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#71 - Where do you see yourself in 10 years?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2014 on shit nigger +13
#123 - Womens Study Major (09/28/2014) [-]
Underground
#33 - Too hot is too hot, regardless of where you come from. It's th… 09/28/2014 on Frank, man! +2
#32 - Yea that's the case here as well. In fact in gets a little hot… 09/28/2014 on Frank, man! 0
#28 - Australia has the heat as well, believe me. Especially WA whic…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/28/2014 on Frank, man! 0
#31 - undeadwill has deleted their comment.
User avatar #32 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/28/2014) [-]
Yea that's the case here as well. In fact in gets a little hotter than that. 115 or so, but we measure it Celsius so I can't guarantee accuracy.
#30 - undeadwill has deleted their comment.
User avatar #33 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/28/2014) [-]
Too hot is too hot, regardless of where you come from. It's the same here, except we have to deal with a water shortage as well, which is a horrifying combination of suck.
#84 - Modern Art was an era that ended a long time ago. People who d… 09/28/2014 on 2art4u 0
#81 - Wouldn't it be great if they were all terrible dad jokes. 09/28/2014 on Feels 0
#38 - But then you'd be effectively killing both kids. 09/27/2014 on The best parents 0
#49 - Making an ass out of u and ming.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2014 on dis gon b gud 0
User avatar #50 - becauseoprahsaidso (09/27/2014) [-]
?
#47 - How do you know he's in America?  [+] (15 new replies) 09/27/2014 on dis gon b gud 0
#48 - becauseoprahsaidso (09/27/2014) [-]
guess I'm just assuming
User avatar #60 - hashtronaut (09/27/2014) [-]
I can't stand these fuckers...
User avatar #63 - becauseoprahsaidso (09/27/2014) [-]
haha me neither but this came to mind
User avatar #64 - hashtronaut (09/27/2014) [-]
you know who i love that makes a lot of dumb music and shit?lil dicky.
User avatar #65 - becauseoprahsaidso (09/27/2014) [-]
I'm afraid to google lil dicky
User avatar #68 - hashtronaut (09/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #69 - becauseoprahsaidso (09/27/2014) [-]
That was a little funny 4/10 would not watch again. rap is not really my thing
User avatar #70 - hashtronaut (09/27/2014) [-]
ah, fair enough... that's the thing about dicky is he emulate the "normal rap" sound pretty well....but, lyrically he just has fun with it.

you should check this out, subject content i think is a lot funnier. (but even if you don't like this one either, not everybody gonna like everything so no worries about me trying to convert you lol)
Lil Dicky - White Dude (Official Video)
User avatar #71 - becauseoprahsaidso (09/27/2014) [-]
Yea I liked this one better. you should post this on tumbr you nonbinary CIS white male scum
User avatar #72 - hashtronaut (09/27/2014) [-]
you'd be surprised how many times I mentioned this video on the sjw posts here before the joke just got tired (im just sick of seeing the posts in general anymore)

he also has one about staying in on friday that I find pretty hilarious, but i'll hold back on that one haha "Now I'm naked on my couch with raisinettes in my mouth and I'm playing a stupid Asian in NBA 2k12, beatin that ass with the Utah Jazz"
User avatar #67 - hashtronaut (09/27/2014) [-]
lmfao, 1 sec man ill get you a good one
User avatar #55 - arkadia (09/27/2014) [-]
I understand this reference
User avatar #56 - becauseoprahsaidso (09/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #49 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/27/2014) [-]
Making an ass out of u and ming.
User avatar #50 - becauseoprahsaidso (09/27/2014) [-]
?
#84 - I liked this post all the way up until you spelled "defin…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2014 on Spirited Away 0
User avatar #89 - assrocket (09/26/2014) [-]
'Definitely' is used a lot more in casual speech than 'finite', so people probably don't see the correlation. It's frustrating as fuck to help them spell, but in all fairness, it's not really their fault.
User avatar #121 - assrocket (09/28/2014) [-]
priviligedd
vinci

