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#762 - **HonkIfIDriveWell rolls 29**  [+] (3 new replies) 05/14/2011 on Dirty Granny -2
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#680 - No. I know the time zones, but I simply am not going to the ef… 05/09/2011 on Idiots! 0
#678 - As if I could be ****** figuring out what time 4:00 wou… 05/09/2011 on Idiots! 0
#676 - It's not a big deal. Which is why I think it's hilarious when … 05/09/2011 on Idiots! 0
#674 - I knew exactly what you were referencing, because you put it i… 05/08/2011 on Idiots! 0
#672 - LOL Yeah, because everyone like to brag over the internet abou… 05/08/2011 on Idiots! 0
#670 - Has this whole thing been a bonding experience for you? Becaus… 05/08/2011 on Idiots! 0
#668 - So far you've proclaimed that you're a history major (which we… 05/08/2011 on Idiots! 0
#666 - You've already proven that you know **** all about Aust… 05/08/2011 on Idiots! 0
#664 - Algebra doesn't only concern operations, and operations aren't… 05/08/2011 on Idiots! 0
#662 - No, the Order of Operations can be applied both algebraically … 05/08/2011 on Idiots! 0
#660 - What the **** are you talking about? Firstly, there wer… 05/08/2011 on Idiots! 0
#658 - Now you are the one who is retarded. Australia was not founded…  [+] (22 new replies) 05/07/2011 on Idiots! 0
User avatar #679 - iRetaliate (05/09/2011) [-]
I'm in the eastern US, learn time-zones and figure it out.
User avatar #680 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/09/2011) [-]
No. I know the time zones, but I simply am not going to the effort of figuring it out, because I could not give a fuck about whether you respond or not.
User avatar #677 - iRetaliate (05/09/2011) [-]
I'm doing at as an argument in my favor.

You're calling me stupid, I tell you about how I'm in college.
You call me lonely, I tell you about my fiancee.
You say I have nothing better to do, I tell you about my job.

It's bare logic, you should learn some. Anyway, I have to go to work in an hour, so if you want to continue being stupid, please wait until I get back home at 4:00...
User avatar #678 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/09/2011) [-]
As if I could be fucked figuring out what time 4:00 would be where I live. Also, you told me about your "fiancee", "job" and "college" all in the space of one sentence, and I never said ONCE said you were lonely or had nothing better to do. You were just being overly defensive by making up bullshit without provocation.
User avatar #675 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
You act as if being in college, having a fiancee, and owning a car is a big deal...
User avatar #676 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/09/2011) [-]
It's not a big deal. Which is why I think it's hilarious when you feel the need to brag about it. Nobody who actually had those things would run their mouth about it over the internet to some random.
User avatar #673 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
Implying what, kiddo? I'm very used to you saying stupid shit, but this one kind of stumps me...

My fiancee is at her mother's house, my semester doesn't begin until June 25th, and I just bought a new car. So what exactly SHOULD I be doing?

And if you weren't a complete fucking retard, you would have realized that what I was implying by "how much do you make an hour" was referencing that fact that you most likely work for minimum wage because you didn't even graduate high school...
User avatar #674 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
I knew exactly what you were referencing, because you put it in brackets. Also, I did graduate high school, and that's as much as you'll ever know about my personal life. The guy who brags over the internet about having a fiancee and a car is the same guy who is actually a fat virgin.
User avatar #671 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
I don't think you understand what the word "major" means...

I am in college, therefore I am majoring in something. That something happens to be World History.

And if you actually had a job, you'd be bragging about your salary. Unfortunately, you either don't have one or it's at McDonalds...

Anyway, I make $30/hour building computers. While going to school. And managing to make time for my fiancee. You sir, are pathetic. Please leave the internet and take your fail with you.
User avatar #672 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
LOL Yeah, because everyone like to brag over the internet about how much money they make to complete randoms.

Also, I know exactly what a "major" is in terms of shitty American education, and if you were a world history major, one would think that you would know a good deal about history. Clearly, you don't.

Furthermore, if you DID have a fiancee (which you don't), and you WERE making $30 an hour (which you aren't), you wouldn't be needing to brag about it over the internet, now would you?
User avatar #669 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
So how much money do you make an hour, kiddo? (by this question I really mean "What's minimum wage at right now?")

And no, I am a history major... It's called college education, faggot. Maybe if you weren't such a retard you would have gotten one after you graduated from high school.
User avatar #670 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
Has this whole thing been a bonding experience for you? Because it certainly hasn't been for me; I wouldn't give you my real fucking name, let alone my salary, asshole.

Yeah, SUUUURE you're a history major. Every American prick on the internet claims to be one, so why should you be any different? The simple fact that you think Australia was founded by convicts tells me that you know as much about history as the average sea-sponge knows about quantum-physics.
User avatar #667 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
Have you ever studied anything? You act all high and mighty but the bare fact of the matter is that you couldn't have passed the 9th grade without knowing Algebra, you are fucking retarded...
User avatar #668 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
So far you've proclaimed that you're a history major (which we both know is bullshit), said that Shakespeare was a dumbass (which in turn makes you a dumbass), made claim that Australia was "founded by convicts" (You're a retard) and have proven that the only thing you will ever be any good for is mathematics. Well guess what? There are countless machines can do maths, and they can do it a hell of a lot better than you can. There you go. Have fun being worthless.
User avatar #665 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
You are THE stupidest high school graduate I've ever encountered...

1) But it's the lowest form of math that does (I highly doubt that you know Geometry/Trig/Calc/Stats if you can't even manage Algebra)
2) It basically is, every branch of education is based on Math. Even language/history/science.
3) Yes I would, and so would most scholars. Shakespeare is considered the most INSPIRED poet of all time, not the most intelligent. Many scholars have actually discovered that his IQ was most likely slightly below average.
4) I don't think YOU know Australian history, I'm a World History major currently on his senior year of college at one of the best colleges in the world...
5) I highly doubt you know any type of history, let alone ANYTHING...
User avatar #666 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
You've already proven that you know fuck all about Australian History, so don't give me the "World History Major" bullshit. Every asshole on the internet that I've ever argued with regarding anything to do with history has claimed to be a history major, and I doubt even one of them was telling the truth, least of all you.

"Every branch of education is based on maths" What a load of shit! The humanities (English, History, Literature, Art, Drama) have absolutely nothing to do with maths. And what's this about Shakespeare being lower than average intelligence? Have you ever STUDIED his work? The man was a god damned genius. Go fuck yourself.
User avatar #663 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
Yes it is, Algebra is the branch of math that concerns operations...

Arithmetic is the branch of mathematics that concerns number theory...

You are one of the stupidest high school graduates I've ever encountered in my entire life...
User avatar #664 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
Algebra doesn't only concern operations, and operations aren't limited to Algebra. Regardless, "stupidity" is not measured by mathematical knowledge. You wouldn't call Shakespeare "stupid", would you? He knew far less about maths than I do. I could easily call you stupid for not knowing basic Australian history, whereas I certainly know basic American history, courtesy of my AUSTRALIAN high school education.
User avatar #661 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
I think we've already established that you do not know Algebra, and yes Order of Operation is a concept of Algebra you fucking idiot...
User avatar #662 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
No, the Order of Operations can be applied both algebraically and non-algebraically. It's not a "concept of algebra" because it is not limited to algebraic application.
User avatar #659 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
How am I the one who's retarded. Every true, English Australian is descended from a criminal...?

At the very least, here in America we know basic algebra by the time we graduate high school.
User avatar #660 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
What the fuck are you talking about? Firstly, there were way, waay, waaay more settlers than there were convicts, so once again, you're just talking out of your ass about something that you know next to nothing about.

Secondly, the order of operations is not "basic algebra". It is used FOR algebra, but it is not, by definition, algebra. I may not be a mathematical genius, but at least I know what algebra is you retarded fucking hillbilly.
#654 - So basically you are saying "maths is based on observatio… 05/07/2011 on Idiots! 0
#652 - Luckily I understand the asshole language, so I know that you …  [+] (26 new replies) 05/07/2011 on Idiots! 0
User avatar #653 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
Okay, so let's take a step back...

You have just proven yourself to not only be ignorant of basic Algebra, but also to History, the concept of logic, history, and philosophy...

The left to right thing is most definitely taught where you live because other Australians in these comments have said it, you were just probably too stupid to fully understand the lesson.

Yes, there is a reason. Basically, as you should know since you passed high school. All math is 100% theory, there are no mathematical laws, because math is completely based on derivative observation of fact rather than the facts themselves. So instead of just doing whatever you think is right (which in your case is wrong) you must follow the theories that were previously set by
User avatar #655 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
previous mathematicians from back in the 1300s (or technically back to the 500s if you count the Golden Age of Islam as historical fact)

And no, as I previously stated, the Order of Operations was invented back in the 1300s, which was almost 500 years before America was even discovered, so those theories had nothing to do with Americans...

On a side note, I'd like you to keep in mind that America was founded by some of the smartest Englishmen who ever lived... Australia on the other hand, was founded by the scum of the earth. (ie. Murderers, rapists, kidnappers, and the ilk) Just some food for thought.
User avatar #658 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/07/2011) [-]
Now you are the one who is retarded. Australia was not founded by the convicts you stupid prick, it was founded by intelligent Englishmen just like America was. Captain James Cook discovered Australia in 1788. Initially, Australia was used as a prison for convicts who were shipped over, but 99% of those convicts were not the "scum of the earth" as you put it. Back in those days in England, even stealing a loaf of bread because you were starving was punishable by either death or being shipped overseas. Get your facts straight before you start talking shit.
User avatar #679 - iRetaliate (05/09/2011) [-]
I'm in the eastern US, learn time-zones and figure it out.
User avatar #680 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/09/2011) [-]
No. I know the time zones, but I simply am not going to the effort of figuring it out, because I could not give a fuck about whether you respond or not.
User avatar #677 - iRetaliate (05/09/2011) [-]
I'm doing at as an argument in my favor.

