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#204 - Can we agree at least, that without the fight for the market f…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2014 on more tumblr stuff +1
User avatar #206 - deathleprechaun (02/04/2014) [-]
Yes.
#105 - Put his entire pony collection horizontally up his anus? 02/04/2014 on The cringest 0
#103 - I feel so bad for his father  [+] (2 new replies) 02/03/2014 on The cringest 0
User avatar #104 - melontwilight (02/03/2014) [-]
I don't even know what I would do if my son told me that.
User avatar #105 - HypomanDan (02/04/2014) [-]
Put his entire pony collection horizontally up his anus?
#6 - That was pretty hard to get through 02/03/2014 on Autism Intensifies +3
#3 - Comment deleted 02/03/2014 on The Panda talks Justin Beiber 0
#100 - Same, I miss old crash. I saw someone playing a crash bandicoo…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2014 on feeltime 0
User avatar #105 - captaintoasty (01/29/2014) [-]
Not gonna lie, the new games just make me sad to call them Crash games. They're a little enjoyable if you ignore that fact.
#98 - The levels where you had a goal, and the idea was to keep stee…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/29/2014 on feeltime 0
User avatar #99 - captaintoasty (01/29/2014) [-]
Oh yeah. Those were awesome. I kicked my sisters ass at those.
User avatar #100 - HypomanDan (01/29/2014) [-]
Same, I miss old crash. I saw someone playing a crash bandicoot game on xbox 360 a few years ago and it just made me sad to see what has happened to him
User avatar #105 - captaintoasty (01/29/2014) [-]
Not gonna lie, the new games just make me sad to call them Crash games. They're a little enjoyable if you ignore that fact.
#60 - They taste incredible 01/29/2014 on this is the coolest thing 0
#96 - The ice levels were the worst. but I absolutely loathed the ra…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/29/2014 on feeltime 0
#97 - captaintoasty (01/29/2014) [-]
Now that we've discussed it, I don't know if I have a favorite part of that game.
User avatar #98 - HypomanDan (01/29/2014) [-]
The levels where you had a goal, and the idea was to keep steel balls out of you goal but get as many into the opponents goal as possible, and you could grab them and fire them with your cart thing. They were fun levels
User avatar #99 - captaintoasty (01/29/2014) [-]
Oh yeah. Those were awesome. I kicked my sisters ass at those.
User avatar #100 - HypomanDan (01/29/2014) [-]
Same, I miss old crash. I saw someone playing a crash bandicoot game on xbox 360 a few years ago and it just made me sad to see what has happened to him
User avatar #105 - captaintoasty (01/29/2014) [-]
Not gonna lie, the new games just make me sad to call them Crash games. They're a little enjoyable if you ignore that fact.
#94 - Crash bash had some awesome levels, manic panic was incredible  [+] (7 new replies) 01/29/2014 on feeltime 0
User avatar #95 - captaintoasty (01/29/2014) [-]
Oh sweet Jesus I remember getting fuking PISSED at the brawl levels. You know, the ones where you throw crates and tnt at your enemies.
User avatar #96 - HypomanDan (01/29/2014) [-]
The ice levels were the worst. but I absolutely loathed the racing levels
#97 - captaintoasty (01/29/2014) [-]
Now that we've discussed it, I don't know if I have a favorite part of that game.
User avatar #98 - HypomanDan (01/29/2014) [-]
The levels where you had a goal, and the idea was to keep steel balls out of you goal but get as many into the opponents goal as possible, and you could grab them and fire them with your cart thing. They were fun levels
User avatar #99 - captaintoasty (01/29/2014) [-]
Oh yeah. Those were awesome. I kicked my sisters ass at those.
User avatar #100 - HypomanDan (01/29/2014) [-]
Same, I miss old crash. I saw someone playing a crash bandicoot game on xbox 360 a few years ago and it just made me sad to see what has happened to him
User avatar #105 - captaintoasty (01/29/2014) [-]
Not gonna lie, the new games just make me sad to call them Crash games. They're a little enjoyable if you ignore that fact.

