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#465 - Look outside the top left corner of the image. It's inside the…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2011 on Mindfuck Explanations Part 3 +1
User avatar #470 - ishitbricks (07/12/2011) [-]
Ohh ok, thanks :D
#463 - Bottom right hand corner in the snow. Look carefully... 07/12/2011 on Mindfuck Explanations Part 3 -1
#587 - Narnia, France... what's the difference?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2011 on True Story Bro 0
User avatar #592 - tutankhamun (07/08/2011) [-]
Narnia is less miserable.
User avatar #634 - sneaksyoubacon (07/08/2011) [-]
And knows how to fight...
#263 - Look, If I wrote a ******** fairytale about a omnipoten…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2011 on The evolution of earth -1
User avatar #269 - pixelol (07/05/2011) [-]
IF THERE IS NO GOOD EVIDENCE AGAINST IT THEN, YES, YOU DICK WHOLE!!!!
User avatar #308 - memeinmycoffee (07/05/2011) [-]
So basically you believe everything you're told?
#252 - In the same way that my copy of LOTR is evidence of the existe…  [+] (22 new replies) 07/05/2011 on The evolution of earth 0
User avatar #257 - pixelol (07/05/2011) [-]
ummmmm......NO

the bible is written evidence of events that happened roughly 2000 years ago, and we can trace copies of the bible back to that time, there is no evidence of lord of the rings being found in a magical land called middle earth is there. thats like saying anne franks diary might not be evidence of the holocaust
User avatar #271 - braddlesxp (07/05/2011) [-]
Did you know the religion of scientology was created by a man that used to be a childrens fiction writer, was once charged for fraud, and actually said that making your own religion is a goldmine

and people still think scientology is real...
THIS is why i dont believe shit about god, if it was that easy to make scientology, why couldnt someone just make up the bible? we wouldnt know... everyones dead
User avatar #275 - pixelol (07/05/2011) [-]
that still doesn't make the bible not (very technically) written evidence.
User avatar #278 - braddlesxp (07/05/2011) [-]
But thats the thing, WE CANT TELL

nobody has any evidence that he exists... and any type of evidence is pretty much just a swing and a miss because you cant prove it

i dare you, say something that proves jesus is real
User avatar #281 - pixelol (07/05/2011) [-]
i have said this before, i am not supporting christianity, i am an atheist. but to be fair to christians, the bible is technically written evidence.
User avatar #289 - braddlesxp (07/05/2011) [-]
There we go.
i dont wanna drag this on too long but there is no evidence that anything in the bible is factual
User avatar #291 - pixelol (07/05/2011) [-]
appart from the fact that the bible itself exists, but apart from that yes.
#265 - epicwaffleman (07/05/2011) [-]
The first bible was printing in like 1450?
Just Saying.
User avatar #268 - pixelol (07/05/2011) [-]
"printing"