You're calling me stupid, I tell you about how I'm in college.
You call me lonely, I tell you about my fiancee.
You say I have nothing better to do, I tell you about my job.

It's bare logic, you should learn some. Anyway, I have to go to work in an hour, so if you want to continue being stupid, please wait until I get back home at 4:00...
User avatar #678 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/09/2011) [-]
As if I could be fucked figuring out what time 4:00 would be where I live. Also, you told me about your "fiancee", "job" and "college" all in the space of one sentence, and I never said ONCE said you were lonely or had nothing better to do. You were just being overly defensive by making up bullshit without provocation.
User avatar #675 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
You act as if being in college, having a fiancee, and owning a car is a big deal...
User avatar #676 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/09/2011) [-]
It's not a big deal. Which is why I think it's hilarious when you feel the need to brag about it. Nobody who actually had those things would run their mouth about it over the internet to some random.
User avatar #673 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
Implying what, kiddo? I'm very used to you saying stupid shit, but this one kind of stumps me...

My fiancee is at her mother's house, my semester doesn't begin until June 25th, and I just bought a new car. So what exactly SHOULD I be doing?

And if you weren't a complete fucking retard, you would have realized that what I was implying by "how much do you make an hour" was referencing that fact that you most likely work for minimum wage because you didn't even graduate high school...
User avatar #674 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
I knew exactly what you were referencing, because you put it in brackets. Also, I did graduate high school, and that's as much as you'll ever know about my personal life. The guy who brags over the internet about having a fiancee and a car is the same guy who is actually a fat virgin.
User avatar #671 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
I don't think you understand what the word "major" means...

I am in college, therefore I am majoring in something. That something happens to be World History.

And if you actually had a job, you'd be bragging about your salary. Unfortunately, you either don't have one or it's at McDonalds...

Anyway, I make $30/hour building computers. While going to school. And managing to make time for my fiancee. You sir, are pathetic. Please leave the internet and take your fail with you.
User avatar #672 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
LOL Yeah, because everyone like to brag over the internet about how much money they make to complete randoms.

Also, I know exactly what a "major" is in terms of shitty American education, and if you were a world history major, one would think that you would know a good deal about history. Clearly, you don't.

Furthermore, if you DID have a fiancee (which you don't), and you WERE making $30 an hour (which you aren't), you wouldn't be needing to brag about it over the internet, now would you?
User avatar #669 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
So how much money do you make an hour, kiddo? (by this question I really mean "What's minimum wage at right now?")

And no, I am a history major... It's called college education, faggot. Maybe if you weren't such a retard you would have gotten one after you graduated from high school.
User avatar #670 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
Has this whole thing been a bonding experience for you? Because it certainly hasn't been for me; I wouldn't give you my real fucking name, let alone my salary, asshole.

Yeah, SUUUURE you're a history major. Every American prick on the internet claims to be one, so why should you be any different? The simple fact that you think Australia was founded by convicts tells me that you know as much about history as the average sea-sponge knows about quantum-physics.
User avatar #667 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
Have you ever studied anything? You act all high and mighty but the bare fact of the matter is that you couldn't have passed the 9th grade without knowing Algebra, you are fucking retarded...
User avatar #668 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
So far you've proclaimed that you're a history major (which we both know is bullshit), said that Shakespeare was a dumbass (which in turn makes you a dumbass), made claim that Australia was "founded by convicts" (You're a retard) and have proven that the only thing you will ever be any good for is mathematics. Well guess what? There are countless machines can do maths, and they can do it a hell of a lot better than you can. There you go. Have fun being worthless.
User avatar #665 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
You are THE stupidest high school graduate I've ever encountered...

1) But it's the lowest form of math that does (I highly doubt that you know Geometry/Trig/Calc/Stats if you can't even manage Algebra)
2) It basically is, every branch of education is based on Math. Even language/history/science.
3) Yes I would, and so would most scholars. Shakespeare is considered the most INSPIRED poet of all time, not the most intelligent. Many scholars have actually discovered that his IQ was most likely slightly below average.
4) I don't think YOU know Australian history, I'm a World History major currently on his senior year of college at one of the best colleges in the world...
5) I highly doubt you know any type of history, let alone ANYTHING...
User avatar #666 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
You've already proven that you know fuck all about Australian History, so don't give me the "World History Major" bullshit. Every asshole on the internet that I've ever argued with regarding anything to do with history has claimed to be a history major, and I doubt even one of them was telling the truth, least of all you.

"Every branch of education is based on maths" What a load of shit! The humanities (English, History, Literature, Art, Drama) have absolutely nothing to do with maths. And what's this about Shakespeare being lower than average intelligence? Have you ever STUDIED his work? The man was a god damned genius. Go fuck yourself.
User avatar #663 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
Yes it is, Algebra is the branch of math that concerns operations...

Arithmetic is the branch of mathematics that concerns number theory...

You are one of the stupidest high school graduates I've ever encountered in my entire life...
User avatar #664 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
Algebra doesn't only concern operations, and operations aren't limited to Algebra. Regardless, "stupidity" is not measured by mathematical knowledge. You wouldn't call Shakespeare "stupid", would you? He knew far less about maths than I do. I could easily call you stupid for not knowing basic Australian history, whereas I certainly know basic American history, courtesy of my AUSTRALIAN high school education.
User avatar #661 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
I think we've already established that you do not know Algebra, and yes Order of Operation is a concept of Algebra you fucking idiot...
User avatar #662 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
No, the Order of Operations can be applied both algebraically and non-algebraically. It's not a "concept of algebra" because it is not limited to algebraic application.
User avatar #659 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
How am I the one who's retarded. Every true, English Australian is descended from a criminal...?

At the very least, here in America we know basic algebra by the time we graduate high school.
User avatar #660 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
What the fuck are you talking about? Firstly, there were way, waay, waaay more settlers than there were convicts, so once again, you're just talking out of your ass about something that you know next to nothing about.

Secondly, the order of operations is not "basic algebra". It is used FOR algebra, but it is not, by definition, algebra. I may not be a mathematical genius, but at least I know what algebra is you retarded fucking hillbilly.
User avatar #654 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/07/2011) [-]
So basically you are saying "maths is based on observations of facts, not actual facts, and there is no mathematical laws" and yet you are also saying "you are retarded because you were taught a slightly different observation of facts than I was". Your logic is insufferably juvenile.
#650 - The "left to right" thing is not taught where I live…  [+] (28 new replies) 05/07/2011 on Idiots! 0
User avatar #651 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
Are you really that fucking stupid? I really can't believe...

Either you are fucking retarded, or every single fucking person in Australia is fucking retarded...

I'm going to assume that it's just you...
User avatar #652 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/07/2011) [-]
Luckily I understand the asshole language, so I know that you are actually saying "I have no idea what the answer to your question is, so I'm just going to insult you instead".
User avatar #653 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
Okay, so let's take a step back...

You have just proven yourself to not only be ignorant of basic Algebra, but also to History, the concept of logic, history, and philosophy...

The left to right thing is most definitely taught where you live because other Australians in these comments have said it, you were just probably too stupid to fully understand the lesson.

Yes, there is a reason. Basically, as you should know since you passed high school. All math is 100% theory, there are no mathematical laws, because math is completely based on derivative observation of fact rather than the facts themselves. So instead of just doing whatever you think is right (which in your case is wrong) you must follow the theories that were previously set by
User avatar #655 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
previous mathematicians from back in the 1300s (or technically back to the 500s if you count the Golden Age of Islam as historical fact)

And no, as I previously stated, the Order of Operations was invented back in the 1300s, which was almost 500 years before America was even discovered, so those theories had nothing to do with Americans...

On a side note, I'd like you to keep in mind that America was founded by some of the smartest Englishmen who ever lived... Australia on the other hand, was founded by the scum of the earth. (ie. Murderers, rapists, kidnappers, and the ilk) Just some food for thought.
User avatar #658 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/07/2011) [-]
Now you are the one who is retarded. Australia was not founded by the convicts you stupid prick, it was founded by intelligent Englishmen just like America was. Captain James Cook discovered Australia in 1788. Initially, Australia was used as a prison for convicts who were shipped over, but 99% of those convicts were not the "scum of the earth" as you put it. Back in those days in England, even stealing a loaf of bread because you were starving was punishable by either death or being shipped overseas. Get your facts straight before you start talking shit.
User avatar #679 - iRetaliate (05/09/2011) [-]
I'm in the eastern US, learn time-zones and figure it out.
User avatar #680 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/09/2011) [-]
No. I know the time zones, but I simply am not going to the effort of figuring it out, because I could not give a fuck about whether you respond or not.
User avatar #677 - iRetaliate (05/09/2011) [-]
I'm doing at as an argument in my favor.

You're calling me stupid, I tell you about how I'm in college.
You call me lonely, I tell you about my fiancee.
You say I have nothing better to do, I tell you about my job.

