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#281 - I find your tolerance intolerable. 09/10/2014 on Poor PC Gamer Picks +1
#112 - Yeah he clocked her for real but she just assumed it was an ac… 09/08/2014 on Rekt [x] not rekt [ ] 0
#109 - I like to think it's all of the above, and it happened like th…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Rekt [x] not rekt [ ] +4
User avatar #156 - ballsofearth (09/08/2014) [-]
That awful bitch!
User avatar #110 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
... << So it was staged. But in the middle of staging, things got real. But then she continued on. She

... o_OHelp me fill in the blanks here, pal. I'm a bit loopy in this moment.
User avatar #112 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/08/2014) [-]
Yeah he clocked her for real but she just assumed it was an accident. She probably started crying (for attention) and got all whiny/bitchy but got over it pretty fast when she realised that the video would be a whole lot funnier now.
#104 - You don't know her. She could be a really awful person. …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Rekt [x] not rekt [ ] +1
User avatar #106 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
She could be. It could be staged. It could be for pretend. So did it happen? Or didn't it?
User avatar #109 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/08/2014) [-]
I like to think it's all of the above, and it happened like this:

1. Awful bitch asks Dad to help film skit so that she can have attention on the internet.

2. Dad agrees.

3. While filming, Dad "accidentally" nails for real with the metal tray (because he knows he'll never get a better opportunity to exact revenge for all the years of suffering she's subjected him to.

4. Awful bitch decides the footage looks even funnier this way and will get her more attention so she uploads it anyway.
User avatar #156 - ballsofearth (09/08/2014) [-]
That awful bitch!
User avatar #110 - lathyrusvii (09/08/2014) [-]
... << So it was staged. But in the middle of staging, things got real. But then she continued on. She

... o_OHelp me fill in the blanks here, pal. I'm a bit loopy in this moment.
User avatar #112 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/08/2014) [-]
Yeah he clocked her for real but she just assumed it was an accident. She probably started crying (for attention) and got all whiny/bitchy but got over it pretty fast when she realised that the video would be a whole lot funnier now.
#100 - "E.g: Look at that tranny, ewww, freak." Wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2014 on Tumblr +1
User avatar #103 - squeemonster (09/08/2014) [-]
If you don't, great! It means people are starting to leave that ignorance behind and that the people you know and hang out with are proper human beings. But believe me, there are still people with this kind of mentality. My dad for example stopped talking to my sister after she married a woman and expecting a child, I can only imagine what he thinks about trans people.
#93 - I don't understand those connotations. In Australia, we very o…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Tumblr +1
#97 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/08/2014) [-]
Well the reason why it's sometimes seen as offensive is because of its use in pornography. Typically "tranny" and "shemale" referred to transgender females in porn. If someone is okay with you calling them a tranny, feel free, though. There are some transgender people who don't mind it.
User avatar #96 - squeemonster (09/08/2014) [-]
It's like calling a chinese person a chink, it might sound funny but it's used depreciatively. For a long time people used gay to say something was either stupid, lame or feminine.
E.g: I don't like this game, it's gaaay. You like pop, lol gay.

The same happens for other terms like tranny. It could be a normal word but people usually use it when trying to offend like the word itself would offend.
E.g: Look at that tranny, ewww, freak.
User avatar #100 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/08/2014) [-]
"E.g: Look at that tranny, ewww, freak."

Who does that? I've never known anybody to use the word like that.
User avatar #103 - squeemonster (09/08/2014) [-]
If you don't, great! It means people are starting to leave that ignorance behind and that the people you know and hang out with are proper human beings. But believe me, there are still people with this kind of mentality. My dad for example stopped talking to my sister after she married a woman and expecting a child, I can only imagine what he thinks about trans people.
#87 - Are you offended by the word "tranny"? To me it seem…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Tumblr +1
#89 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/08/2014) [-]
Not really offended by it, but I'd rather not be called one because of its connotations. I'm not a pornstar.
User avatar #93 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/08/2014) [-]
I don't understand those connotations. In Australia, we very often shorten words and add a "y" or "o" to the end because its easier to say. There doesn't have be a negative meaning behind it.
#97 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/08/2014) [-]
Well the reason why it's sometimes seen as offensive is because of its use in pornography. Typically "tranny" and "shemale" referred to transgender females in porn. If someone is okay with you calling them a tranny, feel free, though. There are some transgender people who don't mind it.
User avatar #96 - squeemonster (09/08/2014) [-]
It's like calling a chinese person a chink, it might sound funny but it's used depreciatively. For a long time people used gay to say something was either stupid, lame or feminine.
E.g: I don't like this game, it's gaaay. You like pop, lol gay.

