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#89 - "Learned" is actually pronounced "learn-ed"…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/31/2011 on An Accident +1
User avatar #93 - theepicninja (05/31/2011) [-]
Well like smokejumper said, in America we don't use learnt, and it might have to do something with the fact that I am also from the south. (We are not all rednecks, only some are) And although we are intelligent we may not use the some of the correct terms.
User avatar #96 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/31/2011) [-]
"Learnt" is not used at all where you are? How very peculiar. What about "spelt"?
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#153 - Seems legit... 05/31/2011 on weird compilation 0
#172 - We have cities in Australia now? 05/29/2011 on international car discussion +1
#466 - PEOPLE WHO USE THE WORD "INBOX" AS A VERB 05/23/2011 on Reasons why I hate Facebook +1
#397 - I normally go with "Happy Annibirthary". 05/20/2011 on Facebook Birthdays 0
#535 - Do you live somewhere on the continent of America? If so, you … 05/17/2011 on What do you want me to do? -1
#484 - Americans say "mom". Everyone else says "mum&qu…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/17/2011 on What do you want me to do? -9
#497 - anonymous (05/17/2011) [-]
im not american.. and i say MOM
User avatar #535 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/17/2011) [-]
Do you live somewhere on the continent of America? If so, you are technically American.
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User avatar #486 - pokelova (05/17/2011) [-]
Precisely my point.
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#680 - No. I know the time zones, but I simply am not going to the ef… 05/09/2011 on Idiots! 0
#678 - As if I could be ****** figuring out what time 4:00 wou… 05/09/2011 on Idiots! 0
#676 - It's not a big deal. Which is why I think it's hilarious when … 05/09/2011 on Idiots! 0
#674 - I knew exactly what you were referencing, because you put it i… 05/08/2011 on Idiots! 0
#672 - LOL Yeah, because everyone like to brag over the internet abou… 05/08/2011 on Idiots! 0
#670 - Has this whole thing been a bonding experience for you? Becaus… 05/08/2011 on Idiots! 0
#668 - So far you've proclaimed that you're a history major (which we… 05/08/2011 on Idiots! 0
#666 - You've already proven that you know **** all about Aust… 05/08/2011 on Idiots! 0
#664 - Algebra doesn't only concern operations, and operations aren't… 05/08/2011 on Idiots! 0
#662 - No, the Order of Operations can be applied both algebraically … 05/08/2011 on Idiots! 0
#660 - What the **** are you talking about? Firstly, there wer… 05/08/2011 on Idiots! 0
#658 - Now you are the one who is retarded. Australia was not founded…  [+] (22 new replies) 05/07/2011 on Idiots! 0
User avatar #679 - iRetaliate (05/09/2011) [-]
I'm in the eastern US, learn time-zones and figure it out.
User avatar #680 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/09/2011) [-]
No. I know the time zones, but I simply am not going to the effort of figuring it out, because I could not give a fuck about whether you respond or not.
User avatar #677 - iRetaliate (05/09/2011) [-]
I'm doing at as an argument in my favor.

You're calling me stupid, I tell you about how I'm in college.
You call me lonely, I tell you about my fiancee.
You say I have nothing better to do, I tell you about my job.

It's bare logic, you should learn some. Anyway, I have to go to work in an hour, so if you want to continue being stupid, please wait until I get back home at 4:00...
User avatar #678 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/09/2011) [-]
As if I could be fucked figuring out what time 4:00 would be where I live. Also, you told me about your "fiancee", "job" and "college" all in the space of one sentence, and I never said ONCE said you were lonely or had nothing better to do. You were just being overly defensive by making up bullshit without provocation.
User avatar #675 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
You act as if being in college, having a fiancee, and owning a car is a big deal...
User avatar #676 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/09/2011) [-]
It's not a big deal. Which is why I think it's hilarious when you feel the need to brag about it. Nobody who actually had those things would run their mouth about it over the internet to some random.
User avatar #673 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
Implying what, kiddo? I'm very used to you saying stupid shit, but this one kind of stumps me...

My fiancee is at her mother's house, my semester doesn't begin until June 25th, and I just bought a new car. So what exactly SHOULD I be doing?

And if you weren't a complete fucking retard, you would have realized that what I was implying by "how much do you make an hour" was referencing that fact that you most likely work for minimum wage because you didn't even graduate high school...
User avatar #674 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
I knew exactly what you were referencing, because you put it in brackets. Also, I did graduate high school, and that's as much as you'll ever know about my personal life. The guy who brags over the internet about having a fiancee and a car is the same guy who is actually a fat virgin.
User avatar #671 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
I don't think you understand what the word "major" means...

I am in college, therefore I am majoring in something. That something happens to be World History.

And if you actually had a job, you'd be bragging about your salary. Unfortunately, you either don't have one or it's at McDonalds...