It's bare logic, you should learn some. Anyway, I have to go to work in an hour, so if you want to continue being stupid, please wait until I get back home at 4:00...
User avatar #678 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/09/2011) [-]
As if I could be fucked figuring out what time 4:00 would be where I live. Also, you told me about your "fiancee", "job" and "college" all in the space of one sentence, and I never said ONCE said you were lonely or had nothing better to do. You were just being overly defensive by making up bullshit without provocation.
User avatar #675 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
You act as if being in college, having a fiancee, and owning a car is a big deal...
User avatar #676 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/09/2011) [-]
It's not a big deal. Which is why I think it's hilarious when you feel the need to brag about it. Nobody who actually had those things would run their mouth about it over the internet to some random.
User avatar #673 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
Implying what, kiddo? I'm very used to you saying stupid shit, but this one kind of stumps me...

My fiancee is at her mother's house, my semester doesn't begin until June 25th, and I just bought a new car. So what exactly SHOULD I be doing?

And if you weren't a complete fucking retard, you would have realized that what I was implying by "how much do you make an hour" was referencing that fact that you most likely work for minimum wage because you didn't even graduate high school...
User avatar #674 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
I knew exactly what you were referencing, because you put it in brackets. Also, I did graduate high school, and that's as much as you'll ever know about my personal life. The guy who brags over the internet about having a fiancee and a car is the same guy who is actually a fat virgin.
User avatar #671 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
I don't think you understand what the word "major" means...

I am in college, therefore I am majoring in something. That something happens to be World History.

And if you actually had a job, you'd be bragging about your salary. Unfortunately, you either don't have one or it's at McDonalds...

Anyway, I make $30/hour building computers. While going to school. And managing to make time for my fiancee. You sir, are pathetic. Please leave the internet and take your fail with you.
User avatar #672 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
LOL Yeah, because everyone like to brag over the internet about how much money they make to complete randoms.

Also, I know exactly what a "major" is in terms of shitty American education, and if you were a world history major, one would think that you would know a good deal about history. Clearly, you don't.

Furthermore, if you DID have a fiancee (which you don't), and you WERE making $30 an hour (which you aren't), you wouldn't be needing to brag about it over the internet, now would you?
User avatar #669 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
So how much money do you make an hour, kiddo? (by this question I really mean "What's minimum wage at right now?")

And no, I am a history major... It's called college education, faggot. Maybe if you weren't such a retard you would have gotten one after you graduated from high school.
User avatar #670 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
Has this whole thing been a bonding experience for you? Because it certainly hasn't been for me; I wouldn't give you my real fucking name, let alone my salary, asshole.

Yeah, SUUUURE you're a history major. Every American prick on the internet claims to be one, so why should you be any different? The simple fact that you think Australia was founded by convicts tells me that you know as much about history as the average sea-sponge knows about quantum-physics.
User avatar #667 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
Have you ever studied anything? You act all high and mighty but the bare fact of the matter is that you couldn't have passed the 9th grade without knowing Algebra, you are fucking retarded...
User avatar #668 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
So far you've proclaimed that you're a history major (which we both know is bullshit), said that Shakespeare was a dumbass (which in turn makes you a dumbass), made claim that Australia was "founded by convicts" (You're a retard) and have proven that the only thing you will ever be any good for is mathematics. Well guess what? There are countless machines can do maths, and they can do it a hell of a lot better than you can. There you go. Have fun being worthless.
User avatar #665 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
You are THE stupidest high school graduate I've ever encountered...

1) But it's the lowest form of math that does (I highly doubt that you know Geometry/Trig/Calc/Stats if you can't even manage Algebra)
2) It basically is, every branch of education is based on Math. Even language/history/science.
3) Yes I would, and so would most scholars. Shakespeare is considered the most INSPIRED poet of all time, not the most intelligent. Many scholars have actually discovered that his IQ was most likely slightly below average.
4) I don't think YOU know Australian history, I'm a World History major currently on his senior year of college at one of the best colleges in the world...
5) I highly doubt you know any type of history, let alone ANYTHING...
User avatar #666 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
You've already proven that you know fuck all about Australian History, so don't give me the "World History Major" bullshit. Every asshole on the internet that I've ever argued with regarding anything to do with history has claimed to be a history major, and I doubt even one of them was telling the truth, least of all you.

"Every branch of education is based on maths" What a load of shit! The humanities (English, History, Literature, Art, Drama) have absolutely nothing to do with maths. And what's this about Shakespeare being lower than average intelligence? Have you ever STUDIED his work? The man was a god damned genius. Go fuck yourself.
User avatar #663 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
Yes it is, Algebra is the branch of math that concerns operations...

Arithmetic is the branch of mathematics that concerns number theory...

You are one of the stupidest high school graduates I've ever encountered in my entire life...
User avatar #664 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
Algebra doesn't only concern operations, and operations aren't limited to Algebra. Regardless, "stupidity" is not measured by mathematical knowledge. You wouldn't call Shakespeare "stupid", would you? He knew far less about maths than I do. I could easily call you stupid for not knowing basic Australian history, whereas I certainly know basic American history, courtesy of my AUSTRALIAN high school education.
User avatar #661 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
I think we've already established that you do not know Algebra, and yes Order of Operation is a concept of Algebra you fucking idiot...
User avatar #662 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
No, the Order of Operations can be applied both algebraically and non-algebraically. It's not a "concept of algebra" because it is not limited to algebraic application.
User avatar #659 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
How am I the one who's retarded. Every true, English Australian is descended from a criminal...?

At the very least, here in America we know basic algebra by the time we graduate high school.
User avatar #660 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
What the fuck are you talking about? Firstly, there were way, waay, waaay more settlers than there were convicts, so once again, you're just talking out of your ass about something that you know next to nothing about.

Secondly, the order of operations is not "basic algebra". It is used FOR algebra, but it is not, by definition, algebra. I may not be a mathematical genius, but at least I know what algebra is you retarded fucking hillbilly.
User avatar #654 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/07/2011) [-]
So basically you are saying "maths is based on observations of facts, not actual facts, and there is no mathematical laws" and yet you are also saying "you are retarded because you were taught a slightly different observation of facts than I was". Your logic is insufferably juvenile.
#647 - **** you. I cannot believe that you think you are smart…  [+] (31 new replies) 05/07/2011 on Idiots! 0
User avatar #649 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
Now I challenge you to find ONE, just ONE link to somebody who isn't as fucking dumb-as-rocks as you are that says that it is not done left to right...
User avatar #650 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/07/2011) [-]
The "left to right" thing is not taught where I live. Even if I was taught the wrong way, that does not mean I am dumb, you fuckhead. Is there actually a reason that it has to be done left to right, or that "3" would be a more correct answer than "1/3"? Or is it just a general preference that nearly everyone incorporates because America decided it would be easier to right down whole numbers as solutions rather than fractions or decimals?
User avatar #651 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
Are you really that fucking stupid? I really can't believe...

Either you are fucking retarded, or every single fucking person in Australia is fucking retarded...

I'm going to assume that it's just you...
User avatar #652 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/07/2011) [-]
Luckily I understand the asshole language, so I know that you are actually saying "I have no idea what the answer to your question is, so I'm just going to insult you instead".
User avatar #653 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
Okay, so let's take a step back...

You have just proven yourself to not only be ignorant of basic Algebra, but also to History, the concept of logic, history, and philosophy...

The left to right thing is most definitely taught where you live because other Australians in these comments have said it, you were just probably too stupid to fully understand the lesson.

Yes, there is a reason. Basically, as you should know since you passed high school. All math is 100% theory, there are no mathematical laws, because math is completely based on derivative observation of fact rather than the facts themselves. So instead of just doing whatever you think is right (which in your case is wrong) you must follow the theories that were previously set by
User avatar #655 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
previous mathematicians from back in the 1300s (or technically back to the 500s if you count the Golden Age of Islam as historical fact)

And no, as I previously stated, the Order of Operations was invented back in the 1300s, which was almost 500 years before America was even discovered, so those theories had nothing to do with Americans...

On a side note, I'd like you to keep in mind that America was founded by some of the smartest Englishmen who ever lived... Australia on the other hand, was founded by the scum of the earth. (ie. Murderers, rapists, kidnappers, and the ilk) Just some food for thought.
User avatar #658 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/07/2011) [-]
Now you are the one who is retarded. Australia was not founded by the convicts you stupid prick, it was founded by intelligent Englishmen just like America was. Captain James Cook discovered Australia in 1788. Initially, Australia was used as a prison for convicts who were shipped over, but 99% of those convicts were not the "scum of the earth" as you put it. Back in those days in England, even stealing a loaf of bread because you were starving was punishable by either death or being shipped overseas. Get your facts straight before you start talking shit.
User avatar #679 - iRetaliate (05/09/2011) [-]
I'm in the eastern US, learn time-zones and figure it out.
User avatar #680 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/09/2011) [-]
No. I know the time zones, but I simply am not going to the effort of figuring it out, because I could not give a fuck about whether you respond or not.
User avatar #677 - iRetaliate (05/09/2011) [-]
I'm doing at as an argument in my favor.

You're calling me stupid, I tell you about how I'm in college.
You call me lonely, I tell you about my fiancee.
You say I have nothing better to do, I tell you about my job.