The same happens for other terms like tranny. It could be a normal word but people usually use it when trying to offend like the word itself would offend.
E.g: Look at that tranny, ewww, freak.
User avatar #100 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/08/2014) [-]
"E.g: Look at that tranny, ewww, freak."

Who does that? I've never known anybody to use the word like that.
User avatar #103 - squeemonster (09/08/2014) [-]
If you don't, great! It means people are starting to leave that ignorance behind and that the people you know and hang out with are proper human beings. But believe me, there are still people with this kind of mentality. My dad for example stopped talking to my sister after she married a woman and expecting a child, I can only imagine what he thinks about trans people.
#30 - 100% freshly picked cotton 09/06/2014 on Something's missing +1
#182 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2014 on Awesome dad -4
#410 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/05/2014) [-]
#173 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Awesome dad -2
#178 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/05/2014) [-]
supporting vs rejecting... that would be the opposite.
#182 - HonkIfIDriveWell has deleted their comment.
#410 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/05/2014) [-]
#55 - In heterosexual relationships, men usually end up paying for m… 09/03/2014 on Rekt +1
#205 - You'll definitely be displeased if my nudes ever get leaked.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2014 on link in description and... 0
User avatar #207 - FunkMastaNickyNick (09/02/2014) [-]
I can safely say the same for mine, let us pray that day never comes.
#135 - I want to be angry at you for not knowing that but you're a pr…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2014 on surveyyyy +2
#186 - lexxy (09/02/2014) [-]
aw, you!
#134 - I'd like to imagine that he thought it was a case of countries… 09/02/2014 on surveyyyy 0
#198 - "Granted, a lot of that has to do with emotion, which is …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/02/2014 on link in description and... 0
User avatar #202 - FunkMastaNickyNick (09/02/2014) [-]
Then again, I do apologize for it not being obvious right away. It was meant to come across as indifferent, not at all displeased.
User avatar #205 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/02/2014) [-]
You'll definitely be displeased if my nudes ever get leaked.
User avatar #207 - FunkMastaNickyNick (09/02/2014) [-]
I can safely say the same for mine, let us pray that day never comes.
#116 - I highly doubt civilians in Australia of all places (sparse po…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2014 on Highly disturbing 0
#137 - boothead (09/02/2014) [-]
Looks like you guys are fucked, living in a system where you elect people to vote for your leaders... Wait a minute Murica has that system too... Fuck me sideways and call me sally.
#180 - I see what you're saying, but despite "thrill" meani…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/02/2014 on link in description and... 0
User avatar #193 - FunkMastaNickyNick (09/02/2014) [-]
If you want to go to extremes, then yes. You're right about the definition. But just because something doesn't make you happy, that doesn't mean you're unhappy about it either. You can be indifferent to something and still use the exact same phrasing. If everything were as black and white as a positive and a negative at all times, then you would be correct. But, we both know things aren't that simple, and as such there is always a neutral ground between the two. Granted, a lot of that has to do with emotion, which is not exactly easy to convey through text, so I apologize if my direct meaning wasn't immediately clear.
User avatar #198 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/02/2014) [-]
"Granted, a lot of that has to do with emotion, which is not exactly easy to convey through text"

