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HomerSimpson  

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Gender: male
Facebook Profile: PM me if you want it
Youtube Channel: Youtube's for chumps
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PS3
Video Games Played: I LIEK SKYREM AND CALL OF DOOTIE AND ZOMBIE GAMES AND BATTELFEILD
X-box Gamertag: DecimalSnow2
PS3 Gamertag: Yodude86
Date Signed Up:12/29/2009
Last Login:5/23/2013
Location:Middle of Nowhere
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You want words of wisdom? Huh? You lookin for some sort of reassurance that you aint gonna get capped? Now you listen to me and listen good buddy, cause I aint the virgin Mary here. The world's full o' phonies. Old phonies, new phonies, black phonies, gay phonies, everyone. But those, those are not the people you wanna worry about. You gotta look out for the ones who aint just fucking around, the REAL people, the ones with a real temper and who aint gonna hide it. The people who you fucked with.

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#40 - I'm really gonna miss that show 16 hours ago on Chinese photoshop masters... +2
#542 - www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XjgHEctcy0 watch this watch…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Amy's Baking Company +1
User avatar #547 - mikemeiers (05/20/2013) [-]
and oh my shit, i see that rage...
User avatar #544 - mikemeiers (05/20/2013) [-]
well 30 seconds in, she wears so much makeup that she looks like plastic
#381 - Last time I read about this, it apparently couldn't cause hall…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2013 on The quietest room in the... 0
User avatar #417 - sketchE (05/19/2013) [-]
basicly your brain would create the stimulus that was no longer there. you wouldnt see things but youd hear things
#138 - Is this personal or did you post this on everyone's profile 05/16/2013 on HomerSimpson's profile 0
#50 - I love these comics Do not stop please  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2013 on jeff and pete 4 +8
User avatar #74 - arsyro (05/15/2013) [-]
Jesus that movie was so good
#197 - everybodysfriend first thing I thought of 05/14/2013 on Ah +2
#2358 - apologie for bullshit from girl please, enjoy picture… 05/14/2013 on Uploaded As Anon +8
#15 - well that was not the picture I meant to post but ok  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2013 on which one do u do? +62
User avatar #33 - concreteballoon (05/13/2013) [-]
I just fucking lost my shit
User avatar #18 - skorpius (05/13/2013) [-]
Whatever it was, I highly doubt it was as life changing as this.
#14 - This made me rethink my whole life  [+] (6 new replies) 05/13/2013 on which one do u do? +31
#40 - joethebeast (05/13/2013) [-]
#30 - feelythefeel (05/13/2013) [-]
sause?
#26 - thepunchedface (05/13/2013) [-]
You were molested as a child?
User avatar #15 - HomerSimpson (05/13/2013) [-]
well that was not the picture I meant to post but ok
User avatar #33 - concreteballoon (05/13/2013) [-]
I just fucking lost my shit
User avatar #18 - skorpius (05/13/2013) [-]
Whatever it was, I highly doubt it was as life changing as this.
#93 - Picture 05/13/2013 on Dirty One Liners +9
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User avatar #137 - admin (05/16/2013) [-]
i love you <3
#138 to #137 - HomerSimpson (05/16/2013) [-]
Is this personal or did you post this on everyone's profile
Is this personal or did you post this on everyone's profile
#131 - renamon (01/25/2013) [-]
Care to explain this to me?
#132 to #131 - HomerSimpson (01/25/2013) [-]
i have a lot of fetishes
i have a lot of fetishes
User avatar #134 to #133 - renamon (01/26/2013) [-]
Put it on your lips...
#135 to #134 - HomerSimpson (01/26/2013) [-]
oh god   
why   
what does it do
oh god
why
what does it do
#136 to #135 - renamon (01/27/2013) [-]
You gonna be my bitch, put it on yo lips. You orange flavored mother fucker...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXU3gbfu_Bg
#111 - renamon (01/24/2013) [-]
You will be my friend. You will not deny me of my chocolate.



You will be my friend. You will not deny me of my chocolate.
#112 to #111 - HomerSimpson (01/24/2013) [-]
my friend i offer more than just chocolate
#113 to #112 - renamon (01/24/2013) [-]
Um...
Um...
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#118 to #117 - HomerSimpson (01/25/2013) [-]
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#121 to #120 - renamon (01/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #124 to #123 - renamon (01/25/2013) [-]
is so small... >.>
#126 to #125 - renamon (01/25/2013) [-]
D'awww
D'awww
#129 to #128 - HomerSimpson (01/25/2013) [-]
scary time
scary time
#130 to #129 - renamon (01/25/2013) [-]
nope
nope
#110 - fourtwentt (01/14/2013) [-]
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#109 - N. Korean citizen (01/14/2013) [-]
where the fuck did you get all those gifs
oh my god im dying
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User avatar #97 - iedude (01/12/2013) [-]
I. Want. Your. Name.
#93 - waffies ONLINE (12/24/2012) [-]
Hey Homer boy! Have we met or is this a random friend invite?
User avatar #95 to #93 - HomerSimpson (12/24/2012) [-]
I'm also finally moving up on my comments rank again
#94 to #93 - HomerSimpson (12/24/2012) [-]
I like to add top commenters and older users, I get around a lot but I haven't talked to you specifically
I like to add top commenters and older users, I get around a lot but I haven't talked to you specifically
#96 to #94 - waffies ONLINE (12/24/2012) [-]
sounds fine by me! i just like to check!
#88 - flesheater ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
just dropped by to reload
#86 - walcorn ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
Dat username





Dat username
User avatar #84 - Sunset **User deleted account** (11/01/2012) [-]
Kinda wondering why you added me.

Loved you in Treehouse of Horror V though.
#85 to #84 - HomerSimpson (11/01/2012) [-]
I'm adding all the top commenters or everyone who was one.
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