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#2473 - Why do dogs have such short lives? It's just not fair dammit...  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2011 on Baww Goodbye -1
#2477 - anonymous (04/20/2011) [-]
Lol This is the funniest shit I've seen all day!!
Thumb for you bro, that shit was hilarious!
my favorite part is where the dog dies
and next favorite is the hilarious story of how OP is a pussy ass bitch
LOL and the last funniest part is the fact there is no heaven, so you will
never see your dumb dog ever, ever again
Go fuck yourself with the broken remains of your dead dog thumbwhore!
#750 - <--- The solution to your problem. 04/20/2011 on LEGGINGS? LOVE THEM. +2
#552 - Literally everyone I've ever met (other than myself) who has a… 04/19/2011 on WE LOVE REBECCA BLACK? +2
#548 - I'm 18 in July, so I'm in the same boat as you. Music today is…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2011 on WE LOVE REBECCA BLACK? 0
User avatar #549 - MooshW (04/19/2011) [-]
So is my best mate, his is on the 4th lol.
User avatar #552 - HonkIfIDriveWell (04/19/2011) [-]
Literally everyone I've ever met (other than myself) who has a birthday in July, just happens to have been on the 4th lol
#408 - You have a " **** " button on your keyboard? 04/19/2011 on This might be useful :... 0
#65 - What about my bald? 04/17/2011 on Haircut 0
#834 - **HonkIfIDriveWell rolls 816,424,917** 04/17/2011 on Feels not good man +1
#451 - No it doesn't. 04/16/2011 on It's a FACT -1
#345 - Yes, because Funnyjunk is a fictional world like Narnia >_> 03/29/2011 on I Am Dr Seuss 0
#1384 - Choice and Free-will are two different things. For the most pa…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2011 on Does god exist? 0
#1403 - necrocidalhippie has deleted their comment.
#1405 - missjessicaparker (05/15/2013) [-]
For some reason I got a notification about this. Said someone replied to my comment. Wut?
#1287 - Evil is purely the result of human's free-will. The same free-…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/28/2011 on Does god exist? +1
User avatar #1411 - EvilApples (03/30/2011) [-]
No no it's evil is the absence of God not God is the absence of evil. It would be like if I said that light was the absence of darkness.
#1319 - necrocidalhippie has deleted their comment.
User avatar #1384 - HonkIfIDriveWell (03/29/2011) [-]
Choice and Free-will are two different things. For the most part, people don't choose to be evil, but it is simply a result of being corrupted by power or desire. The ability to gain power or have desire is a result of us having free-will, which most religions teach was "given to us by God". If God "gave us free will", he also created evil.

Also, love is not a choice. You don't choose to love someone, it comes naturally. It, also, is a result of free-will. Hence why free-will and choice are totally different things.
#1403 - necrocidalhippie has deleted their comment.
#1405 - missjessicaparker (05/15/2013) [-]
For some reason I got a notification about this. Said someone replied to my comment. Wut?
#658 - Well, maybe it died of old age. 03/26/2011 on Visiting the museum. +11
#479 - **HonkIfIDriveWell rolls 62** Just took a dump. Thought you … 03/20/2011 on The Story of Epic Fail Guy... 0
#762 - There's this amazing program called MS Paint. 03/20/2011 on Nipple piercing +1
#547 - Sounds great. Why bother putting effort into anything, when yo…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2011 on Stupid people +4
User avatar #947 - Twibb (03/18/2011) [-]
I sort of figured this would come up. Listen, I don't yell at you for not believing what I do, but it seems a lot of folk like you are content to send mockery and scorn my way without even knowing anything about Christianity whatsoever.

In any case, I had a longer explanation, but then I had to leave for work.

By saying nothing is accomplished without prayer, that's just what I mean. In other words, ONE COULD SAY that their prayers (help Japan) were fulfilled by the ones who donated money.

Just a thought. Haters gonna hate.
