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| Date Signed Up: | 9/24/2009 |
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i fking hate u i accidently klicked tht link of the gay porn and my mom saw it and i got fking grounded and now my parents think im gay thanks alot cock sucker
I sent out a patreon message for everyone to give me their FJ username URL so I could make them special donor accounts
did you get it?
did you get it?
I'm also gonna assume I don't need to PM you my profile, right?
You're a ******* piece of **** , you should think before you type, bitch.
I'm gonna come through your TV like ******* Ghost Dad starring Bill Cosby and I'm gonna choke you to death. I'm gonna wrap my dick around your neck and I'm gonna hang you, and when they find you they're gonna be like, "whose dick is this around his neck? And I'm gonna be like "it's mine IT'S MY DICK"
You're hanging from the neck until dead by my dick. **** YOU.
I'm gonna find your mom, and I'm gonna maker her jealous with the **** I do to your dad.
That's how awful it's gonna get. I'm gonna bend your dad over and treat his asshole like a vagina. Spread that **** open, butter it up with some canola oil, one of the key ingredients of spotted dick. And i'm gonna throw my non-spotted dick right into his brown ******* starfish.
And your dad's gonna be like "don't watch son" and I'm gonna be like "IF YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF HIM I'M GONNA SPLIT HIM UP HIS SPINE, GONNA FILET HIM LIKE A FISH WITH MY GINSU COCK!"
I'm gonna come through your TV like ******* Ghost Dad starring Bill Cosby and I'm gonna choke you to death. I'm gonna wrap my dick around your neck and I'm gonna hang you, and when they find you they're gonna be like, "whose dick is this around his neck? And I'm gonna be like "it's mine IT'S MY DICK"
You're hanging from the neck until dead by my dick. **** YOU.
I'm gonna find your mom, and I'm gonna maker her jealous with the **** I do to your dad.
That's how awful it's gonna get. I'm gonna bend your dad over and treat his asshole like a vagina. Spread that **** open, butter it up with some canola oil, one of the key ingredients of spotted dick. And i'm gonna throw my non-spotted dick right into his brown ******* starfish.
And your dad's gonna be like "don't watch son" and I'm gonna be like "IF YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF HIM I'M GONNA SPLIT HIM UP HIS SPINE, GONNA FILET HIM LIKE A FISH WITH MY GINSU COCK!"
#751
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HordeyWordey (03/01/2015) [-]
You're a ******* piece of **** , you should think before you type, bitch.
I'm gonna come through your TV like ******* Ghost Dad starring Bill Cosby and I'm gonna choke you to death. I'm gonna wrap my dick around your neck and I'm gonna hang you, and when they find you they're gonna be like, "whose dick is this around his neck? And I'm gonna be like "it's mine IT'S MY DICK"
You're hanging from the neck until dead by my dick. **** YOU.
I'm gonna find your mom, and I'm gonna maker her jealous with the **** I do to your dad.
That's how awful it's gonna get. I'm gonna bend your dad over and treat his asshole like a vagina. Spread that **** open, butter it up with some canola oil, one of the key ingredients of spotted dick. And i'm gonna throw my non-spotted dick right into his brown ******* starfish.
And your dad's gonna be like "don't watch son" and I'm gonna be like "IF YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF HIM I'M GONNA SPLIT HIM UP HIS SPINE, GONNA FILET HIM LIKE A FISH WITH MY GINSU COCK!"
I'm gonna come through your TV like ******* Ghost Dad starring Bill Cosby and I'm gonna choke you to death. I'm gonna wrap my dick around your neck and I'm gonna hang you, and when they find you they're gonna be like, "whose dick is this around his neck? And I'm gonna be like "it's mine IT'S MY DICK"
You're hanging from the neck until dead by my dick. **** YOU.
I'm gonna find your mom, and I'm gonna maker her jealous with the **** I do to your dad.
That's how awful it's gonna get. I'm gonna bend your dad over and treat his asshole like a vagina. Spread that **** open, butter it up with some canola oil, one of the key ingredients of spotted dick. And i'm gonna throw my non-spotted dick right into his brown ******* starfish.
