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HomerJSimpson

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Date Signed Up:9/29/2010
Last Login:7/28/2016
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 244 total,  316 ,  72
Comment Thumbs: 60 total,  86 ,  26
Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 23 Content: Peasant → Level 24 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 0% (0/1)
Level 10 Comments: New Here → Level 11 Comments: New Here
Subscribers:0
Content Views:21485
Times Content Favorited:21 times
Total Comments Made:62
FJ Points:323
Favorite Tags: baby (3) | WTF (3) | dance (2) | family guy (2) | Jeff Hardy (2) | spongebob (2)

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#202 - Got any tips for losing chest fat? Any specific exercises or a…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2016 on just do it +1
#393 - killerkost (01/08/2016) [-]
okay, first of all there is NO WAY to lose fat in specific fat regions. in order to lose fat in your chest region you'd have to lower your bodyfat percentage overall. The idea that specific exercises burn fat in specific regions is a myth, so dont listen to comment 202.

how to lose fat you ask? Well easy in general. See its pretty much all about your daily intake of calories. If you consume less calories than you burn, you will lose fat. So you can either eat less, or train more which both will help you. I don't know your body type and how much you eat and all, but if you struggle with losing fat you will ideally train more and consume less calories.

The best way to burn A LOT of calories is by training your largest muscle groups like legs, glutes and back (yes, ironic that its not chest). Don't neglect your chest tho, since you don't want to have an underdeveloped chest either, but for burning calories the previous muscle groups are a lot better. Good exercises would be squats, pull-ups (or if you can't perform a pull-up then just use the lats pull-down machine) and deadlifts, because those fuckers train back, glutes AND hamstrings which are like 2/3 of your legs so those fuck your energy storage real gud.

Doing some cardio will also never hurt btw. Go for a run or a bike ride.

Tl;dr.: there is no way to burn fat in specific regions. Eat less, train more. Focus on big muscle groups like back, glutes and legs, since they burn the most amount of calories. Don't neglect other muscles tho. Mix in some cardio. Change to healthy food. And most importantly, don't be a creep like the guy in the pic.
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#314 - lolofoeshow (01/08/2016) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQOJ-aqclFs

I thought this was pretty helpful. Its a good start.
#264 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
Push ups
#45 - I think it's this thing where people try to get their head as …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/01/2015 on i heard u guys like these 0
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#47 - thebaconstripman (10/01/2015) [-]
Well that sounds like something a best friend would tell you to do. No wonder he did it.
#25 - Huh. I thought he'd be British 09/18/2015 on Penn & Teller 0
#2322 - I got it. Pretty good 09/15/2015 on FJ's roasts 0
#2321 - The one with the lisp? That's a new one. 09/15/2015 on FJ's roasts 0
#1703 - How many tries did it take to get a picture that looked like y…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2015 on FJ's roasts +1
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#1765 - kyouko (09/14/2015) [-]
56 tries. Dangit.
#1613 - Holy **** that was a good one. Very nice very nice 09/14/2015 on FJ's roasts +2
#1596 - Hit me  [+] (9 new replies) 09/14/2015 on FJ's roasts 0
#2101 - bakagaijin (09/14/2015) [-]
You look like the Brother from the movie 50 first dates
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#2321 - HomerJSimpson (09/15/2015) [-]
The one with the lisp? That's a new one.
#1625 - anon (09/14/2015) [-]
I wish I didn't have to worry about brain freeze.
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#1762 - rollertoaster (09/14/2015) [-]
Don't worry, anon, I got your joke.
#1795 - anon (09/14/2015) [-]
Yeah well, I think you're the only one.
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#2322 - HomerJSimpson (09/15/2015) [-]
I got it. Pretty good
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#1609 - jalthelas (09/14/2015) [-]
I'd rather not hit you, that's your dad's job, but it doesn't look like he's doing it enough.
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#1613 - HomerJSimpson (09/14/2015) [-]
Holy shit that was a good one. Very nice very nice
#1600 - anon (09/14/2015) [-]
Bet you wish that wasn't a straw.
#180 - get out 09/04/2014 on Anyone else watch this as a... +2
#74 - My favorite thing about this is the people saying it's not a b…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/01/2014 on (untitled) -1
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#103 - syrenthra (09/01/2014) [-]
they are big now because they are new, give it a few weeks or months and people just treat them like the old celeb nudes we have had.
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#102 - commontroll (09/01/2014) [-]
Ugh, those Kate Upton ones were just gross. Like a 12 year old kid who suddenly has disturbingly large tits the size of her torso, each.
#96 - widar (09/01/2014) [-]
I looked at it mainly out of curiosity. Honestly, the pictures are so mild that it would be hard to fap to them. Don't get me wrong, she's hot, definitely, but it IS not such a big deal.
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#87 - dissectedtesticle (09/01/2014) [-]
yeah. it isn't a big deal. all i did was save them if they disappear from the internet.
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