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Gender: female
Age: 18
Facebook Profile: HitcherSquarepants
Steam Profile: Ganondoof
Consoles Owned: Nintendo 3DS XL, Nintendo 64
Video Games Played: The Legend of Zelda, Animal Crossing: New Leaf
Interests: Spongeboob, Dr. Strange, boys
Date Signed Up:8/07/2010
Last Login:10/25/2014
Location:SCOTLAND
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#180 - I never get tired of this 2 hours ago on thelosers's profile 0
#6726 - I became a sex line operator. That's pretty close.  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on Hitcher's profile 0
#6727 - enzothesomething (6 hours ago) [-]
The only way I could be satisfied would be if captainwow's sock puppet was sucking dick in the alleyways to get money in order to satisfy some sort of addiction.

Someone's gotta suck cock, and if its gotta be the sock puppet, so be it.
#6724 - Ha it's just my style... Thank u 7 hours ago on Hitcher's profile 0
#34 - I'm sorry to hear about your recent hardships, all I can… 7 hours ago on blackmorecrest's profile 0
#33 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on blackmorecrest's profile 0
#34 - Hitcher (7 hours ago) [-]
I'm sorry to hear about your recent hardships, all I can offer are these inspirational Adventure Time quotes.
Stay strong brother, don't give up
#32 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 7 hours ago on blackmorecrest's profile 0
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#34 - Hitcher (7 hours ago) [-]
I'm sorry to hear about your recent hardships, all I can offer are these inspirational Adventure Time quotes.
Stay strong brother, don't give up
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#34 - Hitcher (7 hours ago) [-]
I'm sorry to hear about your recent hardships, all I can offer are these inspirational Adventure Time quotes.
Stay strong brother, don't give up
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#34 - Hitcher (7 hours ago) [-]
I'm sorry to hear about your recent hardships, all I can offer are these inspirational Adventure Time quotes.
Stay strong brother, don't give up
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#34 - Hitcher (7 hours ago) [-]
I'm sorry to hear about your recent hardships, all I can offer are these inspirational Adventure Time quotes.
Stay strong brother, don't give up
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I'm sorry to hear about your recent hardships, all I can offer are these inspirational Adventure Time quotes.
Stay strong brother, don't give up

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#6725 - enzothesomething ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
I am incredibly dissapointed that none of you became male strippers.
I have made those comments on most losers comics to the point where it isn't even funny anymore.

0/10 comics series will continue reading comments about people wanting to put their weiner in you.
User avatar #6726 to #6725 - Hitcher (6 hours ago) [-]
I became a sex line operator. That's pretty close.
#6727 to #6726 - enzothesomething ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
The only way I could be satisfied would be if captainwow's sock puppet was sucking dick in the alleyways to get money in order to satisfy some sort of addiction.

Someone's gotta suck cock, and if its gotta be the sock puppet, so be it.
#6723 - yasuri (7 hours ago) [-]
I don't know what's up with the reindeer noses, but they're 10/10 for some reason
User avatar #6724 to #6723 - Hitcher (7 hours ago) [-]
Ha it's just my style... Thank u
#6714 - joshlol (8 hours ago) [-]
someone is popular
#6717 to #6714 - Hitcher (8 hours ago) [-]
Just another day in the life of Princess Poppy
#6694 - matexius (13 hours ago) [-]
Hello there... I just wanted to ask: Is this is you?

if it is.... you look pretty dimmadamn cute...