It's bare logic, you should learn some. Anyway, I have to go to work in an hour, so if you want to continue being stupid, please wait until I get back home at 4:00...
User avatar #678 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/09/2011) [-]
As if I could be fucked figuring out what time 4:00 would be where I live. Also, you told me about your "fiancee", "job" and "college" all in the space of one sentence, and I never said ONCE said you were lonely or had nothing better to do. You were just being overly defensive by making up bullshit without provocation.
User avatar #675 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
You act as if being in college, having a fiancee, and owning a car is a big deal...
User avatar #676 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/09/2011) [-]
It's not a big deal. Which is why I think it's hilarious when you feel the need to brag about it. Nobody who actually had those things would run their mouth about it over the internet to some random.
User avatar #673 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
Implying what, kiddo? I'm very used to you saying stupid shit, but this one kind of stumps me...

My fiancee is at her mother's house, my semester doesn't begin until June 25th, and I just bought a new car. So what exactly SHOULD I be doing?

And if you weren't a complete fucking retard, you would have realized that what I was implying by "how much do you make an hour" was referencing that fact that you most likely work for minimum wage because you didn't even graduate high school...
User avatar #674 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
I knew exactly what you were referencing, because you put it in brackets. Also, I did graduate high school, and that's as much as you'll ever know about my personal life. The guy who brags over the internet about having a fiancee and a car is the same guy who is actually a fat virgin.
User avatar #671 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
I don't think you understand what the word "major" means...

I am in college, therefore I am majoring in something. That something happens to be World History.

And if you actually had a job, you'd be bragging about your salary. Unfortunately, you either don't have one or it's at McDonalds...

Anyway, I make $30/hour building computers. While going to school. And managing to make time for my fiancee. You sir, are pathetic. Please leave the internet and take your fail with you.
User avatar #672 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
LOL Yeah, because everyone like to brag over the internet about how much money they make to complete randoms.

Also, I know exactly what a "major" is in terms of shitty American education, and if you were a world history major, one would think that you would know a good deal about history. Clearly, you don't.

Furthermore, if you DID have a fiancee (which you don't), and you WERE making $30 an hour (which you aren't), you wouldn't be needing to brag about it over the internet, now would you?
User avatar #669 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
So how much money do you make an hour, kiddo? (by this question I really mean "What's minimum wage at right now?")

And no, I am a history major... It's called college education, faggot. Maybe if you weren't such a retard you would have gotten one after you graduated from high school.
User avatar #670 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
Has this whole thing been a bonding experience for you? Because it certainly hasn't been for me; I wouldn't give you my real fucking name, let alone my salary, asshole.

Yeah, SUUUURE you're a history major. Every American prick on the internet claims to be one, so why should you be any different? The simple fact that you think Australia was founded by convicts tells me that you know as much about history as the average sea-sponge knows about quantum-physics.
User avatar #667 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
Have you ever studied anything? You act all high and mighty but the bare fact of the matter is that you couldn't have passed the 9th grade without knowing Algebra, you are fucking retarded...
User avatar #668 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
So far you've proclaimed that you're a history major (which we both know is bullshit), said that Shakespeare was a dumbass (which in turn makes you a dumbass), made claim that Australia was "founded by convicts" (You're a retard) and have proven that the only thing you will ever be any good for is mathematics. Well guess what? There are countless machines can do maths, and they can do it a hell of a lot better than you can. There you go. Have fun being worthless.
User avatar #665 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
You are THE stupidest high school graduate I've ever encountered...

1) But it's the lowest form of math that does (I highly doubt that you know Geometry/Trig/Calc/Stats if you can't even manage Algebra)
2) It basically is, every branch of education is based on Math. Even language/history/science.
3) Yes I would, and so would most scholars. Shakespeare is considered the most INSPIRED poet of all time, not the most intelligent. Many scholars have actually discovered that his IQ was most likely slightly below average.
4) I don't think YOU know Australian history, I'm a World History major currently on his senior year of college at one of the best colleges in the world...
5) I highly doubt you know any type of history, let alone ANYTHING...
User avatar #666 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
You've already proven that you know fuck all about Australian History, so don't give me the "World History Major" bullshit. Every asshole on the internet that I've ever argued with regarding anything to do with history has claimed to be a history major, and I doubt even one of them was telling the truth, least of all you.

"Every branch of education is based on maths" What a load of shit! The humanities (English, History, Literature, Art, Drama) have absolutely nothing to do with maths. And what's this about Shakespeare being lower than average intelligence? Have you ever STUDIED his work? The man was a god damned genius. Go fuck yourself.
User avatar #663 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
Yes it is, Algebra is the branch of math that concerns operations...

Arithmetic is the branch of mathematics that concerns number theory...

You are one of the stupidest high school graduates I've ever encountered in my entire life...
User avatar #664 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
Algebra doesn't only concern operations, and operations aren't limited to Algebra. Regardless, "stupidity" is not measured by mathematical knowledge. You wouldn't call Shakespeare "stupid", would you? He knew far less about maths than I do. I could easily call you stupid for not knowing basic Australian history, whereas I certainly know basic American history, courtesy of my AUSTRALIAN high school education.
User avatar #661 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
I think we've already established that you do not know Algebra, and yes Order of Operation is a concept of Algebra you fucking idiot...
User avatar #662 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
No, the Order of Operations can be applied both algebraically and non-algebraically. It's not a "concept of algebra" because it is not limited to algebraic application.
User avatar #659 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
How am I the one who's retarded. Every true, English Australian is descended from a criminal...?

At the very least, here in America we know basic algebra by the time we graduate high school.
User avatar #660 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
What the fuck are you talking about? Firstly, there were way, waay, waaay more settlers than there were convicts, so once again, you're just talking out of your ass about something that you know next to nothing about.

Secondly, the order of operations is not "basic algebra". It is used FOR algebra, but it is not, by definition, algebra. I may not be a mathematical genius, but at least I know what algebra is you retarded fucking hillbilly.
User avatar #654 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/07/2011) [-]
So basically you are saying "maths is based on observations of facts, not actual facts, and there is no mathematical laws" and yet you are also saying "you are retarded because you were taught a slightly different observation of facts than I was". Your logic is insufferably juvenile.
#645 - I've already graduated from high school, asshole. There is con…  [+] (33 new replies) 05/07/2011 on Idiots! 0
User avatar #646 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
No, I cannot believe you are honestly this retarded...

It's non-debatable... it's not like your school can just set math rules, learn how Order of Operations work...
User avatar #647 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/07/2011) [-]
Fuck you. I cannot believe that you think you are smarter than the world's top mathematicians who STILL haven't concluded which order of operations is correct. PEDMAS/PEMDAS/BODMAS/BOMDAS/BIDMAS/BIMDAS are all still taught in different places, and nobody, especially not some arrogant fuckcheese like you, has the right to say that any of them are wrong. Go die in a hole.
User avatar #649 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
Now I challenge you to find ONE, just ONE link to somebody who isn't as fucking dumb-as-rocks as you are that says that it is not done left to right...
User avatar #650 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/07/2011) [-]
The "left to right" thing is not taught where I live. Even if I was taught the wrong way, that does not mean I am dumb, you fuckhead. Is there actually a reason that it has to be done left to right, or that "3" would be a more correct answer than "1/3"? Or is it just a general preference that nearly everyone incorporates because America decided it would be easier to right down whole numbers as solutions rather than fractions or decimals?
User avatar #651 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
Are you really that fucking stupid? I really can't believe...

Either you are fucking retarded, or every single fucking person in Australia is fucking retarded...

I'm going to assume that it's just you...
User avatar #652 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/07/2011) [-]
Luckily I understand the asshole language, so I know that you are actually saying "I have no idea what the answer to your question is, so I'm just going to insult you instead".
User avatar #653 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
Okay, so let's take a step back...

You have just proven yourself to not only be ignorant of basic Algebra, but also to History, the concept of logic, history, and philosophy...

The left to right thing is most definitely taught where you live because other Australians in these comments have said it, you were just probably too stupid to fully understand the lesson.

Yes, there is a reason. Basically, as you should know since you passed high school. All math is 100% theory, there are no mathematical laws, because math is completely based on derivative observation of fact rather than the facts themselves. So instead of just doing whatever you think is right (which in your case is wrong) you must follow the theories that were previously set by
User avatar #655 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
previous mathematicians from back in the 1300s (or technically back to the 500s if you count the Golden Age of Islam as historical fact)

And no, as I previously stated, the Order of Operations was invented back in the 1300s, which was almost 500 years before America was even discovered, so those theories had nothing to do with Americans...

On a side note, I'd like you to keep in mind that America was founded by some of the smartest Englishmen who ever lived... Australia on the other hand, was founded by the scum of the earth. (ie. Murderers, rapists, kidnappers, and the ilk) Just some food for thought.
User avatar #658 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/07/2011) [-]
Now you are the one who is retarded. Australia was not founded by the convicts you stupid prick, it was founded by intelligent Englishmen just like America was. Captain James Cook discovered Australia in 1788. Initially, Australia was used as a prison for convicts who were shipped over, but 99% of those convicts were not the "scum of the earth" as you put it. Back in those days in England, even stealing a loaf of bread because you were starving was punishable by either death or being shipped overseas. Get your facts straight before you start talking shit.
User avatar #679 - iRetaliate (05/09/2011) [-]
I'm in the eastern US, learn time-zones and figure it out.
User avatar #680 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/09/2011) [-]
No. I know the time zones, but I simply am not going to the effort of figuring it out, because I could not give a fuck about whether you respond or not.
User avatar #677 - iRetaliate (05/09/2011) [-]
I'm doing at as an argument in my favor.

You're calling me stupid, I tell you about how I'm in college.
You call me lonely, I tell you about my fiancee.
You say I have nothing better to do, I tell you about my job.

