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#62 - I'll explain again. It only half works because the term &quo…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/19/2013 on Bad punoroo 0
User avatar #63 - speedyonbiscuit (06/19/2013) [-]
You most be the most ingorent motherfucker there is
User avatar #64 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/19/2013) [-]
*must *ignorant

I suppose if your reading comprehension reflects your writing ability, it would only make sense that you haven't been able to understand my incredibly simple point.
User avatar #65 - speedyonbiscuit (06/19/2013) [-]
Oh boy, you most be fun at parties
User avatar #68 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/20/2013) [-]
*must

I don't why you keep getting those two words mixed up.
#59 - Yes, I understand the pun, but like I said before, it only half works.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/19/2013 on Bad punoroo 0
User avatar #61 - speedyonbiscuit (06/19/2013) [-]
No it dosn't work "half"

It's a metaphor used as a pun, it's not something that works half
User avatar #62 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/19/2013) [-]
I'll explain again. It only half works because the term "rip off" refers to both the monetary transaction and the actual act of tearing off the foreskin, but being that it was stated as a cheap service, the term "rip off" doesn't really apply to the transaction.
User avatar #63 - speedyonbiscuit (06/19/2013) [-]
You most be the most ingorent motherfucker there is
User avatar #64 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/19/2013) [-]
*must *ignorant

I suppose if your reading comprehension reflects your writing ability, it would only make sense that you haven't been able to understand my incredibly simple point.
User avatar #65 - speedyonbiscuit (06/19/2013) [-]
Oh boy, you most be fun at parties
User avatar #68 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/20/2013) [-]
*must

I don't why you keep getting those two words mixed up.
#42 - No, because if it was a cheap circumcision and the guy does a …  [+] (8 new replies) 06/19/2013 on Bad punoroo 0
User avatar #58 - speedyonbiscuit (06/19/2013) [-]
Yeah and a cheap one would actually be a rip off
User avatar #59 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/19/2013) [-]
Yes, I understand the pun, but like I said before, it only half works.
User avatar #61 - speedyonbiscuit (06/19/2013) [-]
No it dosn't work "half"

It's a metaphor used as a pun, it's not something that works half
User avatar #62 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/19/2013) [-]
I'll explain again. It only half works because the term "rip off" refers to both the monetary transaction and the actual act of tearing off the foreskin, but being that it was stated as a cheap service, the term "rip off" doesn't really apply to the transaction.
User avatar #63 - speedyonbiscuit (06/19/2013) [-]
You most be the most ingorent motherfucker there is
User avatar #64 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/19/2013) [-]
*must *ignorant

I suppose if your reading comprehension reflects your writing ability, it would only make sense that you haven't been able to understand my incredibly simple point.
User avatar #65 - speedyonbiscuit (06/19/2013) [-]
Oh boy, you most be fun at parties
User avatar #68 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/20/2013) [-]
*must

I don't why you keep getting those two words mixed up.
#86 - I'm Australian and I don't get it. How did people think our he… 06/19/2013 on Koala. We trusted you +2
#38 - Wouldn't an overpriced circumcision be a rip off? Yes, yes, I …  [+] (10 new replies) 06/19/2013 on Bad punoroo +3
User avatar #40 - speedyonbiscuit (06/19/2013) [-]
Wouldn't both ways work?
User avatar #42 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/19/2013) [-]
No, because if it was a cheap circumcision and the guy does a dodgy job, then you got what you paid for. If it was overpriced, then it would be a rip off.
User avatar #58 - speedyonbiscuit (06/19/2013) [-]
Yeah and a cheap one would actually be a rip off
User avatar #59 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/19/2013) [-]
Yes, I understand the pun, but like I said before, it only half works.
User avatar #61 - speedyonbiscuit (06/19/2013) [-]
No it dosn't work "half"

It's a metaphor used as a pun, it's not something that works half
User avatar #62 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/19/2013) [-]
I'll explain again. It only half works because the term "rip off" refers to both the monetary transaction and the actual act of tearing off the foreskin, but being that it was stated as a cheap service, the term "rip off" doesn't really apply to the transaction.
User avatar #63 - speedyonbiscuit (06/19/2013) [-]
You most be the most ingorent motherfucker there is
User avatar #64 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/19/2013) [-]
*must *ignorant

I suppose if your reading comprehension reflects your writing ability, it would only make sense that you haven't been able to understand my incredibly simple point.
User avatar #65 - speedyonbiscuit (06/19/2013) [-]
Oh boy, you most be fun at parties
User avatar #68 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/20/2013) [-]
*must

