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Date Signed Up:3/05/2010
Last Login:11/21/2014
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Content Ranking:#4572
Comment Ranking:#15866
Highest Content Rank:#3153
Highest Comment Rank:#4955
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Comment Thumbs: 1117 total,  1618 ,  501
Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 61 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 62 Content: FJ Cultist
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Level 210 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 211 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:44852
Times Content Favorited:40 times
Total Comments Made:1372
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#332 - So lets see who is butthurt here? You who thumb ed everything…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/26/2011 on anniversary 0
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User avatar #334 - Hyperman (06/26/2011) [-]
Ugly, beautiful, Its all by who looks at it. Anywho The Criticize she gave is the same most Fjers give. Now say it was 3 different accounts, No one would be the wiser, but it was one Singular account. However it was still not smart of you to have done that. As ben would say ''You shouldn't have done that'' Good luck, You'll need it ^^
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User avatar #337 - Hyperman (06/26/2011) [-]
Well i never said i was better than you. Its a warning because of her fans. I'm a simple fapper thats all, And if you picked on her based on looks then thats your opinion. If i were a hero id of insulted you back, i'm more a dealer. Yes you hit the dog on the nose, i am a virgin but i have my fair share of views. i know what ugly and pretty is. and its no fetish of mine, just a hobby. To me i can do or say just about anything without a Consequence negative nor positive, And pity..Well ive had worse ^^ The only thing i'm better than is the human. Your a man, i'm a boy. But we are humans, How we act or speak is just us being who we are. Nice friend....Hah i have no friends, Just people who owe me :3 And i stopped cause i was gonna see something on youtube....
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User avatar #339 - Hyperman (06/26/2011) [-]
Then you're banned from the internet (yes i'm joking)
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User avatar #341 - Hyperman (06/26/2011) [-]
I know people like you irl. They get mad due to a stupid reason, then tell the person who had stopped to stop. They are the most fun C:
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User avatar #344 - Hyperman (06/26/2011) [-]
Aren't* And how did you know D: Stop stalking me </3
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User avatar #346 - Hyperman (06/26/2011) [-]
A meme ive never heard of.
#77 - Its the internet, Place of Magic and imagination (and if you h… 06/26/2011 on Stupid kids. . 0
#69 - Apparently he said ''I love you to baby. and I miss you and ne…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2011 on Stupid kids. . 0
#72 - usmcsoulsniper (06/26/2011) [-]
Your taking the fact that its real into consideration?
User avatar #77 - Hyperman (06/26/2011) [-]
Its the internet, Place of Magic and imagination (and if you had the friends i do on facebook its highly possible)
#499 - Funny thing. Kanto, johto, etc. Are real places in japan. Also… 06/26/2011 on Nutrition (OC) 0
#120 - Poor guy :*( 06/25/2011 on mentallyartistic's profile 0
#118 - Why would i want to be a slave....and WAIT A MINUTE....You hav…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2011 on mentallyartistic's profile 0
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User avatar #120 - Hyperman (06/25/2011) [-]
Poor guy :*(
#116 - Ill be your slave boy....wait a minute...  [+] (4 new replies) 06/25/2011 on mentallyartistic's profile 0
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User avatar #118 - Hyperman (06/25/2011) [-]
Why would i want to be a slave....and WAIT A MINUTE....You have a slave D:
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User avatar #120 - Hyperman (06/25/2011) [-]
Poor guy :*(
#81 - Whats the gif from?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2011 on Confession 0
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#85 - themortician (06/25/2011) [-]
Elfen Lied, epic anime.
#1042 - I bet i could make her feel better... 06/25/2011 on Facebook Relationship 0
#114 - o.O I like to lick but only if i get something out of it...  [+] (6 new replies) 06/25/2011 on mentallyartistic's profile 0
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User avatar #116 - Hyperman (06/25/2011) [-]
Ill be your slave boy....wait a minute...
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User avatar #118 - Hyperman (06/25/2011) [-]
Why would i want to be a slave....and WAIT A MINUTE....You have a slave D:
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User avatar #120 - Hyperman (06/25/2011) [-]
Poor guy :*(
#130 - No sorry T-T my mom found it one day. 06/25/2011 on To the Front page... +1
#128 - Scientific studies say that plants like flowers and trees and …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2011 on To the Front page... +2
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User avatar #130 - Hyperman (06/25/2011) [-]
No sorry T-T my mom found it one day.
#127 - Sorry i was joking sheesh mr.Can't take a joke. Would you like… 06/25/2011 on To the Front page... 0
#126 - Agreed. Is this meeting Ajurned? 06/25/2011 on To the Front page... 0
#113 - Stolen from a guy below you. At least wait for it to go to pag…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2011 on To the Front page... -2
User avatar #115 - briancb (06/25/2011) [-]
Wow, I'm sorry. I didn't know the guy below me owned the internet and you were his little lackey. I'll be sure to check before I post my favorite quote from an awesome movie.
User avatar #127 - Hyperman (06/25/2011) [-]
Sorry i was joking sheesh mr.Can't take a joke. Would you like your coffee?
