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HonkIfIDriveWell

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Date Signed Up:1/07/2010
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#115 - Still technically minors (assuming you live in the US) so I wa…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/12/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #117 - DarkLogic (02/12/2015) [-]
English mert
User avatar #119 - HonkIfIDriveWell (02/12/2015) [-]
Yeah but you said your girlfriend was American so I'm kind of still right about her...now i'm just grasping at straws
User avatar #125 - pokemonstheshiz (02/13/2015) [-]
in US, minor is below 18
#28 - In fact, her beauty might be her only redeeming quality, which… 02/11/2015 on Great, FUCKING GREAT +2
#62 - Children can get married where you are?  [+] (9 new replies) 02/11/2015 on (untitled) +7
User avatar #74 - DarkLogic (02/11/2015) [-]
We're both twenty
User avatar #115 - HonkIfIDriveWell (02/12/2015) [-]
Still technically minors (assuming you live in the US) so I wasn't wrong...just sayin
User avatar #117 - DarkLogic (02/12/2015) [-]
English mert
User avatar #119 - HonkIfIDriveWell (02/12/2015) [-]
Yeah but you said your girlfriend was American so I'm kind of still right about her...now i'm just grasping at straws
User avatar #125 - pokemonstheshiz (02/13/2015) [-]
in US, minor is below 18
#90 - Common Pepe (02/11/2015) [-]
Hey my fiance and I are both 21 and getting married in December. When you know you just know so congrats!
User avatar #111 - zomitlu (02/11/2015) [-]
That's what they all say

42% of marriages end in divorce
User avatar #121 - HonkIfIDriveWell (02/12/2015) [-]
I'm not sure that deceased people legally count as "not married anymore", so you could technically say 100% of ended marriages were a divorce.
User avatar #89 - pokemonstheshiz (02/11/2015) [-]
>getting married at 20
I mean good luck to you, but IMO no one should get married that young
#51 - I think the cheese pizza confirms your theory. 02/11/2015 on Iggy 0
#50 - Next time order a pizza that actually has something on it and … 02/11/2015 on Iggy -1
#57 - He can't give away his money fast enough. He's going to drown … 02/11/2015 on Woke up in a new Lamborghini +9
#368 - Sexual preference has nothing to do with love. You can love so… 02/09/2015 on Grandma 0
#76 - That's beautiful *sniff* 02/07/2015 on At least her mouth is ready. +1
#37 - Unfortunately, most people need to do boring/ ****** job… 02/07/2015 on (untitled) +1
#53 - Nah don't worry, that's how its supposed to look. 02/04/2015 on The Sampsons +1
#144 - TIL I am dead. 02/04/2015 on The truth about Anime +2
#47 - Apparently he was trying to outrun the train to prove the effe… 01/21/2015 on Good work on the... +1
#182 - I can roof of my mouth as well. Am I insane?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
User avatar #185 - agrofenlas (01/21/2015) [-]
I'm not a doctor, I don't know. I'm just expressing my opinion. After all, what do I really know?
#53 - It's hypocrisy, not irony.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2015 on Relevant -1
User avatar #54 - YllekNayr (01/17/2015) [-]
Perhaps I have misused it.
Perhaps there is a definition of irony that fits this.
Irony has always been a hard word to use correctly.
#47 - TIL Americans don't have regular cream.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2015 on Butter's creamy Goo +29
User avatar #58 - mattdoggy (01/12/2015) [-]
I'm an cream and what is American?
seriously i have never heard of this before
#248 - Neither of those things came out this year.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2015 on Game Feels 0
User avatar #360 - schneidend (01/12/2015) [-]
My mistake. Last year. 2014. As in, I don't agree with the content.
#137 - So you're saying Samuel L Jackson could never play a white guy…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2015 on only women... 0
User avatar #146 - demandsgayversion (01/12/2015) [-]
Based on his casting choices so far of only playing a black guy in his roles, I'd say asking him to play a white guy doesn't work.
#97 - She still included her face in it for no apparent reason.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2015 on (untitled) -1
User avatar #156 - slightly (01/09/2015) [-]
You are a special kind of retard aren't you...
#132 - Common Pepe (01/09/2015) [-]
its a comparison
User avatar #118 - alstorp (01/09/2015) [-]
Sheesh
#109 - theXsjados (01/09/2015) [-]
Not for no apparent reason. It's her blog and her followers probably know her face.
#102 - captnnorway (01/09/2015) [-]
As a timestamp I guess. I mean this is totally my stash of cereals ... totally
#61 - Goddamn kids get in everywhere for free. 01/06/2015 on I wish I was under 15 +9
#60 - Do you really not recognise the pound sign? 01/06/2015 on I wish I was under 15 0
#100 - How is that amazing? It's just grass and dirt. Americans are w…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/06/2015 on A Soldier’s Piece Of Home +1
User avatar #204 - durkadurka (01/06/2015) [-]
It's symbolic my friend. Your far away from home so you bring a bit of it with you.
#163 - woofman (01/06/2015) [-]
Well, it could either be that, or maybe that they want some grass to feel, or smell, much like what they have back at home instead of the miles and miles of sand and rock. And you know what people say about realizing how much you like something once you are separated from it.
User avatar #124 - crazycommando (01/06/2015) [-]
As a French American who fucking loves America....i have to fucking agree, it's borderline obssession...
#116 - Common Pepe (01/06/2015) [-]
why u jelly tho?
User avatar #103 - fuzzyballs (01/06/2015) [-]
and that's how you get soldiers
shove the patrotism down their throats from kindergarten and watch them grow into bullet sponges
User avatar #125 - crazycommando (01/06/2015) [-]
to some extent....go see the Spec Ops guys, it's 25% Patriotism, 25% want to beat the shit out of the enemy and 50% education...
User avatar #104 - fuzzyballs (01/06/2015) [-]
...I'm going to get red thumbs for this, right?
#117 - imaroused (01/06/2015) [-]
#83 - I'm sure that's a huge relief to the Theory of Evolution. 01/06/2015 on Right Wingers b like 0
#82 - You might be surprised to find out that it takes absolutely n… 01/06/2015 on Right Wingers b like 0
#161 - I live in Perth and can confirm. send help pls 01/06/2015 on perspective 0
#160 - OK fine. Compare Texas to Western Australia (a state). Still g…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2015 on perspective 0
#162 - tomtomvdp (01/06/2015) [-]
Congratulations.. ?

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User avatar #4 - kirkbot ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
psst, check back on the German that I had posted. There are some more monstrosities in that thread
User avatar #2 - lorenrachel (12/24/2011) [-]
Hey. I was just reading you're argument on the Ignorance post and I'd just like to say well done for sticking up for yourself and I agree with everything you put across. :)
User avatar #3 to #2 - HonkIfIDriveWell (12/24/2011) [-]
Thank you :) I do try my best when it comes subjects such as religion on which I feel so strongly.
User avatar #1 - OriginallyContent (07/22/2010) [-]
Honk
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