And your dad's gonna be like "don't watch son" and I'm gonna be like "IF YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF HIM I'M GONNA SPLIT HIM UP HIS SPINE, GONNA FILET HIM LIKE A FISH WITH MY GINSU COCK!"
#750
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electraheart (03/01/2015) [-]
You're a ******* piece of **** , you should think before you type, bitch.
I'm gonna come through your TV like ******* Ghost Dad starring Bill Cosby and I'm gonna choke you to death. I'm gonna wrap my dick around your neck and I'm gonna hang you, and when they find you they're gonna be like, "whose dick is this around his neck? And I'm gonna be like "it's mine IT'S MY DICK"
You're hanging from the neck until dead by my dick. **** YOU.
I'm gonna find your mom, and I'm gonna maker her jealous with the **** I do to your dad.
That's how awful it's gonna get. I'm gonna bend your dad over and treat his asshole like a vagina. Spread that **** open, butter it up with some canola oil, one of the key ingredients of spotted dick. And i'm gonna throw my non-spotted dick right into his brown ******* starfish.
And your dad's gonna be like "don't watch son" and I'm gonna be like "IF YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF HIM I'M GONNA SPLIT HIM UP HIS SPINE, GONNA FILET HIM LIKE A FISH WITH MY GINSU COCK!"
I'm gonna come through your TV like ******* Ghost Dad starring Bill Cosby and I'm gonna choke you to death. I'm gonna wrap my dick around your neck and I'm gonna hang you, and when they find you they're gonna be like, "whose dick is this around his neck? And I'm gonna be like "it's mine IT'S MY DICK"
You're hanging from the neck until dead by my dick. **** YOU.
I'm gonna find your mom, and I'm gonna maker her jealous with the **** I do to your dad.
That's how awful it's gonna get. I'm gonna bend your dad over and treat his asshole like a vagina. Spread that **** open, butter it up with some canola oil, one of the key ingredients of spotted dick. And i'm gonna throw my non-spotted dick right into his brown ******* starfish.
And your dad's gonna be like "don't watch son" and I'm gonna be like "IF YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF HIM I'M GONNA SPLIT HIM UP HIS SPINE, GONNA FILET HIM LIKE A FISH WITH MY GINSU COCK!"
#749
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paxx (03/01/2015) [-]
You're a ******* piece of **** , you should think before you type, bitch.
I'm gonna come through your TV like ******* Ghost Dad starring Bill Cosby and I'm gonna choke you to death. I'm gonna wrap my dick around your neck and I'm gonna hang you, and when they find you they're gonna be like, "whose dick is this around his neck? And I'm gonna be like "it's mine IT'S MY DICK"
You're hanging from the neck until dead by my dick. **** YOU.
I'm gonna find your mom, and I'm gonna maker her jealous with the **** I do to your dad.
That's how awful it's gonna get. I'm gonna bend your dad over and treat his asshole like a vagina. Spread that **** open, butter it up with some canola oil, one of the key ingredients of spotted dick. And i'm gonna throw my non-spotted dick right into his brown ******* starfish.
And your dad's gonna be like "don't watch son" and I'm gonna be like "IF YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF HIM I'M GONNA SPLIT HIM UP HIS SPINE, GONNA FILET HIM LIKE A FISH WITH MY GINSU COCK!"
I'm gonna come through your TV like ******* Ghost Dad starring Bill Cosby and I'm gonna choke you to death. I'm gonna wrap my dick around your neck and I'm gonna hang you, and when they find you they're gonna be like, "whose dick is this around his neck? And I'm gonna be like "it's mine IT'S MY DICK"
You're hanging from the neck until dead by my dick. **** YOU.
I'm gonna find your mom, and I'm gonna maker her jealous with the **** I do to your dad.
That's how awful it's gonna get. I'm gonna bend your dad over and treat his asshole like a vagina. Spread that **** open, butter it up with some canola oil, one of the key ingredients of spotted dick. And i'm gonna throw my non-spotted dick right into his brown ******* starfish.
