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#49 - Comment deleted 09/17/2014 on Emo Phillips 0
#131 - There are many different types of rape. Some of them are much … 09/17/2014 on Shit's gross, yo 0
#45 - That does kind of cover most of it.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Emo Phillips +1
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#48 - wreckedcar (09/17/2014) [-]
regarding the fact that theres a pretty low amount of jews, no
User avatar #50 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/17/2014) [-]
Jews and Christians combined make up about 75% of the population of North America. Take away the people who don't believe in God and it's more like 90-something%.
#323 - I know what you're saying, but that doesn't apply to every ver…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on Harley Quinn's Secret 0
User avatar #326 - schneidend (09/18/2014) [-]
Just because she's in a story where she doesn't show her softer side, doesn't mean she doesn't have one.
#139 - That's probably because Americans are dumb. 09/17/2014 on If Soldier was a father 0
#15 - Yes, but they also know stuff about other countries. 09/16/2014 on Heavy 0
#131 - I'm fairly sure at least some incarnations of Harley have been…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/16/2014 on Harley Quinn's Secret 0
User avatar #248 - schneidend (09/16/2014) [-]
Well, yes, her psychoses is similar, because the Joker essentially created her. In the latest DC animated movie, Assault on Arkham (which I highly recommend because it's actually more focused on the Suicide Squad than Batman and it's totally badass), he even expresses that he should "make five more like her," as though it's some kind of alchemy he can easily repeat.

But, like I said, Harley has a heart underneath the murderous clown sexpot persona. She can turn it off when separated from the Joker's influence or if she gets annoyed enough by his abuse. It's just that those instances are rare. The Joker, on the other hand, doesn't have anything under his mask of crazy. Like Batman, the mask is the real him.
User avatar #323 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/17/2014) [-]
I know what you're saying, but that doesn't apply to every version of Harley. There have been some where's she just pure crazy like Joker.
User avatar #326 - schneidend (09/18/2014) [-]
Just because she's in a story where she doesn't show her softer side, doesn't mean she doesn't have one.
#129 - Was this before or after she murdered hundreds of kids with ex…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on Harley Quinn's Secret 0
User avatar #201 - DiabloStrawhat (09/16/2014) [-]
Different universe. But in her current run, she's finally over Joker and is trying to move on.
#180 - "5 things" "1, 2, 3, 4, 1" k 09/16/2014 on 5 Things I Learned While... +6
#106 - That's an awful assumption to make. It's much more likely that… 09/16/2014 on If Soldier was a father +2
#105 - ALL Americans accents are obvious and strong.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2014 on If Soldier was a father 0
#124 - sunkmanitu (09/16/2014) [-]
not to Americans...
User avatar #139 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/17/2014) [-]
That's probably because Americans are dumb.
#143 - Even if there were factors other than the planes, who's to say… 09/14/2014 on opinion time 0
#26 - Well he never said he watched it when it first came out.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on Heil Honey I'm Home +5
User avatar #54 - captainprincess (09/14/2014) [-]
No don't be sillly
You HAVE to watch things when and ONLY when they're brand new