why?
#26 - That Zero guy must be a massive cunt. 09/26/2014 on addy's ban report 0
#349 - Yes, we are discussing the definitions of words because you de… 09/24/2014 on People with Vaginas are women 0
#343 - TIL you need a doctorate to know the definitions of words.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2014 on People with Vaginas are women 0
User avatar #345 - thirdjess (09/24/2014) [-]
EXCEPT it's not the definitions of words we're discussing. Hell of a strawman though.
User avatar #349 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/24/2014) [-]
Yes, we are discussing the definitions of words because you decided to bring that up instead of replying to any of my points. You also brought up the doctorate, not me. There was no strawman. I was responding to sarcasm with sarcasm.
#339 - The word "gender" applies more to the social aspects…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/24/2014 on People with Vaginas are women 0
User avatar #340 - thirdjess (09/24/2014) [-]
Ahuh, and how many years was that doctorate you did?
User avatar #343 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/24/2014) [-]
TIL you need a doctorate to know the definitions of words.
User avatar #345 - thirdjess (09/24/2014) [-]
EXCEPT it's not the definitions of words we're discussing. Hell of a strawman though.
User avatar #349 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/24/2014) [-]
Yes, we are discussing the definitions of words because you decided to bring that up instead of replying to any of my points. You also brought up the doctorate, not me. There was no strawman. I was responding to sarcasm with sarcasm.
#337 - It's not confusion. I do that deliberately.  [+] (6 new replies) 09/24/2014 on People with Vaginas are women 0
User avatar #338 - thirdjess (09/24/2014) [-]
If you're going to be a forcibly ignorant bigot at least use the right incorrect term.
User avatar #339 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/24/2014) [-]
The word "gender" applies more to the social aspects of being a male or a female than the biological ones, but it still means sex.
User avatar #340 - thirdjess (09/24/2014) [-]
Ahuh, and how many years was that doctorate you did?
User avatar #343 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/24/2014) [-]
TIL you need a doctorate to know the definitions of words.
User avatar #345 - thirdjess (09/24/2014) [-]
EXCEPT it's not the definitions of words we're discussing. Hell of a strawman though.
User avatar #349 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/24/2014) [-]
Yes, we are discussing the definitions of words because you decided to bring that up instead of replying to any of my points. You also brought up the doctorate, not me. There was no strawman. I was responding to sarcasm with sarcasm.
#335 - "It IS a medical label. The label exists so doctors know …  [+] (8 new replies) 09/24/2014 on People with Vaginas are women 0
User avatar #336 - thirdjess (09/24/2014) [-]
I think the problem here is you're confusing the word gender with the word sex
User avatar #337 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/24/2014) [-]
It's not confusion. I do that deliberately.
User avatar #338 - thirdjess (09/24/2014) [-]
If you're going to be a forcibly ignorant bigot at least use the right incorrect term.
User avatar #339 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/24/2014) [-]
The word "gender" applies more to the social aspects of being a male or a female than the biological ones, but it still means sex.
User avatar #340 - thirdjess (09/24/2014) [-]
Ahuh, and how many years was that doctorate you did?
User avatar #343 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/24/2014) [-]
TIL you need a doctorate to know the definitions of words.
User avatar #345 - thirdjess (09/24/2014) [-]
EXCEPT it's not the definitions of words we're discussing. Hell of a strawman though.
User avatar #349 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/24/2014) [-]
Yes, we are discussing the definitions of words because you decided to bring that up instead of replying to any of my points. You also brought up the doctorate, not me. There was no strawman. I was responding to sarcasm with sarcasm.
#306 - The brain is a complex thing, but determining gender really is…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/24/2014 on People with Vaginas are women 0
User avatar #332 - thirdjess (09/24/2014) [-]
It IS a medical label. The label exists so doctors know how to properly treat a patient. A lot of doctors might prescribe hormone treatments for certain minor ailments, if someone is transexual however that is not a considerable option to the patient.