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#305 - But what if I'm trying to decide whether or not to flip a coin?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/18/2011 on Toss a coin +1
User avatar #308 - HOLYCARP (03/18/2011) [-]
THEN YOU JUST STFU AND FLIP A COIN.
#316 - plasmafiend (03/18/2011) [-]
heads you dont flip a coin, you get heads you dont flip the coin. while its in the air then you decide im not gonna flip the coin at all to decide what im going to do in the first place.
#317 - plasmafiend (03/18/2011) [-]
ill just fuckin shoot yah anyway
#2799 - Holocaust > 03/18/2011 on Guide on Pictures! 0
#258 - The "DBZ Wiki" is not canon. The timeline in the man… 03/16/2011 on Video Games +1
#233 - Who said I didn't watch the show? Obviously the anime is far m…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2011 on Video Games +2
User avatar #257 - dbBlues (03/16/2011) [-]
DBZ wiki says Gohan was born in may 757 and the cell games started May 16 767, so he is 10 years old chronologically, but 11 years old genetically because of his day in the hyperbolic time chamber.
User avatar #258 - HonkIfIDriveWell (03/16/2011) [-]
The "DBZ Wiki" is not canon. The timeline in the manga outlines the Cell Games as being 9 years after Gohan's birth, which means that he is 10 years old physically due to the Room of Spirit and Time.
#203 - I don't have pics of Gohan saying he was 11 in the manga, so i…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/16/2011 on Video Games 0
User avatar #246 - cashforclunkers (03/16/2011) [-]
I got the episode somewhere on my hard drive... On my iPhone so when I get home I'll end it
#230 - anonymous (03/16/2011) [-]
Surely you realize you're a faggot for reading the DBZ manga and not watching the television show?
#239 - anonymous (03/16/2011) [-]
Surely you realize you are what you call someone else?
User avatar #233 - HonkIfIDriveWell (03/16/2011) [-]
Who said I didn't watch the show? Obviously the anime is far more entertaining and I enjoy it immensely, but the manga is the original source material and therefore any facts within the Dragonball universe must be consistent with the manga to be, well, factual.
User avatar #257 - dbBlues (03/16/2011) [-]
DBZ wiki says Gohan was born in may 757 and the cell games started May 16 767, so he is 10 years old chronologically, but 11 years old genetically because of his day in the hyperbolic time chamber.
User avatar #258 - HonkIfIDriveWell (03/16/2011) [-]
The "DBZ Wiki" is not canon. The timeline in the manga outlines the Cell Games as being 9 years after Gohan's birth, which means that he is 10 years old physically due to the Room of Spirit and Time.
#206 - therealbojack (03/16/2011) [-]
#198 - Maybe in the English anime dub, but it definitely doesn't say …  [+] (9 new replies) 03/16/2011 on Video Games 0
#199 - peterphillips (03/16/2011) [-]
pics or it didn't happen
User avatar #203 - HonkIfIDriveWell (03/16/2011) [-]
I don't have pics of Gohan saying he was 11 in the manga, so it didn't happen, and he's actually 10? Great, I'm glad we can agree on something : )
User avatar #246 - cashforclunkers (03/16/2011) [-]
I got the episode somewhere on my hard drive... On my iPhone so when I get home I'll end it
#230 - anonymous (03/16/2011) [-]
Surely you realize you're a faggot for reading the DBZ manga and not watching the television show?
#239 - anonymous (03/16/2011) [-]
Surely you realize you are what you call someone else?
User avatar #233 - HonkIfIDriveWell (03/16/2011) [-]
Who said I didn't watch the show? Obviously the anime is far more entertaining and I enjoy it immensely, but the manga is the original source material and therefore any facts within the Dragonball universe must be consistent with the manga to be, well, factual.
User avatar #257 - dbBlues (03/16/2011) [-]
DBZ wiki says Gohan was born in may 757 and the cell games started May 16 767, so he is 10 years old chronologically, but 11 years old genetically because of his day in the hyperbolic time chamber.