Watching older things is illegal
Universally illegal
#130 - I don't believe you. 09/13/2014 on my favorite part +1
#98 - You're clearly over-thinking this.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2014 on testicular cancer +1
#99 - wrathlos (10/13/2014) [-]
You just didn't think enough.
#250 - Or a mouse/keyboard. 09/12/2014 on United we stand -1
#78 - But if you combine them, it's like having sex with a 10. Simple maths.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/12/2014 on testicular cancer +3
#85 - wrathlos (09/12/2014) [-]
It actually becomes an average. If you do a 9 and a 1, it's not going to be 10 because of the 1.
User avatar #98 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/13/2014) [-]
You're clearly over-thinking this.
#99 - wrathlos (10/13/2014) [-]
You just didn't think enough.
#56 - The intensity of your arguing is irrelevant. You're still arguing.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2014 on More double standards. 0
User avatar #57 - thirdjess (09/11/2014) [-]
Stop doing the chicken dance
#108 - Which means that your original estimation of 1% is way off, an…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2014 on This 0
User avatar #109 - dongers (09/11/2014) [-]
The thing is on the same page there is the 1% of people "whose bodies differ from standard male or female" and I know that you would say that its just genital disorder but are people supposed to get a chromosome test to make sure they are male or female if they have non-binary genitals?
#53 - What's the point in lying when we both know that's not true?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/11/2014 on More double standards. 0
User avatar #55 - thirdjess (09/11/2014) [-]
Dude I'm just sitting here trying to enjoy my gummi worms, if I were arguing with you I'd be pulling up god damned scientific journal references.
User avatar #56 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/11/2014) [-]
The intensity of your arguing is irrelevant. You're still arguing.
User avatar #57 - thirdjess (09/11/2014) [-]
Stop doing the chicken dance
#106 - I'm not saying genitals aren't a factor, just that they're not…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/11/2014 on This 0
User avatar #107 - dongers (09/11/2014) [-]
Then may you please refer to www.isna.org/faq/frequency that shows that 1 in 1,666 births have a child that is not XX and not XY chromosome
User avatar #108 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/11/2014) [-]
Which means that your original estimation of 1% is way off, and the actual 0.06% doesn't seem like a big enough number to warrant an "other" option on forms.
User avatar #109 - dongers (09/11/2014) [-]
The thing is on the same page there is the 1% of people "whose bodies differ from standard male or female" and I know that you would say that its just genital disorder but are people supposed to get a chromosome test to make sure they are male or female if they have non-binary genitals?
#52 - Obviously I'm not sexually interested in you, but if you (or a…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/11/2014 on More double standards. 0
User avatar #54 - thirdjess (09/11/2014) [-]
See that's my point. It's not a double standard because we have entirely different attitudes about it. Historically, women are viewed as objects. Even now, when many many people claim the world doesn't need feminism, most women who are being hit on at a bar use 'I have a boyfriend' as an excuse because the dude won't take no for a fucking answer unless she is 'owned' by someone else.

When a man sends a woman a dick pic, culturally it is viewed as an aggressive move. That might not be the case for all men, but at least a lot of the ones who have to me got angry and aggressive when I didn't submit to them.

Culturally, when a woman sends a vag pic (which to be honest why would you, shit is ugly as fuck) it's not an 'I want to claim you' it's a 'you can have this if you want'.

When women send pics it's a gift, when men send pics it's a hunt. Again I'm not saying that is the case with all men and all women, definitely there are submissive men and aggressive women, but from a stereotypical cultural standard viewpoint that's where it lays.
#67 - jeitron (09/11/2014) [-]
Hearing things like this make me think that women generalize men even more than the other way around. If a guy doesn't get the message that she's not interested and keeps trying he's either oblivious or an asshole.

The saying "I already have a boyfriend" isn't used because women are seen as "objects or possessions" it's mostly used because it is a less offended way of rejecting someone.

As a guy I hate it too but in our society men are expected to be the proactive ones when it comes to startling relationships and women usually don't because they say it makes them look "desperate" or whatever other reasons. If more women weren't afraid to hit on men as often they'd hear "I already have a girlfriend" as well.


yeah, but the thing is this isn't because of society's "patriarchal" nature it's basically human nature and if you ask me the idea of nudes is just stupid.
User avatar #68 - thirdjess (09/11/2014) [-]
There was actually this big up-n-up in the fem community recently about ditching the use of 'I have a boyfriend', I tend to try to reject them with 'oh I don't have my phone with me' or 'I stopped using facebook' but if they don't get the message I do pull out the I have a boyfriend. And in my experience it's not that they're oblivious it's that they just won't fucking quit until they feel like they're encroaching on another dudes territory.

I've literally at one point had a lovely older woman rescue me with a 'leave the poor girl alone, she's too intelligent for you!' when some guy on a bus wouldn't leave me the fuck alone.

And I hit on guys, but I've never gotten I have a girlfriend as an excuse (particularly because I'm not an idiot and don't flirt with men who have girlfriends)
#70 - jeitron (09/11/2014) [-]
So you have a bad experience of guys who just didn't get the message and were basically assholes but you assume that the reason why "I already have a boyfriend" is so effective is because they don't want to mess with another guy's girl? Pretty sure some douches don't care if a girl is already in a relationship but the "i have a boyfriend" just became the universal way of nicely saying it's not going to happen.

