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Hyperman

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Date Signed Up:3/05/2010
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#119 - no D:< the kid at my school. do you or do you NOT read?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2010 on WHERE IS YOUR GOD +1
User avatar #121 - embugaboo (05/24/2010) [-]
I do. I'm just confused because you said this kid in my kid. So I panicked and quickly thought of something semi-logical. but now i get it.
#115 - he doesn't think evolution exists, as in its a lie. that god a…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2010 on WHERE IS YOUR GOD +1
User avatar #116 - embugaboo (05/24/2010) [-]
you mean the dude that posted this??? woah. super kewl beans.
User avatar #119 - Hyperman (05/24/2010) [-]
no D:< the kid at my school. do you or do you NOT read?
User avatar #121 - embugaboo (05/24/2010) [-]
I do. I'm just confused because you said this kid in my kid. So I panicked and quickly thought of something semi-logical. but now i get it.
#111 - what i find funny is this kid in my kid doesn't believe that e…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/24/2010 on WHERE IS YOUR GOD +1
User avatar #113 - embugaboo (05/24/2010) [-]
wait. what?
User avatar #115 - Hyperman (05/24/2010) [-]
he doesn't think evolution exists, as in its a lie. that god allows us to have food and such -.-
User avatar #116 - embugaboo (05/24/2010) [-]
you mean the dude that posted this??? woah. super kewl beans.
User avatar #119 - Hyperman (05/24/2010) [-]
no D:< the kid at my school. do you or do you NOT read?
User avatar #121 - embugaboo (05/24/2010) [-]
I do. I'm just confused because you said this kid in my kid. So I panicked and quickly thought of something semi-logical. but now i get it.
#317 - Hey homer. i destroyed the donut shop an burned all your beer.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2010 on OH HOMER 0
#318 - themachinist (05/24/2010) [-]
Why? WHYYYY!? Why did tyou burn the beer when you could've given it to ME? I could be drunk right now! WHYYY!!???
User avatar #319 - Hyperman (05/24/2010) [-]
because the beer was a lie O_O
#2 - duude douchebag thumbed me down XD 05/24/2010 on dexters lab +3
#54 - no the angel of death is *points at a man in a big black hood*… 05/24/2010 on TheJosephStalin's profile 0
#52 - well uh...i kinda stole it from the grim reaper  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2010 on TheJosephStalin's profile 0
User avatar #53 - TheJosephStalin (05/24/2010) [-]
Bitch, I am the reaper! *jarring chord*
User avatar #54 - Hyperman (05/24/2010) [-]
no the angel of death is *points at a man in a big black hood* he also wants his scythe back.. so bye bye mommy :D *fades away with the reaper and the scythe*
#50 - *stabs scythe in your back then runs away crying to america*  [+] (4 new replies) 05/24/2010 on TheJosephStalin's profile 0
User avatar #51 - TheJosephStalin (05/24/2010) [-]
STALIN CANNAE BE STOPPED BY BLADES!
User avatar #52 - Hyperman (05/24/2010) [-]
well uh...i kinda stole it from the grim reaper
User avatar #53 - TheJosephStalin (05/24/2010) [-]
Bitch, I am the reaper! *jarring chord*
User avatar #54 - Hyperman (05/24/2010) [-]
no the angel of death is *points at a man in a big black hood* he also wants his scythe back.. so bye bye mommy :D *fades away with the reaper and the scythe*
#65 - Its called chivalry and i agree 05/24/2010 on One reason why having a... 0
#1 - *takes your comment virginity* btw I Love You <3 05/24/2010 on SexyMisty's profile 0
#48 - *covers tank hole with a few rocks then moves out of the way a…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/24/2010 on TheJosephStalin's profile 0
User avatar #49 - TheJosephStalin (05/24/2010) [-]
GTFO. I HAVE NO SON.
User avatar #50 - Hyperman (05/24/2010) [-]
*stabs scythe in your back then runs away crying to america*
User avatar #51 - TheJosephStalin (05/24/2010) [-]
STALIN CANNAE BE STOPPED BY BLADES!
User avatar #52 - Hyperman (05/24/2010) [-]
well uh...i kinda stole it from the grim reaper
User avatar #53 - TheJosephStalin (05/24/2010) [-]
Bitch, I am the reaper! *jarring chord*
User avatar #54 - Hyperman (05/24/2010) [-]
no the angel of death is *points at a man in a big black hood* he also wants his scythe back.. so bye bye mommy :D *fades away with the reaper and the scythe*
#116 - well you see i a tiny an i found your neck. in fact i'm in you…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2010 on Boobies For Nerds. 0
#118 - CakeLies (05/24/2010) [-]
fuck.
User avatar #119 - Hyperman (05/25/2010) [-]
yup *goes deeper in your ear and stabs your ear drum with a rusted knife*
#121 - xXdrejjXx (07/05/2010) [-]
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
#114 - well uh....how sould i tell you this....Your dead :/ i snapped…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/23/2010 on Boobies For Nerds. 0
#115 - CakeLies (05/23/2010) [-]
I have no neck,I am only a fraction of my face.