It's bare logic, you should learn some. Anyway, I have to go to work in an hour, so if you want to continue being stupid, please wait until I get back home at 4:00...
User avatar #678 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/09/2011) [-]
As if I could be fucked figuring out what time 4:00 would be where I live. Also, you told me about your "fiancee", "job" and "college" all in the space of one sentence, and I never said ONCE said you were lonely or had nothing better to do. You were just being overly defensive by making up bullshit without provocation.
User avatar #675 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
You act as if being in college, having a fiancee, and owning a car is a big deal...
User avatar #676 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/09/2011) [-]
It's not a big deal. Which is why I think it's hilarious when you feel the need to brag about it. Nobody who actually had those things would run their mouth about it over the internet to some random.
User avatar #673 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
Implying what, kiddo? I'm very used to you saying stupid shit, but this one kind of stumps me...

My fiancee is at her mother's house, my semester doesn't begin until June 25th, and I just bought a new car. So what exactly SHOULD I be doing?

And if you weren't a complete fucking retard, you would have realized that what I was implying by "how much do you make an hour" was referencing that fact that you most likely work for minimum wage because you didn't even graduate high school...
User avatar #674 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
I knew exactly what you were referencing, because you put it in brackets. Also, I did graduate high school, and that's as much as you'll ever know about my personal life. The guy who brags over the internet about having a fiancee and a car is the same guy who is actually a fat virgin.
User avatar #671 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
I don't think you understand what the word "major" means...

I am in college, therefore I am majoring in something. That something happens to be World History.

And if you actually had a job, you'd be bragging about your salary. Unfortunately, you either don't have one or it's at McDonalds...

Anyway, I make $30/hour building computers. While going to school. And managing to make time for my fiancee. You sir, are pathetic. Please leave the internet and take your fail with you.
User avatar #672 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
LOL Yeah, because everyone like to brag over the internet about how much money they make to complete randoms.

Also, I know exactly what a "major" is in terms of shitty American education, and if you were a world history major, one would think that you would know a good deal about history. Clearly, you don't.

Furthermore, if you DID have a fiancee (which you don't), and you WERE making $30 an hour (which you aren't), you wouldn't be needing to brag about it over the internet, now would you?
User avatar #669 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
So how much money do you make an hour, kiddo? (by this question I really mean "What's minimum wage at right now?")

And no, I am a history major... It's called college education, faggot. Maybe if you weren't such a retard you would have gotten one after you graduated from high school.
User avatar #670 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
Has this whole thing been a bonding experience for you? Because it certainly hasn't been for me; I wouldn't give you my real fucking name, let alone my salary, asshole.

Yeah, SUUUURE you're a history major. Every American prick on the internet claims to be one, so why should you be any different? The simple fact that you think Australia was founded by convicts tells me that you know as much about history as the average sea-sponge knows about quantum-physics.
User avatar #667 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
Have you ever studied anything? You act all high and mighty but the bare fact of the matter is that you couldn't have passed the 9th grade without knowing Algebra, you are fucking retarded...
User avatar #668 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
So far you've proclaimed that you're a history major (which we both know is bullshit), said that Shakespeare was a dumbass (which in turn makes you a dumbass), made claim that Australia was "founded by convicts" (You're a retard) and have proven that the only thing you will ever be any good for is mathematics. Well guess what? There are countless machines can do maths, and they can do it a hell of a lot better than you can. There you go. Have fun being worthless.
User avatar #665 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
You are THE stupidest high school graduate I've ever encountered...

1) But it's the lowest form of math that does (I highly doubt that you know Geometry/Trig/Calc/Stats if you can't even manage Algebra)
2) It basically is, every branch of education is based on Math. Even language/history/science.
3) Yes I would, and so would most scholars. Shakespeare is considered the most INSPIRED poet of all time, not the most intelligent. Many scholars have actually discovered that his IQ was most likely slightly below average.
4) I don't think YOU know Australian history, I'm a World History major currently on his senior year of college at one of the best colleges in the world...
5) I highly doubt you know any type of history, let alone ANYTHING...
User avatar #666 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
You've already proven that you know fuck all about Australian History, so don't give me the "World History Major" bullshit. Every asshole on the internet that I've ever argued with regarding anything to do with history has claimed to be a history major, and I doubt even one of them was telling the truth, least of all you.

"Every branch of education is based on maths" What a load of shit! The humanities (English, History, Literature, Art, Drama) have absolutely nothing to do with maths. And what's this about Shakespeare being lower than average intelligence? Have you ever STUDIED his work? The man was a god damned genius. Go fuck yourself.
User avatar #663 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
Yes it is, Algebra is the branch of math that concerns operations...

Arithmetic is the branch of mathematics that concerns number theory...

You are one of the stupidest high school graduates I've ever encountered in my entire life...
User avatar #664 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
Algebra doesn't only concern operations, and operations aren't limited to Algebra. Regardless, "stupidity" is not measured by mathematical knowledge. You wouldn't call Shakespeare "stupid", would you? He knew far less about maths than I do. I could easily call you stupid for not knowing basic Australian history, whereas I certainly know basic American history, courtesy of my AUSTRALIAN high school education.
User avatar #661 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
I think we've already established that you do not know Algebra, and yes Order of Operation is a concept of Algebra you fucking idiot...
User avatar #662 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
No, the Order of Operations can be applied both algebraically and non-algebraically. It's not a "concept of algebra" because it is not limited to algebraic application.
User avatar #659 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
How am I the one who's retarded. Every true, English Australian is descended from a criminal...?

At the very least, here in America we know basic algebra by the time we graduate high school.
User avatar #660 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
What the fuck are you talking about? Firstly, there were way, waay, waaay more settlers than there were convicts, so once again, you're just talking out of your ass about something that you know next to nothing about.

Secondly, the order of operations is not "basic algebra". It is used FOR algebra, but it is not, by definition, algebra. I may not be a mathematical genius, but at least I know what algebra is you retarded fucking hillbilly.
User avatar #654 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/07/2011) [-]
So basically you are saying "maths is based on observations of facts, not actual facts, and there is no mathematical laws" and yet you are also saying "you are retarded because you were taught a slightly different observation of facts than I was". Your logic is insufferably juvenile.
#643 - No, where I live, 1/3 is the correct answer to that equation. …  [+] (35 new replies) 05/07/2011 on Idiots! 0
User avatar #644 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
No, it really isn't... you're probably just still in middle school and therefore don't know shit...
User avatar #645 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/07/2011) [-]
I've already graduated from high school, asshole. There is constant debate about which order of operations is correct, and the one that my school adopted was obviously different to the one yours did. "1/3" is the correct answer according to BIMDAS, which is what I follow.
User avatar #646 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
No, I cannot believe you are honestly this retarded...

It's non-debatable... it's not like your school can just set math rules, learn how Order of Operations work...
User avatar #647 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/07/2011) [-]
Fuck you. I cannot believe that you think you are smarter than the world's top mathematicians who STILL haven't concluded which order of operations is correct. PEDMAS/PEMDAS/BODMAS/BOMDAS/BIDMAS/BIMDAS are all still taught in different places, and nobody, especially not some arrogant fuckcheese like you, has the right to say that any of them are wrong. Go die in a hole.
User avatar #649 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
Now I challenge you to find ONE, just ONE link to somebody who isn't as fucking dumb-as-rocks as you are that says that it is not done left to right...
User avatar #650 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/07/2011) [-]
The "left to right" thing is not taught where I live. Even if I was taught the wrong way, that does not mean I am dumb, you fuckhead. Is there actually a reason that it has to be done left to right, or that "3" would be a more correct answer than "1/3"? Or is it just a general preference that nearly everyone incorporates because America decided it would be easier to right down whole numbers as solutions rather than fractions or decimals?
User avatar #651 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
Are you really that fucking stupid? I really can't believe...

Either you are fucking retarded, or every single fucking person in Australia is fucking retarded...

I'm going to assume that it's just you...
User avatar #652 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/07/2011) [-]
Luckily I understand the asshole language, so I know that you are actually saying "I have no idea what the answer to your question is, so I'm just going to insult you instead".
User avatar #653 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
Okay, so let's take a step back...

You have just proven yourself to not only be ignorant of basic Algebra, but also to History, the concept of logic, history, and philosophy...

The left to right thing is most definitely taught where you live because other Australians in these comments have said it, you were just probably too stupid to fully understand the lesson.

Yes, there is a reason. Basically, as you should know since you passed high school. All math is 100% theory, there are no mathematical laws, because math is completely based on derivative observation of fact rather than the facts themselves. So instead of just doing whatever you think is right (which in your case is wrong) you must follow the theories that were previously set by
User avatar #655 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
previous mathematicians from back in the 1300s (or technically back to the 500s if you count the Golden Age of Islam as historical fact)

And no, as I previously stated, the Order of Operations was invented back in the 1300s, which was almost 500 years before America was even discovered, so those theories had nothing to do with Americans...

On a side note, I'd like you to keep in mind that America was founded by some of the smartest Englishmen who ever lived... Australia on the other hand, was founded by the scum of the earth. (ie. Murderers, rapists, kidnappers, and the ilk) Just some food for thought.
User avatar #658 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/07/2011) [-]
Now you are the one who is retarded. Australia was not founded by the convicts you stupid prick, it was founded by intelligent Englishmen just like America was. Captain James Cook discovered Australia in 1788. Initially, Australia was used as a prison for convicts who were shipped over, but 99% of those convicts were not the "scum of the earth" as you put it. Back in those days in England, even stealing a loaf of bread because you were starving was punishable by either death or being shipped overseas. Get your facts straight before you start talking shit.
User avatar #679 - iRetaliate (05/09/2011) [-]
I'm in the eastern US, learn time-zones and figure it out.
User avatar #680 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/09/2011) [-]
No. I know the time zones, but I simply am not going to the effort of figuring it out, because I could not give a fuck about whether you respond or not.
User avatar #677 - iRetaliate (05/09/2011) [-]
I'm doing at as an argument in my favor.

