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HonkIfIDriveWell

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#129 - "I have nothing" was one of the complaints.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2013 on Pain 0
#134 - blanketandpillow (06/28/2013) [-]
I remember reading this book in 6th grade (I forget the title) and it said something along the lines, 'I became the richest man on Earth with everything I will eber want or need at my feet, but yet I feel as though I have nothing'
#73 - I've never met a cat that I couldn't take in a fight.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2013 on nails +9
#75 - wersand (06/28/2013) [-]
#314 - No, religion is not a theory at all. There have been no papers…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2013 on Muh Gravity 0
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#274 - "I do consider myself an Atheist, but call myself Agnosti… 06/27/2013 on How Christians think... 0
#54 - Actually, there is no continent called America. There's North … 06/26/2013 on eggplant +4
#65 - What kind of sick, masochistic **** are you?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2013 on Internet +4
User avatar #66 - cameforalaugh (06/26/2013) [-]
Obviously someone who doesn't understand the rules of the interwebs...
#58 - Why would you not go for Robert Downey Jewnior? 06/25/2013 on Jeffy Boy +20
#110 - Strange how they only bolded the comment from the one guy whos… 06/25/2013 on Condoms in Schools 0
#124 - *cough*A Game of Thrones*cough* 06/22/2013 on Neville Longbottom 0
#80 - I wonder how many slots this server has. 06/21/2013 on Fucking Lag!!!! 0
#422 - It's not only true of money. It's also true of everything mone… 06/21/2013 on Piracy +1
#548 - In a way, smokers and drinkers are selfish. It's a much more… 06/21/2013 on feely feels 0
#479 - If you were trying to stop someone from killing or harming the…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2013 on feely feels 0
User avatar #486 - Sethorein (06/21/2013) [-]
well don't go calling children of abusive households selfish.

See my biggest issue is that people are just running to the comments being all high and mighty shouting how selfish suicide is... how do you know that suicidal folks/cutters aren't browsing as well? Even if you don't say it to their face, repeating it anywhere could have it reach their ears.

And of course by your definition all smokers and drinkers would be selfish too.
User avatar #548 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/21/2013) [-]
In a way, smokers and drinkers are selfish. It's a much more socially acceptable form of self harm though, so it doesn't affect people/families in quite the same way.

You mentioned children of abusive households. You might be surprised to know that people whose lives are absolutely terrible in every way aren't usually the ones who inflict self harm. It's not too common among the starving children in Africa.

In my experience, it's usually people who become used to a certain quality of living and then have some aspect of their life broken or taken away (i.e dumped by boyfriend, grandma died, iPhone confiscated, parents divorced etc.)
#200 - Usually witnesses help in a situation like that. But yeah, if … 06/21/2013 on bully gets smashed +1
#460 - There is no better definition of selflessness than the ability…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/21/2013 on feely feels 0
User avatar #467 - Sethorein (06/21/2013) [-]
That's a good point.

My counter, is intent. You aren't self harming because you are indulging at the expense of others. You're doing it because you're desperate to feel something. Life is so depressing that you've become numb to the world. No amount of kindness from loved ones brings you out of this depression and cutting lets you feel something!

The intent is more one of desperation than selfishness. Selfishness implies that there were other choices immediately available to the individual that they chose not to use because they'd rather take the easy route and hurt people. Those who cut, as I mentioned before, usually wish they weren't such a burden on others but feel that they HAVE to cut in order to feel anything anymore.

It's a fine line, I know, between selfishness and desperation, but I still firmly believe that you can't just go labelling suicidal folks as selfish. It's just going to make things worse...
User avatar #479 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/21/2013) [-]
If you were trying to stop someone from killing or harming them self, then obviously calling them selfish isn't going to help. But that doesn't mean they aren't selfish. What someone needs to hear and the reality of the situation are often two different things.

As for your "intent" argument, it's true that desperation can make people do crazy things. However, that doesn't exempt them from selfishness. There is always a choice, even it's the choice between living in emotional anguish, and the sweet release of self harm or suicide (and these are very seldom the only two options).

If you're willing to die for someone, you should also be willing to live for them. If you're willing to harm yourself for someone, you should also be willing to refrain from it. And if someone doesn't have anybody in their life that they care about that much, then they I guess they'd have to be selfish for being in that position in the first place.
User avatar #486 - Sethorein (06/21/2013) [-]
well don't go calling children of abusive households selfish.

See my biggest issue is that people are just running to the comments being all high and mighty shouting how selfish suicide is... how do you know that suicidal folks/cutters aren't browsing as well? Even if you don't say it to their face, repeating it anywhere could have it reach their ears.

And of course by your definition all smokers and drinkers would be selfish too.
User avatar #548 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/21/2013) [-]
In a way, smokers and drinkers are selfish. It's a much more socially acceptable form of self harm though, so it doesn't affect people/families in quite the same way.

You mentioned children of abusive households. You might be surprised to know that people whose lives are absolutely terrible in every way aren't usually the ones who inflict self harm. It's not too common among the starving children in Africa.

In my experience, it's usually people who become used to a certain quality of living and then have some aspect of their life broken or taken away (i.e dumped by boyfriend, grandma died, iPhone confiscated, parents divorced etc.)
#57 - Ohhh right yeah. For some reason I thought you meant she was t… 06/21/2013 on Coca-Cola knows +1
#101 - Ah, you on the old lead-based diet? 06/20/2013 on best way to send mail +1
#48 - So, is she into that whole " **** me, daddy" t…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Coca-Cola knows 0
User avatar #56 - dumdumduu (06/20/2013) [-]
Umm, more of a "SURPRISE, I'M PREGNANT!" kinda thing.
User avatar #57 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/21/2013) [-]
Ohhh right yeah. For some reason I thought you meant she was trying to tell she was your daughter. But no, the pregnant thing makes more sense.