well...that was ''smooth''... you've failed me brain...again...
sorry 'bout that...
#6707 to #6694 - xxangelisxx (8 hours ago) [-]
ror at you, man
ror at you, man
User avatar #6695 to #6694 - Hitcher (13 hours ago) [-]
Y dat me
#6704 to #6695 - thedarkestrogue (8 hours ago) [-]
jesus christ hitch, does this happen often?
#6708 to #6704 - Hitcher (8 hours ago) [-]
Yes but seldom in a manner as euphoric as this
#6711 to #6708 - thedarkestrogue (8 hours ago) [-]
dayum
is....is it enjoyable? or just creepy?
#6715 to #6711 - Hitcher (8 hours ago) [-]
It's sweet I guess...   
As a generic self-conscious young lady, I appreciate the kindness but I'd rather people ignored my appearance for the most part on this site.
It's sweet I guess...
As a generic self-conscious young lady, I appreciate the kindness but I'd rather people ignored my appearance for the most part on this site.
#6718 to #6715 - thedarkestrogue (8 hours ago) [-]
i ignore everyones appearance
but i get where youre coming from
User avatar #6719 to #6718 - Hitcher (8 hours ago) [-]
I'd rather be commended for my cool status updates about my menstrual cycle
User avatar #6720 to #6719 - thedarkestrogue (8 hours ago) [-]
i dont think i have you as a friend, so i dont see those status'
but they sound like periodic fun
#6721 to #6720 - robogroovy ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
It took me way too long to get that...
It took me way too long to get that...
#6710 to #6708 - fizzor ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
Oh my god this is 						*******					 great
Oh my god this is ******* great
#6696 to #6695 - matexius (12 hours ago) [-]
Alright then... with todays technology, trolls and 						*****					, you never really know unless you ask...   
   
So... how u doin'?   
 Sorry, I'm just bored out of my mind and trying to make conversations...   
I have no idea why... I can GTFO if you want...
Alright then... with todays technology, trolls and ***** , you never really know unless you ask...

So... how u doin'?
Sorry, I'm just bored out of my mind and trying to make conversations...
I have no idea why... I can GTFO if you want...
User avatar #6713 to #6706 - joshlol (8 hours ago) [-]
this is probably how beta i sound lmao
User avatar #6716 to #6713 - xxangelisxx (8 hours ago) [-]
Nah, this ****** beats you.
User avatar #6728 to #6716 - matexius (4 hours ago) [-]
I can't believe a comment that I made when I was bored to Neptune and back caused such a ********* ...
I beat joshlol at being beta? Bound to happen someday, let's be honest.
And I do believe I have transcended the ''beta'' I have gone to atleast delta...
User avatar #6730 to #6728 - xxangelisxx (4 hours ago) [-]
Yeh mane, don't do that **** ever again.
User avatar #6736 to #6730 - matexius (4 hours ago) [-]
You'd be surprised, this happens pretty much bi-weekly for me... I think those inner voices in my head argue a bit too much or are broken...

I have considered deleting my FJ account...
User avatar #6737 to #6736 - xxangelisxx (4 hours ago) [-]
Or just stop being a fgt.

Chicks on here ain't **** anyway.
User avatar #6729 to #6728 - joshlol (4 hours ago) [-]
you may be beta but I doubt you're as beta as me
User avatar #6732 to #6729 - matexius (4 hours ago) [-]
You wanna bet?
User avatar #6733 to #6732 - joshlol (4 hours ago) [-]
you should see my skype history lmao
User avatar #6734 to #6733 - matexius (4 hours ago) [-]
You shouldn't see mine...
User avatar #6735 to #6734 - joshlol (4 hours ago) [-]
touché
User avatar #6698 to #6696 - slightly ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
im gonna screencap this and put it in a cringe comp, thanks man
User avatar #6701 to #6698 - warioteam (10 hours ago) [-]
do it i actually want this to happen
dont include my though or i while have to say some stupid **** like "look ma im famous" again
User avatar #6699 to #6698 - matexius (12 hours ago) [-]
I dun goofed... again...

Atleast be sure to get to the front page...
#6712 to #6699 - thedarkestrogue (8 hours ago) [-]
AGAIN?

Wheres the other time, I have to ******* see this ****
User avatar #6731 to #6712 - matexius (4 hours ago) [-]
They mainly happen IRL and if they happen on FJ I tend to delete them ASAP.

