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#355 - Well the first thing anyone learns about Henry Ford, is the th… 09/30/2013 on that's true... 0
#340 - How could you not know who Henry Ford was?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2013 on that's true... 0
User avatar #349 - bigboyblue (09/29/2013) [-]
I know who Henry Ford is, I just wasn't sure how the quote related to the Steam Controller. But thankfully people explained it to me.
User avatar #355 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/30/2013) [-]
Well the first thing anyone learns about Henry Ford, is the thing that makes the joke obvious.
#43 - Yeah, that's all I use in Australia. Metric Master Race. 09/28/2013 on Bed. +1
#39 - Yeah, well the British literally have a unit of weight called …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2013 on Bed. 0
User avatar #40 - deadadventurer (09/28/2013) [-]
I think I'm just gonna run back to my metric system.
User avatar #43 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's all I use in Australia. Metric Master Race.
#37 - Except no. It's the opposite. A kilogram is more than twice as…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/28/2013 on Bed. 0
User avatar #38 - deadadventurer (09/28/2013) [-]
Oh, so it's just a matter of getting higher numbers for free! Damn jew conspiracy!
User avatar #39 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, well the British literally have a unit of weight called a stone, which works out to about 6.3 kilograms or 14 pounds. So the average adult only ways like 13 stone, which sounds way better than the average American at 400 pounds.
User avatar #40 - deadadventurer (09/28/2013) [-]
I think I'm just gonna run back to my metric system.
User avatar #43 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's all I use in Australia. Metric Master Race.
#48 - I've thought about doing that but I don't want to alienate eit…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2013 on Yeah! +1
User avatar #64 - bladebites (09/28/2013) [-]
They weren't necessarily being selfish and stubborn. I mean, most people would want their kid to have their last name.
#44 - I have a hyphenated surname and I hate it so ******* …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/28/2013 on Yeah! 0
User avatar #45 - ireallylikepotatoe (09/28/2013) [-]
You could always get your name legally changed?
User avatar #48 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/28/2013) [-]
I've thought about doing that but I don't want to alienate either side of my family just because my parents were selfish and stubborn.
User avatar #64 - bladebites (09/28/2013) [-]
They weren't necessarily being selfish and stubborn. I mean, most people would want their kid to have their last name.
#855 - @#852 Oh no, I agree. I don't care what believe for t…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2013 on Once you go black... 0
User avatar #873 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
Most often people who believe in Astrology introduce themselves as their star sign?
#851 - If I'm dating someone, I need to be able to relate to them int…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2013 on Once you go black... 0
User avatar #852 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
I don't think that believing in astrology classifies someone as a lunatic. I'm quite prochoice. If you wanna believe something, believing it all your hearts desire. If you wanna take drugs and drink yourself to death, sure, it's you're life. As long as they aren't harming others, it doesn't bother me.
#845 - That's the problem right there. Finding a woman who isn't supe…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/26/2013 on Once you go black... 0
User avatar #848 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
I don't know why you seem to think astrology correlates with peoples thoughtfulness. If you honestly think finding that sort of woman so difficult, you're looking in the wrong places.
User avatar #855 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
@#852

Oh no, I agree. I don't care what believe for the most part, but it's different when you're dating someone. Maybe "lunatic" was the wrong word, but there's nothing worse than only finding out these things after committing to a relationship.
User avatar #873 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
Most often people who believe in Astrology introduce themselves as their star sign?
User avatar #851 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
If I'm dating someone, I need to be able to relate to them intellectually. There's so much bullshit in this world that people buy into, I imagine its incredibly difficult to find someone who 1. isn't superficial and 2. isn't a lunatic. I'm lucky enough to have an average sized penis, so as a long a woman isn't too superficial, I can usually strike a happy balance.
User avatar #852 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
I don't think that believing in astrology classifies someone as a lunatic. I'm quite prochoice. If you wanna believe something, believing it all your hearts desire. If you wanna take drugs and drink yourself to death, sure, it's you're life. As long as they aren't harming others, it doesn't bother me.
#841 - So, most of them.  [+] (7 new replies) 09/26/2013 on Once you go black... 0
User avatar #842 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
So someone with a small dick will just have to find a woman who isn't superficial. I mean, say I'm attracted to a black dude who is only attracted to black women, myself being a very very pale Caucasian, would be shit outa luck. I'd just have to find another black dude who is attracted to white women.
User avatar #845 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
That's the problem right there. Finding a woman who isn't superficial is incredibly hard, and if you do, they'll probably think you're incompatible because of star signs or some bullshit.
User avatar #848 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
I don't know why you seem to think astrology correlates with peoples thoughtfulness. If you honestly think finding that sort of woman so difficult, you're looking in the wrong places.
User avatar #855 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
@#852