Pretty much exactly that. How I imagined you saying that sentence was probably a lot bitchier then how you meant it to sound.
User avatar #202 - FunkMastaNickyNick (09/02/2014) [-]
Then again, I do apologize for it not being obvious right away. It was meant to come across as indifferent, not at all displeased.
User avatar #205 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/02/2014) [-]
You'll definitely be displeased if my nudes ever get leaked.
User avatar #207 - FunkMastaNickyNick (09/02/2014) [-]
I can safely say the same for mine, let us pray that day never comes.
#80 - I agree. I don't like how people seem to get away with glossin… 09/02/2014 on fuck yeah -2
#170 - "But you are quite literally telling me that not being at…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/02/2014 on link in description and... 0
User avatar #173 - FunkMastaNickyNick (09/02/2014) [-]
Except that clearly isn't what I meant in this particular instance. The very definition of "thrill" is a feeling of excitement. So, by saying i'm "not thrilled" by something means it doesn't excite me, therefor it doesn't interest me, not that it upsets me. Just because i'm not overly excited like everyone else on the planet doesn't mean I have a problem with it or i'm unhappy. And you're right, this has nothing to do with the invasion of her privacy. All I said was that she has naked pictures, and I don't care about them because she isn't attractive to me. Simple as that.
User avatar #180 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/02/2014) [-]
I see what you're saying, but despite "thrill" meaning "excited", "thrilled" is a synonym of "happy" in normal contexts, which means that by extension "not thrilled" is synonymous with "unhappy" which is what I assumed you meant.

It's a simple misunderstanding. You used a combination of words that made me think you meant something other than you did.
User avatar #193 - FunkMastaNickyNick (09/02/2014) [-]
If you want to go to extremes, then yes. You're right about the definition. But just because something doesn't make you happy, that doesn't mean you're unhappy about it either. You can be indifferent to something and still use the exact same phrasing. If everything were as black and white as a positive and a negative at all times, then you would be correct. But, we both know things aren't that simple, and as such there is always a neutral ground between the two. Granted, a lot of that has to do with emotion, which is not exactly easy to convey through text, so I apologize if my direct meaning wasn't immediately clear.
User avatar #198 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/02/2014) [-]
"Granted, a lot of that has to do with emotion, which is not exactly easy to convey through text"

Pretty much exactly that. How I imagined you saying that sentence was probably a lot bitchier then how you meant it to sound.
User avatar #202 - FunkMastaNickyNick (09/02/2014) [-]
Then again, I do apologize for it not being obvious right away. It was meant to come across as indifferent, not at all displeased.
User avatar #205 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/02/2014) [-]
You'll definitely be displeased if my nudes ever get leaked.
User avatar #207 - FunkMastaNickyNick (09/02/2014) [-]
I can safely say the same for mine, let us pray that day never comes.
#163 - No, I said it's the worst reason to not be thrilled by it. I f…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/02/2014 on link in description and... 0
User avatar #166 - FunkMastaNickyNick (09/02/2014) [-]
Your logic still eludes me. Just because she's a celebrity doesn't mean I have to be excited just because naked pictures of her were released. Don't get me wrong, there's no moral objection here, if she took the pictures she should have expected this. But you are quite literally telling me that not being attracted to her is not an acceptable reason to not be interested in her naked pictures, and that makes absolutely no sense. Literally all i'm saying here is that I don't see what the big deal is. She isn't attractive as far as i'm concerned, so why should I care if she has nudes or not?
User avatar #170 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/02/2014) [-]
"But you are quite literally telling me that not being attracted to her is not an acceptable reason to not be interested"

Except that I'm absolutely not. In your original post, you said "not thrilled" which is different to not being interested, because you can be interested without being thrilled.

For example, morally-outraged people are interested because they care about what happened, but they are certainly not thrilled, and they probably have the best reason for not being thrilled.

Not finding Jennifer Lawrence attractive is a crappy reason to not be thrilled because it has nothing to do caring about her privacy.