it was written down by monks and shit before hand
#287 - epicwaffleman (07/05/2011) [-]
Monks -.-
R U FUCKING SRSSSSS -.-
User avatar #292 - pixelol (07/05/2011) [-]
well that was kind of vague but the disciples and all wrote parts of the bible.
#294 - epicwaffleman (07/05/2011) [-]
Jesus's Desciples were not monks. They were his Crew,Homies Tag Team if you will :3
User avatar #296 - pixelol (07/05/2011) [-]
i dont know about all that. but some how the bible has been recorded until this very day, since the time of the events described.
User avatar #298 - epicwaffleman (07/05/2011) [-]
If the bible has been recorded to this day........... Why isnt the shit I had just know mentioned :O It was pretty GODLY
User avatar #263 - HonkIfIDriveWell (07/05/2011) [-]
Look, If I wrote a bullshit fairytale about a omnipotent potato and passed off the content as "real events", then left it sitting around for 2,000 years before someone found it, would that make it evidence of the existence of an omnipotent potato? You sir, are retarded.
User avatar #269 - pixelol (07/05/2011) [-]
IF THERE IS NO GOOD EVIDENCE AGAINST IT THEN, YES, YOU DICK WHOLE!!!!
User avatar #308 - memeinmycoffee (07/05/2011) [-]
So basically you believe everything you're told?
User avatar #261 - bjornkrage (07/05/2011) [-]
AND THIS MY FRIENDS, IS WHY I NEVER WANT TO START A RELIGIOUS DEBATE. KTHXBAI
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User avatar #284 - pixelol (07/05/2011) [-]
holy fucking shit, i am NOT defending the bible, i am stating that it is technically written evidence.
User avatar #283 - bjornkrage (07/05/2011) [-]
i just want to post something slightly amusing, and i begin a shitstorm, i swear to gods of magnets and bacon that i will never post anything slightly christian or whatever
User avatar #262 - pixelol (07/05/2011) [-]
i love debates, its the main reason i use the internet
#7 - *Nazi 07/05/2011 on pokemon +1
#425 - I have the same attitude toward the OPs of ANYTHING that's no… 07/03/2011 on We are friends no more +1
#416 - Despite what the OP says, the thumb s are labeled "funny…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2011 on We are friends no more 0
User avatar #420 - rageshaman (07/03/2011) [-]
ok, then I want you to look at front page, and do so for the next 5 days. On the 6th day tell me how many were actually funny, how many just made you chuckle, and how many where just information, thumbwhoring, scary shit, etc.
User avatar #425 - HonkIfIDriveWell (07/03/2011) [-]
I have the same attitude toward the OPs of ANYTHING that's not funny (or at least trying to be funny) on this site. Why? Because it's called FUNNYjunk. I wish people would stop feeding the thumbwhores and realise that if something is NOT funny, it is utterly retarded to click the thumb clearly labelled "funny".
#409 - The people who thumb ed this up think that animal cruelty/abu…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/03/2011 on We are friends no more +1
User avatar #412 - rageshaman (07/03/2011) [-]
Your reading skills are impressive...
User avatar #416 - HonkIfIDriveWell (07/03/2011) [-]
Despite what the OP says, the thumbs are labeled "funny" and "not funny" and the site is called "funnyjunk". It's quite sad that you're sarcastically insulting MY reading skills...
User avatar #420 - rageshaman (07/03/2011) [-]
ok, then I want you to look at front page, and do so for the next 5 days. On the 6th day tell me how many were actually funny, how many just made you chuckle, and how many where just information, thumbwhoring, scary shit, etc.
User avatar #425 - HonkIfIDriveWell (07/03/2011) [-]
I have the same attitude toward the OPs of ANYTHING that's not funny (or at least trying to be funny) on this site. Why? Because it's called FUNNYjunk. I wish people would stop feeding the thumbwhores and realise that if something is NOT funny, it is utterly retarded to click the thumb clearly labelled "funny".
#510 - So... Who else here is into nasal sex? 07/02/2011 on Challenge Accepted +2
#275 - Meat is not bad for your health lol, quite the opposite (espec…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2011 on Meaning of Vegetarion -1
User avatar #276 - sparkieemae (06/27/2011) [-]
Actually read my argument on why it's not more efficient please.

Yes obviously it is more efficient for you to walk to Safeway then to hunt derp.
#272 - So humans have developed a more efficient means of acquiring m…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/26/2011 on Meaning of Vegetarion -1
#273 - sparkieemae (06/26/2011) [-]
As I said and I will say again it is in our nature to EVOLVE and grow past these things that HURT OTHERS when it is NOT NESISARY.

More efficient? Hardly. 30% of the worlds land mass is used to grow feed crops; 2.9 million acres of rainforest was cleared in 2004 and 2005 to grow crops for chickens 260 MILLION ACRES JUST IN THE UNITED STATES NOW (there are an estimated 100 million people without homes, 1 billion without adequate housing). 70% of the grain we grow in the US goes to farmed animals, it takes up to 16 pounds of grain just to produce ONE pound of flesh. (16000, children NOT ADULTS die daily worldwide do to HUNGER, that's 584,000 A YEAR the food that went to feed YOUR STEAK COULD HAVE FED THEM) It takes 2400 gallons of water to produce one pound of meat. (Almost 1 billion people on the planet don't have access to clean drinking water YOUR STEAK COULD HAVE WATERED THEM. Keep in mind cows are two thousand pound animals.) What do we get from animal products? TONS AND TONS OF FECES, 89000 pounds per second in the US to be exact. The runoff from factory farms pollutes our waterways more then all other industrial sources, combined.