Oh no, I agree. I don't care what believe for the most part, but it's different when you're dating someone. Maybe "lunatic" was the wrong word, but there's nothing worse than only finding out these things after committing to a relationship.
User avatar #873 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
Most often people who believe in Astrology introduce themselves as their star sign?
User avatar #851 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
If I'm dating someone, I need to be able to relate to them intellectually. There's so much bullshit in this world that people buy into, I imagine its incredibly difficult to find someone who 1. isn't superficial and 2. isn't a lunatic. I'm lucky enough to have an average sized penis, so as a long a woman isn't too superficial, I can usually strike a happy balance.
User avatar #852 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
I don't think that believing in astrology classifies someone as a lunatic. I'm quite prochoice. If you wanna believe something, believing it all your hearts desire. If you wanna take drugs and drink yourself to death, sure, it's you're life. As long as they aren't harming others, it doesn't bother me.
#839 - Yeah, but if that bear has a tiny dick, he's still fresh out of luck.  [+] (9 new replies) 09/26/2013 on Once you go black... 0
User avatar #840 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
If it's a superficial women, yea probably.
User avatar #841 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
So, most of them.
User avatar #842 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
So someone with a small dick will just have to find a woman who isn't superficial. I mean, say I'm attracted to a black dude who is only attracted to black women, myself being a very very pale Caucasian, would be shit outa luck. I'd just have to find another black dude who is attracted to white women.
User avatar #845 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
That's the problem right there. Finding a woman who isn't superficial is incredibly hard, and if you do, they'll probably think you're incompatible because of star signs or some bullshit.
User avatar #848 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
I don't know why you seem to think astrology correlates with peoples thoughtfulness. If you honestly think finding that sort of woman so difficult, you're looking in the wrong places.
User avatar #855 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
@#852

Oh no, I agree. I don't care what believe for the most part, but it's different when you're dating someone. Maybe "lunatic" was the wrong word, but there's nothing worse than only finding out these things after committing to a relationship.
User avatar #873 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
Most often people who believe in Astrology introduce themselves as their star sign?
User avatar #851 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
If I'm dating someone, I need to be able to relate to them intellectually. There's so much bullshit in this world that people buy into, I imagine its incredibly difficult to find someone who 1. isn't superficial and 2. isn't a lunatic. I'm lucky enough to have an average sized penis, so as a long a woman isn't too superficial, I can usually strike a happy balance.
User avatar #852 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
I don't think that believing in astrology classifies someone as a lunatic. I'm quite prochoice. If you wanna believe something, believing it all your hearts desire. If you wanna take drugs and drink yourself to death, sure, it's you're life. As long as they aren't harming others, it doesn't bother me.
#830 - Don't get me wrong, there are always a few people who can see …  [+] (11 new replies) 09/26/2013 on Once you go black... 0
User avatar #834 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
I don't disagree, there are superficial women. The point I disagree on is that superficial women are only attracted to one particular superficial type. Which isn't true. Bears for example, chunky often muscular men with lots of thick body hair. A lot of women are superficially attracted to bears; who would otherwise be considered 'ugly'.
User avatar #839 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, but if that bear has a tiny dick, he's still fresh out of luck.
User avatar #840 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
If it's a superficial women, yea probably.
User avatar #841 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
So, most of them.
User avatar #842 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
So someone with a small dick will just have to find a woman who isn't superficial. I mean, say I'm attracted to a black dude who is only attracted to black women, myself being a very very pale Caucasian, would be shit outa luck. I'd just have to find another black dude who is attracted to white women.
User avatar #845 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
That's the problem right there. Finding a woman who isn't superficial is incredibly hard, and if you do, they'll probably think you're incompatible because of star signs or some bullshit.
User avatar #848 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
I don't know why you seem to think astrology correlates with peoples thoughtfulness. If you honestly think finding that sort of woman so difficult, you're looking in the wrong places.
User avatar #855 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
@#852