And your dad's gonna be like "don't watch son" and I'm gonna be like "IF YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF HIM I'M GONNA SPLIT HIM UP HIS SPINE, GONNA FILET HIM LIKE A FISH WITH MY GINSU COCK!"
#748
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electraheart (03/01/2015) [-]
You're a ******* piece of **** , you should think before you type, bitch.
I'm gonna come through your TV like ******* Ghost Dad starring Bill Cosby and I'm gonna choke you to death. I'm gonna wrap my dick around your neck and I'm gonna hang you, and when they find you they're gonna be like, "whose dick is this around his neck? And I'm gonna be like "it's mine IT'S MY DICK"
You're hanging from the neck until dead by my dick. **** YOU.
I'm gonna find your mom, and I'm gonna maker her jealous with the **** I do to your dad.
That's how awful it's gonna get. I'm gonna bend your dad over and treat his asshole like a vagina. Spread that **** open, butter it up with some canola oil, one of the key ingredients of spotted dick. And i'm gonna throw my non-spotted dick right into his brown ******* starfish.
And your dad's gonna be like "don't watch son" and I'm gonna be like "IF YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF HIM I'M GONNA SPLIT HIM UP HIS SPINE, GONNA FILET HIM LIKE A FISH WITH MY GINSU COCK!"
I'm gonna come through your TV like ******* Ghost Dad starring Bill Cosby and I'm gonna choke you to death. I'm gonna wrap my dick around your neck and I'm gonna hang you, and when they find you they're gonna be like, "whose dick is this around his neck? And I'm gonna be like "it's mine IT'S MY DICK"
You're hanging from the neck until dead by my dick. **** YOU.
I'm gonna find your mom, and I'm gonna maker her jealous with the **** I do to your dad.
That's how awful it's gonna get. I'm gonna bend your dad over and treat his asshole like a vagina. Spread that **** open, butter it up with some canola oil, one of the key ingredients of spotted dick. And i'm gonna throw my non-spotted dick right into his brown ******* starfish.
And your dad's gonna be like "don't watch son" and I'm gonna be like "IF YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF HIM I'M GONNA SPLIT HIM UP HIS SPINE, GONNA FILET HIM LIKE A FISH WITH MY GINSU COCK!"
#747
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killakahn (03/01/2015) [-]
You're a ******* piece of **** , you should think before you type, bitch.
I'm gonna come through your TV like ******* Ghost Dad starring Bill Cosby and I'm gonna choke you to death. I'm gonna wrap my dick around your neck and I'm gonna hang you, and when they find you they're gonna be like, "whose dick is this around his neck? And I'm gonna be like "it's mine IT'S MY DICK"
You're hanging from the neck until dead by my dick. **** YOU.
I'm gonna find your mom, and I'm gonna maker her jealous with the **** I do to your dad.
That's how awful it's gonna get. I'm gonna bend your dad over and treat his asshole like a vagina. Spread that **** open, butter it up with some canola oil, one of the key ingredients of spotted dick. And i'm gonna throw my non-spotted dick right into his brown ******* starfish.
And your dad's gonna be like "don't watch son" and I'm gonna be like "IF YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF HIM I'M GONNA SPLIT HIM UP HIS SPINE, GONNA FILET HIM LIKE A FISH WITH MY GINSU COCK!"
I'm gonna come through your TV like ******* Ghost Dad starring Bill Cosby and I'm gonna choke you to death. I'm gonna wrap my dick around your neck and I'm gonna hang you, and when they find you they're gonna be like, "whose dick is this around his neck? And I'm gonna be like "it's mine IT'S MY DICK"
You're hanging from the neck until dead by my dick. **** YOU.
I'm gonna find your mom, and I'm gonna maker her jealous with the **** I do to your dad.
That's how awful it's gonna get. I'm gonna bend your dad over and treat his asshole like a vagina. Spread that **** open, butter it up with some canola oil, one of the key ingredients of spotted dick. And i'm gonna throw my non-spotted dick right into his brown ******* starfish.