So, Yea, not more efficient. Flat out, it would be better if you murdered the wild ones with your bare hands then to buy a slab of carcass from safeway.

It is not silly to not eat corpse. I'm not ashamed that I like the taste of flesh. I like it, but NO I WILL NOT CONSUME IT. It is BAD FOR THE ANIMALS, BAD FOR MY HEALTH, BAD FOR THE EVOLUTION OF OUR SPECIES, AND BAD FOR THE PLANET.
User avatar #275 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/27/2011) [-]
Meat is not bad for your health lol, quite the opposite (especially red meat). Also, it's more efficient in that I don't have to hunt to get meat. I can just buy it from a store. And if I couldn't buy it from a store, then I would be out hunting it. If you think humans are going to "evolve" past eating meat, then you kind of don't understand the premise of evolution. We'll only only shed traits that affect us negatively, or develop new traits to help us survive better. Eating meat or not eating meat doesn't fall under either of those categories.
User avatar #276 - sparkieemae (06/27/2011) [-]
Actually read my argument on why it's not more efficient please.

Yes obviously it is more efficient for you to walk to Safeway then to hunt derp.
#274 - sparkieemae (06/26/2011) [-]
Carnivores: Claws. Herbivores: No claws. Humans: No claws.
Carnivores: No pores, perspire through their tongue. Herbivores: perspire through skin pores. Humans: Perspire through skin pores.
Carnivores: : have intestinal tract that is only 3 times their body length so that rapidly decaying meat can pass through quickly. Herbivores: have intestinal tract 10-12 times their body length. Humans: have intestinal tract 10-12 times their body length.
Carnivores: Have STRONG hydrochloric acid in their stomachs to digest meat. Herbivores: Have stomach acid 20 WEAKER then that of the carnivore. Humans: Have stomach acid 20 WEAKER then that of the carnivore.
Carnivores: salivary glands in mouth not needed to pre-digest grains and fruits. Herbivores: Well developed salivary glands necessary to predigest grans and fruits. Humans: Well developed salivary glands necessary to predigest grans and fruits. Carnivores: Have acid saliva. Herbivores: Alkaline saliva. Humans: Alkaline saliva.

Don't tell me to take a look at my canines I've heard it a million times, and, I'll just tell you to look at your other 30 teeth that seem to be more suited towards clipping and grinding; carnivores, sharp front teeth for tearing, with no flat molar teeth for grinding. Herbivores, no sharp front teeth, but flat rear molars for grinding. Humans, no sharp front teeth, but flat rear molars for grinding and to take a look at the canines of a gorilla and remember that they are vegetarians and insectivores.

We are conditioned to eat meat, for survival, HOWEVER our own biology shows us that we are not designed to survive with flesh as a main staple in our diet. I'm not saying that it isn't in our nature, Biology is.

Also, it is kind of sick to murder animals because they taste to good not to (which FYI is for your enjoyment, glutton) and its even sicker to buy into the industry which causes SO MUCH HARM TO OUR PLANET. It takes a small person to kill a defenseless animal. Even smaller person to eat it.
#240 - Animals in the wild often eat animals that other animals kille…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/25/2011 on Meaning of Vegetarion -1
#270 - sparkieemae (06/25/2011) [-]
As if I haven't heard that one before. Please take note that vegetarians live in the exact same world as you and grew up eating meat just as you did, but due to THINKING about our actions made the choice to stop and switch to the murder free lifestyle. Please do some research before you give me a counter argument, I would like one that I haven't heard before and that actually makes me consider a murder diet again. Please don't (and just do a little google searching to figure out why these are wrong if you need to but if you can't figure it out even then I will explain it as I figured it out and have said a 1000 times before) Tell me that tomatoes and cows feel the same amount of pain. Animals would would over populate if not force multiplied to be killed. That a vegetarian/vegan lifestyle is unhealthy. That is tastes too good to stop murdering.