Oh no, I agree. I don't care what believe for the most part, but it's different when you're dating someone. Maybe "lunatic" was the wrong word, but there's nothing worse than only finding out these things after committing to a relationship.
User avatar #873 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
Most often people who believe in Astrology introduce themselves as their star sign?
User avatar #851 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
If I'm dating someone, I need to be able to relate to them intellectually. There's so much bullshit in this world that people buy into, I imagine its incredibly difficult to find someone who 1. isn't superficial and 2. isn't a lunatic. I'm lucky enough to have an average sized penis, so as a long a woman isn't too superficial, I can usually strike a happy balance.
User avatar #852 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
I don't think that believing in astrology classifies someone as a lunatic. I'm quite prochoice. If you wanna believe something, believing it all your hearts desire. If you wanna take drugs and drink yourself to death, sure, it's you're life. As long as they aren't harming others, it doesn't bother me.
#825 - No, but it does appear that you're superficial about some thin…  [+] (13 new replies) 09/26/2013 on Once you go black... 0
User avatar #826 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
I'm not inclined to say that is true. I am an overly superficial person. If I don't like your face, then my response is pretty much 'well tough shit, buddy.' The personality can be a dealbreaker, but if you're attractive I'm likely to overlook certain flaws.

For example I have a friend who once dated a man who couldn't get it up to save his life, and she didn't care at all.
User avatar #830 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
Don't get me wrong, there are always a few people who can see the attractiveness in everybody. Sadly, they often have weird personality flaws like believing in "shakra" auras or astrology. There are far more women who are just as superficial as you than you think.
User avatar #834 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
I don't disagree, there are superficial women. The point I disagree on is that superficial women are only attracted to one particular superficial type. Which isn't true. Bears for example, chunky often muscular men with lots of thick body hair. A lot of women are superficially attracted to bears; who would otherwise be considered 'ugly'.
User avatar #839 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, but if that bear has a tiny dick, he's still fresh out of luck.
User avatar #840 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
If it's a superficial women, yea probably.
User avatar #841 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
So, most of them.
User avatar #842 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
So someone with a small dick will just have to find a woman who isn't superficial. I mean, say I'm attracted to a black dude who is only attracted to black women, myself being a very very pale Caucasian, would be shit outa luck. I'd just have to find another black dude who is attracted to white women.
User avatar #845 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
That's the problem right there. Finding a woman who isn't superficial is incredibly hard, and if you do, they'll probably think you're incompatible because of star signs or some bullshit.
User avatar #848 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
I don't know why you seem to think astrology correlates with peoples thoughtfulness. If you honestly think finding that sort of woman so difficult, you're looking in the wrong places.
User avatar #855 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
@#852

Oh no, I agree. I don't care what believe for the most part, but it's different when you're dating someone. Maybe "lunatic" was the wrong word, but there's nothing worse than only finding out these things after committing to a relationship.
User avatar #873 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
Most often people who believe in Astrology introduce themselves as their star sign?
User avatar #851 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
If I'm dating someone, I need to be able to relate to them intellectually. There's so much bullshit in this world that people buy into, I imagine its incredibly difficult to find someone who 1. isn't superficial and 2. isn't a lunatic. I'm lucky enough to have an average sized penis, so as a long a woman isn't too superficial, I can usually strike a happy balance.
User avatar #852 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
I don't think that believing in astrology classifies someone as a lunatic. I'm quite prochoice. If you wanna believe something, believing it all your hearts desire. If you wanna take drugs and drink yourself to death, sure, it's you're life. As long as they aren't harming others, it doesn't bother me.
#817 - Oh no I agree, there's definitely some hypocrisy there. My poi…  [+] (15 new replies) 09/26/2013 on Once you go black... 0
User avatar #818 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
I never said I was a compassionate person.
User avatar #825 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
No, but it does appear that you're superficial about some things, just like everybody else. I bet the vast majority of the fat, skinny, overly tall, overly short, ugly, small-breasted or otherwise unattractive women that people always trying to slap a "beautiful" label on, would laugh at a tiny penis just like you did.

That's the point of the post.
User avatar #826 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
I'm not inclined to say that is true. I am an overly superficial person. If I don't like your face, then my response is pretty much 'well tough shit, buddy.' The personality can be a dealbreaker, but if you're attractive I'm likely to overlook certain flaws.

