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#398 - Wait is this implying that Asians are banned in America? 12/24/2013 on Title 0
#357 - That's what Google is for, ********* . 12/24/2013 on weather gauge 0
#123 - No, I imagine only Americans (and maybe secluded cultures) wou… 12/24/2013 on oh, you know what it is ! +1
#121 - Huh? I don't understand how that's possible. Did you think you…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2013 on oh, you know what it is ! +1
User avatar #122 - Dember (12/24/2013) [-]
Yep, pretty much. Isn't that how everyone views their own "accent"?

Then again, "American accent" seems really vague to me. Someone from New York certainly doesn't talk like someone from Texas, Oklahoma, Arizona or so on, you know?

I'm from California and I honestly couldn't say that I talk in any particular way.
User avatar #123 - HonkIfIDriveWell (12/24/2013) [-]
No, I imagine only Americans (and maybe secluded cultures) would be susceptible to that kind of delusion. In your defense, it's probably because of the disproportionate amount of American TV Shows and movies compared to any other country.

But, rest assured, you do have an accent. Everybody has an accent. Most Americans have a very strong accent as well from what I've heard. Just because you don't have a Southern twang or some other sub-regional voice type doesn't mean that your accent wouldn't be immediately identified as American by someone from another country.
#258 - If muffins look like babies and babies look life muffins, I wo… 12/22/2013 on I'll have 2 0
#66 - that only works if you say it with an american accent. …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/22/2013 on oh, you know what it is ! 0
User avatar #83 - Dember (12/22/2013) [-]
I live in america and the concept of an "american accent" is new to me.
User avatar #121 - HonkIfIDriveWell (12/23/2013) [-]
Huh? I don't understand how that's possible. Did you think you think the way Americans talked is considered the "default" by everyone on the planet or something?
User avatar #122 - Dember (12/24/2013) [-]
Yep, pretty much. Isn't that how everyone views their own "accent"?

Then again, "American accent" seems really vague to me. Someone from New York certainly doesn't talk like someone from Texas, Oklahoma, Arizona or so on, you know?

I'm from California and I honestly couldn't say that I talk in any particular way.
User avatar #123 - HonkIfIDriveWell (12/24/2013) [-]
No, I imagine only Americans (and maybe secluded cultures) would be susceptible to that kind of delusion. In your defense, it's probably because of the disproportionate amount of American TV Shows and movies compared to any other country.

But, rest assured, you do have an accent. Everybody has an accent. Most Americans have a very strong accent as well from what I've heard. Just because you don't have a Southern twang or some other sub-regional voice type doesn't mean that your accent wouldn't be immediately identified as American by someone from another country.
#65 - bu - kahk- ee 12/22/2013 on oh, you know what it is ! +2
#213 - No gender = sex. gender identity =/= gender 12/22/2013 on I'll have 2 0
#210 - I'll choose the 2nd one and then stop eating muffins.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/22/2013 on I'll have 2 0
User avatar #236 - skarrer (12/22/2013) [-]
Your at a friends house warming party and someone yourclose friend who has recently had a son hands you over a muffin and looks at you expectantly.What do.
User avatar #258 - HonkIfIDriveWell (12/22/2013) [-]
If muffins look like babies and babies look life muffins, I would rather eat the thing that looks like a muffin anyway.
User avatar #241 - trojandetected (12/22/2013) [-]
No thanks i just ate - if its a muffin he will say ok if its a child he will laugh.
User avatar #238 - sinonyx (12/22/2013) [-]
set muffin down
#209 - if you don't like muffins you should choose the 2nd one. then …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2013 on I'll have 2 0
User avatar #211 - crazyolitis (12/22/2013) [-]
Shit. I did mean the 2nd one.
#115 - why does your dad look the same age as you?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2013 on photoshop geniuses +3
User avatar #148 - catburglarpenis (12/22/2013) [-]
Because he's young at heart, and a semipro at the BMX circuit, and I'm an old soul, and a U.S. Navy veteran.