And your dad's gonna be like "don't watch son" and I'm gonna be like "IF YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF HIM I'M GONNA SPLIT HIM UP HIS SPINE, GONNA FILET HIM LIKE A FISH WITH MY GINSU COCK!"
#746
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kingalister (03/01/2015) [-]
You're a ******* piece of **** , you should think before you type, bitch.
I'm gonna come through your TV like ******* Ghost Dad starring Bill Cosby and I'm gonna choke you to death. I'm gonna wrap my dick around your neck and I'm gonna hang you, and when they find you they're gonna be like, "whose dick is this around his neck? And I'm gonna be like "it's mine IT'S MY DICK"
You're hanging from the neck until dead by my dick. **** YOU.
I'm gonna find your mom, and I'm gonna maker her jealous with the **** I do to your dad.
That's how awful it's gonna get. I'm gonna bend your dad over and treat his asshole like a vagina. Spread that **** open, butter it up with some canola oil, one of the key ingredients of spotted dick. And i'm gonna throw my non-spotted dick right into his brown ******* starfish.
And your dad's gonna be like "don't watch son" and I'm gonna be like "IF YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF HIM I'M GONNA SPLIT HIM UP HIS SPINE, GONNA FILET HIM LIKE A FISH WITH MY GINSU COCK!"
I'm gonna come through your TV like ******* Ghost Dad starring Bill Cosby and I'm gonna choke you to death. I'm gonna wrap my dick around your neck and I'm gonna hang you, and when they find you they're gonna be like, "whose dick is this around his neck? And I'm gonna be like "it's mine IT'S MY DICK"
You're hanging from the neck until dead by my dick. **** YOU.
I'm gonna find your mom, and I'm gonna maker her jealous with the **** I do to your dad.
That's how awful it's gonna get. I'm gonna bend your dad over and treat his asshole like a vagina. Spread that **** open, butter it up with some canola oil, one of the key ingredients of spotted dick. And i'm gonna throw my non-spotted dick right into his brown ******* starfish.
And your dad's gonna be like "don't watch son" and I'm gonna be like "IF YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF HIM I'M GONNA SPLIT HIM UP HIS SPINE, GONNA FILET HIM LIKE A FISH WITH MY GINSU COCK!"
#745
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paxx (03/01/2015) [-]
You're a ******* piece of **** , you should think before you type, bitch.
I'm gonna come through your TV like ******* Ghost Dad starring Bill Cosby and I'm gonna choke you to death. I'm gonna wrap my dick around your neck and I'm gonna hang you, and when they find you they're gonna be like, "whose dick is this around his neck? And I'm gonna be like "it's mine IT'S MY DICK"
You're hanging from the neck until dead by my dick. **** YOU.
I'm gonna find your mom, and I'm gonna maker her jealous with the **** I do to your dad.
That's how awful it's gonna get. I'm gonna bend your dad over and treat his asshole like a vagina. Spread that **** open, butter it up with some canola oil, one of the key ingredients of spotted dick. And i'm gonna throw my non-spotted dick right into his brown ******* starfish.
And your dad's gonna be like "don't watch son" and I'm gonna be like "IF YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF HIM I'M GONNA SPLIT HIM UP HIS SPINE, GONNA FILET HIM LIKE A FISH WITH MY GINSU COCK!"
I'm gonna come through your TV like ******* Ghost Dad starring Bill Cosby and I'm gonna choke you to death. I'm gonna wrap my dick around your neck and I'm gonna hang you, and when they find you they're gonna be like, "whose dick is this around his neck? And I'm gonna be like "it's mine IT'S MY DICK"
You're hanging from the neck until dead by my dick. **** YOU.
I'm gonna find your mom, and I'm gonna maker her jealous with the **** I do to your dad.
That's how awful it's gonna get. I'm gonna bend your dad over and treat his asshole like a vagina. Spread that **** open, butter it up with some canola oil, one of the key ingredients of spotted dick. And i'm gonna throw my non-spotted dick right into his brown ******* starfish.