I'm just going to go away now.
#68 - *must I don't why you keep getting those two words mixed up. 06/20/2013 on Bad punoroo 0
#64 - *must *ignorant I suppose if your reading comprehensi…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2013 on Bad punoroo -2
User avatar #65 - speedyonbiscuit (06/19/2013) [-]
Oh boy, you most be fun at parties
User avatar #68 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/20/2013) [-]
*must

I don't why you keep getting those two words mixed up.
#62 - I'll explain again. It only half works because the term &quo…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/19/2013 on Bad punoroo 0
User avatar #63 - speedyonbiscuit (06/19/2013) [-]
You most be the most ingorent motherfucker there is
User avatar #64 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/19/2013) [-]
*must *ignorant

I suppose if your reading comprehension reflects your writing ability, it would only make sense that you haven't been able to understand my incredibly simple point.
User avatar #65 - speedyonbiscuit (06/19/2013) [-]
Oh boy, you most be fun at parties
User avatar #68 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/20/2013) [-]
*must

I don't why you keep getting those two words mixed up.
#59 - Yes, I understand the pun, but like I said before, it only half works.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/19/2013 on Bad punoroo 0
User avatar #61 - speedyonbiscuit (06/19/2013) [-]
No it dosn't work "half"

It's a metaphor used as a pun, it's not something that works half
User avatar #62 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/19/2013) [-]
I'll explain again. It only half works because the term "rip off" refers to both the monetary transaction and the actual act of tearing off the foreskin, but being that it was stated as a cheap service, the term "rip off" doesn't really apply to the transaction.
User avatar #63 - speedyonbiscuit (06/19/2013) [-]
You most be the most ingorent motherfucker there is
User avatar #64 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/19/2013) [-]
*must *ignorant

I suppose if your reading comprehension reflects your writing ability, it would only make sense that you haven't been able to understand my incredibly simple point.
User avatar #65 - speedyonbiscuit (06/19/2013) [-]
Oh boy, you most be fun at parties
User avatar #68 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/20/2013) [-]
*must

I don't why you keep getting those two words mixed up.
#42 - No, because if it was a cheap circumcision and the guy does a …  [+] (8 new replies) 06/19/2013 on Bad punoroo 0
User avatar #58 - speedyonbiscuit (06/19/2013) [-]
Yeah and a cheap one would actually be a rip off
User avatar #59 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/19/2013) [-]
Yes, I understand the pun, but like I said before, it only half works.
User avatar #61 - speedyonbiscuit (06/19/2013) [-]
No it dosn't work "half"

It's a metaphor used as a pun, it's not something that works half
User avatar #62 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/19/2013) [-]
I'll explain again. It only half works because the term "rip off" refers to both the monetary transaction and the actual act of tearing off the foreskin, but being that it was stated as a cheap service, the term "rip off" doesn't really apply to the transaction.
User avatar #63 - speedyonbiscuit (06/19/2013) [-]
You most be the most ingorent motherfucker there is
User avatar #64 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/19/2013) [-]
*must *ignorant

I suppose if your reading comprehension reflects your writing ability, it would only make sense that you haven't been able to understand my incredibly simple point.
User avatar #65 - speedyonbiscuit (06/19/2013) [-]
Oh boy, you most be fun at parties
User avatar #68 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/20/2013) [-]
*must

I don't why you keep getting those two words mixed up.
#86 - I'm Australian and I don't get it. How did people think our he… 06/19/2013 on Koala. We trusted you +2
#38 - Wouldn't an overpriced circumcision be a rip off? Yes, yes, I …  [+] (10 new replies) 06/19/2013 on Bad punoroo +3
User avatar #40 - speedyonbiscuit (06/19/2013) [-]
Wouldn't both ways work?
User avatar #42 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/19/2013) [-]
No, because if it was a cheap circumcision and the guy does a dodgy job, then you got what you paid for. If it was overpriced, then it would be a rip off.
User avatar #58 - speedyonbiscuit (06/19/2013) [-]
Yeah and a cheap one would actually be a rip off
User avatar #59 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/19/2013) [-]
Yes, I understand the pun, but like I said before, it only half works.
User avatar #61 - speedyonbiscuit (06/19/2013) [-]
No it dosn't work "half"

It's a metaphor used as a pun, it's not something that works half
User avatar #62 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/19/2013) [-]
I'll explain again. It only half works because the term "rip off" refers to both the monetary transaction and the actual act of tearing off the foreskin, but being that it was stated as a cheap service, the term "rip off" doesn't really apply to the transaction.
User avatar #63 - speedyonbiscuit (06/19/2013) [-]
You most be the most ingorent motherfucker there is
User avatar #64 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/19/2013) [-]
*must *ignorant

I suppose if your reading comprehension reflects your writing ability, it would only make sense that you haven't been able to understand my incredibly simple point.
User avatar #65 - speedyonbiscuit (06/19/2013) [-]
Oh boy, you most be fun at parties
User avatar #68 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/20/2013) [-]
*must

I don't why you keep getting those two words mixed up.

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User avatar #4 - kirkbot (01/29/2014) [-]
psst, check back on the German that I had posted. There are some more monstrosities in that thread
User avatar #2 - lorenrachel (12/24/2011) [-]
Hey. I was just reading you're argument on the Ignorance post and I'd just like to say well done for sticking up for yourself and I agree with everything you put across. :)
User avatar #3 to #2 - HonkIfIDriveWell (12/24/2011) [-]
Thank you :) I do try my best when it comes subjects such as religion on which I feel so strongly.
User avatar #1 - OriginallyContent (07/22/2010) [-]
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