Allow me to explain why I find your first argument flawed. In the beginning, we needed to eat meat to survive, just as male neanderthals needed to bash women over the skulls and rape them to impregnate them and spread their seed to ensure that there would be a next generation (as we already can see, neanderthals are not great character references). However, as our species has evolved the need for such barbaric practices has become outdated. It is OUR NATURE to evolve and make our society a more open environment for all, as we no longer rape as a regular practice, as we no longer call blacks 1/3 of a human being, as we no longer burn "witches" what is against evolution and nature is resisting the change for a better world. We here in the US and the UK have created enough food supply to survive just fine without force breeding millions of heads of livestock (the grain and water used wasted on feeding them could be used to feed millions of people starving to death in the third world) I acknowledge that in certain parts of the world it is necessary to eat meat, where people are dying from hunger.
User avatar #272 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/26/2011) [-]
So humans have developed a more efficient means of acquiring meat. Well, what do you expect? It's in our nature to want to eat meat. We don't do it because we're sick fucks who slaughter and eat animals just for amusement, we do it because it's natural for us. Unlike you, I'm not so silly as to be ashamed that I like the taste of meat, nor will I ever stop eating it.
#273 - sparkieemae (06/26/2011) [-]
As I said and I will say again it is in our nature to EVOLVE and grow past these things that HURT OTHERS when it is NOT NESISARY.

More efficient? Hardly. 30% of the worlds land mass is used to grow feed crops; 2.9 million acres of rainforest was cleared in 2004 and 2005 to grow crops for chickens 260 MILLION ACRES JUST IN THE UNITED STATES NOW (there are an estimated 100 million people without homes, 1 billion without adequate housing). 70% of the grain we grow in the US goes to farmed animals, it takes up to 16 pounds of grain just to produce ONE pound of flesh. (16000, children NOT ADULTS die daily worldwide do to HUNGER, that's 584,000 A YEAR the food that went to feed YOUR STEAK COULD HAVE FED THEM) It takes 2400 gallons of water to produce one pound of meat. (Almost 1 billion people on the planet don't have access to clean drinking water YOUR STEAK COULD HAVE WATERED THEM. Keep in mind cows are two thousand pound animals.) What do we get from animal products? TONS AND TONS OF FECES, 89000 pounds per second in the US to be exact. The runoff from factory farms pollutes our waterways more then all other industrial sources, combined.

So, Yea, not more efficient. Flat out, it would be better if you murdered the wild ones with your bare hands then to buy a slab of carcass from safeway.

It is not silly to not eat corpse. I'm not ashamed that I like the taste of flesh. I like it, but NO I WILL NOT CONSUME IT. It is BAD FOR THE ANIMALS, BAD FOR MY HEALTH, BAD FOR THE EVOLUTION OF OUR SPECIES, AND BAD FOR THE PLANET.
User avatar #275 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/27/2011) [-]
Meat is not bad for your health lol, quite the opposite (especially red meat). Also, it's more efficient in that I don't have to hunt to get meat. I can just buy it from a store. And if I couldn't buy it from a store, then I would be out hunting it. If you think humans are going to "evolve" past eating meat, then you kind of don't understand the premise of evolution. We'll only only shed traits that affect us negatively, or develop new traits to help us survive better. Eating meat or not eating meat doesn't fall under either of those categories.
User avatar #276 - sparkieemae (06/27/2011) [-]
Actually read my argument on why it's not more efficient please.

Yes obviously it is more efficient for you to walk to Safeway then to hunt derp.
#274 - sparkieemae (06/26/2011) [-]
Carnivores: Claws. Herbivores: No claws. Humans: No claws.
Carnivores: No pores, perspire through their tongue. Herbivores: perspire through skin pores. Humans: Perspire through skin pores.
Carnivores: : have intestinal tract that is only 3 times their body length so that rapidly decaying meat can pass through quickly. Herbivores: have intestinal tract 10-12 times their body length. Humans: have intestinal tract 10-12 times their body length.
Carnivores: Have STRONG hydrochloric acid in their stomachs to digest meat. Herbivores: Have stomach acid 20 WEAKER then that of the carnivore. Humans: Have stomach acid 20 WEAKER then that of the carnivore.
Carnivores: salivary glands in mouth not needed to pre-digest grains and fruits. Herbivores: Well developed salivary glands necessary to predigest grans and fruits. Humans: Well developed salivary glands necessary to predigest grans and fruits. Carnivores: Have acid saliva. Herbivores: Alkaline saliva. Humans: Alkaline saliva.