For example I have a friend who once dated a man who couldn't get it up to save his life, and she didn't care at all.
User avatar #830 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
Don't get me wrong, there are always a few people who can see the attractiveness in everybody. Sadly, they often have weird personality flaws like believing in "shakra" auras or astrology. There are far more women who are just as superficial as you than you think.
User avatar #834 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
I don't disagree, there are superficial women. The point I disagree on is that superficial women are only attracted to one particular superficial type. Which isn't true. Bears for example, chunky often muscular men with lots of thick body hair. A lot of women are superficially attracted to bears; who would otherwise be considered 'ugly'.
User avatar #839 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, but if that bear has a tiny dick, he's still fresh out of luck.
User avatar #840 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
If it's a superficial women, yea probably.
User avatar #841 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
So, most of them.
User avatar #842 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
So someone with a small dick will just have to find a woman who isn't superficial. I mean, say I'm attracted to a black dude who is only attracted to black women, myself being a very very pale Caucasian, would be shit outa luck. I'd just have to find another black dude who is attracted to white women.
User avatar #845 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
That's the problem right there. Finding a woman who isn't superficial is incredibly hard, and if you do, they'll probably think you're incompatible because of star signs or some bullshit.
User avatar #848 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
I don't know why you seem to think astrology correlates with peoples thoughtfulness. If you honestly think finding that sort of woman so difficult, you're looking in the wrong places.
User avatar #855 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
@#852

Oh no, I agree. I don't care what believe for the most part, but it's different when you're dating someone. Maybe "lunatic" was the wrong word, but there's nothing worse than only finding out these things after committing to a relationship.
User avatar #873 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
Most often people who believe in Astrology introduce themselves as their star sign?
User avatar #851 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
If I'm dating someone, I need to be able to relate to them intellectually. There's so much bullshit in this world that people buy into, I imagine its incredibly difficult to find someone who 1. isn't superficial and 2. isn't a lunatic. I'm lucky enough to have an average sized penis, so as a long a woman isn't too superficial, I can usually strike a happy balance.
User avatar #852 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
I don't think that believing in astrology classifies someone as a lunatic. I'm quite prochoice. If you wanna believe something, believing it all your hearts desire. If you wanna take drugs and drink yourself to death, sure, it's you're life. As long as they aren't harming others, it doesn't bother me.
#806 - Doesn't change the fact that you based your argument on a flaw…  [+] (17 new replies) 09/26/2013 on Once you go black... 0
User avatar #811 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
1) The picture does imply that women are hypocrites, the joke is about dicks yes but that does not mean this implication is non-existent
2) That's bullshit, the only time I've ever laughed at a dicks size was when it was literally about 3 inches long, fully erect. Women are, on average, only 4-5 inches deep. So wouldn't it be fucking moronic for us to all be seeking 8 inch dicks? Yes, yes it would. Not to mention the fact that women draw pleasure from the width of the dick not the length. That again in another thing that 'women do' that was in fact perpetuated by men.
User avatar #817 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
Oh no I agree, there's definitely some hypocrisy there. My point was that you misinterpreted the exact type of hypocrisy.

You once laughed at a dude for having a small dick? That's pretty cold. If it were me, I'd never have the confidence to ask a woman out ever again. That's like me laughing at a girls jelly rolls when she takes her shirt off.
User avatar #818 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
I never said I was a compassionate person.
User avatar #825 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
No, but it does appear that you're superficial about some things, just like everybody else. I bet the vast majority of the fat, skinny, overly tall, overly short, ugly, small-breasted or otherwise unattractive women that people always trying to slap a "beautiful" label on, would laugh at a tiny penis just like you did.

That's the point of the post.
User avatar #826 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
I'm not inclined to say that is true. I am an overly superficial person. If I don't like your face, then my response is pretty much 'well tough shit, buddy.' The personality can be a dealbreaker, but if you're attractive I'm likely to overlook certain flaws.

