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#178 - Offer or actually do it?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2014 on A real woman is not a... 0
User avatar #179 - Karfeyenta (09/23/2014) [-]
I offer, and when they actually let me do it of course I do. When it's the third date or something and we really like each other, sometimes I tease and ask if they'll finally let me be an adult for myself and I make cute if I can.

Sometimes they actually let me. I just payed for dinner with someone less than a week ago, actually.
#83 - If each and every one of the countless trillions of galaxies t… 09/23/2014 on school 0
#26 - drug stuff probly  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on They do 0
User avatar #33 - satansferret (09/17/2014) [-]
nude modeling.
#79 - I refuse to buy an Emu because most Emu Dealers are scummy and… 09/17/2014 on this comic explaines it... +3
#77 - Enough with the stereotypes. I'm Australian and hate beer. My …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on this comic explaines it... +3
User avatar #78 - ratytang (09/17/2014) [-]
No one has kangaroos in Australia, you are lying because we have emu's they are faster.
User avatar #79 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/17/2014) [-]
I refuse to buy an Emu because most Emu Dealers are scummy and get away with selling used Emus for premium prices as if they were new. They also have terrible fuel efficiency. I'd rather push my Kangaroo than ride an Emu.
#27 - Couldn't he have been good in his previous lives but was rebor… 09/17/2014 on Tricking buddhists 0
#22 - Or point naught seven. 09/17/2014 on 007 0
#50 - Jews and Christians combined make up about 75% of the populati… 09/17/2014 on Emo Phillips +1
#49 - Comment deleted 09/17/2014 on Emo Phillips 0
#131 - There are many different types of rape. Some of them are much … 09/17/2014 on Shit's gross, yo 0
#45 - That does kind of cover most of it.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Emo Phillips +1
#49 - HonkIfIDriveWell has deleted their comment.
#48 - wreckedcar (09/17/2014) [-]
regarding the fact that theres a pretty low amount of jews, no
User avatar #50 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/17/2014) [-]
Jews and Christians combined make up about 75% of the population of North America. Take away the people who don't believe in God and it's more like 90-something%.
#323 - I know what you're saying, but that doesn't apply to every ver…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on Harley Quinn's Secret 0
User avatar #326 - schneidend (09/18/2014) [-]
Just because she's in a story where she doesn't show her softer side, doesn't mean she doesn't have one.
#139 - That's probably because Americans are dumb. 09/17/2014 on If Soldier was a father 0
#15 - Yes, but they also know stuff about other countries. 09/16/2014 on Heavy 0
#131 - I'm fairly sure at least some incarnations of Harley have been…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/16/2014 on Harley Quinn's Secret 0
User avatar #248 - schneidend (09/16/2014) [-]
Well, yes, her psychoses is similar, because the Joker essentially created her. In the latest DC animated movie, Assault on Arkham (which I highly recommend because it's actually more focused on the Suicide Squad than Batman and it's totally badass), he even expresses that he should "make five more like her," as though it's some kind of alchemy he can easily repeat.

But, like I said, Harley has a heart underneath the murderous clown sexpot persona. She can turn it off when separated from the Joker's influence or if she gets annoyed enough by his abuse. It's just that those instances are rare. The Joker, on the other hand, doesn't have anything under his mask of crazy. Like Batman, the mask is the real him.
User avatar #323 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/17/2014) [-]
I know what you're saying, but that doesn't apply to every version of Harley. There have been some where's she just pure crazy like Joker.
User avatar #326 - schneidend (09/18/2014) [-]
Just because she's in a story where she doesn't show her softer side, doesn't mean she doesn't have one.
#129 - Was this before or after she murdered hundreds of kids with ex…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on Harley Quinn's Secret 0
User avatar #201 - DiabloStrawhat (09/16/2014) [-]
Different universe. But in her current run, she's finally over Joker and is trying to move on.
#180 - "5 things" "1, 2, 3, 4, 1" k 09/16/2014 on 5 Things I Learned While... +6
#106 - That's an awful assumption to make. It's much more likely that… 09/16/2014 on If Soldier was a father +2
#105 - ALL Americans accents are obvious and strong.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2014 on If Soldier was a father 0
#124 - sunkmanitu (09/16/2014) [-]
not to Americans...
User avatar #139 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/17/2014) [-]
That's probably because Americans are dumb.
#143 - Even if there were factors other than the planes, who's to say… 09/14/2014 on opinion time 0
#26 - Well he never said he watched it when it first came out.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on Heil Honey I'm Home +5
User avatar #54 - captainprincess (09/14/2014) [-]
No don't be sillly
You HAVE to watch things when and ONLY when they're brand new

Watching older things is illegal
Universally illegal
#130 - I don't believe you. 09/13/2014 on my favorite part +1
#98 - You're clearly over-thinking this.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2014 on testicular cancer +1
#99 - wrathlos (10/13/2014) [-]
You just didn't think enough.
#250 - Or a mouse/keyboard. 09/12/2014 on United we stand -1
#78 - But if you combine them, it's like having sex with a 10. Simple maths.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/12/2014 on testicular cancer +3
#85 - wrathlos (09/12/2014) [-]
It actually becomes an average. If you do a 9 and a 1, it's not going to be 10 because of the 1.
User avatar #98 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/13/2014) [-]
You're clearly over-thinking this.
#99 - wrathlos (10/13/2014) [-]
You just didn't think enough.
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User avatar #4 - kirkbot (01/29/2014) [-]
psst, check back on the German that I had posted. There are some more monstrosities in that thread
User avatar #2 - lorenrachel (12/24/2011) [-]
Hey. I was just reading you're argument on the Ignorance post and I'd just like to say well done for sticking up for yourself and I agree with everything you put across. :)
User avatar #3 to #2 - HonkIfIDriveWell (12/24/2011) [-]
Thank you :) I do try my best when it comes subjects such as religion on which I feel so strongly.
User avatar #1 - OriginallyContent (07/22/2010) [-]
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