You're calling me stupid, I tell you about how I'm in college.
You call me lonely, I tell you about my fiancee.
You say I have nothing better to do, I tell you about my job.

It's bare logic, you should learn some. Anyway, I have to go to work in an hour, so if you want to continue being stupid, please wait until I get back home at 4:00...
User avatar #678 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/09/2011) [-]
As if I could be fucked figuring out what time 4:00 would be where I live. Also, you told me about your "fiancee", "job" and "college" all in the space of one sentence, and I never said ONCE said you were lonely or had nothing better to do. You were just being overly defensive by making up bullshit without provocation.
User avatar #675 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
You act as if being in college, having a fiancee, and owning a car is a big deal...
User avatar #676 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/09/2011) [-]
It's not a big deal. Which is why I think it's hilarious when you feel the need to brag about it. Nobody who actually had those things would run their mouth about it over the internet to some random.
User avatar #673 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
Implying what, kiddo? I'm very used to you saying stupid shit, but this one kind of stumps me...

My fiancee is at her mother's house, my semester doesn't begin until June 25th, and I just bought a new car. So what exactly SHOULD I be doing?

And if you weren't a complete fucking retard, you would have realized that what I was implying by "how much do you make an hour" was referencing that fact that you most likely work for minimum wage because you didn't even graduate high school...
User avatar #674 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
I knew exactly what you were referencing, because you put it in brackets. Also, I did graduate high school, and that's as much as you'll ever know about my personal life. The guy who brags over the internet about having a fiancee and a car is the same guy who is actually a fat virgin.
User avatar #671 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
I don't think you understand what the word "major" means...

I am in college, therefore I am majoring in something. That something happens to be World History.

And if you actually had a job, you'd be bragging about your salary. Unfortunately, you either don't have one or it's at McDonalds...

Anyway, I make $30/hour building computers. While going to school. And managing to make time for my fiancee. You sir, are pathetic. Please leave the internet and take your fail with you.
User avatar #672 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
LOL Yeah, because everyone like to brag over the internet about how much money they make to complete randoms.

Also, I know exactly what a "major" is in terms of shitty American education, and if you were a world history major, one would think that you would know a good deal about history. Clearly, you don't.

Furthermore, if you DID have a fiancee (which you don't), and you WERE making $30 an hour (which you aren't), you wouldn't be needing to brag about it over the internet, now would you?
User avatar #669 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
So how much money do you make an hour, kiddo? (by this question I really mean "What's minimum wage at right now?")

And no, I am a history major... It's called college education, faggot. Maybe if you weren't such a retard you would have gotten one after you graduated from high school.
User avatar #670 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
Has this whole thing been a bonding experience for you? Because it certainly hasn't been for me; I wouldn't give you my real fucking name, let alone my salary, asshole.

Yeah, SUUUURE you're a history major. Every American prick on the internet claims to be one, so why should you be any different? The simple fact that you think Australia was founded by convicts tells me that you know as much about history as the average sea-sponge knows about quantum-physics.
User avatar #667 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
Have you ever studied anything? You act all high and mighty but the bare fact of the matter is that you couldn't have passed the 9th grade without knowing Algebra, you are fucking retarded...
User avatar #668 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
So far you've proclaimed that you're a history major (which we both know is bullshit), said that Shakespeare was a dumbass (which in turn makes you a dumbass), made claim that Australia was "founded by convicts" (You're a retard) and have proven that the only thing you will ever be any good for is mathematics. Well guess what? There are countless machines can do maths, and they can do it a hell of a lot better than you can. There you go. Have fun being worthless.
User avatar #665 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
You are THE stupidest high school graduate I've ever encountered...

1) But it's the lowest form of math that does (I highly doubt that you know Geometry/Trig/Calc/Stats if you can't even manage Algebra)
2) It basically is, every branch of education is based on Math. Even language/history/science.
3) Yes I would, and so would most scholars. Shakespeare is considered the most INSPIRED poet of all time, not the most intelligent. Many scholars have actually discovered that his IQ was most likely slightly below average.
4) I don't think YOU know Australian history, I'm a World History major currently on his senior year of college at one of the best colleges in the world...
5) I highly doubt you know any type of history, let alone ANYTHING...
User avatar #666 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
You've already proven that you know fuck all about Australian History, so don't give me the "World History Major" bullshit. Every asshole on the internet that I've ever argued with regarding anything to do with history has claimed to be a history major, and I doubt even one of them was telling the truth, least of all you.

"Every branch of education is based on maths" What a load of shit! The humanities (English, History, Literature, Art, Drama) have absolutely nothing to do with maths. And what's this about Shakespeare being lower than average intelligence? Have you ever STUDIED his work? The man was a god damned genius. Go fuck yourself.
User avatar #663 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
Yes it is, Algebra is the branch of math that concerns operations...

Arithmetic is the branch of mathematics that concerns number theory...

You are one of the stupidest high school graduates I've ever encountered in my entire life...
User avatar #664 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
Algebra doesn't only concern operations, and operations aren't limited to Algebra. Regardless, "stupidity" is not measured by mathematical knowledge. You wouldn't call Shakespeare "stupid", would you? He knew far less about maths than I do. I could easily call you stupid for not knowing basic Australian history, whereas I certainly know basic American history, courtesy of my AUSTRALIAN high school education.
User avatar #661 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
I think we've already established that you do not know Algebra, and yes Order of Operation is a concept of Algebra you fucking idiot...
User avatar #662 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
No, the Order of Operations can be applied both algebraically and non-algebraically. It's not a "concept of algebra" because it is not limited to algebraic application.
User avatar #659 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
How am I the one who's retarded. Every true, English Australian is descended from a criminal...?

At the very least, here in America we know basic algebra by the time we graduate high school.
User avatar #660 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
What the fuck are you talking about? Firstly, there were way, waay, waaay more settlers than there were convicts, so once again, you're just talking out of your ass about something that you know next to nothing about.

Secondly, the order of operations is not "basic algebra". It is used FOR algebra, but it is not, by definition, algebra. I may not be a mathematical genius, but at least I know what algebra is you retarded fucking hillbilly.
User avatar #654 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/07/2011) [-]
So basically you are saying "maths is based on observations of facts, not actual facts, and there is no mathematical laws" and yet you are also saying "you are retarded because you were taught a slightly different observation of facts than I was". Your logic is insufferably juvenile.
#641 - Like I said, I learnt BIMDAS, which actually recommended doing…  [+] (37 new replies) 05/07/2011 on Idiots! 0
User avatar #642 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
No, you're dumb...

If you do division first, 3/3x3 = 3
If you do multiplication first, 3/3x9 = 1/3

It's does affect the solution, learn math.
User avatar #643 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/07/2011) [-]
No, where I live, 1/3 is the correct answer to that equation. Deal with it.
User avatar #644 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
No, it really isn't... you're probably just still in middle school and therefore don't know shit...
User avatar #645 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/07/2011) [-]
I've already graduated from high school, asshole. There is constant debate about which order of operations is correct, and the one that my school adopted was obviously different to the one yours did. "1/3" is the correct answer according to BIMDAS, which is what I follow.
User avatar #646 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
No, I cannot believe you are honestly this retarded...

It's non-debatable... it's not like your school can just set math rules, learn how Order of Operations work...
User avatar #647 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/07/2011) [-]
Fuck you. I cannot believe that you think you are smarter than the world's top mathematicians who STILL haven't concluded which order of operations is correct. PEDMAS/PEMDAS/BODMAS/BOMDAS/BIDMAS/BIMDAS are all still taught in different places, and nobody, especially not some arrogant fuckcheese like you, has the right to say that any of them are wrong. Go die in a hole.
User avatar #649 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
Now I challenge you to find ONE, just ONE link to somebody who isn't as fucking dumb-as-rocks as you are that says that it is not done left to right...
User avatar #650 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/07/2011) [-]
The "left to right" thing is not taught where I live. Even if I was taught the wrong way, that does not mean I am dumb, you fuckhead. Is there actually a reason that it has to be done left to right, or that "3" would be a more correct answer than "1/3"? Or is it just a general preference that nearly everyone incorporates because America decided it would be easier to right down whole numbers as solutions rather than fractions or decimals?
User avatar #651 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
Are you really that fucking stupid? I really can't believe...

Either you are fucking retarded, or every single fucking person in Australia is fucking retarded...

I'm going to assume that it's just you...
User avatar #652 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/07/2011) [-]
Luckily I understand the asshole language, so I know that you are actually saying "I have no idea what the answer to your question is, so I'm just going to insult you instead".
User avatar #653 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
Okay, so let's take a step back...

You have just proven yourself to not only be ignorant of basic Algebra, but also to History, the concept of logic, history, and philosophy...

The left to right thing is most definitely taught where you live because other Australians in these comments have said it, you were just probably too stupid to fully understand the lesson.