For example I have a friend who once dated a man who couldn't get it up to save his life, and she didn't care at all.
User avatar #830 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
Don't get me wrong, there are always a few people who can see the attractiveness in everybody. Sadly, they often have weird personality flaws like believing in "shakra" auras or astrology. There are far more women who are just as superficial as you than you think.
User avatar #834 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
I don't disagree, there are superficial women. The point I disagree on is that superficial women are only attracted to one particular superficial type. Which isn't true. Bears for example, chunky often muscular men with lots of thick body hair. A lot of women are superficially attracted to bears; who would otherwise be considered 'ugly'.
User avatar #839 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, but if that bear has a tiny dick, he's still fresh out of luck.
User avatar #840 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
If it's a superficial women, yea probably.
User avatar #841 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
So, most of them.
User avatar #842 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
So someone with a small dick will just have to find a woman who isn't superficial. I mean, say I'm attracted to a black dude who is only attracted to black women, myself being a very very pale Caucasian, would be shit outa luck. I'd just have to find another black dude who is attracted to white women.
User avatar #845 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
That's the problem right there. Finding a woman who isn't superficial is incredibly hard, and if you do, they'll probably think you're incompatible because of star signs or some bullshit.
User avatar #848 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
I don't know why you seem to think astrology correlates with peoples thoughtfulness. If you honestly think finding that sort of woman so difficult, you're looking in the wrong places.
User avatar #855 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
@#852

Oh no, I agree. I don't care what believe for the most part, but it's different when you're dating someone. Maybe "lunatic" was the wrong word, but there's nothing worse than only finding out these things after committing to a relationship.
User avatar #873 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
Most often people who believe in Astrology introduce themselves as their star sign?
User avatar #851 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
If I'm dating someone, I need to be able to relate to them intellectually. There's so much bullshit in this world that people buy into, I imagine its incredibly difficult to find someone who 1. isn't superficial and 2. isn't a lunatic. I'm lucky enough to have an average sized penis, so as a long a woman isn't too superficial, I can usually strike a happy balance.
User avatar #852 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
I don't think that believing in astrology classifies someone as a lunatic. I'm quite prochoice. If you wanna believe something, believing it all your hearts desire. If you wanna take drugs and drink yourself to death, sure, it's you're life. As long as they aren't harming others, it doesn't bother me.
#802 - Yeah, but the caption was obviously referring to dick sizes. Y…  [+] (26 new replies) 09/26/2013 on Once you go black... 0
#803 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
Yes but the entire discussion in the comments, save for two other people pointing out that exact fact, is not about dick size.
User avatar #806 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
Doesn't change the fact that you based your argument on a flawed premise i.e. that the picture implies women are hypocrites in regards to physical appearance, whereas in actual fact, it implies that they just don't like small penises. Which is true more often than not.
User avatar #811 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
1) The picture does imply that women are hypocrites, the joke is about dicks yes but that does not mean this implication is non-existent
2) That's bullshit, the only time I've ever laughed at a dicks size was when it was literally about 3 inches long, fully erect. Women are, on average, only 4-5 inches deep. So wouldn't it be fucking moronic for us to all be seeking 8 inch dicks? Yes, yes it would. Not to mention the fact that women draw pleasure from the width of the dick not the length. That again in another thing that 'women do' that was in fact perpetuated by men.
User avatar #817 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
Oh no I agree, there's definitely some hypocrisy there. My point was that you misinterpreted the exact type of hypocrisy.

You once laughed at a dude for having a small dick? That's pretty cold. If it were me, I'd never have the confidence to ask a woman out ever again. That's like me laughing at a girls jelly rolls when she takes her shirt off.
User avatar #818 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
I never said I was a compassionate person.
User avatar #825 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
No, but it does appear that you're superficial about some things, just like everybody else. I bet the vast majority of the fat, skinny, overly tall, overly short, ugly, small-breasted or otherwise unattractive women that people always trying to slap a "beautiful" label on, would laugh at a tiny penis just like you did.

That's the point of the post.
User avatar #826 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
I'm not inclined to say that is true. I am an overly superficial person. If I don't like your face, then my response is pretty much 'well tough shit, buddy.' The personality can be a dealbreaker, but if you're attractive I'm likely to overlook certain flaws.

For example I have a friend who once dated a man who couldn't get it up to save his life, and she didn't care at all.
User avatar #830 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
Don't get me wrong, there are always a few people who can see the attractiveness in everybody. Sadly, they often have weird personality flaws like believing in "shakra" auras or astrology. There are far more women who are just as superficial as you than you think.
User avatar #834 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
I don't disagree, there are superficial women. The point I disagree on is that superficial women are only attracted to one particular superficial type. Which isn't true. Bears for example, chunky often muscular men with lots of thick body hair. A lot of women are superficially attracted to bears; who would otherwise be considered 'ugly'.
User avatar #839 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, but if that bear has a tiny dick, he's still fresh out of luck.
User avatar #840 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
If it's a superficial women, yea probably.
User avatar #841 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
So, most of them.
User avatar #842 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
So someone with a small dick will just have to find a woman who isn't superficial. I mean, say I'm attracted to a black dude who is only attracted to black women, myself being a very very pale Caucasian, would be shit outa luck. I'd just have to find another black dude who is attracted to white women.
User avatar #845 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
That's the problem right there. Finding a woman who isn't superficial is incredibly hard, and if you do, they'll probably think you're incompatible because of star signs or some bullshit.
User avatar #848 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
I don't know why you seem to think astrology correlates with peoples thoughtfulness. If you honestly think finding that sort of woman so difficult, you're looking in the wrong places.
User avatar #855 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
@#852

