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HonkIfIDriveWell

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Date Signed Up:1/07/2010
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#389 - Well see now that seems a bit more honest. 08/17/2014 on Lies +2
#387 - And that is the biggest lie you tell people on the internet.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2014 on Lies 0
User avatar #388 - darksideofthebeast (08/17/2014) [-]
Whatever you think, man. I'm just an honest person in real life and on the internet, always have been and always will be.

I have told lies in real life, I have told a few on the internet.
But I don't lie about stupid little shit to make myself seem cooler.
It's usually just to get me out of a shit conversation/situation.
User avatar #389 - HonkIfIDriveWell (08/17/2014) [-]
Well see now that seems a bit more honest.
#81 - You're right. That's definitely batman's mom. 08/15/2014 on Batman and the Avengers 0
#160 - I'm going to come back to this thread in exactly 10 years and … 08/13/2014 on Predicted in 2011 0
#39 - But then I wouldn't be spending money on it...  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2014 on Homer Disproves God 0
#1344 - We can stop if you want. I'm not making any ground anyway. If … 08/13/2014 on R.I.P. 0
#28 - Hey, I haven't had a chance to spend money on that ****…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/13/2014 on Homer Disproves God 0
#32 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/13/2014) [-]
theres literally a HD version on solarmovie right now
User avatar #39 - HonkIfIDriveWell (08/13/2014) [-]
But then I wouldn't be spending money on it...
#1340 - "People say it all the time." Yeah, In Amer…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2014 on R.I.P. 0
User avatar #1343 - poutinesalad (08/13/2014) [-]
Youre still goin on bout this?
User avatar #1344 - HonkIfIDriveWell (08/13/2014) [-]
We can stop if you want. I'm not making any ground anyway. If you're intent on continuing to use that annoying phrase, then that's really up to you. I couldn't care less.
#918 - You got bread with your ice cubes? 08/12/2014 on what memory from your... 0
#315 - "this says it is impossible for me to have green eyes.&qu… 08/12/2014 on how to tell if your adopted 0
#48 - If everyone left their doors open with their air conditioners …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2014 on Air conditioner 0
User avatar #51 - arkbuilder (08/12/2014) [-]
Genius!
#109 - Found the feminist.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2014 on Yep +2
#111 - CatfishCrothers (08/12/2014) [-]
#61 - If Robin Williams had shot himself, this would have been funny… 08/12/2014 on The red beast +5
#154 - "I wish I had Dark Souls too. Feel the sun." 08/12/2014 on Do you even? +1
#570 - The difference between saying "kick the bucket" and …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/12/2014 on R.I.P. -1
User avatar #969 - poutinesalad (08/12/2014) [-]
lol you're retarded, quit fighting it, people say it all the time. That makes it an idiom.

now stop trying to fight this issue, i dont give a shit about your opinion on the subject.
User avatar #1340 - HonkIfIDriveWell (08/13/2014) [-]
"People say it all the time."

Yeah, In America. The rest of the world laughs at how stupid it is.

"That makes it an idiom."

No, it doesn't. It's closer to being sarcastic than idiomatic, but seeing as how you're being genuine when you say it, it's not sarcasm either.

It really is just pure dumb.
User avatar #1343 - poutinesalad (08/13/2014) [-]
Youre still goin on bout this?
User avatar #1344 - HonkIfIDriveWell (08/13/2014) [-]
We can stop if you want. I'm not making any ground anyway. If you're intent on continuing to use that annoying phrase, then that's really up to you. I couldn't care less.
#551 - No, it's not a turn of phrase or an idiom. It's just wrong. Un…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/12/2014 on R.I.P. -1
User avatar #557 - poutinesalad (08/12/2014) [-]
Idiom

1.
an expression whose meaning is not predictable from the usual meanings of its constituent elements, as kick the bucket or hang one's head, or from the general grammatical rules of a language, as the table round for the round table, and that is not a constituent of a larger expression of like characteristics.
2.
a language, dialect, or style of speaking peculiar to a people.


I dont care if he died, doesnt affect me in anyway, and as far as im concerned much more important people have died recently than him. He's known for acting and doing cocaine.

You're not going to win, you're not right, and i'm completely calm.

Like i said keep trying.
User avatar #570 - HonkIfIDriveWell (08/12/2014) [-]
The difference between saying "kick the bucket" and saying that you "could care less" is that the first one has nothing do with it's meaning, whereas the second one has everything to do with it's meaning, it just means the opposite. It's not an idiom.

"Much more important people have died recently than him. He's known for acting and doing cocaine."

