn (01/13/2015) [-]
rip Meme Poop
rip Meme Poop
User avatar #223 - tehbestever (01/13/2015) [-]
welcome to the club
#222 - turdvang (01/13/2015) [-]
ALL PRAISE THE MEME POPE!
ALL PRAISE THE MEME POPE!
#221 - friedgreenpomatoes (01/12/2015) [-]
thank you meme pope
#220 - drongus (01/12/2015) [-]
new meme shipment
#209 - I Am Monkey (01/11/2015) [-]
Before anyone asks. I was demodded for asking Admin if I could be appointed "Meme Pope".
He said I was in danger of "going rogue" and preemptively demodded me.
User avatar #210 to #209 - Marker ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
yeah but he told postie to re-add you whenever he feels like it
User avatar #211 to #210 - postie (01/11/2015) [-]
I'll do it whenever...
User avatar #212 to #211 - Marker ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
soulda seen that coming
User avatar #213 to #212 - postie (01/11/2015) [-]
No one ever does...
User avatar #214 to #213 - phanact (01/11/2015) [-]
I do, if it matters. Can't call posttwo postie anymore
User avatar #216 to #214 - postie (01/11/2015) [-]
Oh, so someone outside of Shin does actually know I exist.
Thanks.
User avatar #215 to #214 - posttwo (01/11/2015) [-]
alt+0173
User avatar #217 to #215 - phanact (01/11/2015) [-]
implying I have time for that ****
I don't make over 300,000 comments by posting ****** little word seperators
#219 to #218 - phanact (01/11/2015) [-]
Alrighty. Seeya <3
Alrighty. Seeya <3
User avatar #208 - gottacatchthemall (01/10/2015) [-]
Hello, friend
How come you've only got 200+ comments here?
User avatar #202 - superblade ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
Look like you got promote
User avatar #203 to #202 - I Am Monkey (01/05/2015) [-]
I got demoted twice for doing ******* . I will probably continue to do ******* .
User avatar #204 to #203 - superblade ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
What kind of ******* you did?
User avatar #205 to #204 - I Am Monkey (01/05/2015) [-]
The only kind of ******* . I don't really do anything, like ever. Apparently they started demoting people who aren't doing their job. It only took them a year to get around to it.
User avatar #206 to #205 - superblade ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
Sound like you don't want to be mod
User avatar #207 to #206 - I Am Monkey (01/05/2015) [-]
I do, but it's my last year at college and I've got a ******* of work, so the interpipes aren't always a priority.
User avatar #201 - admin (01/01/2015) [-]
happy new years from Admin <3
User avatar #200 - admin (01/01/2015) [-]
happy new years from Admin <3
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