User avatar #116 - Hyperman (05/24/2010) [-]
well you see i a tiny an i found your neck. in fact i'm in your ear right now
#118 - CakeLies (05/24/2010) [-]
fuck.
User avatar #119 - Hyperman (05/25/2010) [-]
yup *goes deeper in your ear and stabs your ear drum with a rusted knife*
#121 - xXdrejjXx (07/05/2010) [-]
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
#46 - *points scythe at you* youll have to fight me first.  [+] (8 new replies) 05/23/2010 on TheJosephStalin's profile 0
User avatar #47 - TheJosephStalin (05/23/2010) [-]
*Points tank at you* I. Win.
User avatar #48 - Hyperman (05/24/2010) [-]
*covers tank hole with a few rocks then moves out of the way and sits next to stalin* mom, do you not love me because i'm a failure v.v
User avatar #49 - TheJosephStalin (05/24/2010) [-]
GTFO. I HAVE NO SON.
User avatar #50 - Hyperman (05/24/2010) [-]
*stabs scythe in your back then runs away crying to america*
User avatar #51 - TheJosephStalin (05/24/2010) [-]
STALIN CANNAE BE STOPPED BY BLADES!
User avatar #52 - Hyperman (05/24/2010) [-]
well uh...i kinda stole it from the grim reaper
User avatar #53 - TheJosephStalin (05/24/2010) [-]
Bitch, I am the reaper! *jarring chord*
User avatar #54 - Hyperman (05/24/2010) [-]
no the angel of death is *points at a man in a big black hood* he also wants his scythe back.. so bye bye mommy :D *fades away with the reaper and the scythe*
#44 - HI MOM!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!  [+] (10 new replies) 05/23/2010 on TheJosephStalin's profile 0
User avatar #45 - TheJosephStalin (05/23/2010) [-]
I AM NEITHER A FEMALE NOR A FATHER. TAKE HIM TO THE GULAG.
User avatar #46 - Hyperman (05/23/2010) [-]
*points scythe at you* youll have to fight me first.
User avatar #47 - TheJosephStalin (05/23/2010) [-]
*Points tank at you* I. Win.
User avatar #48 - Hyperman (05/24/2010) [-]
*covers tank hole with a few rocks then moves out of the way and sits next to stalin* mom, do you not love me because i'm a failure v.v
User avatar #49 - TheJosephStalin (05/24/2010) [-]
GTFO. I HAVE NO SON.
User avatar #50 - Hyperman (05/24/2010) [-]
*stabs scythe in your back then runs away crying to america*
User avatar #51 - TheJosephStalin (05/24/2010) [-]
STALIN CANNAE BE STOPPED BY BLADES!
User avatar #52 - Hyperman (05/24/2010) [-]
well uh...i kinda stole it from the grim reaper
User avatar #53 - TheJosephStalin (05/24/2010) [-]
Bitch, I am the reaper! *jarring chord*
User avatar #54 - Hyperman (05/24/2010) [-]
no the angel of death is *points at a man in a big black hood* he also wants his scythe back.. so bye bye mommy :D *fades away with the reaper and the scythe*
#111 - no we bargain for your soul...then we trade it for a cookie &l…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/23/2010 on Boobies For Nerds. 0
#113 - CakeLies (05/23/2010) [-]
I,have,no soul.I,am,Staredad!

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User avatar #120 - HOLY FUCK (06/12/2010) [-]
sir u are awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #114 - Hyperman (05/23/2010) [-]
well uh....how sould i tell you this....Your dead :/ i snapped your neck a few minutes ago and well now i have to guide you to hell....just follow me an my scythe.
#115 - CakeLies (05/23/2010) [-]
I have no neck,I am only a fraction of my face.
User avatar #116 - Hyperman (05/24/2010) [-]
well you see i a tiny an i found your neck. in fact i'm in your ear right now
#118 - CakeLies (05/24/2010) [-]
fuck.
User avatar #119 - Hyperman (05/25/2010) [-]
yup *goes deeper in your ear and stabs your ear drum with a rusted knife*
#121 - xXdrejjXx (07/05/2010) [-]
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
#108 - **Hyperman rolls 8** if that thar number is 0 then RUN AWAY D: 05/23/2010 on Boobies -1
#147 - no we arejust starting to learn about you -.- an my teacher do… 05/22/2010 on Happy Draw Muhammad Day! 0
#127 - well supposedly on 9/11 two planes crashed into the twin tower…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/22/2010 on Happy Draw Muhammad Day! 0
User avatar #134 - TheAdolfHitler (05/22/2010) [-]
George Bush fucking copied my Idea I used in world war 2.
Remember when I commanded my army to bomb our own building...
and then I blamed it on the Soviets?