But I don't care either way since the women I've been with and my female friends are usually smarter about these situations, if a guy is nice(and not persistent like the ones you've mentioned) but they don't like him they know how to reject him nicely, if a guy is a persistent asshole they retort back to him like one instead of acting like they have a stick up their ass towards anyone with a Y-chromosome and scream "I don't want to fuck you!" to anyone within a 2 meter radius.
User avatar #71 - thirdjess (09/11/2014) [-]
I actually did that once, got cornered on a bus to a new years eve party and he kept trying to touch up on me, I just turned to him and said 'I'm not going to sleep with you tonight, ok?' His friends laughed at him and I think that's the reason he left me alone, more than anything.
#72 - jeitron (09/11/2014) [-]
In that case is obviously a douche, if someone is cornering you and they can see that they are clearly unconformable and not "paying hard to get" they are jsut a docuhebag, it's redundant to say but there are bad & good people of every category race, religion, ethnicity, orientation, etc but in this case where it's gender you clearly encounter some bad guys (it even worst since he had friends who were only watching instead of telling him to cut it out) .

I have a friend who've been in a few abusive relationships with women, sometimes physical abuse but most of the time it was emotional and they really screwed him up to the point where he became jaded about women for while to the point of wanted to literally away from them completely(he even felt uncomfortable around them at times), he eventually got better though and he with a nice person now..
User avatar #73 - thirdjess (09/11/2014) [-]
That's too bad about your friend.

Even still, all this is a bit moot because it's a cultural thing not a specific story thing. There will always be an exception to every rule but, from a very young age boys are painted blue and girls are painted pink. There is a cultural, stereotypical attitude and this is a good example of it.
User avatar #69 - thirdjess (09/11/2014) [-]
I've gotten 'I'm interested in someone else' or 'I'm not looking for a relationship right now' or a 'you're not my type, sorry' all pleanty of times, the only time I've ignored any of those was my current boyfriend, who said he wasn't looking for a relationship.
#46 - If it really was hyperbole, using it as part of your argument …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/11/2014 on More double standards. 0
User avatar #47 - thirdjess (09/11/2014) [-]
Haven't I already told you I'm not arguing?
User avatar #53 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/11/2014) [-]
What's the point in lying when we both know that's not true?
User avatar #55 - thirdjess (09/11/2014) [-]
Dude I'm just sitting here trying to enjoy my gummi worms, if I were arguing with you I'd be pulling up god damned scientific journal references.
User avatar #56 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/11/2014) [-]
The intensity of your arguing is irrelevant. You're still arguing.
User avatar #57 - thirdjess (09/11/2014) [-]
Stop doing the chicken dance
#44 - "Why are the mens brags verifiable and the womens complai…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/11/2014 on More double standards. 0
User avatar #45 - thirdjess (09/11/2014) [-]
You never told me which definition of pervert you're going by, by the way. Assuming you're going by the 'outwardly appreciates the human form' definition, I would say that for me to be a pervert in this scenario I'd have to be either sexually interested in you or attempting to get you sexually interesting in me. And if that's not the case with every single one of the dick pics I've ever received, then that's weird as fuck.
User avatar #52 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/11/2014) [-]
Obviously I'm not sexually interested in you, but if you (or any woman) were to send me a vag pic, I wouldn't make out like I'd been wronged in some way, nor would most straight males. However, you seem to be claiming that you have been wronged because guys send you dick pics you didn't ask for. If that is true, and you are a victim, isn't that a double standard?
User avatar #54 - thirdjess (09/11/2014) [-]
See that's my point. It's not a double standard because we have entirely different attitudes about it. Historically, women are viewed as objects. Even now, when many many people claim the world doesn't need feminism, most women who are being hit on at a bar use 'I have a boyfriend' as an excuse because the dude won't take no for a fucking answer unless she is 'owned' by someone else.

When a man sends a woman a dick pic, culturally it is viewed as an aggressive move. That might not be the case for all men, but at least a lot of the ones who have to me got angry and aggressive when I didn't submit to them.

Culturally, when a woman sends a vag pic (which to be honest why would you, shit is ugly as fuck) it's not an 'I want to claim you' it's a 'you can have this if you want'.

When women send pics it's a gift, when men send pics it's a hunt. Again I'm not saying that is the case with all men and all women, definitely there are submissive men and aggressive women, but from a stereotypical cultural standard viewpoint that's where it lays.
#67 - jeitron (09/11/2014) [-]
Hearing things like this make me think that women generalize men even more than the other way around. If a guy doesn't get the message that she's not interested and keeps trying he's either oblivious or an asshole.

