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Date Signed Up:3/03/2010
Last Login:9/04/2014
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#75 - I believe I was mistaken, my dearest apologies sir. 04/17/2013 on translation in decription +1
#72 - Yup, I believe you did.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2013 on translation in decription 0
User avatar #74 - lorkhan (04/17/2013) [-]
Oh shit I mean't it to the european guy, sorry.
#70 - Get off funnyjunk you rebel scum. You are the cancer.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2013 on translation in decription +1
User avatar #78 - europe (04/17/2013) [-]
EYE CAN'T UNDER-STAAAAND YEEEW, WITCH-UR CHING CHANG CHONG, GetOuttamycountryWhitepwr.

-Holyshizznips

And I'm the cancer? Does your asshole ever get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth?
User avatar #101 - walcorn (04/17/2013) [-]
never underestimate stupid people in numbers
#79 - Holyshizznips (04/17/2013) [-]
It's a quote from the Dave Chappell show. Thus the picture reference.
#69 - I don't care, as soon as he acted like one he subjected himsel…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/17/2013 on translation in decription 0
User avatar #71 - lorkhan (04/17/2013) [-]
Wait? Did I reply to you?
#75 - Holyshizznips (04/17/2013) [-]
I believe I was mistaken, my dearest apologies sir.
User avatar #72 - Holyshizznips (04/17/2013) [-]
Yup, I believe you did.
User avatar #74 - lorkhan (04/17/2013) [-]
Oh shit I mean't it to the european guy, sorry.
#66 - That's right. Now call me your papi, bitch.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/17/2013 on translation in decription +3
User avatar #68 - europe (04/17/2013) [-]
Right... I'll stop replying to you now before I get a tumor in my head from all your nonsense.
User avatar #70 - Holyshizznips (04/17/2013) [-]
Get off funnyjunk you rebel scum. You are the cancer.
User avatar #78 - europe (04/17/2013) [-]
EYE CAN'T UNDER-STAAAAND YEEEW, WITCH-UR CHING CHANG CHONG, GetOuttamycountryWhitepwr.

-Holyshizznips

And I'm the cancer? Does your asshole ever get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth?
User avatar #101 - walcorn (04/17/2013) [-]
never underestimate stupid people in numbers
#79 - Holyshizznips (04/17/2013) [-]
It's a quote from the Dave Chappell show. Thus the picture reference.
#65 - I CAN'T UNDER-STAND YEEEW, WITCH'UR CHING CHANG CHONG. Getoutt… 04/17/2013 on translation in decription +5
#62 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2013 on translation in decription 0
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#60 - Lol, you're a faggot, asshole.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/17/2013 on translation in decription +1
User avatar #61 - europe (04/17/2013) [-]
Well, you've really showed me now. You're clearly a better person than I am, I apologize for not knowing my place.
#66 - Holyshizznips (04/17/2013) [-]
That's right. Now call me your papi, bitch.
User avatar #68 - europe (04/17/2013) [-]
Right... I'll stop replying to you now before I get a tumor in my head from all your nonsense.
User avatar #70 - Holyshizznips (04/17/2013) [-]
Get off funnyjunk you rebel scum. You are the cancer.
User avatar #78 - europe (04/17/2013) [-]
EYE CAN'T UNDER-STAAAAND YEEEW, WITCH-UR CHING CHANG CHONG, GetOuttamycountryWhitepwr.