User avatar #258 - HonkIfIDriveWell (03/16/2011) [-]
The "DBZ Wiki" is not canon. The timeline in the manga outlines the Cell Games as being 9 years after Gohan's birth, which means that he is 10 years old physically due to the Room of Spirit and Time.
#206 - therealbojack (03/16/2011) [-]
#195 - Nope. Raditz - 4 Saiyans - 5 Freeza - Still 5 …  [+] (11 new replies) 03/16/2011 on Video Games 0
#196 - peterphillips (03/16/2011) [-]
it says in the episode, while hes powering up to fight cell that hes only 11
User avatar #198 - HonkIfIDriveWell (03/16/2011) [-]
Maybe in the English anime dub, but it definitely doesn't say that in the manga, which is what counts.
#199 - peterphillips (03/16/2011) [-]
pics or it didn't happen
User avatar #203 - HonkIfIDriveWell (03/16/2011) [-]
I don't have pics of Gohan saying he was 11 in the manga, so it didn't happen, and he's actually 10? Great, I'm glad we can agree on something : )
User avatar #246 - cashforclunkers (03/16/2011) [-]
I got the episode somewhere on my hard drive... On my iPhone so when I get home I'll end it
#230 - anonymous (03/16/2011) [-]
Surely you realize you're a faggot for reading the DBZ manga and not watching the television show?
#239 - anonymous (03/16/2011) [-]
Surely you realize you are what you call someone else?
User avatar #233 - HonkIfIDriveWell (03/16/2011) [-]
Who said I didn't watch the show? Obviously the anime is far more entertaining and I enjoy it immensely, but the manga is the original source material and therefore any facts within the Dragonball universe must be consistent with the manga to be, well, factual.
User avatar #257 - dbBlues (03/16/2011) [-]
DBZ wiki says Gohan was born in may 757 and the cell games started May 16 767, so he is 10 years old chronologically, but 11 years old genetically because of his day in the hyperbolic time chamber.
User avatar #258 - HonkIfIDriveWell (03/16/2011) [-]
The "DBZ Wiki" is not canon. The timeline in the manga outlines the Cell Games as being 9 years after Gohan's birth, which means that he is 10 years old physically due to the Room of Spirit and Time.
#206 - therealbojack (03/16/2011) [-]
#191 - Only if you take the anime filler as fact. If you go by the ma…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/16/2011 on Video Games +1
#192 - peterphillips (03/16/2011) [-]
well if were basing this off the time he has spent alive then 11 but time in the hyperbolic chamber would reduce that to 10 in earth years.
User avatar #195 - HonkIfIDriveWell (03/16/2011) [-]
Nope.

Raditz - 4
Saiyans - 5
Freeza - Still 5
Mecha Freeza - 6
Androids - 9
Cell - 10 (physically) but still 9 chronologically.
#196 - peterphillips (03/16/2011) [-]
it says in the episode, while hes powering up to fight cell that hes only 11
User avatar #198 - HonkIfIDriveWell (03/16/2011) [-]
Maybe in the English anime dub, but it definitely doesn't say that in the manga, which is what counts.
#199 - peterphillips (03/16/2011) [-]
pics or it didn't happen
User avatar #203 - HonkIfIDriveWell (03/16/2011) [-]
I don't have pics of Gohan saying he was 11 in the manga, so it didn't happen, and he's actually 10? Great, I'm glad we can agree on something : )
User avatar #246 - cashforclunkers (03/16/2011) [-]
I got the episode somewhere on my hard drive... On my iPhone so when I get home I'll end it
#230 - anonymous (03/16/2011) [-]
Surely you realize you're a faggot for reading the DBZ manga and not watching the television show?
#239 - anonymous (03/16/2011) [-]
Surely you realize you are what you call someone else?
User avatar #233 - HonkIfIDriveWell (03/16/2011) [-]
Who said I didn't watch the show? Obviously the anime is far more entertaining and I enjoy it immensely, but the manga is the original source material and therefore any facts within the Dragonball universe must be consistent with the manga to be, well, factual.