The saying "I already have a boyfriend" isn't used because women are seen as "objects or possessions" it's mostly used because it is a less offended way of rejecting someone.

As a guy I hate it too but in our society men are expected to be the proactive ones when it comes to startling relationships and women usually don't because they say it makes them look "desperate" or whatever other reasons. If more women weren't afraid to hit on men as often they'd hear "I already have a girlfriend" as well.


yeah, but the thing is this isn't because of society's "patriarchal" nature it's basically human nature and if you ask me the idea of nudes is just stupid.
User avatar #68 - thirdjess (09/11/2014) [-]
There was actually this big up-n-up in the fem community recently about ditching the use of 'I have a boyfriend', I tend to try to reject them with 'oh I don't have my phone with me' or 'I stopped using facebook' but if they don't get the message I do pull out the I have a boyfriend. And in my experience it's not that they're oblivious it's that they just won't fucking quit until they feel like they're encroaching on another dudes territory.

I've literally at one point had a lovely older woman rescue me with a 'leave the poor girl alone, she's too intelligent for you!' when some guy on a bus wouldn't leave me the fuck alone.

And I hit on guys, but I've never gotten I have a girlfriend as an excuse (particularly because I'm not an idiot and don't flirt with men who have girlfriends)
#70 - jeitron (09/11/2014) [-]
So you have a bad experience of guys who just didn't get the message and were basically assholes but you assume that the reason why "I already have a boyfriend" is so effective is because they don't want to mess with another guy's girl? Pretty sure some douches don't care if a girl is already in a relationship but the "i have a boyfriend" just became the universal way of nicely saying it's not going to happen.

But I don't care either way since the women I've been with and my female friends are usually smarter about these situations, if a guy is nice(and not persistent like the ones you've mentioned) but they don't like him they know how to reject him nicely, if a guy is a persistent asshole they retort back to him like one instead of acting like they have a stick up their ass towards anyone with a Y-chromosome and scream "I don't want to fuck you!" to anyone within a 2 meter radius.
User avatar #71 - thirdjess (09/11/2014) [-]
I actually did that once, got cornered on a bus to a new years eve party and he kept trying to touch up on me, I just turned to him and said 'I'm not going to sleep with you tonight, ok?' His friends laughed at him and I think that's the reason he left me alone, more than anything.
#72 - jeitron (09/11/2014) [-]
In that case is obviously a douche, if someone is cornering you and they can see that they are clearly unconformable and not "paying hard to get" they are jsut a docuhebag, it's redundant to say but there are bad & good people of every category race, religion, ethnicity, orientation, etc but in this case where it's gender you clearly encounter some bad guys (it even worst since he had friends who were only watching instead of telling him to cut it out) .

I have a friend who've been in a few abusive relationships with women, sometimes physical abuse but most of the time it was emotional and they really screwed him up to the point where he became jaded about women for while to the point of wanted to literally away from them completely(he even felt uncomfortable around them at times), he eventually got better though and he with a nice person now..
User avatar #73 - thirdjess (09/11/2014) [-]
That's too bad about your friend.

Even still, all this is a bit moot because it's a cultural thing not a specific story thing. There will always be an exception to every rule but, from a very young age boys are painted blue and girls are painted pink. There is a cultural, stereotypical attitude and this is a good example of it.
User avatar #69 - thirdjess (09/11/2014) [-]
I've gotten 'I'm interested in someone else' or 'I'm not looking for a relationship right now' or a 'you're not my type, sorry' all pleanty of times, the only time I've ignored any of those was my current boyfriend, who said he wasn't looking for a relationship.
#38 - I was mocking your poor choice of words. 09/11/2014 on More double standards. 0
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User avatar #4 - kirkbot ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
psst, check back on the German that I had posted. There are some more monstrosities in that thread
User avatar #2 - lorenrachel (12/24/2011) [-]
Hey. I was just reading you're argument on the Ignorance post and I'd just like to say well done for sticking up for yourself and I agree with everything you put across. :)
User avatar #3 to #2 - HonkIfIDriveWell (12/24/2011) [-]
Thank you :) I do try my best when it comes subjects such as religion on which I feel so strongly.
User avatar #1 - OriginallyContent (07/22/2010) [-]
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