Oh no, I agree. I don't care what believe for the most part, but it's different when you're dating someone. Maybe "lunatic" was the wrong word, but there's nothing worse than only finding out these things after committing to a relationship.
User avatar #873 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
Most often people who believe in Astrology introduce themselves as their star sign?
User avatar #851 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
If I'm dating someone, I need to be able to relate to them intellectually. There's so much bullshit in this world that people buy into, I imagine its incredibly difficult to find someone who 1. isn't superficial and 2. isn't a lunatic. I'm lucky enough to have an average sized penis, so as a long a woman isn't too superficial, I can usually strike a happy balance.
User avatar #852 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
I don't think that believing in astrology classifies someone as a lunatic. I'm quite prochoice. If you wanna believe something, believing it all your hearts desire. If you wanna take drugs and drink yourself to death, sure, it's you're life. As long as they aren't harming others, it doesn't bother me.
User avatar #805 - realmisteriothree (09/26/2013) [-]
So you say,
Men want in woman beautiful bodies
and Women want in men an attractive personality of dominance?
User avatar #807 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
..no
User avatar #809 - realmisteriothree (09/26/2013) [-]
Then? I am intrigued by your opinnion in this matter.
I supposed that women wanted attractive personality

Oh shit, now I recall so many stupid shit from my past, I remember a girlfriend calling me MASTER and refering as herself as SLAVE and I never felt comfortable with that
User avatar #812 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
My opinion is that everyone likes different things. To say that 'women like -' would be unfair because that would be throwing us all into one particular category. Everyone has different tastes.
User avatar #814 - realmisteriothree (09/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, but there's allways overalls, right?
I mean, if a women is Miss Universe is because 99% of men find her attractive
I refer to top models and stuff like that
User avatar #815 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
I'm still not inclined to say that.
User avatar #816 - realmisteriothree (09/26/2013) [-]
Me neither, I've never knew what the fuck do other dudes see in top models and sexy bimbos
There's another kind of beauty
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User avatar #800 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
In my opinion that kinda response is quite immature and unnecessary. If it were me posting the content, I'd much rather a detailed and explanatory response rather than 'no you'
User avatar #802 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, but the caption was obviously referring to dick sizes. Your short novel was completely unneeded because the joke went straight over your head.
#803 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
Yes but the entire discussion in the comments, save for two other people pointing out that exact fact, is not about dick size.
User avatar #806 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
Doesn't change the fact that you based your argument on a flawed premise i.e. that the picture implies women are hypocrites in regards to physical appearance, whereas in actual fact, it implies that they just don't like small penises. Which is true more often than not.
User avatar #811 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
1) The picture does imply that women are hypocrites, the joke is about dicks yes but that does not mean this implication is non-existent
2) That's bullshit, the only time I've ever laughed at a dicks size was when it was literally about 3 inches long, fully erect. Women are, on average, only 4-5 inches deep. So wouldn't it be fucking moronic for us to all be seeking 8 inch dicks? Yes, yes it would. Not to mention the fact that women draw pleasure from the width of the dick not the length. That again in another thing that 'women do' that was in fact perpetuated by men.
User avatar #817 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
Oh no I agree, there's definitely some hypocrisy there. My point was that you misinterpreted the exact type of hypocrisy.

You once laughed at a dude for having a small dick? That's pretty cold. If it were me, I'd never have the confidence to ask a woman out ever again. That's like me laughing at a girls jelly rolls when she takes her shirt off.
User avatar #818 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
I never said I was a compassionate person.
User avatar #825 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
No, but it does appear that you're superficial about some things, just like everybody else. I bet the vast majority of the fat, skinny, overly tall, overly short, ugly, small-breasted or otherwise unattractive women that people always trying to slap a "beautiful" label on, would laugh at a tiny penis just like you did.