Yes, there is a reason. Basically, as you should know since you passed high school. All math is 100% theory, there are no mathematical laws, because math is completely based on derivative observation of fact rather than the facts themselves. So instead of just doing whatever you think is right (which in your case is wrong) you must follow the theories that were previously set by
User avatar #655 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
previous mathematicians from back in the 1300s (or technically back to the 500s if you count the Golden Age of Islam as historical fact)

And no, as I previously stated, the Order of Operations was invented back in the 1300s, which was almost 500 years before America was even discovered, so those theories had nothing to do with Americans...

On a side note, I'd like you to keep in mind that America was founded by some of the smartest Englishmen who ever lived... Australia on the other hand, was founded by the scum of the earth. (ie. Murderers, rapists, kidnappers, and the ilk) Just some food for thought.
User avatar #658 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/07/2011) [-]
Now you are the one who is retarded. Australia was not founded by the convicts you stupid prick, it was founded by intelligent Englishmen just like America was. Captain James Cook discovered Australia in 1788. Initially, Australia was used as a prison for convicts who were shipped over, but 99% of those convicts were not the "scum of the earth" as you put it. Back in those days in England, even stealing a loaf of bread because you were starving was punishable by either death or being shipped overseas. Get your facts straight before you start talking shit.
User avatar #679 - iRetaliate (05/09/2011) [-]
I'm in the eastern US, learn time-zones and figure it out.
User avatar #680 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/09/2011) [-]
No. I know the time zones, but I simply am not going to the effort of figuring it out, because I could not give a fuck about whether you respond or not.
User avatar #677 - iRetaliate (05/09/2011) [-]
I'm doing at as an argument in my favor.

You're calling me stupid, I tell you about how I'm in college.
You call me lonely, I tell you about my fiancee.
You say I have nothing better to do, I tell you about my job.

It's bare logic, you should learn some. Anyway, I have to go to work in an hour, so if you want to continue being stupid, please wait until I get back home at 4:00...
User avatar #678 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/09/2011) [-]
As if I could be fucked figuring out what time 4:00 would be where I live. Also, you told me about your "fiancee", "job" and "college" all in the space of one sentence, and I never said ONCE said you were lonely or had nothing better to do. You were just being overly defensive by making up bullshit without provocation.
User avatar #675 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
You act as if being in college, having a fiancee, and owning a car is a big deal...
User avatar #676 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/09/2011) [-]
It's not a big deal. Which is why I think it's hilarious when you feel the need to brag about it. Nobody who actually had those things would run their mouth about it over the internet to some random.
User avatar #673 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
Implying what, kiddo? I'm very used to you saying stupid shit, but this one kind of stumps me...

My fiancee is at her mother's house, my semester doesn't begin until June 25th, and I just bought a new car. So what exactly SHOULD I be doing?

And if you weren't a complete fucking retard, you would have realized that what I was implying by "how much do you make an hour" was referencing that fact that you most likely work for minimum wage because you didn't even graduate high school...
User avatar #674 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
I knew exactly what you were referencing, because you put it in brackets. Also, I did graduate high school, and that's as much as you'll ever know about my personal life. The guy who brags over the internet about having a fiancee and a car is the same guy who is actually a fat virgin.
User avatar #671 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
I don't think you understand what the word "major" means...

I am in college, therefore I am majoring in something. That something happens to be World History.

And if you actually had a job, you'd be bragging about your salary. Unfortunately, you either don't have one or it's at McDonalds...

Anyway, I make $30/hour building computers. While going to school. And managing to make time for my fiancee. You sir, are pathetic. Please leave the internet and take your fail with you.
User avatar #672 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
LOL Yeah, because everyone like to brag over the internet about how much money they make to complete randoms.

Also, I know exactly what a "major" is in terms of shitty American education, and if you were a world history major, one would think that you would know a good deal about history. Clearly, you don't.

Furthermore, if you DID have a fiancee (which you don't), and you WERE making $30 an hour (which you aren't), you wouldn't be needing to brag about it over the internet, now would you?
User avatar #669 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
So how much money do you make an hour, kiddo? (by this question I really mean "What's minimum wage at right now?")

And no, I am a history major... It's called college education, faggot. Maybe if you weren't such a retard you would have gotten one after you graduated from high school.
User avatar #670 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
Has this whole thing been a bonding experience for you? Because it certainly hasn't been for me; I wouldn't give you my real fucking name, let alone my salary, asshole.

Yeah, SUUUURE you're a history major. Every American prick on the internet claims to be one, so why should you be any different? The simple fact that you think Australia was founded by convicts tells me that you know as much about history as the average sea-sponge knows about quantum-physics.
User avatar #667 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
Have you ever studied anything? You act all high and mighty but the bare fact of the matter is that you couldn't have passed the 9th grade without knowing Algebra, you are fucking retarded...
User avatar #668 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
So far you've proclaimed that you're a history major (which we both know is bullshit), said that Shakespeare was a dumbass (which in turn makes you a dumbass), made claim that Australia was "founded by convicts" (You're a retard) and have proven that the only thing you will ever be any good for is mathematics. Well guess what? There are countless machines can do maths, and they can do it a hell of a lot better than you can. There you go. Have fun being worthless.
User avatar #665 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
You are THE stupidest high school graduate I've ever encountered...

1) But it's the lowest form of math that does (I highly doubt that you know Geometry/Trig/Calc/Stats if you can't even manage Algebra)
2) It basically is, every branch of education is based on Math. Even language/history/science.
3) Yes I would, and so would most scholars. Shakespeare is considered the most INSPIRED poet of all time, not the most intelligent. Many scholars have actually discovered that his IQ was most likely slightly below average.
4) I don't think YOU know Australian history, I'm a World History major currently on his senior year of college at one of the best colleges in the world...
5) I highly doubt you know any type of history, let alone ANYTHING...
User avatar #666 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
You've already proven that you know fuck all about Australian History, so don't give me the "World History Major" bullshit. Every asshole on the internet that I've ever argued with regarding anything to do with history has claimed to be a history major, and I doubt even one of them was telling the truth, least of all you.

"Every branch of education is based on maths" What a load of shit! The humanities (English, History, Literature, Art, Drama) have absolutely nothing to do with maths. And what's this about Shakespeare being lower than average intelligence? Have you ever STUDIED his work? The man was a god damned genius. Go fuck yourself.
User avatar #663 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
Yes it is, Algebra is the branch of math that concerns operations...

Arithmetic is the branch of mathematics that concerns number theory...

You are one of the stupidest high school graduates I've ever encountered in my entire life...
User avatar #664 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
Algebra doesn't only concern operations, and operations aren't limited to Algebra. Regardless, "stupidity" is not measured by mathematical knowledge. You wouldn't call Shakespeare "stupid", would you? He knew far less about maths than I do. I could easily call you stupid for not knowing basic Australian history, whereas I certainly know basic American history, courtesy of my AUSTRALIAN high school education.
User avatar #661 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
I think we've already established that you do not know Algebra, and yes Order of Operation is a concept of Algebra you fucking idiot...
User avatar #662 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
No, the Order of Operations can be applied both algebraically and non-algebraically. It's not a "concept of algebra" because it is not limited to algebraic application.
User avatar #659 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
How am I the one who's retarded. Every true, English Australian is descended from a criminal...?

At the very least, here in America we know basic algebra by the time we graduate high school.
User avatar #660 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
What the fuck are you talking about? Firstly, there were way, waay, waaay more settlers than there were convicts, so once again, you're just talking out of your ass about something that you know next to nothing about.

Secondly, the order of operations is not "basic algebra". It is used FOR algebra, but it is not, by definition, algebra. I may not be a mathematical genius, but at least I know what algebra is you retarded fucking hillbilly.
User avatar #654 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/07/2011) [-]
So basically you are saying "maths is based on observations of facts, not actual facts, and there is no mathematical laws" and yet you are also saying "you are retarded because you were taught a slightly different observation of facts than I was". Your logic is insufferably juvenile.
#639 - No, I learnt BIMDAS, but occasionally it was referred to as BI…  [+] (39 new replies) 05/07/2011 on Idiots! 0
User avatar #640 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
No, when it's a decision between Multiplication and Division you ALWAYS go left to right...

And BIDMAS is actually written as B I DM AS...
User avatar #641 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/07/2011) [-]
Like I said, I learnt BIMDAS, which actually recommended doing multiplication first. But that's irrelevant anyway, because choosing to do division or multiplication first doesn't actually affect the solution. Whoever told you that you have to go left to right when it comes mult/div probably just told you that to simplify it for you, so that you wouldn't have to make an unnecessary decision every time you do a maths problem.
User avatar #642 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
No, you're dumb...

If you do division first, 3/3x3 = 3
If you do multiplication first, 3/3x9 = 1/3

It's does affect the solution, learn math.
User avatar #643 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/07/2011) [-]
No, where I live, 1/3 is the correct answer to that equation. Deal with it.
User avatar #644 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
No, it really isn't... you're probably just still in middle school and therefore don't know shit...
User avatar #645 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/07/2011) [-]
I've already graduated from high school, asshole. There is constant debate about which order of operations is correct, and the one that my school adopted was obviously different to the one yours did. "1/3" is the correct answer according to BIMDAS, which is what I follow.
User avatar #646 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
No, I cannot believe you are honestly this retarded...