-Holyshizznips

And I'm the cancer? Does your asshole ever get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth?
User avatar #101 - walcorn (04/17/2013) [-]
never underestimate stupid people in numbers
#79 - Holyshizznips (04/17/2013) [-]
It's a quote from the Dave Chappell show. Thus the picture reference.
#2302 - Alpha Shadow, meh. 04/17/2013 on Moon Moon the Werewulf 0
#244 - Ah, gotcha. But most of the words I've read have been in books… 04/15/2013 on tumblr 0
#232 - What?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2013 on tumblr 0
User avatar #233 - tristanscharpman (04/15/2013) [-]
Binary.
User avatar #244 - Holyshizznips (04/15/2013) [-]
Ah, gotcha. But most of the words I've read have been in books. Jussayian.
#2 - I can't stand being shoved... I'm sorry but how did he not fli… 04/14/2013 on RomanAtwood YouTube Star... 0
#85 - He's referring to the beared face sticking out of a rock I believe... 04/13/2013 on Minecraft +2
#7 - My hands sweat a lot... I think I have some sort of overactiv… 04/12/2013 on MFW writing seriously... 0
#6 - Just fapped to this not 3 days ago, what a coincidence. 04/12/2013 on Plunder Yer Booty! +4
#260 - Guy Madison 04/12/2013 on I was Wilf -Wooller 0
#159 - Actually it would smash into the sides and get destroyed that … 04/12/2013 on My penis 0
#54 - He proved a few of these wrong. The book falling through the e…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2013 on My penis 0
User avatar #75 - BmanX (04/12/2013) [-]
I think it's more saying that if there was a constant force of gravity pulling that book down, it would take that long. Obviously it's impossible for a book to go straight through. It would just stop in the middle (assuming it's not burned up).
User avatar #159 - Holyshizznips (04/12/2013) [-]
Actually it would smash into the sides and get destroyed that way before it burnt up. Due to the earth spinning while the book is falling straight down.
#41 - I wear nothing but allstar converses, they wear out way too …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2013 on Outsiders 0
#42 - rotinaj (04/12/2013) [-]
I used to have a pair of low-top blue converses. I was wearing those shoes when I got head that one time. I usually just buy whatever looks nice at Ross though, anyways.
#37 - Yeah, I've never paid more than 40 dollars for an article of c…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/12/2013 on Outsiders 0
User avatar #110 - asasqw (04/12/2013) [-]
I paid $200 for a pair of shoes but since I had them custom made its been about 4 years now and still going strong.
#38 - rotinaj (04/12/2013) [-]
Shoes usually cost me the most. The ones at payless last me about 2 months before falling apart but a pair of $50 vans lasted me through 2 years of highschool.
User avatar #41 - Holyshizznips (04/12/2013) [-]
I wear nothing but allstar converses, they wear out way too fucking fast. Definitely need to find something new to wear, but I don't like how tennis or skating shoes look. Oh the first world problems, woe is me.
#42 - rotinaj (04/12/2013) [-]
I used to have a pair of low-top blue converses. I was wearing those shoes when I got head that one time. I usually just buy whatever looks nice at Ross though, anyways.
#35 - They're pretty expensive, 40-100+ dollars. I found three old o…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/12/2013 on Outsiders 0
#36 - rotinaj (04/12/2013) [-]
That's a little pricey for me. I'll just stick to my suit of used grocery bags sewn together with my own hair.
User avatar #37 - Holyshizznips (04/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, I've never paid more than 40 dollars for an article of clothing, including shoes. #class

Fun fact, you can iron together many grocery bags and make fucking awesome tarps and shit.
User avatar #110 - asasqw (04/12/2013) [-]
I paid $200 for a pair of shoes but since I had them custom made its been about 4 years now and still going strong.
#38 - rotinaj (04/12/2013) [-]
Shoes usually cost me the most. The ones at payless last me about 2 months before falling apart but a pair of $50 vans lasted me through 2 years of highschool.
User avatar #41 - Holyshizznips (04/12/2013) [-]
I wear nothing but allstar converses, they wear out way too fucking fast. Definitely need to find something new to wear, but I don't like how tennis or skating shoes look. Oh the first world problems, woe is me.
#42 - rotinaj (04/12/2013) [-]
I used to have a pair of low-top blue converses. I was wearing those shoes when I got head that one time. I usually just buy whatever looks nice at Ross though, anyways.
#1 - What I REALLY love about this gif, and I've pointed it out in … 04/11/2013 on If NK do attack another nation 0
#13 - What I love the most is that had he not taken that precautiona… 04/06/2013 on hey there 0
#200 - Computer generated image. 04/03/2013 on Pools for Everybody 0
#15 - Picture 04/02/2013 on Strange definition of peace +1
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#16 - waffies (09/24/2012) [-]
aw yeah!
#17 to #16 - Holyshizznips (09/24/2012) [-]
Awwwh sheet niqqa! I has a friend now :D I have other friends but I have no ******* clue how they found me. I just accepted that **** , cos' Ima hoe.
User avatar #18 to #17 - waffies (09/24/2012) [-]
haha, perfect reaction image as well, need to rewatch that movie now. It's good to meet you my friend!
User avatar #19 to #18 - Holyshizznips (09/24/2012) [-]
Sorry for not replying sooner, went to Youtube to look up... Something that I was interested in over two hours ago and don't remember at all and somehow ended up discussing Determinism vs Free will... And meh, I suppose I enjoyed that movie, don't really remember it. I just remembered the first time someone friended me on here, twas shortly after the first time I saw it, and that was the first thing that came into my head. So twas my first reaction to my first friend request annd... I didn't have any other friend-related reaction images xD Anyways, tis good to meet you as well!
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