And your dad's gonna be like "don't watch son" and I'm gonna be like "IF YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF HIM I'M GONNA SPLIT HIM UP HIS SPINE, GONNA FILET HIM LIKE A FISH WITH MY GINSU COCK!"
#744
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killakahn (03/01/2015) [-]
You're a ******* piece of **** , you should think before you type, bitch.
I'm gonna come through your TV like ******* Ghost Dad starring Bill Cosby and I'm gonna choke you to death. I'm gonna wrap my dick around your neck and I'm gonna hang you, and when they find you they're gonna be like, "whose dick is this around his neck? And I'm gonna be like "it's mine IT'S MY DICK"
You're hanging from the neck until dead by my dick. **** YOU.
I'm gonna find your mom, and I'm gonna maker her jealous with the **** I do to your dad.
That's how awful it's gonna get. I'm gonna bend your dad over and treat his asshole like a vagina. Spread that **** open, butter it up with some canola oil, one of the key ingredients of spotted dick. And i'm gonna throw my non-spotted dick right into his brown ******* starfish.
And your dad's gonna be like "don't watch son" and I'm gonna be like "IF YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF HIM I'M GONNA SPLIT HIM UP HIS SPINE, GONNA FILET HIM LIKE A FISH WITH MY GINSU COCK!"
I'm gonna come through your TV like ******* Ghost Dad starring Bill Cosby and I'm gonna choke you to death. I'm gonna wrap my dick around your neck and I'm gonna hang you, and when they find you they're gonna be like, "whose dick is this around his neck? And I'm gonna be like "it's mine IT'S MY DICK"
You're hanging from the neck until dead by my dick. **** YOU.
I'm gonna find your mom, and I'm gonna maker her jealous with the **** I do to your dad.
That's how awful it's gonna get. I'm gonna bend your dad over and treat his asshole like a vagina. Spread that **** open, butter it up with some canola oil, one of the key ingredients of spotted dick. And i'm gonna throw my non-spotted dick right into his brown ******* starfish.
And your dad's gonna be like "don't watch son" and I'm gonna be like "IF YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF HIM I'M GONNA SPLIT HIM UP HIS SPINE, GONNA FILET HIM LIKE A FISH WITH MY GINSU COCK!"
#743
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electraheart (03/01/2015) [-]
You're a ******* piece of **** , you should think before you type, bitch.
I'm gonna come through your TV like ******* Ghost Dad starring Bill Cosby and I'm gonna choke you to death. I'm gonna wrap my dick around your neck and I'm gonna hang you, and when they find you they're gonna be like, "whose dick is this around his neck? And I'm gonna be like "it's mine IT'S MY DICK"
You're hanging from the neck until dead by my dick. **** YOU.
I'm gonna find your mom, and I'm gonna maker her jealous with the **** I do to your dad.
That's how awful it's gonna get. I'm gonna bend your dad over and treat his asshole like a vagina. Spread that **** open, butter it up with some canola oil, one of the key ingredients of spotted dick. And i'm gonna throw my non-spotted dick right into his brown ******* starfish.
And your dad's gonna be like "don't watch son" and I'm gonna be like "IF YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF HIM I'M GONNA SPLIT HIM UP HIS SPINE, GONNA FILET HIM LIKE A FISH WITH MY GINSU COCK!"
I'm gonna come through your TV like ******* Ghost Dad starring Bill Cosby and I'm gonna choke you to death. I'm gonna wrap my dick around your neck and I'm gonna hang you, and when they find you they're gonna be like, "whose dick is this around his neck? And I'm gonna be like "it's mine IT'S MY DICK"
You're hanging from the neck until dead by my dick. **** YOU.
I'm gonna find your mom, and I'm gonna maker her jealous with the **** I do to your dad.
That's how awful it's gonna get. I'm gonna bend your dad over and treat his asshole like a vagina. Spread that **** open, butter it up with some canola oil, one of the key ingredients of spotted dick. And i'm gonna throw my non-spotted dick right into his brown ******* starfish.
And your dad's gonna be like "don't watch son" and I'm gonna be like "IF YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF HIM I'M GONNA SPLIT HIM UP HIS SPINE, GONNA FILET HIM LIKE A FISH WITH MY GINSU COCK!"