It's non-debatable... it's not like your school can just set math rules, learn how Order of Operations work...
User avatar #647 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/07/2011) [-]
Fuck you. I cannot believe that you think you are smarter than the world's top mathematicians who STILL haven't concluded which order of operations is correct. PEDMAS/PEMDAS/BODMAS/BOMDAS/BIDMAS/BIMDAS are all still taught in different places, and nobody, especially not some arrogant fuckcheese like you, has the right to say that any of them are wrong. Go die in a hole.
User avatar #649 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
Now I challenge you to find ONE, just ONE link to somebody who isn't as fucking dumb-as-rocks as you are that says that it is not done left to right...
User avatar #650 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/07/2011) [-]
The "left to right" thing is not taught where I live. Even if I was taught the wrong way, that does not mean I am dumb, you fuckhead. Is there actually a reason that it has to be done left to right, or that "3" would be a more correct answer than "1/3"? Or is it just a general preference that nearly everyone incorporates because America decided it would be easier to right down whole numbers as solutions rather than fractions or decimals?
User avatar #651 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
Are you really that fucking stupid? I really can't believe...

Either you are fucking retarded, or every single fucking person in Australia is fucking retarded...

I'm going to assume that it's just you...
User avatar #652 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/07/2011) [-]
Luckily I understand the asshole language, so I know that you are actually saying "I have no idea what the answer to your question is, so I'm just going to insult you instead".
User avatar #653 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
Okay, so let's take a step back...

You have just proven yourself to not only be ignorant of basic Algebra, but also to History, the concept of logic, history, and philosophy...

The left to right thing is most definitely taught where you live because other Australians in these comments have said it, you were just probably too stupid to fully understand the lesson.

Yes, there is a reason. Basically, as you should know since you passed high school. All math is 100% theory, there are no mathematical laws, because math is completely based on derivative observation of fact rather than the facts themselves. So instead of just doing whatever you think is right (which in your case is wrong) you must follow the theories that were previously set by
User avatar #655 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
previous mathematicians from back in the 1300s (or technically back to the 500s if you count the Golden Age of Islam as historical fact)

And no, as I previously stated, the Order of Operations was invented back in the 1300s, which was almost 500 years before America was even discovered, so those theories had nothing to do with Americans...

On a side note, I'd like you to keep in mind that America was founded by some of the smartest Englishmen who ever lived... Australia on the other hand, was founded by the scum of the earth. (ie. Murderers, rapists, kidnappers, and the ilk) Just some food for thought.
User avatar #658 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/07/2011) [-]
Now you are the one who is retarded. Australia was not founded by the convicts you stupid prick, it was founded by intelligent Englishmen just like America was. Captain James Cook discovered Australia in 1788. Initially, Australia was used as a prison for convicts who were shipped over, but 99% of those convicts were not the "scum of the earth" as you put it. Back in those days in England, even stealing a loaf of bread because you were starving was punishable by either death or being shipped overseas. Get your facts straight before you start talking shit.
User avatar #679 - iRetaliate (05/09/2011) [-]
I'm in the eastern US, learn time-zones and figure it out.
User avatar #680 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/09/2011) [-]
No. I know the time zones, but I simply am not going to the effort of figuring it out, because I could not give a fuck about whether you respond or not.
User avatar #677 - iRetaliate (05/09/2011) [-]
I'm doing at as an argument in my favor.

You're calling me stupid, I tell you about how I'm in college.
You call me lonely, I tell you about my fiancee.
You say I have nothing better to do, I tell you about my job.

It's bare logic, you should learn some. Anyway, I have to go to work in an hour, so if you want to continue being stupid, please wait until I get back home at 4:00...
User avatar #678 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/09/2011) [-]
As if I could be fucked figuring out what time 4:00 would be where I live. Also, you told me about your "fiancee", "job" and "college" all in the space of one sentence, and I never said ONCE said you were lonely or had nothing better to do. You were just being overly defensive by making up bullshit without provocation.
User avatar #675 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
You act as if being in college, having a fiancee, and owning a car is a big deal...
User avatar #676 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/09/2011) [-]
It's not a big deal. Which is why I think it's hilarious when you feel the need to brag about it. Nobody who actually had those things would run their mouth about it over the internet to some random.
User avatar #673 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
Implying what, kiddo? I'm very used to you saying stupid shit, but this one kind of stumps me...

My fiancee is at her mother's house, my semester doesn't begin until June 25th, and I just bought a new car. So what exactly SHOULD I be doing?

And if you weren't a complete fucking retard, you would have realized that what I was implying by "how much do you make an hour" was referencing that fact that you most likely work for minimum wage because you didn't even graduate high school...
User avatar #674 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
I knew exactly what you were referencing, because you put it in brackets. Also, I did graduate high school, and that's as much as you'll ever know about my personal life. The guy who brags over the internet about having a fiancee and a car is the same guy who is actually a fat virgin.
User avatar #671 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
I don't think you understand what the word "major" means...

I am in college, therefore I am majoring in something. That something happens to be World History.

And if you actually had a job, you'd be bragging about your salary. Unfortunately, you either don't have one or it's at McDonalds...

Anyway, I make $30/hour building computers. While going to school. And managing to make time for my fiancee. You sir, are pathetic. Please leave the internet and take your fail with you.
User avatar #672 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
LOL Yeah, because everyone like to brag over the internet about how much money they make to complete randoms.

Also, I know exactly what a "major" is in terms of shitty American education, and if you were a world history major, one would think that you would know a good deal about history. Clearly, you don't.

Furthermore, if you DID have a fiancee (which you don't), and you WERE making $30 an hour (which you aren't), you wouldn't be needing to brag about it over the internet, now would you?
User avatar #669 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
So how much money do you make an hour, kiddo? (by this question I really mean "What's minimum wage at right now?")

And no, I am a history major... It's called college education, faggot. Maybe if you weren't such a retard you would have gotten one after you graduated from high school.
User avatar #670 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
Has this whole thing been a bonding experience for you? Because it certainly hasn't been for me; I wouldn't give you my real fucking name, let alone my salary, asshole.

Yeah, SUUUURE you're a history major. Every American prick on the internet claims to be one, so why should you be any different? The simple fact that you think Australia was founded by convicts tells me that you know as much about history as the average sea-sponge knows about quantum-physics.
User avatar #667 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
Have you ever studied anything? You act all high and mighty but the bare fact of the matter is that you couldn't have passed the 9th grade without knowing Algebra, you are fucking retarded...
User avatar #668 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
So far you've proclaimed that you're a history major (which we both know is bullshit), said that Shakespeare was a dumbass (which in turn makes you a dumbass), made claim that Australia was "founded by convicts" (You're a retard) and have proven that the only thing you will ever be any good for is mathematics. Well guess what? There are countless machines can do maths, and they can do it a hell of a lot better than you can. There you go. Have fun being worthless.
User avatar #665 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
You are THE stupidest high school graduate I've ever encountered...

1) But it's the lowest form of math that does (I highly doubt that you know Geometry/Trig/Calc/Stats if you can't even manage Algebra)
2) It basically is, every branch of education is based on Math. Even language/history/science.
3) Yes I would, and so would most scholars. Shakespeare is considered the most INSPIRED poet of all time, not the most intelligent. Many scholars have actually discovered that his IQ was most likely slightly below average.
4) I don't think YOU know Australian history, I'm a World History major currently on his senior year of college at one of the best colleges in the world...
5) I highly doubt you know any type of history, let alone ANYTHING...
User avatar #666 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
You've already proven that you know fuck all about Australian History, so don't give me the "World History Major" bullshit. Every asshole on the internet that I've ever argued with regarding anything to do with history has claimed to be a history major, and I doubt even one of them was telling the truth, least of all you.

"Every branch of education is based on maths" What a load of shit! The humanities (English, History, Literature, Art, Drama) have absolutely nothing to do with maths. And what's this about Shakespeare being lower than average intelligence? Have you ever STUDIED his work? The man was a god damned genius. Go fuck yourself.
User avatar #663 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
Yes it is, Algebra is the branch of math that concerns operations...

Arithmetic is the branch of mathematics that concerns number theory...

You are one of the stupidest high school graduates I've ever encountered in my entire life...
User avatar #664 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
Algebra doesn't only concern operations, and operations aren't limited to Algebra. Regardless, "stupidity" is not measured by mathematical knowledge. You wouldn't call Shakespeare "stupid", would you? He knew far less about maths than I do. I could easily call you stupid for not knowing basic Australian history, whereas I certainly know basic American history, courtesy of my AUSTRALIAN high school education.
User avatar #661 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
I think we've already established that you do not know Algebra, and yes Order of Operation is a concept of Algebra you fucking idiot...
User avatar #662 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
No, the Order of Operations can be applied both algebraically and non-algebraically. It's not a "concept of algebra" because it is not limited to algebraic application.
User avatar #659 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
How am I the one who's retarded. Every true, English Australian is descended from a criminal...?

At the very least, here in America we know basic algebra by the time we graduate high school.
User avatar #660 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
What the fuck are you talking about? Firstly, there were way, waay, waaay more settlers than there were convicts, so once again, you're just talking out of your ass about something that you know next to nothing about.

Secondly, the order of operations is not "basic algebra". It is used FOR algebra, but it is not, by definition, algebra. I may not be a mathematical genius, but at least I know what algebra is you retarded fucking hillbilly.
User avatar #654 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/07/2011) [-]
So basically you are saying "maths is based on observations of facts, not actual facts, and there is no mathematical laws" and yet you are also saying "you are retarded because you were taught a slightly different observation of facts than I was". Your logic is insufferably juvenile.
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Hey. I was just reading you're argument on the Ignorance post and I'd just like to say well done for sticking up for yourself and I agree with everything you put across. :)
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Thank you :) I do try my best when it comes subjects such as religion on which I feel so strongly.
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