Don't tell me to take a look at my canines I've heard it a million times, and, I'll just tell you to look at your other 30 teeth that seem to be more suited towards clipping and grinding; carnivores, sharp front teeth for tearing, with no flat molar teeth for grinding. Herbivores, no sharp front teeth, but flat rear molars for grinding. Humans, no sharp front teeth, but flat rear molars for grinding and to take a look at the canines of a gorilla and remember that they are vegetarians and insectivores.

We are conditioned to eat meat, for survival, HOWEVER our own biology shows us that we are not designed to survive with flesh as a main staple in our diet. I'm not saying that it isn't in our nature, Biology is.

Also, it is kind of sick to murder animals because they taste to good not to (which FYI is for your enjoyment, glutton) and its even sicker to buy into the industry which causes SO MUCH HARM TO OUR PLANET. It takes a small person to kill a defenseless animal. Even smaller person to eat it.
#335 - No, religion is the very reason that people can't accept each …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2011 on Faggots +5
User avatar #338 - Lilmisslacy (06/25/2011) [-]
I accept other people for who they are and what they believe; I can't be the only one.
#881 - It's called "taking your chances". And I'll take my …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2011 on That High Comp 1 -1
User avatar #883 - corundum (06/05/2011) [-]
Fine. Then you were not born in a taxi cab in Iceland during a solar eclipse.
#868 - Except there's literally no reason to think that that happened.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/05/2011 on That High Comp 1 -1
User avatar #880 - corundum (06/05/2011) [-]
It's like saying "The first person in the world didn't die from jumping off of Mount Kilimanjaro."

It's highly likely that that is right, but why make such a definite statement about something you don't know about?
User avatar #881 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/05/2011) [-]
It's called "taking your chances". And I'll take my chances when I say that the Earth is not at the center of the universe.
User avatar #883 - corundum (06/05/2011) [-]
Fine. Then you were not born in a taxi cab in Iceland during a solar eclipse.
#276 - Not me. I claim to have six. And they all know about each othe… 06/04/2011 on Aldins -1
#272 - So you don't actually have a girlfriend?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2011 on Aldins 0
User avatar #274 - ryansmithn (06/04/2011) [-]
Nope. It's not that bad.
#319 - Well, thanks for clearing that up :) 06/04/2011 on ding ding ding 0
#318 - **HonkIfIDriveWell rolls 9** Am i NOT black?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2011 on ding ding ding 0
User avatar #319 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/04/2011) [-]
Well, thanks for clearing that up :)
#317 - **HonkIfIDriveWell rolls 6** Am I black? 06/04/2011 on ding ding ding -1
#96 - "Learnt" is not used at all where you are? How very … 05/31/2011 on An Accident +1
#89 - "Learned" is actually pronounced "learn-ed"…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/31/2011 on An Accident +1
User avatar #93 - theepicninja (05/31/2011) [-]
Well like smokejumper said, in America we don't use learnt, and it might have to do something with the fact that I am also from the south. (We are not all rednecks, only some are) And although we are intelligent we may not use the some of the correct terms.
User avatar #96 - HonkIfIDriveWell (05/31/2011) [-]
"Learnt" is not used at all where you are? How very peculiar. What about "spelt"?
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#153 - Seems legit... 05/31/2011 on weird compilation 0
#172 - We have cities in Australia now? 05/29/2011 on international car discussion +1

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User avatar #4 - kirkbot ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
psst, check back on the German that I had posted. There are some more monstrosities in that thread
User avatar #2 - lorenrachel (12/24/2011) [-]
Hey. I was just reading you're argument on the Ignorance post and I'd just like to say well done for sticking up for yourself and I agree with everything you put across. :)
User avatar #3 to #2 - HonkIfIDriveWell (12/24/2011) [-]
Thank you :) I do try my best when it comes subjects such as religion on which I feel so strongly.
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