Plus he was 17 when I was born.
#126 - Feminist is a ****** word if that's what it's sup… 12/21/2013 on Hypochrist 0
#102 - You the problem with doing that is that becomes no longer funny. 12/15/2013 on the queen 0
#64 - Has anyone pointed out that he looks like Bruce Willis yet?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2013 on Dick Game So Strong +2
User avatar #70 - bugsyblitzkreig (12/14/2013) [-]
I'm glad i wasn't the only guy to notice
User avatar #66 - snowboyforlife (12/14/2013) [-]
just about to say that
#77 - But that would reduce the Oscar's worth to the equivalent of a… 12/12/2013 on nottuB ehT sserP uoY lliW 0
#280 - I know. I just said that. 12/12/2013 on Ricky Gervais 0
#278 - You misunderstand. I'm not suggesting that everyone with faith…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2013 on Ricky Gervais 0
User avatar #279 - leonhardt (12/12/2013) [-]
Yeah. But just having faith alone doesn't make someone religious.
It's like having the key to a Volkswagen Scirocco.
Having the key is all well and good, but if you don't have the car, you're not going anywhere.
User avatar #280 - HonkIfIDriveWell (12/12/2013) [-]
I know. I just said that.
#276 - I think it's both. To be a Christian for example is to have fa…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/12/2013 on Ricky Gervais 0
User avatar #277 - leonhardt (12/12/2013) [-]
Well yeah, you have faith.
But faith alone does not a religious person make.
You gotta pick something to use that faith on.
User avatar #278 - HonkIfIDriveWell (12/12/2013) [-]
You misunderstand. I'm not suggesting that everyone with faith in the existence of a deity is necessarily part of an established religion, but rather that nearly every established religion is built around the basic requirement of having faith in the existence of some kind of deity.
User avatar #279 - leonhardt (12/12/2013) [-]
Yeah. But just having faith alone doesn't make someone religious.
It's like having the key to a Volkswagen Scirocco.
Having the key is all well and good, but if you don't have the car, you're not going anywhere.
User avatar #280 - HonkIfIDriveWell (12/12/2013) [-]
I know. I just said that.
#59 - Cowardly spoiler tag is cowardly. 12/12/2013 on Here kitty kitty 0
#69 - You don't have to say the "of". "Eleve… 12/12/2013 on once in a lifetime 0
#267 - What are you suggesting?  [+] (6 new replies) 12/12/2013 on Ricky Gervais 0
User avatar #273 - leonhardt (12/12/2013) [-]
I always thought it was more of something someone does.
Like, practices.
User avatar #276 - HonkIfIDriveWell (12/12/2013) [-]
I think it's both. To be a Christian for example is to have faith in the existence of a deity, and most religions are the same in that sense, so it's also something people have.

Still, at least your criticizing Gervais' analogy in a legitimate way, instead of just pointing out irrelevant differences between religion and cancer like everyone else in the comments, such as whether one is something you can choose and one isn't etc.

One also starts with a 'C' and one doesn't. Differences like that don't matter.
User avatar #277 - leonhardt (12/12/2013) [-]
Well yeah, you have faith.
But faith alone does not a religious person make.
You gotta pick something to use that faith on.
User avatar #278 - HonkIfIDriveWell (12/12/2013) [-]
You misunderstand. I'm not suggesting that everyone with faith in the existence of a deity is necessarily part of an established religion, but rather that nearly every established religion is built around the basic requirement of having faith in the existence of some kind of deity.
User avatar #279 - leonhardt (12/12/2013) [-]
Yeah. But just having faith alone doesn't make someone religious.
It's like having the key to a Volkswagen Scirocco.
Having the key is all well and good, but if you don't have the car, you're not going anywhere.
User avatar #280 - HonkIfIDriveWell (12/12/2013) [-]
I know. I just said that.
#185 - No. That's called a coincidence.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2013 on Feels +8
User avatar #186 - redstonealchemist (12/08/2013) [-]
painfully coincidental then
#290 - It's actually only 157 years old. 12/05/2013 on muh young earth creationism +1
#123 - 57 isn't old. Lot's of people aren't even retired by then. 12/05/2013 on Awesome dad 0
#304 - Are you retarded? We only have 6 states and 2 territories, and… 12/05/2013 on 'Murricah vs. Yurope: Map... 0
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User avatar #4 - kirkbot (01/29/2014) [-]
psst, check back on the German that I had posted. There are some more monstrosities in that thread
User avatar #2 - lorenrachel (12/24/2011) [-]
Hey. I was just reading you're argument on the Ignorance post and I'd just like to say well done for sticking up for yourself and I agree with everything you put across. :)
User avatar #3 to #2 - HonkIfIDriveWell (12/24/2011) [-]
Thank you :) I do try my best when it comes subjects such as religion on which I feel so strongly.
User avatar #1 - OriginallyContent (07/22/2010) [-]
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