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HonkIfIDriveWell

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Date Signed Up:1/07/2010
Last Login:3/03/2015
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#62 - "There is no such thing as fat. Only different sizes of b… 02/22/2015 on Brown to the rescue +5
#19 - I wait patiently and serve my time. 02/15/2015 on Sticky RPG 0
#42 - Well duh. Night is when the sun turns off, so it wouldn't matt… 02/13/2015 on First world problems +4
#32 - "evil" "good" That's a level of s… 02/13/2015 on 'MURICA +1
#124 - I mean it's a neat idea, but I don't think anything would kill… 02/13/2015 on What the world is coming to +1
#122 - All that unnecessary white pace at the bottom is pissing me off. 02/13/2015 on What the world is coming to +1
#87 - Well they must be really good at faking it then. They had me fooled. 02/13/2015 on I don't know what to say 0
#80 - Just talk louder and add in a few "cunts" for good m… 02/13/2015 on trying to learn about... 0
#47 - Yeah but those asians actually get things done. We'd be …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2015 on trying to learn about... 0
#52 - dawsyy (02/12/2015) [-]
fucking wish they would speak english tho, its horrible trying to serve asians at work, they don't speak a single sentence of english.
User avatar #80 - HonkIfIDriveWell (02/13/2015) [-]
Just talk louder and add in a few "cunts" for good measure. Works every time.
#121 - I'm not sure that deceased people legally count as "not m… 02/12/2015 on (untitled) 0
#119 - Yeah but you said your girlfriend was American so I'm kind of …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #125 - pokemonstheshiz (02/13/2015) [-]
in US, minor is below 18
#115 - Still technically minors (assuming you live in the US) so I wa…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/12/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #117 - DarkLogic (02/12/2015) [-]
English mert
User avatar #119 - HonkIfIDriveWell (02/12/2015) [-]
Yeah but you said your girlfriend was American so I'm kind of still right about her...now i'm just grasping at straws
User avatar #125 - pokemonstheshiz (02/13/2015) [-]
in US, minor is below 18
#28 - In fact, her beauty might be her only redeeming quality, which… 02/11/2015 on Great, FUCKING GREAT +2
#62 - Children can get married where you are?  [+] (9 new replies) 02/11/2015 on (untitled) +7
User avatar #74 - DarkLogic (02/11/2015) [-]
We're both twenty
User avatar #115 - HonkIfIDriveWell (02/12/2015) [-]
Still technically minors (assuming you live in the US) so I wasn't wrong...just sayin
User avatar #117 - DarkLogic (02/12/2015) [-]
English mert
User avatar #119 - HonkIfIDriveWell (02/12/2015) [-]
Yeah but you said your girlfriend was American so I'm kind of still right about her...now i'm just grasping at straws
User avatar #125 - pokemonstheshiz (02/13/2015) [-]
in US, minor is below 18
#90 - anonexplains (02/11/2015) [-]
Hey my fiance and I are both 21 and getting married in December. When you know you just know so congrats!
User avatar #111 - zomitlu (02/11/2015) [-]
That's what they all say

42% of marriages end in divorce
User avatar #121 - HonkIfIDriveWell (02/12/2015) [-]
I'm not sure that deceased people legally count as "not married anymore", so you could technically say 100% of ended marriages were a divorce.
User avatar #89 - pokemonstheshiz (02/11/2015) [-]
>getting married at 20
I mean good luck to you, but IMO no one should get married that young
#51 - I think the cheese pizza confirms your theory. 02/11/2015 on Iggy 0
#50 - Next time order a pizza that actually has something on it and … 02/11/2015 on Iggy -1
#57 - He can't give away his money fast enough. He's going to drown … 02/11/2015 on Woke up in a new Lamborghini +9
#368 - Sexual preference has nothing to do with love. You can love so… 02/09/2015 on Grandma 0
#76 - That's beautiful *sniff* 02/07/2015 on At least her mouth is ready. +1
#37 - Unfortunately, most people need to do boring/ ****** … 02/07/2015 on (untitled) +1
#53 - Nah don't worry, that's how its supposed to look. 02/04/2015 on The Sampsons +1
#144 - TIL I am dead. 02/04/2015 on The truth about Anime +2
#47 - Apparently he was trying to outrun the train to prove the effe… 01/21/2015 on Good work on the... +1
#182 - I can roof of my mouth as well. Am I insane?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
User avatar #185 - agrofenlas (01/21/2015) [-]
I'm not a doctor, I don't know. I'm just expressing my opinion. After all, what do I really know?
#53 - It's hypocrisy, not irony.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2015 on Relevant -1
User avatar #54 - YllekNayr (01/17/2015) [-]
Perhaps I have misused it.
Perhaps there is a definition of irony that fits this.
Irony has always been a hard word to use correctly.

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User avatar #4 - kirkbot (01/29/2014) [-]
psst, check back on the German that I had posted. There are some more monstrosities in that thread
User avatar #2 - lorenrachel (12/24/2011) [-]
Hey. I was just reading you're argument on the Ignorance post and I'd just like to say well done for sticking up for yourself and I agree with everything you put across. :)
User avatar #3 to #2 - HonkIfIDriveWell (12/24/2011) [-]
Thank you :) I do try my best when it comes subjects such as religion on which I feel so strongly.
User avatar #1 - OriginallyContent (07/22/2010) [-]
Honk
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