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#504 - Not if you're friends with any homosexuals, you wouldn't. 10/25/2013 on Fake or not, this is truth -1
#506 - I hope someone rapes her for real this time, and nobody believes her. 10/23/2013 on Effect of Feminism 35 0
#167 - k 10/22/2013 on Guess So 0
#243 - Comment deleted 10/21/2013 on Seriously? -1
#200 - *sarcastically. 10/21/2013 on I come from the future 0
#199 - We don't tolerate different points of view around these parts. 10/21/2013 on I come from the future 0
#126 - lol ur dum  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2013 on Guess So 0
#164 - ivviism (10/21/2013) [-]
*you're *dumb

You say that, yet you spell like a fucking moron. Grow up you pathetic, worthless little fuck.
User avatar #167 - HonkIfIDriveWell (10/22/2013) [-]
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#313 - Most popular girls' name? 10/21/2013 on The most popular girl names 0
#144 - I meant to write "good karma", but it still shouldn'…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2013 on tough choice 0
User avatar #146 - ButtonFly (10/16/2013) [-]
1. The veganism was suggested by my doctor. I'm very sick. The sickness spurred anorexia and so just because it seemed convenient my doctor suggested I completely cleanse my body of any and all chemicals. I'm not permitted protein or vitamin D hence the shift to veganism.
2. My neighborhood was woefully overrun with cats. My family figured that the population had to be controlled and we might as well be the ones to do it.
3. The Run For Your Lives 5k marathon is a marathon in which people can dress up as zombies and kill the humans or "runners" participating. I joined it 'cause I figured it'd be a blast.

No karma, just "medical reason," "it has to be done" and "hell yeah, zombies."
If I believed in karma, I'd use it to cure myself so I don't have to do the vegan thing anymore but a down payment on a house wouldn't suck either.
#132 - You know, it's not like you can cash in all that karma for a n…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/16/2013 on tough choice 0
User avatar #143 - ButtonFly (10/16/2013) [-]
What does karma have to do with anything?
User avatar #144 - HonkIfIDriveWell (10/16/2013) [-]
I meant to write "good karma", but it still shouldn't be that hard to figure out what I meant. Just to clarify, I don't believe in karma, but I thought you might, which is why I took a stab and guessed that maybe that's why you do all those good deeds.

If it's not for karma, then what? Attention? Or do you just want to feel good about yourself?
User avatar #146 - ButtonFly (10/16/2013) [-]
1. The veganism was suggested by my doctor. I'm very sick. The sickness spurred anorexia and so just because it seemed convenient my doctor suggested I completely cleanse my body of any and all chemicals. I'm not permitted protein or vitamin D hence the shift to veganism.
2. My neighborhood was woefully overrun with cats. My family figured that the population had to be controlled and we might as well be the ones to do it.
3. The Run For Your Lives 5k marathon is a marathon in which people can dress up as zombies and kill the humans or "runners" participating. I joined it 'cause I figured it'd be a blast.

No karma, just "medical reason," "it has to be done" and "hell yeah, zombies."
If I believed in karma, I'd use it to cure myself so I don't have to do the vegan thing anymore but a down payment on a house wouldn't suck either.
#130 - If you eat/drink anything with even a trace of animal product …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2013 on tough choice 0
User avatar #140 - niggernazi (10/16/2013) [-]
not the ones i have met
#129 - Well, if they're all as obnoxious as you, no further research … 10/16/2013 on tough choice 0
#128 - I wouldn't want to live in a world where nothing ******…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2013 on tough choice 0
User avatar #154 - toncheky (10/16/2013) [-]
Well, just like that Bob the drawing man said, we need a little bit of dark times to know when the light ones come. Or something like that. Ying yang and shit, balance.
#127 - That's why I only ever connect with people who are openly self… 10/16/2013 on tough choice 0
#119 - This makes me think of that annoying roadwork blocking the mai… 10/16/2013 on timelapse of road work... 0
#114 - Yeah, pages are known to anger quickly. 10/16/2013 on timelapse of road work... +2
#63 - Why were you surprised? It's not like there's any bad reviews … 10/16/2013 on Aaron Paul 0
#36 - Comment deleted 10/12/2013 on 27 times 0
#71 - Or, you know, a photograph. They're quite popular amongst muggles. 10/09/2013 on Harry 0
#49 - Statistically speaking, you've definitely killed some accidentally.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2013 on 7 sooky 1 me 0
#60 - siathedragoness (10/09/2013) [-]
then the question is:
would they haunt someone who did it by accident
#52 - Maybe the guy was actually born in '69? 10/09/2013 on violation 0
#95 - It just needs a backdrop of Jesus riding a dragon-sized bald e… 10/09/2013 on Muricaland 0
#150 - JGL said some of the more sexual scenes were cut, but I was ho…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2013 on Eyes 0
#184 - eutherin (10/08/2013) [-]
You know there's pictures on the internet right?
#148 - Does she get nude?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/08/2013 on Eyes 0
User avatar #149 - drfranky (10/08/2013) [-]
nope, but her acting as a slut was all enough
User avatar #150 - HonkIfIDriveWell (10/08/2013) [-]
JGL said some of the more sexual scenes were cut, but I was hoping we would at least get tits dammit.
#184 - eutherin (10/08/2013) [-]
You know there's pictures on the internet right?
#142 - You look like a Hawaiian sex slave. 10/08/2013 on its gunna happen +1
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User avatar #4 - kirkbot ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
psst, check back on the German that I had posted. There are some more monstrosities in that thread
User avatar #2 - lorenrachel (12/24/2011) [-]
Hey. I was just reading you're argument on the Ignorance post and I'd just like to say well done for sticking up for yourself and I agree with everything you put across. :)
User avatar #3 to #2 - HonkIfIDriveWell (12/24/2011) [-]
Thank you :) I do try my best when it comes subjects such as religion on which I feel so strongly.
User avatar #1 - OriginallyContent (07/22/2010) [-]
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