User avatar #257 - dbBlues (03/16/2011) [-]
DBZ wiki says Gohan was born in may 757 and the cell games started May 16 767, so he is 10 years old chronologically, but 11 years old genetically because of his day in the hyperbolic time chamber.
User avatar #258 - HonkIfIDriveWell (03/16/2011) [-]
The "DBZ Wiki" is not canon. The timeline in the manga outlines the Cell Games as being 9 years after Gohan's birth, which means that he is 10 years old physically due to the Room of Spirit and Time.
#206 - therealbojack (03/16/2011) [-]
#188 - He was actually 10 if that makes you feel any better.  [+] (16 new replies) 03/16/2011 on Video Games +12
User avatar #190 - loopymatpi (03/16/2011) [-]
11*
#189 - peterphillips (03/16/2011) [-]
11 actually
User avatar #191 - HonkIfIDriveWell (03/16/2011) [-]
Only if you take the anime filler as fact. If you go by the manga timeline, he has to be either 9 or 10 (the time chamber makes it difficult to determine which).
#192 - peterphillips (03/16/2011) [-]
well if were basing this off the time he has spent alive then 11 but time in the hyperbolic chamber would reduce that to 10 in earth years.
User avatar #195 - HonkIfIDriveWell (03/16/2011) [-]
Nope.

Raditz - 4
Saiyans - 5
Freeza - Still 5
Mecha Freeza - 6
Androids - 9
Cell - 10 (physically) but still 9 chronologically.
#196 - peterphillips (03/16/2011) [-]
it says in the episode, while hes powering up to fight cell that hes only 11
User avatar #198 - HonkIfIDriveWell (03/16/2011) [-]
Maybe in the English anime dub, but it definitely doesn't say that in the manga, which is what counts.
#199 - peterphillips (03/16/2011) [-]
pics or it didn't happen
User avatar #203 - HonkIfIDriveWell (03/16/2011) [-]
I don't have pics of Gohan saying he was 11 in the manga, so it didn't happen, and he's actually 10? Great, I'm glad we can agree on something : )
User avatar #246 - cashforclunkers (03/16/2011) [-]
I got the episode somewhere on my hard drive... On my iPhone so when I get home I'll end it
#230 - anonymous (03/16/2011) [-]
Surely you realize you're a faggot for reading the DBZ manga and not watching the television show?
#239 - anonymous (03/16/2011) [-]
Surely you realize you are what you call someone else?
User avatar #233 - HonkIfIDriveWell (03/16/2011) [-]
Who said I didn't watch the show? Obviously the anime is far more entertaining and I enjoy it immensely, but the manga is the original source material and therefore any facts within the Dragonball universe must be consistent with the manga to be, well, factual.
User avatar #257 - dbBlues (03/16/2011) [-]
DBZ wiki says Gohan was born in may 757 and the cell games started May 16 767, so he is 10 years old chronologically, but 11 years old genetically because of his day in the hyperbolic time chamber.
User avatar #258 - HonkIfIDriveWell (03/16/2011) [-]
The "DBZ Wiki" is not canon. The timeline in the manga outlines the Cell Games as being 9 years after Gohan's birth, which means that he is 10 years old physically due to the Room of Spirit and Time.
#206 - therealbojack (03/16/2011) [-]
#350 - You're not forced to do anything, bro. I use female bathrooms … 03/11/2011 on School troll 0
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User avatar #4 - kirkbot (01/29/2014) [-]
psst, check back on the German that I had posted. There are some more monstrosities in that thread
User avatar #2 - lorenrachel (12/24/2011) [-]
Hey. I was just reading you're argument on the Ignorance post and I'd just like to say well done for sticking up for yourself and I agree with everything you put across. :)
User avatar #3 to #2 - HonkIfIDriveWell (12/24/2011) [-]
Thank you :) I do try my best when it comes subjects such as religion on which I feel so strongly.
User avatar #1 - OriginallyContent (07/22/2010) [-]
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