#112 - Yeah i know. But a fish is meat regardless. So a vegetarian th… 06/25/2011 on To the Front page... +1
#111 - I agree with that. But she did not actually Ask for it but by …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2011 on To the Front page... 0
#116 - EZBakeFourthAcct (06/25/2011) [-]
No that doesnt excuse the punishment for ruining that woman's life, but she was dressed for a party, not the street. You need to dress in something appropriate for the areas you are going to go through, or you endanger yourself somewhat. She is no doubt the victim, but the situation could have been avoided. I believe that women should also carry an equalizer. You can argue all you want about equality, but the average man is stronger and heavier than the average woman, so a force equalizer such as mace (or ideally a taser, because some people are immune to mace) could make a lot of rapes into assault countered by self defence. Basically, be prepared to deal with dangerous situations. If you arent, youre risking it.
User avatar #126 - Hyperman (06/25/2011) [-]
Agreed. Is this meeting Ajurned?
#208 - Well idk if it works with Hand sanitizer But my friend did it … 06/25/2011 on GIRL PRANK 0
#94 - Well most rapists Defence is ''By the way she was dress, she w…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/25/2011 on To the Front page... +1
#100 - EZBakeFourthAcct (06/25/2011) [-]
You may notice that defence doesnt work. However, the male that says that may believe it. The fact that the defence is bullshit does not stop that particular deranged man from believing it. Therefore in that scenario there are two main contributors- the man who is insane and the woman who is dressed for sex. Im not saying that the woman is responsible for being raped, however they should dress more sensibly. If i were to wear a white robe and hood in Compton, regardless of whether I am in fact racist I am representing myself in a way and situation that may cause harm to me, therefore I do not do that.
User avatar #111 - Hyperman (06/25/2011) [-]
I agree with that. But she did not actually Ask for it but by the same token he probably wasn't sane enough to realize. She was dressed the way she was for a friends party (or a date, i forget which) And she brought her son to walmart to get him a toy or something cause he was a good boy C: However that doesn't excuse the court from not sending him to jail or punishing him at all
#116 - EZBakeFourthAcct (06/25/2011) [-]
No that doesnt excuse the punishment for ruining that woman's life, but she was dressed for a party, not the street. You need to dress in something appropriate for the areas you are going to go through, or you endanger yourself somewhat. She is no doubt the victim, but the situation could have been avoided. I believe that women should also carry an equalizer. You can argue all you want about equality, but the average man is stronger and heavier than the average woman, so a force equalizer such as mace (or ideally a taser, because some people are immune to mace) could make a lot of rapes into assault countered by self defence. Basically, be prepared to deal with dangerous situations. If you arent, youre risking it.
User avatar #126 - Hyperman (06/25/2011) [-]
Agreed. Is this meeting Ajurned?
#93 - My favorite is that Vegetarians are allowed to eat fish. My fr…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/25/2011 on To the Front page... +2
User avatar #110 - MisterKirisame (06/25/2011) [-]
Some vegetarians say that, but most I've seen are the type of vegetarians that make sense (If it was alive once, it's off-limits).

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User avatar #128 - Hyperman (06/25/2011) [-]
Scientific studies say that plants like flowers and trees and such Scream when injured
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User avatar #130 - Hyperman (06/25/2011) [-]
No sorry T-T my mom found it one day.
User avatar #112 - Hyperman (06/25/2011) [-]
Yeah i know. But a fish is meat regardless. So a vegetarian that likes fish, according to me, was never a vegetarian to begin with.
#112 - OH NOES  [+] (8 new replies) 06/25/2011 on mentallyartistic's profile 0
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User avatar #114 - Hyperman (06/25/2011) [-]
o.O I like to lick but only if i get something out of it...
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User avatar #116 - Hyperman (06/25/2011) [-]
Ill be your slave boy....wait a minute...
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User avatar #118 - Hyperman (06/25/2011) [-]
Why would i want to be a slave....and WAIT A MINUTE....You have a slave D:
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User avatar #120 - Hyperman (06/25/2011) [-]
Poor guy :*(
#110 - its okay if you reply late ^^ and hmm...  [+] (10 new replies) 06/25/2011 on mentallyartistic's profile 0
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User avatar #112 - Hyperman (06/25/2011) [-]
OH NOES
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User avatar #114 - Hyperman (06/25/2011) [-]
o.O I like to lick but only if i get something out of it...
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User avatar #116 - Hyperman (06/25/2011) [-]
Ill be your slave boy....wait a minute...
#117 - mentallyartistic has deleted their comment.
User avatar #118 - Hyperman (06/25/2011) [-]
Why would i want to be a slave....and WAIT A MINUTE....You have a slave D:
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User avatar #120 - Hyperman (06/25/2011) [-]
Poor guy :*(
#13 - lol 06/24/2011 on Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris 0
#598 - Ad-min GAH the word changers -.- 06/24/2011 on Comp de Motivationals 3 0
#10 - Never said he was greatest, just stating something i learned f…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/24/2011 on Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris +1
#12 - klrkttn (06/24/2011) [-]
Ifuckedup.

Ip Man beats a man wielding a sword, with a feather duster.
User avatar #13 - Hyperman (06/24/2011) [-]
lol
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