And you accuse me of being confrontational? You're saying all this crap on an "R.I.P Robbin Williams" post.

By the way, I've never heard anyone who is legitimately calm say "I'm completely calm".
User avatar #969 - poutinesalad (08/12/2014) [-]
lol you're retarded, quit fighting it, people say it all the time. That makes it an idiom.

now stop trying to fight this issue, i dont give a shit about your opinion on the subject.
User avatar #1340 - HonkIfIDriveWell (08/13/2014) [-]
"People say it all the time."

Yeah, In America. The rest of the world laughs at how stupid it is.

"That makes it an idiom."

No, it doesn't. It's closer to being sarcastic than idiomatic, but seeing as how you're being genuine when you say it, it's not sarcasm either.

It really is just pure dumb.
User avatar #1343 - poutinesalad (08/13/2014) [-]
Youre still goin on bout this?
User avatar #1344 - HonkIfIDriveWell (08/13/2014) [-]
We can stop if you want. I'm not making any ground anyway. If you're intent on continuing to use that annoying phrase, then that's really up to you. I couldn't care less.
#530 - Just because only idiots say it, doesn't mean it's an idiom.  [+] (8 new replies) 08/12/2014 on R.I.P. -1
User avatar #535 - poutinesalad (08/12/2014) [-]
Keep trying bro, you're not gonna make me mad. You know damn well its a turn of phrase, and you're just being confrontational about it cause being an ass to people you dont know on the internet gives your willy a little movement.
User avatar #551 - HonkIfIDriveWell (08/12/2014) [-]
No, it's not a turn of phrase or an idiom. It's just wrong. Unless, of course, you follow it with something like "but not by much". Then you're at least still keeping your meaning mostly intact.

Furthermore, by saying that you don't care about Robin Williams dying, you're the one being an ass. If anything, I'm throwing you a bone by letting you know that you actually said the opposite.
User avatar #557 - poutinesalad (08/12/2014) [-]
Idiom

1.
an expression whose meaning is not predictable from the usual meanings of its constituent elements, as kick the bucket or hang one's head, or from the general grammatical rules of a language, as the table round for the round table, and that is not a constituent of a larger expression of like characteristics.
2.
a language, dialect, or style of speaking peculiar to a people.


I dont care if he died, doesnt affect me in anyway, and as far as im concerned much more important people have died recently than him. He's known for acting and doing cocaine.

You're not going to win, you're not right, and i'm completely calm.

Like i said keep trying.
User avatar #570 - HonkIfIDriveWell (08/12/2014) [-]
The difference between saying "kick the bucket" and saying that you "could care less" is that the first one has nothing do with it's meaning, whereas the second one has everything to do with it's meaning, it just means the opposite. It's not an idiom.

"Much more important people have died recently than him. He's known for acting and doing cocaine."

And you accuse me of being confrontational? You're saying all this crap on an "R.I.P Robbin Williams" post.

By the way, I've never heard anyone who is legitimately calm say "I'm completely calm".
User avatar #969 - poutinesalad (08/12/2014) [-]
lol you're retarded, quit fighting it, people say it all the time. That makes it an idiom.

now stop trying to fight this issue, i dont give a shit about your opinion on the subject.
User avatar #1340 - HonkIfIDriveWell (08/13/2014) [-]
"People say it all the time."

Yeah, In America. The rest of the world laughs at how stupid it is.

"That makes it an idiom."

No, it doesn't. It's closer to being sarcastic than idiomatic, but seeing as how you're being genuine when you say it, it's not sarcasm either.

It really is just pure dumb.
User avatar #1343 - poutinesalad (08/13/2014) [-]
Youre still goin on bout this?
User avatar #1344 - HonkIfIDriveWell (08/13/2014) [-]
We can stop if you want. I'm not making any ground anyway. If you're intent on continuing to use that annoying phrase, then that's really up to you. I couldn't care less.
#521 - "I also could care less" So you care at lea…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/12/2014 on R.I.P. 0
User avatar #527 - poutinesalad (08/12/2014) [-]
Its an idiom, try to keep up
#532 - poutinesalad has deleted their comment.
User avatar #530 - HonkIfIDriveWell (08/12/2014) [-]
Just because only idiots say it, doesn't mean it's an idiom.
User avatar #535 - poutinesalad (08/12/2014) [-]
Keep trying bro, you're not gonna make me mad. You know damn well its a turn of phrase, and you're just being confrontational about it cause being an ass to people you dont know on the internet gives your willy a little movement.
User avatar #551 - HonkIfIDriveWell (08/12/2014) [-]
No, it's not a turn of phrase or an idiom. It's just wrong. Unless, of course, you follow it with something like "but not by much". Then you're at least still keeping your meaning mostly intact.

