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Date Signed Up:3/05/2010
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#964 - Some animals eat their young.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2011 on Our Rights +1
#971 - ledzeppelinrocks (07/15/2011) [-]
We know better than that. We are humans. We have reason beyond that of wild animals.
User avatar #982 - Hyperman (07/15/2011) [-]
lol Know better? What if the only way to survive was to eat the child. Its instinct, Preserve what you can and kill the rest.
#960 - Well heres a story, my sister had a child and she wanted an ab…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/15/2011 on Our Rights +1
#966 - ledzeppelinrocks (07/15/2011) [-]
I understand what you mean, but isn't that the most loving thing a other can do for her child, to give it away if she can't take care of it? To ensure it a good life, or at that, a life at all?
User avatar #970 - Hyperman (07/15/2011) [-]
Well My sister was never the same after she gave him away. She wants him back. Its the later Affection that makes it hard. thats all my point is
#978 - ledzeppelinrocks (07/15/2011) [-]
I understand you point, and I can see how it can be hard to do something like that, but if she aborted, wouldn't she feel even worse, because she would have cheated a human out of the chance of life. Thank you for being so cool headed with me on this, BTW.
User avatar #1048 - dajellyman (07/15/2011) [-]
Well it's not like the fetus would know it was being aborted, or anything for that matter. I'm not trying to justify abortion... i'm just sayin.
#1016 - littlefrenchfry (07/15/2011) [-]
User avatar #987 - Hyperman (07/15/2011) [-]
I normally am :E
#947 - I thumb ed up. But thats beside the point. A lot of people ge…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/15/2011 on Our Rights +1
#952 - ledzeppelinrocks (07/15/2011) [-]
Give the child to an adoption agency, so people who can take care of it will. People wither abort, or keep the child, when they should do neither. Give it to people who will love it and take care of it if you cannot.
User avatar #960 - Hyperman (07/15/2011) [-]
Well heres a story, my sister had a child and she wanted an abortion but decided on adoption. After she gave him away she had wished to keep him. Its harder to give away you're child. than to lose it before you gain affection for it, Is it good? No. But regardless a Mothers heart is never the same once she loses a loved child.
#966 - ledzeppelinrocks (07/15/2011) [-]
I understand what you mean, but isn't that the most loving thing a other can do for her child, to give it away if she can't take care of it? To ensure it a good life, or at that, a life at all?
User avatar #970 - Hyperman (07/15/2011) [-]
Well My sister was never the same after she gave him away. She wants him back. Its the later Affection that makes it hard. thats all my point is
#978 - ledzeppelinrocks (07/15/2011) [-]
I understand you point, and I can see how it can be hard to do something like that, but if she aborted, wouldn't she feel even worse, because she would have cheated a human out of the chance of life. Thank you for being so cool headed with me on this, BTW.
User avatar #1048 - dajellyman (07/15/2011) [-]
Well it's not like the fetus would know it was being aborted, or anything for that matter. I'm not trying to justify abortion... i'm just sayin.
#1016 - littlefrenchfry (07/15/2011) [-]
User avatar #987 - Hyperman (07/15/2011) [-]
I normally am :E
#69 - Probably not XD  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2011 on my fourth comp. +2
User avatar #75 - jamaisettoujours (07/15/2011) [-]
lmfao...ok then thank you :-)
#64 - Honestly idk what the point is :E  [+] (5 new replies) 07/15/2011 on my fourth comp. +2
User avatar #66 - jamaisettoujours (07/15/2011) [-]
...so then...does anyone know??
User avatar #77 - yomommabeezugly (07/15/2011) [-]
i think it's to show off creativity and an ability to balance on your stomach. when you plank, you're rated on the how difficult it would be to plank in said situation. so someone planking on a fence would get more recognition than someone planking on a table. i think it's pretty dumb though. someone died in australia from planking off of a 7 story balcony and falling off.