#742
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kingalister (03/01/2015) [-]
You're a ******* piece of **** , you should think before you type, bitch.
I'm gonna come through your TV like ******* Ghost Dad starring Bill Cosby and I'm gonna choke you to death. I'm gonna wrap my dick around your neck and I'm gonna hang you, and when they find you they're gonna be like, "whose dick is this around his neck? And I'm gonna be like "it's mine IT'S MY DICK"
You're hanging from the neck until dead by my dick. **** YOU.
I'm gonna find your mom, and I'm gonna maker her jealous with the **** I do to your dad.
That's how awful it's gonna get. I'm gonna bend your dad over and treat his asshole like a vagina. Spread that **** open, butter it up with some canola oil, one of the key ingredients of spotted dick. And i'm gonna throw my non-spotted dick right into his brown ******* starfish.
And your dad's gonna be like "don't watch son" and I'm gonna be like "IF YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF HIM I'M GONNA SPLIT HIM UP HIS SPINE, GONNA FILET HIM LIKE A FISH WITH MY GINSU COCK!"
I'm gonna come through your TV like ******* Ghost Dad starring Bill Cosby and I'm gonna choke you to death. I'm gonna wrap my dick around your neck and I'm gonna hang you, and when they find you they're gonna be like, "whose dick is this around his neck? And I'm gonna be like "it's mine IT'S MY DICK"
You're hanging from the neck until dead by my dick. **** YOU.
I'm gonna find your mom, and I'm gonna maker her jealous with the **** I do to your dad.
That's how awful it's gonna get. I'm gonna bend your dad over and treat his asshole like a vagina. Spread that **** open, butter it up with some canola oil, one of the key ingredients of spotted dick. And i'm gonna throw my non-spotted dick right into his brown ******* starfish.
And your dad's gonna be like "don't watch son" and I'm gonna be like "IF YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF HIM I'M GONNA SPLIT HIM UP HIS SPINE, GONNA FILET HIM LIKE A FISH WITH MY GINSU COCK!"
#741
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paxx (03/01/2015) [-]
You're a ******* piece of **** , you should think before you type, bitch.
I'm gonna come through your TV like ******* Ghost Dad starring Bill Cosby and I'm gonna choke you to death. I'm gonna wrap my dick around your neck and I'm gonna hang you, and when they find you they're gonna be like, "whose dick is this around his neck? And I'm gonna be like "it's mine IT'S MY DICK"
You're hanging from the neck until dead by my dick. **** YOU.
I'm gonna find your mom, and I'm gonna maker her jealous with the **** I do to your dad.
That's how awful it's gonna get. I'm gonna bend your dad over and treat his asshole like a vagina. Spread that **** open, butter it up with some canola oil, one of the key ingredients of spotted dick. And i'm gonna throw my non-spotted dick right into his brown ******* starfish.
And your dad's gonna be like "don't watch son" and I'm gonna be like "IF YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF HIM I'M GONNA SPLIT HIM UP HIS SPINE, GONNA FILET HIM LIKE A FISH WITH MY GINSU COCK!"
I'm gonna come through your TV like ******* Ghost Dad starring Bill Cosby and I'm gonna choke you to death. I'm gonna wrap my dick around your neck and I'm gonna hang you, and when they find you they're gonna be like, "whose dick is this around his neck? And I'm gonna be like "it's mine IT'S MY DICK"
You're hanging from the neck until dead by my dick. **** YOU.
I'm gonna find your mom, and I'm gonna maker her jealous with the **** I do to your dad.
That's how awful it's gonna get. I'm gonna bend your dad over and treat his asshole like a vagina. Spread that **** open, butter it up with some canola oil, one of the key ingredients of spotted dick. And i'm gonna throw my non-spotted dick right into his brown ******* starfish.
And your dad's gonna be like "don't watch son" and I'm gonna be like "IF YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF HIM I'M GONNA SPLIT HIM UP HIS SPINE, GONNA FILET HIM LIKE A FISH WITH MY GINSU COCK!"