Furthermore, by saying that you don't care about Robin Williams dying, you're the one being an ass. If anything, I'm throwing you a bone by letting you know that you actually said the opposite.
User avatar #557 - poutinesalad (08/12/2014) [-]
Idiom

1.
an expression whose meaning is not predictable from the usual meanings of its constituent elements, as kick the bucket or hang one's head, or from the general grammatical rules of a language, as the table round for the round table, and that is not a constituent of a larger expression of like characteristics.
2.
a language, dialect, or style of speaking peculiar to a people.


I dont care if he died, doesnt affect me in anyway, and as far as im concerned much more important people have died recently than him. He's known for acting and doing cocaine.

You're not going to win, you're not right, and i'm completely calm.

Like i said keep trying.
User avatar #570 - HonkIfIDriveWell (08/12/2014) [-]
The difference between saying "kick the bucket" and saying that you "could care less" is that the first one has nothing do with it's meaning, whereas the second one has everything to do with it's meaning, it just means the opposite. It's not an idiom.

"Much more important people have died recently than him. He's known for acting and doing cocaine."

And you accuse me of being confrontational? You're saying all this crap on an "R.I.P Robbin Williams" post.

By the way, I've never heard anyone who is legitimately calm say "I'm completely calm".
User avatar #969 - poutinesalad (08/12/2014) [-]
lol you're retarded, quit fighting it, people say it all the time. That makes it an idiom.

now stop trying to fight this issue, i dont give a shit about your opinion on the subject.
User avatar #1340 - HonkIfIDriveWell (08/13/2014) [-]
"People say it all the time."

Yeah, In America. The rest of the world laughs at how stupid it is.

"That makes it an idiom."

No, it doesn't. It's closer to being sarcastic than idiomatic, but seeing as how you're being genuine when you say it, it's not sarcasm either.

It really is just pure dumb.
User avatar #1343 - poutinesalad (08/13/2014) [-]
Youre still goin on bout this?
User avatar #1344 - HonkIfIDriveWell (08/13/2014) [-]
We can stop if you want. I'm not making any ground anyway. If you're intent on continuing to use that annoying phrase, then that's really up to you. I couldn't care less.
#53 - No, I think a bunch of kids got their heads chopped off. 08/11/2014 on Science Summary of the Week -1
#65 - Don't forget ultra-rape, which is all the different types of r… 08/11/2014 on Fucking with twitter people 0
#190 - Also, it doesn't matter anyway, because if Pope Francis sudden… 08/09/2014 on Baptise Those Aliens 0
#184 - Nope. Pretty much every first world country as far I know.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2014 on Baptise Those Aliens +1
User avatar #186 - priestoftheoldones (08/09/2014) [-]
Huh, the more you know.
#182 - 75 thumbs down? You weren't even being hateful or ignorant. No… 08/09/2014 on Baptise Those Aliens 0
#179 - They say that about everything, though. It doesn't mean they w… 08/09/2014 on Baptise Those Aliens 0
#176 - Not if you want to keep church and state separate.  [+] (6 new replies) 08/09/2014 on Baptise Those Aliens +1
User avatar #195 - mrgoodlove (08/09/2014) [-]
Why start now?
User avatar #181 - priestoftheoldones (08/09/2014) [-]
ISn't that only in America.
User avatar #190 - HonkIfIDriveWell (08/09/2014) [-]
Also, it doesn't matter anyway, because if Pope Francis suddenly became President of the World, church/state separation would rather quickly become a global issue.
User avatar #187 - ihatem (08/09/2014) [-]
That's a shit load of developed countries.
User avatar #184 - HonkIfIDriveWell (08/09/2014) [-]
Nope. Pretty much every first world country as far I know.
User avatar #186 - priestoftheoldones (08/09/2014) [-]
Huh, the more you know.

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User avatar #4 - kirkbot (01/29/2014) [-]
psst, check back on the German that I had posted. There are some more monstrosities in that thread
User avatar #2 - lorenrachel (12/24/2011) [-]
Hey. I was just reading you're argument on the Ignorance post and I'd just like to say well done for sticking up for yourself and I agree with everything you put across. :)
User avatar #3 to #2 - HonkIfIDriveWell (12/24/2011) [-]
Thank you :) I do try my best when it comes subjects such as religion on which I feel so strongly.
User avatar #1 - OriginallyContent (07/22/2010) [-]
Honk
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