That's the point of the post.
User avatar #826 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
I'm not inclined to say that is true. I am an overly superficial person. If I don't like your face, then my response is pretty much 'well tough shit, buddy.' The personality can be a dealbreaker, but if you're attractive I'm likely to overlook certain flaws.

For example I have a friend who once dated a man who couldn't get it up to save his life, and she didn't care at all.
User avatar #830 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
Don't get me wrong, there are always a few people who can see the attractiveness in everybody. Sadly, they often have weird personality flaws like believing in "shakra" auras or astrology. There are far more women who are just as superficial as you than you think.
User avatar #834 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
I don't disagree, there are superficial women. The point I disagree on is that superficial women are only attracted to one particular superficial type. Which isn't true. Bears for example, chunky often muscular men with lots of thick body hair. A lot of women are superficially attracted to bears; who would otherwise be considered 'ugly'.
User avatar #839 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, but if that bear has a tiny dick, he's still fresh out of luck.
User avatar #840 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
If it's a superficial women, yea probably.
User avatar #841 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
So, most of them.
User avatar #842 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
So someone with a small dick will just have to find a woman who isn't superficial. I mean, say I'm attracted to a black dude who is only attracted to black women, myself being a very very pale Caucasian, would be shit outa luck. I'd just have to find another black dude who is attracted to white women.
User avatar #845 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
That's the problem right there. Finding a woman who isn't superficial is incredibly hard, and if you do, they'll probably think you're incompatible because of star signs or some bullshit.
User avatar #848 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
I don't know why you seem to think astrology correlates with peoples thoughtfulness. If you honestly think finding that sort of woman so difficult, you're looking in the wrong places.
User avatar #855 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
@#852

Oh no, I agree. I don't care what believe for the most part, but it's different when you're dating someone. Maybe "lunatic" was the wrong word, but there's nothing worse than only finding out these things after committing to a relationship.
User avatar #873 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
Most often people who believe in Astrology introduce themselves as their star sign?
User avatar #851 - HonkIfIDriveWell (09/26/2013) [-]
If I'm dating someone, I need to be able to relate to them intellectually. There's so much bullshit in this world that people buy into, I imagine its incredibly difficult to find someone who 1. isn't superficial and 2. isn't a lunatic. I'm lucky enough to have an average sized penis, so as a long a woman isn't too superficial, I can usually strike a happy balance.
User avatar #852 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
I don't think that believing in astrology classifies someone as a lunatic. I'm quite prochoice. If you wanna believe something, believing it all your hearts desire. If you wanna take drugs and drink yourself to death, sure, it's you're life. As long as they aren't harming others, it doesn't bother me.
User avatar #805 - realmisteriothree (09/26/2013) [-]
So you say,
Men want in woman beautiful bodies
and Women want in men an attractive personality of dominance?
User avatar #807 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
..no
User avatar #809 - realmisteriothree (09/26/2013) [-]
Then? I am intrigued by your opinnion in this matter.
I supposed that women wanted attractive personality

Oh shit, now I recall so many stupid shit from my past, I remember a girlfriend calling me MASTER and refering as herself as SLAVE and I never felt comfortable with that
User avatar #812 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
My opinion is that everyone likes different things. To say that 'women like -' would be unfair because that would be throwing us all into one particular category. Everyone has different tastes.
User avatar #814 - realmisteriothree (09/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, but there's allways overalls, right?
I mean, if a women is Miss Universe is because 99% of men find her attractive
I refer to top models and stuff like that
User avatar #815 - thirdjess (09/26/2013) [-]
I'm still not inclined to say that.
User avatar #816 - realmisteriothree (09/26/2013) [-]
Me neither, I've never knew what the fuck do other dudes see in top models and sexy bimbos
There's another kind of beauty
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Well Thank you very fucking much for ruining my fun.
Asshole...
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User avatar #283 - eldavado (09/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #4 - kirkbot ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
psst, check back on the German that I had posted. There are some more monstrosities in that thread
User avatar #2 - lorenrachel (12/24/2011) [-]
Hey. I was just reading you're argument on the Ignorance post and I'd just like to say well done for sticking up for yourself and I agree with everything you put across. :)
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Thank you :) I do try my best when it comes subjects such as religion on which I feel so strongly.
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