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User avatar #41 - novabird ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
also found this a while ago.
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User avatar #46 to #41 - HypomanDan (11/27/2012) [-]
I did, where do you stand on his points
User avatar #47 to #46 - novabird ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
i was looking at the grow sneaker contest, what do you mean by points?
User avatar #48 to #47 - HypomanDan (11/27/2012) [-]
His ideas on bio engineering and activists
User avatar #49 to #48 - novabird ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
it's no different than a leather factory aside the fact that they alter the pigment dna to match other colors and patterns, the prices seem in perspective with the difficulty of the task as well, it seems the activists are only complaining because of the dna alterations, this complaining is pointless because they have made shoes from stingray for 1000s of years, there's nothing wrong with altering the color of an animal to make it more suited for it's intended end, it's no different than any other fish farm used to produce masses of food with the exception that they are making leather instead of food, not that they couldn't can the meat and have it ready for consumption, activists like to complain, if there was peace in this world they would still find something to complain about and protest, i'm sure there's a better way of putting it, but for now this will do quite nicely.
User avatar #50 to #49 - HypomanDan (11/27/2012) [-]
The katana I have ordered uses genuine ray skin for its handle. anywho, I'm off. I have tafe tomorrow
User avatar #51 to #50 - novabird ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
i have a damascus katana made with genuine rayskin in the grip, it cost 150$ on ebay.
User avatar #52 to #51 - HypomanDan (11/27/2012) [-]
genuine sword, 1095 high carbon steel clay tempered edge, hand forged, $220
User avatar #53 to #52 - novabird ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
good deal, mines also genuine, but i couldn't find a clay tempered damascus sword for under 300 when i looked so i settled with the next best thing.
User avatar #54 to #53 - HypomanDan (11/27/2012) [-]
I never really understood Damascus, as far as I'm aware its a coated blade, oh well. when it arrives we can compare. night mate, take care
User avatar #55 to #54 - novabird ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
damascus is folded steel, if you want a good sword get a clay tempered damascus sword with a blood groove so it's stronger and more flexible, plus it will hold an edge much longer, mine is only one stage below the best you can buy because it wasn't clay tempered.
User avatar #56 to #55 - HypomanDan (11/28/2012) [-]
I dislike blood grooves on katana's as they are not original / traditional, i like flat edged blades, if you get my meaning
User avatar #57 to #56 - novabird ONLINE (11/29/2012) [-]
understood.
User avatar #18 - novabird ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
and this is how to troll properly.
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/4258726/Don+t+touch+me/26#26
some haters were saying they hate birds, so i got even.
User avatar #19 to #18 - HypomanDan (11/27/2012) [-]
ba ba ba bird is the word
User avatar #20 to #19 - novabird ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
and now this is how to really rub it in.
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4261549/white+vs+black/11#11
User avatar #21 to #20 - HypomanDan (11/27/2012) [-]
So did you google it yet?
User avatar #22 to #21 - novabird ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
nope.
User avatar #23 to #22 - HypomanDan (11/27/2012) [-]
Are you suuuuuuure?
User avatar #24 to #23 - novabird ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
there are some questions better not asked on the internet.
User avatar #25 to #24 - HypomanDan (11/27/2012) [-]
Yet seem better with an accompanying answer, so what was the story with the bird hater
User avatar #26 to #25 - novabird ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
did you see the 2 posts below my purple lines?
i'm not sure of what exactly their problem was but they decided to post disgusting comments about hating birds and killing birds and getting off to it, so i posted tons of birds right above theirs.
User avatar #27 to #26 - HypomanDan (11/27/2012) [-]
I did not see that
User avatar #28 to #27 - novabird ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
yup, those douchebags deserve worse though for thinking such things.
User avatar #29 to #28 - HypomanDan (11/27/2012) [-]
You should take a bird dump on their heads
User avatar #30 to #29 - novabird ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
chances are the bad karma they have started will do just that, or much worse.