I don't why you keep getting those two words mixed up.
#79 - Agreed. I hate seeing that.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2013 on I say old bean +3
User avatar #80 - namehasntbeentaken (06/19/2013) [-]
That's a messed up thing to do to a dog, people see that and it's automatically assumed this dog is a fighter and is probably aggressive
#59 - "Why are you jerking me off, random stranger?" &… 06/18/2013 on Chamber of secrets +3
#81 - Are you Batman now? Or is your mom still alive? 06/18/2013 on By the power of baby 0
#155 - False. Money can buy prostitutes.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2013 on Money doesn't buy you... +1
User avatar #161 - jackthefurfag (06/18/2013) [-]
All the prostitutes.
#277 - 12 seconds is the average among people who actively participat… 06/17/2013 on Interesting science stuff! 0
#183 - Spend the next $156 worth of his allowance on like 30 bottles … 06/17/2013 on Googles Innocence 0
#59 - That would be TiJ. Also your comment isn't intelligent or funn…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2013 on religious argument in 3..2.. 0
#107 - mraye (06/16/2013) [-]
There's at least 52 fans of trust in Jesus I suppose.
#38 - I'm a little bit gay right now. 06/16/2013 on things just got akward 0
#191 - You were born in 1925?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2013 on Newspaper 0
#214 - rustiphor (06/16/2013) [-]
Why yes old sport, a tonic of absinthe and ecstasy a day keeps the ninjas away...OH SHIT THERE THEY ARE AGAIN!!
#46 - Actually, my dog does exactly that and it annoys the hell out of me. 06/13/2013 on Nope 0
#185 - No, the reason they're calling you a bigot is because you're a… 06/06/2013 on Gay marrige +4
#85 - Ignore the guy below me. It's good. Really good. The books are… 06/06/2013 on Think About It -1
#168 - I wouldn't even ask my parents to return it and get the newest…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2013 on Dumb Bitch 0
#256 - anonymous (06/06/2013) [-]
U dew honk in the neighborhood well$$
#71 - I have a new thing where I only read the last sentence of comm… 06/02/2013 on Ah Ha +4
#85 - Mini-Kakarot.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2013 on Best Argument Ever +21
#176 - hillbillypowpow (06/01/2013) [-]
In the manga they actually had to change the symbol on Goten's clothes (which was the same as Goku's) because people kept confusing him with Goku.
#149 - That's because you're using your relative standpoint instead o…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2013 on Tall 0
#150 - ncsutroll (06/01/2013) [-]
true, seems around here theres more tall people on average than there used to be
#147 - I'm Australian, and it's exactly the average here. 06/01/2013 on Tall +1
#145 - No, it's really not. Yes, there are many guys taller than me, …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Tall 0
#148 - ncsutroll (06/01/2013) [-]
i suppose i lack the insight of that height range I always just see anybody under 6' as short
User avatar #149 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/01/2013) [-]
That's because you're using your relative standpoint instead of statistics.
#150 - ncsutroll (06/01/2013) [-]
true, seems around here theres more tall people on average than there used to be
#139 - Uhhh no, not really.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Tall +1
#140 - ncsutroll (06/01/2013) [-]
unless you're a girl.. 5'9 is short for a guy
User avatar #145 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/01/2013) [-]
No, it's really not. Yes, there are many guys taller than me, but there are just as many shorter. I'm pretty much dead average.
#148 - ncsutroll (06/01/2013) [-]
i suppose i lack the insight of that height range I always just see anybody under 6' as short
User avatar #149 - HonkIfIDriveWell (06/01/2013) [-]
That's because you're using your relative standpoint instead of statistics.
#150 - ncsutroll (06/01/2013) [-]
true, seems around here theres more tall people on average than there used to be
#48 - Just google "would you rather".  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2013 on Prison 0
User avatar #50 - rather (06/01/2013) [-]
No.
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User avatar #4 - kirkbot (01/29/2014) [-]
psst, check back on the German that I had posted. There are some more monstrosities in that thread
User avatar #2 - lorenrachel (12/24/2011) [-]
Hey. I was just reading you're argument on the Ignorance post and I'd just like to say well done for sticking up for yourself and I agree with everything you put across. :)
User avatar #3 to #2 - HonkIfIDriveWell (12/24/2011) [-]
Thank you :) I do try my best when it comes subjects such as religion on which I feel so strongly.
User avatar #1 - OriginallyContent (07/22/2010) [-]
Honk
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