Anyway, I make $30/hour building computers. While going to school. And managing to make time for my fiancee. You sir, are pathetic. Please leave the internet and take your fail with you.
User avatar #672 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
LOL Yeah, because everyone like to brag over the internet about how much money they make to complete randoms.

Also, I know exactly what a "major" is in terms of shitty American education, and if you were a world history major, one would think that you would know a good deal about history. Clearly, you don't.

Furthermore, if you DID have a fiancee (which you don't), and you WERE making $30 an hour (which you aren't), you wouldn't be needing to brag about it over the internet, now would you?
User avatar #669 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
So how much money do you make an hour, kiddo? (by this question I really mean "What's minimum wage at right now?")

And no, I am a history major... It's called college education, faggot. Maybe if you weren't such a retard you would have gotten one after you graduated from high school.
User avatar #670 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
Has this whole thing been a bonding experience for you? Because it certainly hasn't been for me; I wouldn't give you my real fucking name, let alone my salary, asshole.

Yeah, SUUUURE you're a history major. Every American prick on the internet claims to be one, so why should you be any different? The simple fact that you think Australia was founded by convicts tells me that you know as much about history as the average sea-sponge knows about quantum-physics.
User avatar #667 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
Have you ever studied anything? You act all high and mighty but the bare fact of the matter is that you couldn't have passed the 9th grade without knowing Algebra, you are fucking retarded...
User avatar #668 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
So far you've proclaimed that you're a history major (which we both know is bullshit), said that Shakespeare was a dumbass (which in turn makes you a dumbass), made claim that Australia was "founded by convicts" (You're a retard) and have proven that the only thing you will ever be any good for is mathematics. Well guess what? There are countless machines can do maths, and they can do it a hell of a lot better than you can. There you go. Have fun being worthless.
User avatar #665 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
You are THE stupidest high school graduate I've ever encountered...

1) But it's the lowest form of math that does (I highly doubt that you know Geometry/Trig/Calc/Stats if you can't even manage Algebra)
2) It basically is, every branch of education is based on Math. Even language/history/science.
3) Yes I would, and so would most scholars. Shakespeare is considered the most INSPIRED poet of all time, not the most intelligent. Many scholars have actually discovered that his IQ was most likely slightly below average.
4) I don't think YOU know Australian history, I'm a World History major currently on his senior year of college at one of the best colleges in the world...
5) I highly doubt you know any type of history, let alone ANYTHING...
User avatar #666 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
You've already proven that you know fuck all about Australian History, so don't give me the "World History Major" bullshit. Every asshole on the internet that I've ever argued with regarding anything to do with history has claimed to be a history major, and I doubt even one of them was telling the truth, least of all you.

"Every branch of education is based on maths" What a load of shit! The humanities (English, History, Literature, Art, Drama) have absolutely nothing to do with maths. And what's this about Shakespeare being lower than average intelligence? Have you ever STUDIED his work? The man was a god damned genius. Go fuck yourself.
User avatar #663 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
Yes it is, Algebra is the branch of math that concerns operations...

Arithmetic is the branch of mathematics that concerns number theory...

You are one of the stupidest high school graduates I've ever encountered in my entire life...
User avatar #664 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
Algebra doesn't only concern operations, and operations aren't limited to Algebra. Regardless, "stupidity" is not measured by mathematical knowledge. You wouldn't call Shakespeare "stupid", would you? He knew far less about maths than I do. I could easily call you stupid for not knowing basic Australian history, whereas I certainly know basic American history, courtesy of my AUSTRALIAN high school education.
User avatar #661 - iRetaliate (05/08/2011) [-]
I think we've already established that you do not know Algebra, and yes Order of Operation is a concept of Algebra you fucking idiot...
User avatar #662 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
No, the Order of Operations can be applied both algebraically and non-algebraically. It's not a "concept of algebra" because it is not limited to algebraic application.
User avatar #659 - iRetaliate (05/07/2011) [-]
How am I the one who's retarded. Every true, English Australian is descended from a criminal...?

At the very least, here in America we know basic algebra by the time we graduate high school.
User avatar #660 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/08/2011) [-]
What the fuck are you talking about? Firstly, there were way, waay, waaay more settlers than there were convicts, so once again, you're just talking out of your ass about something that you know next to nothing about.

Secondly, the order of operations is not "basic algebra". It is used FOR algebra, but it is not, by definition, algebra. I may not be a mathematical genius, but at least I know what algebra is you retarded fucking hillbilly.

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User avatar #4 - kirkbot (01/29/2014) [-]
psst, check back on the German that I had posted. There are some more monstrosities in that thread
User avatar #2 - lorenrachel (12/24/2011) [-]
Hey. I was just reading you're argument on the Ignorance post and I'd just like to say well done for sticking up for yourself and I agree with everything you put across. :)
User avatar #3 to #2 - HonkIfIDriveWell (12/24/2011) [-]
Thank you :) I do try my best when it comes subjects such as religion on which I feel so strongly.
User avatar #1 - OriginallyContent (07/22/2010) [-]
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