#740
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killakahn (03/01/2015) [-]
You're a ******* piece of **** , you should think before you type, bitch.
I'm gonna come through your TV like ******* Ghost Dad starring Bill Cosby and I'm gonna choke you to death. I'm gonna wrap my dick around your neck and I'm gonna hang you, and when they find you they're gonna be like, "whose dick is this around his neck? And I'm gonna be like "it's mine IT'S MY DICK"
You're hanging from the neck until dead by my dick. **** YOU.
I'm gonna find your mom, and I'm gonna maker her jealous with the **** I do to your dad.
That's how awful it's gonna get. I'm gonna bend your dad over and treat his asshole like a vagina. Spread that **** open, butter it up with some canola oil, one of the key ingredients of spotted dick. And i'm gonna throw my non-spotted dick right into his brown ******* starfish.
And your dad's gonna be like "don't watch son" and I'm gonna be like "IF YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF HIM I'M GONNA SPLIT HIM UP HIS SPINE, GONNA FILET HIM LIKE A FISH WITH MY GINSU COCK!"
I'm gonna come through your TV like ******* Ghost Dad starring Bill Cosby and I'm gonna choke you to death. I'm gonna wrap my dick around your neck and I'm gonna hang you, and when they find you they're gonna be like, "whose dick is this around his neck? And I'm gonna be like "it's mine IT'S MY DICK"
You're hanging from the neck until dead by my dick. **** YOU.
I'm gonna find your mom, and I'm gonna maker her jealous with the **** I do to your dad.
That's how awful it's gonna get. I'm gonna bend your dad over and treat his asshole like a vagina. Spread that **** open, butter it up with some canola oil, one of the key ingredients of spotted dick. And i'm gonna throw my non-spotted dick right into his brown ******* starfish.
And your dad's gonna be like "don't watch son" and I'm gonna be like "IF YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF HIM I'M GONNA SPLIT HIM UP HIS SPINE, GONNA FILET HIM LIKE A FISH WITH MY GINSU COCK!"
#739
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electraheart (03/01/2015) [-]
You're a ******* piece of **** , you should think before you type, bitch.
I'm gonna come through your TV like ******* Ghost Dad starring Bill Cosby and I'm gonna choke you to death. I'm gonna wrap my dick around your neck and I'm gonna hang you, and when they find you they're gonna be like, "whose dick is this around his neck? And I'm gonna be like "it's mine IT'S MY DICK"
You're hanging from the neck until dead by my dick. **** YOU.
I'm gonna find your mom, and I'm gonna maker her jealous with the **** I do to your dad.
That's how awful it's gonna get. I'm gonna bend your dad over and treat his asshole like a vagina. Spread that **** open, butter it up with some canola oil, one of the key ingredients of spotted dick. And i'm gonna throw my non-spotted dick right into his brown ******* starfish.
And your dad's gonna be like "don't watch son" and I'm gonna be like "IF YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF HIM I'M GONNA SPLIT HIM UP HIS SPINE, GONNA FILET HIM LIKE A FISH WITH MY GINSU COCK!"
I'm gonna come through your TV like ******* Ghost Dad starring Bill Cosby and I'm gonna choke you to death. I'm gonna wrap my dick around your neck and I'm gonna hang you, and when they find you they're gonna be like, "whose dick is this around his neck? And I'm gonna be like "it's mine IT'S MY DICK"
You're hanging from the neck until dead by my dick. **** YOU.
I'm gonna find your mom, and I'm gonna maker her jealous with the **** I do to your dad.
That's how awful it's gonna get. I'm gonna bend your dad over and treat his asshole like a vagina. Spread that **** open, butter it up with some canola oil, one of the key ingredients of spotted dick. And i'm gonna throw my non-spotted dick right into his brown ******* starfish.
And your dad's gonna be like "don't watch son" and I'm gonna be like "IF YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF HIM I'M GONNA SPLIT HIM UP HIS SPINE, GONNA FILET HIM LIKE A FISH WITH MY GINSU COCK!"