XD
User avatar #148 - philmstud (05/22/2010) [-]
Oh Hitler, you're so silly F F
V
User avatar #147 - Hyperman (05/22/2010) [-]
no we arejust starting to learn about you -.- an my teacher doesn't know your religeon XD on thursday she said you were jewish, on friday early 3rd hour she said you were catholic, then nearing the end of 3rd hour she said that you were christian XD she isn't fit to be a teacher. shes 25 and hasn't even been teaching for a year -.- she started last year, got pregnant then left till this year(and even so she came back a little before half the year)
User avatar #141 - TinoR (05/22/2010) [-]
,___,
[O_O] - RLY, RLY?
/)__)
-"--"-
#123 - no i mean on the day it happened they never left their house :…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/22/2010 on Happy Draw Muhammad Day! +2
User avatar #125 - TarnRazor (05/22/2010) [-]
Ahh, well, I don't really know much about 9/11, but if you say so..
User avatar #127 - Hyperman (05/22/2010) [-]
well supposedly on 9/11 two planes crashed into the twin towers causing them to blow up -.- but the bombs where in the building before the planes came anywhere near. and supposedly people were on the planes fighting the ''terrorists'' but if that were true then the plane would have crashed way before reaching the twin towers
User avatar #134 - TheAdolfHitler (05/22/2010) [-]
George Bush fucking copied my Idea I used in world war 2.
Remember when I commanded my army to bomb our own building...
and then I blamed it on the Soviets?
XD
User avatar #148 - philmstud (05/22/2010) [-]
Oh Hitler, you're so silly F F
V
User avatar #147 - Hyperman (05/22/2010) [-]
no we arejust starting to learn about you -.- an my teacher doesn't know your religeon XD on thursday she said you were jewish, on friday early 3rd hour she said you were catholic, then nearing the end of 3rd hour she said that you were christian XD she isn't fit to be a teacher. shes 25 and hasn't even been teaching for a year -.- she started last year, got pregnant then left till this year(and even so she came back a little before half the year)
User avatar #141 - TinoR (05/22/2010) [-]
,___,
[O_O] - RLY, RLY?
/)__)
-"--"-
#116 - well uh actually, the people who supposedly bombed the twin to…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/22/2010 on Happy Draw Muhammad Day! +1
User avatar #118 - TarnRazor (05/22/2010) [-]
That's still terrorism and unacceptable by Islam.. The concept of Jihad is to follow and be proud of you're religion, not to spread it by blowing yourself up with the fake promise of 72 virgins.. Come on.. Something as sacred as heaven is not built on sex...
User avatar #123 - Hyperman (05/22/2010) [-]
no i mean on the day it happened they never left their house :/ they werent even anywhere near new york. they didn't eve have any plans o.o they were just picked up and sent to jail o.o
User avatar #125 - TarnRazor (05/22/2010) [-]
Ahh, well, I don't really know much about 9/11, but if you say so..
User avatar #127 - Hyperman (05/22/2010) [-]
well supposedly on 9/11 two planes crashed into the twin towers causing them to blow up -.- but the bombs where in the building before the planes came anywhere near. and supposedly people were on the planes fighting the ''terrorists'' but if that were true then the plane would have crashed way before reaching the twin towers
User avatar #134 - TheAdolfHitler (05/22/2010) [-]
George Bush fucking copied my Idea I used in world war 2.
Remember when I commanded my army to bomb our own building...
and then I blamed it on the Soviets?
XD
User avatar #148 - philmstud (05/22/2010) [-]
Oh Hitler, you're so silly F F
V
User avatar #147 - Hyperman (05/22/2010) [-]
no we arejust starting to learn about you -.- an my teacher doesn't know your religeon XD on thursday she said you were jewish, on friday early 3rd hour she said you were catholic, then nearing the end of 3rd hour she said that you were christian XD she isn't fit to be a teacher. shes 25 and hasn't even been teaching for a year -.- she started last year, got pregnant then left till this year(and even so she came back a little before half the year)
User avatar #141 - TinoR (05/22/2010) [-]
,___,
[O_O] - RLY, RLY?
/)__)
-"--"-
#64 - any floridians XD 05/20/2010 on my day at school +2
#257 - i would suffocate....but die happy 05/20/2010 on Bill Gates and Steve Jobs (... +1
#126 - dude you do not want to go there @.@ if you went to my moms ho…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2010 on Another way to get across... 0
User avatar #129 - GameCheater (05/19/2010) [-]
haha owned though
#70 - well actualy the pit is 2 portals  [+] (3 new replies) 05/19/2010 on Another way to get across... 0
User avatar #123 - GameCheater (05/19/2010) [-]
one to yo mamas house?
User avatar #126 - Hyperman (05/19/2010) [-]
dude you do not want to go there @.@ if you went to my moms house, youd be cowering in your room too....
User avatar #129 - GameCheater (05/19/2010) [-]
haha owned though

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User avatar #6 - majormayor (02/07/2015) [-]
Maybe someone will remember.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Hyperman (02/07/2015) [-]
hm?
User avatar #8 to #7 - majormayor (02/07/2015) [-]
Who else comes here?
User avatar #9 to #8 - Hyperman (02/08/2015) [-]
i'm not sure i understand the question.
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