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Date Signed Up:1/07/2010
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#485 - Comment deleted 04/05/2012 on he knows 0
#234 - You totally let her suck you off though, didn't you? 04/03/2012 on Selling weed on FB +4
#169 - It's a word. As my great grandfather always used to … 04/03/2012 on FaceBook 0
#98 - Anyone who's older than 6 and still cuts the crust of their br… 04/02/2012 on random comic +24
#112 - That's what the facebook font looks like when you zoom in. Jus… 04/02/2012 on Just saw this on Facebook +8
#141 - It's an exclusive sermon.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2012 on u tough enuf? +1
User avatar #201 - redwolfradolf (04/01/2012) [-]
No, that isn't right.
It violates the princilples...
#305 - It's funny because he took a football to the face. 03/27/2012 on Right in the face. +1
#280 - Where is this "Gym" you speak of? 03/21/2012 on People You Will Meet at Gym +1
#214 - Irregardless? So it had to be at a specific volume to be scary? 03/20/2012 on Memories. 0
#316 - Actually aussies say that as well, as seeing as how I'm Austra… 03/20/2012 on Title? Coincidence! 0
#577 - I tried sleep paralysis once, only rather than looking to be s…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2012 on Vivid Dream. +17
User avatar #590 - rockred (03/19/2012) [-]
You should thank your dog.

It saved your from the old lady going CHALLENGEACCEPTED-jpeg on yo' ass.
#139 - Jeez, I know Kony's an evil monster, but even he doesn't deser… 03/10/2012 on When snookies +10
#589 - Mine was an ugly, hardcore feminist. 03/10/2012 on My kind of school 0
#369 - What kind of ass virus? AIDS? 03/09/2012 on Lazy 0
#528 - I was talking about female pleasure. In that sense, both penis… 03/04/2012 on I agree +2
#135 - Misleading title is misleading... 03/04/2012 on Fucking kids 0
#514 - Yes, but from a female perspective, that would be irrelevant.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/04/2012 on I agree +3
User avatar #518 - coopergrimm (03/04/2012) [-]
It would be completely irrelevant for a woman to want to have a child. Which is the function of sperm. It is also the function of sex. Good argument though.
User avatar #528 - HonkIfIDriveWell (03/04/2012) [-]
I was talking about female pleasure. In that sense, both penises and dildos do the exact same thing.
#510 - You know how a penis and a dildo have literally the exact same…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/04/2012 on I agree +3
#511 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/04/2012) [-]
One cums one doesnt.
User avatar #514 - HonkIfIDriveWell (03/04/2012) [-]
Yes, but from a female perspective, that would be irrelevant.
User avatar #518 - coopergrimm (03/04/2012) [-]
It would be completely irrelevant for a woman to want to have a child. Which is the function of sperm. It is also the function of sex. Good argument though.
User avatar #528 - HonkIfIDriveWell (03/04/2012) [-]
I was talking about female pleasure. In that sense, both penises and dildos do the exact same thing.
#506 - Wow, for a lesbian, you're into some kinky **** .  [+] (6 new replies) 03/04/2012 on I agree +5
User avatar #508 - kneesocks (03/04/2012) [-]
T_T Your question didnt make sense man..
User avatar #510 - HonkIfIDriveWell (03/04/2012) [-]
You know how a penis and a dildo have literally the exact same function in the bedroom? Yeah, I was pointing that out in the form of a question.
#511 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/04/2012) [-]
One cums one doesnt.
User avatar #514 - HonkIfIDriveWell (03/04/2012) [-]
Yes, but from a female perspective, that would be irrelevant.
User avatar #518 - coopergrimm (03/04/2012) [-]
It would be completely irrelevant for a woman to want to have a child. Which is the function of sperm. It is also the function of sex. Good argument though.
User avatar #528 - HonkIfIDriveWell (03/04/2012) [-]
I was talking about female pleasure. In that sense, both penises and dildos do the exact same thing.
#496 - How could you know that when you haven't seen them all?  [+] (8 new replies) 03/04/2012 on I agree 0
User avatar #500 - harrypottergirl (03/04/2012) [-]
i've seen alot of penis ( from porn health class books) but i just don't like them
#545 - mofalcon (03/04/2012) [-]
you had porn in your health class? daaaaaamn girl I wish i went to your school!
User avatar #548 - harrypottergirl (03/04/2012) [-]
okay i should've put one of those little separator things in there cause i meant porn, health class, health books.)
XD
#555 - mofalcon (03/04/2012) [-]
keep it the other way, its awesome
#526 - Kittehh (03/04/2012) [-]
VERY MANY penises are ugly.. but then.. you find this ONE PENIS, man.._ this one penis... and you're like "AW DAMN," and all your searching is over... But seriously. Go for personality. Seriously. Fall in love with personality, then you fall in love with EVERYTHING about them. Everything._
User avatar #533 - harrypottergirl (03/04/2012) [-]
no thanks i'm happy being a lesbian and searching for that perfect girl to make me sammwhices with lots of Turkey Bacon(cause i'm Jewish)
#542 - Kittehh (03/04/2012) [-]
Alright then, I wish you the best.
User avatar #547 - harrypottergirl (03/04/2012) [-]
you to because although i'm not attracted to guys i don't think their all pigs cause I've met some pretty awesome ones best place to find the perfect my friend is in the friend zone
#491 - And what exactly can you do with a penis that you can't do wit…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/04/2012 on I agree +2
User avatar #502 - kneesocks (03/04/2012) [-]
Pee?
User avatar #506 - HonkIfIDriveWell (03/04/2012) [-]
Wow, for a lesbian, you're into some kinky shit.
User avatar #508 - kneesocks (03/04/2012) [-]
T_T Your question didnt make sense man..
User avatar #510 - HonkIfIDriveWell (03/04/2012) [-]
You know how a penis and a dildo have literally the exact same function in the bedroom? Yeah, I was pointing that out in the form of a question.
#511 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/04/2012) [-]
One cums one doesnt.
User avatar #514 - HonkIfIDriveWell (03/04/2012) [-]
Yes, but from a female perspective, that would be irrelevant.
User avatar #518 - coopergrimm (03/04/2012) [-]
It would be completely irrelevant for a woman to want to have a child. Which is the function of sperm. It is also the function of sex. Good argument though.
User avatar #528 - HonkIfIDriveWell (03/04/2012) [-]
I was talking about female pleasure. In that sense, both penises and dildos do the exact same thing.
#487 - No, it's like saying gay guys can't use fleshlights, which the… 03/04/2012 on I agree +2
#476 - No, that would be feminists. Being gay or straight is a sexual… 03/04/2012 on I agree 0
#465 - No, but I assume he's talking about the choice as to whether t… 03/04/2012 on I agree 0
#833 - I wouldn't have if you hadn't told me not to >:(  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2012 on Logical Brian +1
#836 - dillfitz (03/03/2012) [-]
**dillfitz rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at Compilation ** i tried to tell you
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User avatar #4 - kirkbot (01/29/2014) [-]
psst, check back on the German that I had posted. There are some more monstrosities in that thread
User avatar #2 - lorenrachel (12/24/2011) [-]
Hey. I was just reading you're argument on the Ignorance post and I'd just like to say well done for sticking up for yourself and I agree with everything you put across. :)
User avatar #3 to #2 - HonkIfIDriveWell (12/24/2011) [-]
Thank you :) I do try my best when it comes subjects such as religion on which I feel so strongly.
User avatar #1 - OriginallyContent (07/22/2010) [-]
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