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User avatar #29 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/09/2011) [-]
hello gorgeous
User avatar #30 to #31 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
Hello Random Adjective :)
User avatar #31 to #32 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/09/2011) [-]
i prefer "chewy" or maybe "scratchy"
User avatar #32 to #33 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
Well anyways, what can i help you with?
User avatar #33 to #34 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/09/2011) [-]
oh, nothing. i just thought i would come by, compliment you, then leave.
User avatar #34 to #35 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
Okay, well thanks :3
User avatar #35 to #36 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/09/2011) [-]
you are fantastic :3
User avatar #38 to #37 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/09/2011) [-]
And you know what? so was I. -turns into David Tennant-
User avatar #37 to #38 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/09/2011) [-]
and now you are adorable :3
User avatar #40 to #41 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/09/2011) [-]
hmm... how tall are you person-who-hasnt-told-me-her-name?
User avatar #41 to #42 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
5ft something. probably 5.3?
Why?
User avatar #42 to #43 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/09/2011) [-]
well im 6'3 so that means i get to do this -picks up and hugs-
#43 to #44 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
Well aren't you Mr.Flirtatious-to-random-girls-on-the-internet-who-might-be-morbidly-obese? haha
Well aren't you Mr.Flirtatious-to-random-girls-on-the-internet-who-might-be-morbidly-obese? haha
User avatar #44 to #45 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/09/2011) [-]
D: everyone deserves a hug...
User avatar #45 to #46 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
But if they're morbidly obese, you wouldn't be able to give them a special lifty hug like you just did :3
User avatar #46 to #47 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/09/2011) [-]
well then i dont think you are morbidly obese
User avatar #47 to #48 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
Touche.
User avatar #48 to #49 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/09/2011) [-]
-picks up- your probably as light as a feather :3
#49 to #50 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
I'm sure those lovely little love handles make me much easier to lift.

Ahaha :3
User avatar #51 to #51 - HailtotheKing ONLINE (08/09/2011) [-]
im danny by the way -grabs love handles- these are tiny :3
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