You see, the phrase "not particularly thrilled about x" is generally taken to mean "unhappy regarding x" which would mean that you're unhappy about the photos because you don't find her attractive. See what I mean?
User avatar #173 - FunkMastaNickyNick (09/02/2014) [-]
Except that clearly isn't what I meant in this particular instance. The very definition of "thrill" is a feeling of excitement. So, by saying i'm "not thrilled" by something means it doesn't excite me, therefor it doesn't interest me, not that it upsets me. Just because i'm not overly excited like everyone else on the planet doesn't mean I have a problem with it or i'm unhappy. And you're right, this has nothing to do with the invasion of her privacy. All I said was that she has naked pictures, and I don't care about them because she isn't attractive to me. Simple as that.
User avatar #180 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/02/2014) [-]
I see what you're saying, but despite "thrill" meaning "excited", "thrilled" is a synonym of "happy" in normal contexts, which means that by extension "not thrilled" is synonymous with "unhappy" which is what I assumed you meant.

It's a simple misunderstanding. You used a combination of words that made me think you meant something other than you did.
User avatar #193 - FunkMastaNickyNick (09/02/2014) [-]
If you want to go to extremes, then yes. You're right about the definition. But just because something doesn't make you happy, that doesn't mean you're unhappy about it either. You can be indifferent to something and still use the exact same phrasing. If everything were as black and white as a positive and a negative at all times, then you would be correct. But, we both know things aren't that simple, and as such there is always a neutral ground between the two. Granted, a lot of that has to do with emotion, which is not exactly easy to convey through text, so I apologize if my direct meaning wasn't immediately clear.
User avatar #198 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/02/2014) [-]
"Granted, a lot of that has to do with emotion, which is not exactly easy to convey through text"

Pretty much exactly that. How I imagined you saying that sentence was probably a lot bitchier then how you meant it to sound.
User avatar #202 - FunkMastaNickyNick (09/02/2014) [-]
Then again, I do apologize for it not being obvious right away. It was meant to come across as indifferent, not at all displeased.
User avatar #205 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/02/2014) [-]
You'll definitely be displeased if my nudes ever get leaked.
User avatar #207 - FunkMastaNickyNick (09/02/2014) [-]
I can safely say the same for mine, let us pray that day never comes.
#76 - I like how the correct spelling of "definitely" is r…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2014 on Clothed photo of Sasha Grey... 0
User avatar #77 - megaton (09/02/2014) [-]
i said defiantly and i a stick to it
#99 - If it was still the early 1800's maybe.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/02/2014 on Highly disturbing 0
#110 - boothead (09/02/2014) [-]
Don't doubt the power of an armed populace when they have military support.
User avatar #116 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/02/2014) [-]
I highly doubt civilians in Australia of all places (sparse population) would be able to organise themselves well enough to gain enough traction for military support.
#137 - boothead (09/02/2014) [-]
Looks like you guys are fucked, living in a system where you elect people to vote for your leaders... Wait a minute Murica has that system too... Fuck me sideways and call me sally.
#98 - Someone is behind the times. 09/02/2014 on Highly disturbing 0
#145 - I just like getting confirmation. As in, I would have previous…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2014 on link in description and... 0
User avatar #147 - hashtronaut (09/02/2014) [-]
to each their own i guess
#139 - Fair enough. For me, it's almost like actually knowing a chick…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/02/2014 on link in description and... 0
User avatar #140 - hashtronaut (09/02/2014) [-]
that's just it though, I don't feel like I "know them" just because they're celebrities.

I mean, I looked at a few pics because fuck it why not...but, i'm just not like "HOLY FUCK WAIT SHE HAS TITS? THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING" haha
User avatar #145 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/02/2014) [-]
I just like getting confirmation. As in, I would have previously had thoughts like "I bet she has x all over her y" or "I reckon her x's are tiny and her y's are massive" and then I actually see the pictures and for some reason it's just awesome to actually acquire that information.
User avatar #147 - hashtronaut (09/02/2014) [-]
to each their own i guess
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User avatar #4 - kirkbot ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
psst, check back on the German that I had posted. There are some more monstrosities in that thread
User avatar #2 - lorenrachel (12/24/2011) [-]
Hey. I was just reading you're argument on the Ignorance post and I'd just like to say well done for sticking up for yourself and I agree with everything you put across. :)
User avatar #3 to #2 - HonkIfIDriveWell (12/24/2011) [-]
Thank you :) I do try my best when it comes subjects such as religion on which I feel so strongly.
User avatar #1 - OriginallyContent (07/22/2010) [-]
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