User avatar #79 - jamaisettoujours (07/15/2011) [-]
ok i like this answer lol thank you
User avatar #69 - Hyperman (07/15/2011) [-]
Probably not XD
User avatar #75 - jamaisettoujours (07/15/2011) [-]
lmfao...ok then thank you :-)
#63 - Same for me 07/15/2011 on my fourth comp. +2
#1395 - Who is fat ben D: 07/10/2011 on What's Crackin. -4
#79 - **Hyperman rolls 90** Dubs and i do it :D 07/10/2011 on something you can look down on 0
#77 - Prove it. 07/10/2011 on something you can look down on +1
#490 - The live action is a means to ''Put down'' Fairly Odd parents.… 07/07/2011 on Screw you Nickelodeon! (OC) +1
#303 - Jazz was Ripped in half by starscream or megatron and apparent… 07/06/2011 on fireworks suck +1
#207 - Gracias  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2011 on MOCKINGBIRD 0
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#204 - Whats this gif from? ._.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/05/2011 on MOCKINGBIRD 0
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User avatar #207 - Hyperman (07/05/2011) [-]
Gracias
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#203 - To Kill a Mockingbird 07/05/2011 on MOCKINGBIRD +2
#328 - nice :P 07/03/2011 on That 70s Show Then and Now +4
#323 - whats that image from anyway?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/03/2011 on That 70s Show Then and Now +2
User avatar #365 - annoyingelephant (07/03/2011) [-]
Aquamarine
User avatar #359 - ContentsFlammable (07/03/2011) [-]
I think Aquamarine. It's the only movie I've seen them in together.
#325 - MidgetInABikini (07/03/2011) [-]
User avatar #328 - Hyperman (07/03/2011) [-]
nice :P
#112 - Hot plastic is what causes cancer, why? because it has oil pro… 06/30/2011 on Irony 0
#56 - idk if you played them but in Red Rescue team (blue as well i … 06/28/2011 on My Last HM Comic 0
#346 - A meme ive never heard of. 06/26/2011 on anniversary 0
#344 - Aren't* And how did you know D: Stop stalking me </3  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2011 on anniversary 0
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User avatar #346 - Hyperman (06/26/2011) [-]
A meme ive never heard of.
#341 - I know people like you irl. They get mad due to a stupid reaso…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/26/2011 on anniversary +1
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User avatar #344 - Hyperman (06/26/2011) [-]
Aren't* And how did you know D: Stop stalking me </3
#345 - badassdude has deleted their comment.
User avatar #346 - Hyperman (06/26/2011) [-]
A meme ive never heard of.
#339 - Then you're banned from the internet (yes i'm joking)  [+] (6 new replies) 06/26/2011 on anniversary 0
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User avatar #341 - Hyperman (06/26/2011) [-]
I know people like you irl. They get mad due to a stupid reason, then tell the person who had stopped to stop. They are the most fun C:
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User avatar #344 - Hyperman (06/26/2011) [-]
Aren't* And how did you know D: Stop stalking me </3
#345 - badassdude has deleted their comment.
User avatar #346 - Hyperman (06/26/2011) [-]
A meme ive never heard of.
#337 - Well i never said i was better than you. Its a warning because…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/26/2011 on anniversary 0
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User avatar #339 - Hyperman (06/26/2011) [-]
Then you're banned from the internet (yes i'm joking)
#340 - badassdude has deleted their comment.
User avatar #341 - Hyperman (06/26/2011) [-]
I know people like you irl. They get mad due to a stupid reason, then tell the person who had stopped to stop. They are the most fun C:
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User avatar #344 - Hyperman (06/26/2011) [-]
Aren't* And how did you know D: Stop stalking me </3
#345 - badassdude has deleted their comment.
User avatar #346 - Hyperman (06/26/2011) [-]
A meme ive never heard of.
#16 - The zombies have returned, But this time your not the main cha… 06/26/2011 on frankwest's profile 0
#334 - Ugly, beautiful, Its all by who looks at it. Anywho The Critic…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/26/2011 on anniversary 0
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User avatar #337 - Hyperman (06/26/2011) [-]
Well i never said i was better than you. Its a warning because of her fans. I'm a simple fapper thats all, And if you picked on her based on looks then thats your opinion. If i were a hero id of insulted you back, i'm more a dealer. Yes you hit the dog on the nose, i am a virgin but i have my fair share of views. i know what ugly and pretty is. and its no fetish of mine, just a hobby. To me i can do or say just about anything without a Consequence negative nor positive, And pity..Well ive had worse ^^ The only thing i'm better than is the human. Your a man, i'm a boy. But we are humans, How we act or speak is just us being who we are. Nice friend....Hah i have no friends, Just people who owe me :3 And i stopped cause i was gonna see something on youtube....
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User avatar #339 - Hyperman (06/26/2011) [-]
Then you're banned from the internet (yes i'm joking)
#340 - badassdude has deleted their comment.
User avatar #341 - Hyperman (06/26/2011) [-]
I know people like you irl. They get mad due to a stupid reason, then tell the person who had stopped to stop. They are the most fun C:
#343 - badassdude has deleted their comment.
User avatar #344 - Hyperman (06/26/2011) [-]
Aren't* And how did you know D: Stop stalking me </3
#345 - badassdude has deleted their comment.
User avatar #346 - Hyperman (06/26/2011) [-]
A meme ive never heard of.
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