Not even 50 years ago homosexuality was a mental disorder. Patients were submitted to asylums and often physically and sexually abused until they either killed themselves or could lie well enough. Transexuality is exactly the same thing.
User avatar #335 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/24/2014) [-]
"It IS a medical label. The label exists so doctors know how to properly treat a patient."

I'm not sure what you mean by this. Doctors need to know your actual gender. They don't care what you identify as.

"Not even 50 years ago homosexuality was a mental disorder."

The difference is that homosexuality only affects your perception of what you want to fuck, not what you are.

Feeling like you're the opposite gender means that you disagree with your body. In that situation, it's silly to assume that the body (especially if its perfectly healthy) is the one getting it wrong. A "woman trapped in a man's body" is in actual fact, a man with a mental condition. We don't have bodies, we are bodies.
User avatar #336 - thirdjess (09/24/2014) [-]
I think the problem here is you're confusing the word gender with the word sex
User avatar #337 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/24/2014) [-]
It's not confusion. I do that deliberately.
User avatar #338 - thirdjess (09/24/2014) [-]
If you're going to be a forcibly ignorant bigot at least use the right incorrect term.
User avatar #339 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/24/2014) [-]
The word "gender" applies more to the social aspects of being a male or a female than the biological ones, but it still means sex.
User avatar #340 - thirdjess (09/24/2014) [-]
Ahuh, and how many years was that doctorate you did?
User avatar #343 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/24/2014) [-]
TIL you need a doctorate to know the definitions of words.
User avatar #345 - thirdjess (09/24/2014) [-]
EXCEPT it's not the definitions of words we're discussing. Hell of a strawman though.
User avatar #349 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/24/2014) [-]
Yes, we are discussing the definitions of words because you decided to bring that up instead of replying to any of my points. You also brought up the doctorate, not me. There was no strawman. I was responding to sarcasm with sarcasm.
#178 - Offer or actually do it?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2014 on A real woman is not a... 0
User avatar #179 - Karfeyenta (09/23/2014) [-]
I offer, and when they actually let me do it of course I do. When it's the third date or something and we really like each other, sometimes I tease and ask if they'll finally let me be an adult for myself and I make cute if I can.

Sometimes they actually let me. I just payed for dinner with someone less than a week ago, actually.
#83 - If each and every one of the countless trillions of galaxies t… 09/23/2014 on school 0
#26 - drug stuff probly  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on They do 0
#33 - satansferret (09/17/2014) [-]
nude modeling.
#79 - I refuse to buy an Emu because most Emu Dealers are scummy and… 09/17/2014 on this comic explaines it... +3
#77 - Enough with the stereotypes. I'm Australian and hate beer. My …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on this comic explaines it... +3
User avatar #78 - ratytang (09/17/2014) [-]
No one has kangaroos in Australia, you are lying because we have emu's they are faster.
User avatar #79 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/17/2014) [-]
I refuse to buy an Emu because most Emu Dealers are scummy and get away with selling used Emus for premium prices as if they were new. They also have terrible fuel efficiency. I'd rather push my Kangaroo than ride an Emu.
#27 - Couldn't he have been good in his previous lives but was rebor… 09/17/2014 on Tricking buddhists 0
#22 - Or point naught seven. 09/17/2014 on 007 0
#50 - Jews and Christians combined make up about 75% of the populati… 09/17/2014 on Emo Phillips +1
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User avatar #4 - kirkbot ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
psst, check back on the German that I had posted. There are some more monstrosities in that thread
User avatar #2 - lorenrachel (12/24/2011) [-]
Hey. I was just reading you're argument on the Ignorance post and I'd just like to say well done for sticking up for yourself and I agree with everything you put across. :)
User avatar #3 to #2 - HonkIfIDriveWell (12/24/2011) [-]
Thank you :) I do try my best when it comes subjects such as religion on which I feel so strongly.
User avatar #1 - OriginallyContent (07/22/2010) [-]
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