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#37 - You probably should have waited until she was grown up. 01/22/2016 on No actual experiments +20
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#16 - Yeah, this is a viscous dog.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2016 on "hooman, halp!" +22
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#108 - You're forgetting all the people who are both informed and laz… 12/24/2015 on Kissass facts 2 0
#192 - Everything you've heard about God has been from other humans. …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2015 on True help 0
#198 - BloodyTurds (12/23/2015) [-]
exactly, every holy text, was at the very least, transcribed by man.. with all his errors and potential miss interpretations Throw in a few con-men willing to take advantage of blind faith, and suddenly god wants a considerable sum of your monetary possessions..
Arguing whether there is/isnt a god is pointless for 2 reasons... Firstly you cant prove a negative, secondly if an all powerful being wished to remain unknown.. by definition he would have the power to do-so warping reality to his will..

I would say i probably lean towards the ideology that we are simply products of chaos.. but to dismiss other possibilities is just stupid..

#183 - If that were the case, he would be an an asshole to judge anyo…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2015 on True help 0
#185 - BloodyTurds (12/23/2015) [-]
Who said he judges everyone, and sends sinners to hell ;) because I've only ever that from other humans. and even if he did say it, maybe lying was part of his experiment the whole time?
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#192 - HonkIfIDriveWell (12/23/2015) [-]
Everything you've heard about God has been from other humans. Of course some would argue that various holy texts are the word of God(s), but the sheer number of conflicting beliefs alone is solidly evident of it all being devised by human minds and written by human hand, not to mention the effect scientific discovery has had on the validity of so many claims.

As to Divine Judgement upon death, well, its a pretty commonly accepted belief, so I was just addressing that specifically. If he exists, then I suppose I will be at his mercy just like everyone else, whether he chooses to judge me or not.

Still, I will never apologise for not having faith. If refusing to accept fantastic notions absent reason or logic is sinning, then I am proud to be a sinner. If I am to be punished for that, then so be it.
#198 - BloodyTurds (12/23/2015) [-]
exactly, every holy text, was at the very least, transcribed by man.. with all his errors and potential miss interpretations Throw in a few con-men willing to take advantage of blind faith, and suddenly god wants a considerable sum of your monetary possessions..
Arguing whether there is/isnt a god is pointless for 2 reasons... Firstly you cant prove a negative, secondly if an all powerful being wished to remain unknown.. by definition he would have the power to do-so warping reality to his will..

I would say i probably lean towards the ideology that we are simply products of chaos.. but to dismiss other possibilities is just stupid..

#133 - Strange how he would create a world in which him not existing …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/23/2015 on True help +2
#178 - BloodyTurds (12/23/2015) [-]
Actually..., if its an 'experiment' to see how humanity unfolds.. then, it would serve a purpose NOT to reveal himself, and thus corrupt the results. This being said, it is also possible we are simply the control group, and there could be an alternate universe, where god clearly, and regularly makes his presence known..
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#183 - HonkIfIDriveWell (12/23/2015) [-]
If that were the case, he would be an an asshole to judge anyone poorly for not believing he exists when he actively stays hidden from all methods of detection.

Like I said, we have the ability to reason. This ability has served us far better in the pursuit of knowledge than our ability to have faith, because faith is just hoping really hard.

If the point of the test is to see how many of us ignore reason and just hope really hard instead, then I am positively delighted to fail the test, and I hope to see you in hell.
#185 - BloodyTurds (12/23/2015) [-]
Who said he judges everyone, and sends sinners to hell ;) because I've only ever that from other humans. and even if he did say it, maybe lying was part of his experiment the whole time?
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#192 - HonkIfIDriveWell (12/23/2015) [-]
Everything you've heard about God has been from other humans. Of course some would argue that various holy texts are the word of God(s), but the sheer number of conflicting beliefs alone is solidly evident of it all being devised by human minds and written by human hand, not to mention the effect scientific discovery has had on the validity of so many claims.

As to Divine Judgement upon death, well, its a pretty commonly accepted belief, so I was just addressing that specifically. If he exists, then I suppose I will be at his mercy just like everyone else, whether he chooses to judge me or not.

Still, I will never apologise for not having faith. If refusing to accept fantastic notions absent reason or logic is sinning, then I am proud to be a sinner. If I am to be punished for that, then so be it.
#198 - BloodyTurds (12/23/2015) [-]
exactly, every holy text, was at the very least, transcribed by man.. with all his errors and potential miss interpretations Throw in a few con-men willing to take advantage of blind faith, and suddenly god wants a considerable sum of your monetary possessions..
Arguing whether there is/isnt a god is pointless for 2 reasons... Firstly you cant prove a negative, secondly if an all powerful being wished to remain unknown.. by definition he would have the power to do-so warping reality to his will..

I would say i probably lean towards the ideology that we are simply products of chaos.. but to dismiss other possibilities is just stupid..

#44 - Yeah, I don't disagree. I just felt like being confrontational… 12/23/2015 on Anon on black men +1
#41 - I'm sure there are many non-white people who think white noses…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2015 on Anon on black men +1
#64 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
Shut your fucking mouth niggerlover
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#43 - elcreepo (12/23/2015) [-]
As is their right. Nobody said a black person must love a white, or vice versa. Merely tolerate their existence and accept that they're human beings.

I don't like white people with weird noses either.

I'm more of a nosist.

This is what happens when I satay up past 3 am.

Fuckin talking about my nose fetish.
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#44 - HonkIfIDriveWell (12/23/2015) [-]
Yeah, I don't disagree. I just felt like being confrontational.


You fucking racist.
#78 - Or you know, he just made a model of the corner and scanned that.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2015 on satisfying use of 3D printing 0
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#80 - dorfdorfdorf (12/18/2015) [-]
shhhhhhhhhh go away