User avatar #31 to #30 - HypomanDan (11/27/2012) [-]
so, long day?
User avatar #32 to #31 - novabird ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
nope, this is one of my days off, i'm just hoping i don't have to summon an army to deal with the bad troll that was around about a week ago.
User avatar #33 to #32 - HypomanDan (11/27/2012) [-]
hmmm sounds fun
User avatar #34 to #33 - novabird ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
**novabird grins maliciously**
only if i get lucky and meet them in person.
User avatar #35 to #34 - HypomanDan (11/27/2012) [-]
HypomanDan doesn't know to do that
User avatar #40 to #35 - novabird ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
it has to be *me* not your user name.
User avatar #42 to #40 - HypomanDan (11/27/2012) [-]
**HypomanDan now feels quite stupid**
User avatar #43 to #42 - novabird ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
and viola there you have it.
User avatar #36 to #35 - novabird ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
(*)me then say what you want(*)
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*me then say what you want*
User avatar #37 to #36 - novabird ONLINE (11/27/2012) [-]
**novabird then say what you want**
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*me then say what you want*
User avatar #44 to #37 - HypomanDan (11/27/2012) [-]
thanks
User avatar #39 to #37 - HypomanDan (11/27/2012) [-]
i guess not
User avatar #38 to #37 - HypomanDan (11/27/2012) [-]
*HypomanDan so I only have one star either side*
User avatar #1 - novabird ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
figured i would let you know that the really bad troll that blasted all of funnyjunk with spam and proxy red thumbs may be coming back, my friend harvesterofsouls told me he/she got a pm stating that the troll wasn't finished yet, so i'm warning everyone i know so they can be ready.
User avatar #2 to #1 - HypomanDan (11/26/2012) [-]
That is the first I have heard of any of this, thanks though. I hope Nova is well
User avatar #3 to #2 - novabird ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
yup, i'm well, the last time this troll attacked i lost over 100 thumbs in a matter of an hour and he posted all hail darkjustifLer all over front page comment sections trying to get a friend of mine into trouble by matching his name with an L instead of an I so it was hard to tell them apart and he posted using multiple proxy accounts as well so he could keep spamming after being banned.
User avatar #4 to #3 - HypomanDan (11/26/2012) [-]
So pretty much just don't comment on anything for a while
User avatar #5 to #4 - novabird ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
not yet, keep your eyes open though for tons of spam and red thumbs and then avoid openly commenting or you'll get blasted, my friend harvesterofsouls is looking to marshal the fleets and get everyone ready to fight back if the **** hits the fan again so we don't take any losses and can track this troll down to its source for just punishment.
User avatar #6 to #5 - HypomanDan (11/26/2012) [-]
Righto, thanks for the heads up
User avatar #7 to #6 - novabird ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
will do, i have also sent a message to my other friends and were getting everyone we can just in case.
User avatar #8 to #7 - HypomanDan (11/26/2012) [-]
Ill keep an open eye
User avatar #9 to #8 - novabird ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
will do. everyone we tell will be able to keep an open eye, 2 heads are better than 1 as they say.
User avatar #10 to #9 - HypomanDan (11/26/2012) [-]
I have no other friends...
User avatar #11 to #10 - novabird ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
holy **** , i never noticed that.
ok then let people who look like they can help know about it if you feel like it.
might be able to help you out with this conundrum i didn't notice as well, not sure yet.
User avatar #12 to #11 - HypomanDan (11/26/2012) [-]
Thats ok
User avatar #13 to #12 - novabird ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
don't forget to have fun, smell me later!
User avatar #14 to #13 - HypomanDan (11/26/2012) [-]
Do I have to wait till later?
User avatar #15 to #14 - novabird ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
not rally.
User avatar #16 to #15 - HypomanDan (11/26/2012) [-]
Take care mate
User avatar #17 to #16 - novabird ONLINE (11/26/2012) [-]
will do.
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