******* things up is pretty much a daily routine now-a-days for me... atleast twice a week...
#6697 to #6696 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12 hours ago) [-]
Jesus Christ man never go this beta.
User avatar #6687 - warioteam (19 hours ago) [-]
you got so many dudes on your cunt
how do i get bitches and/or money?
User avatar #6688 to #6687 - Hitcher (18 hours ago) [-]
I have no idea, I thought this comic would turn them off her
User avatar #6689 to #6688 - warioteam (18 hours ago) [-]
the average fjers standards are so low you could upload scat porn and they would love every ******* pixel of it
god i wish i had the willpower to escape
User avatar #6690 to #6689 - Hitcher (18 hours ago) [-]
well in that case all you need to do is be a chill grill who isn't a landwhale or a feminazi
User avatar #6691 to #6690 - warioteam (18 hours ago) [-]
how would i cook on a chilled grill
0/10 terrible advice
User avatar #6692 to #6691 - Hitcher (18 hours ago) [-]
because all of your hotness

is in your heart
User avatar #6693 to #6692 - warioteam (18 hours ago) [-]
thank ms. hitcher
User avatar #6703 to #6685 - warioteam (10 hours ago) [-]
grox
#6686 to #6685 - Hitcher (10/23/2014) [-]
That's a wee shame
That's a wee shame
#6677 - enzothesomething ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
I'm coming in on your comments ranking hitch.
Can you feel my green pinkies closing in?
#6678 to #6677 - Hitcher (10/20/2014) [-]
Somehow I'll get over it
Somehow I'll get over it
#6679 to #6678 - enzothesomething ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
I don't see how anybody can get over the fact that somebody on the internet has a slightly higher rank then them on some ****** website.
User avatar #6680 to #6679 - Hitcher (10/20/2014) [-]
Check my subscribers ranking to see why I am unphased
#6682 to #6680 - enzothesomething ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
Just a side note

If phanact gets more subscribers than you I'm going to kill myself.
I am giving all my posessions to crazyolitis because he is not a faggot.
Tell him that he still sucks at TF2.
User avatar #6683 to #6682 - crazyolitis (10/20/2014) [-]
Thanks m80.
#6681 to #6680 - enzothesomething ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
I wonder how many of those subscriber specifically did it because you are a girl.   
   
You know there is at least one.   
   
You can't deny it.
I wonder how many of those subscriber specifically did it because you are a girl.

You know there is at least one.

You can't deny it.
#6649 - andranadu (10/19/2014) [-]
did i a good
User avatar #6650 to #6649 - Hitcher (10/19/2014) [-]
Not bad not bad ma brother
#6651 to #6650 - andranadu (10/19/2014) [-]
here is le meme full version
you think i should change anythin
User avatar #6652 to #6651 - Hitcher (10/19/2014) [-]
Well the hair is no longer red but whatever.

There are a few proportional issues but that's just me being an anatomy nerd
User avatar #6653 to #6652 - andranadu (10/19/2014) [-]
shh im like awesome n ****
i would like to know what's wrong with the anatomy though
User avatar #6654 to #6653 - Hitcher (10/19/2014) [-]
Neck is a bit thick for a petite female such as hitch
Right arm should not be that visible. She is at a 3/4 angle so most of the upper right arm would be hidden behind her torso
The facial features are a little high up making her chin look very large.
The hair looks a little strange to me but I can tell you've taken reference from Dubly's version therefore it is a stylistic decision rather than a technical problem so it's not important.
Also the lower half of her body (below the crossed arms) is a little too slender. It looks disproportionate.

Apart from that, you've nailed the expression and the pose, looks very true to the character.
Nice job.

You've improved rapidly, keep up the great work.
User avatar #6655 to #6654 - andranadu (10/19/2014) [-]
lol im flattered
and yeah i dont really get the differences in angles too much
aaaand yeah dubly's drawings were great, i couldn't not base it off his
ty hun
#6645 - darealsnooki (10/18/2014) [-]
Long time, no talk

I sorta draw stuff now
User avatar #6647 to #6645 - Hitcher (10/19/2014) [-]
Ah yes it has been a while.

You keep at it brother.
User avatar #6648 to #6647 - darealsnooki (10/19/2014) [-]
Thanks!

I also draw Rule34 stuff. Sorry that you had to read this
#6644 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/18/2014) [-]
I come to your profile and I see 1 beta 2 beta red beta blue beta
#6638 - enzothesomething ONLINE (10/17/2014) [-]
If what I'm thinking is true

please tell me it isn't.
User avatar #6639 to #6638 - Hitcher (10/17/2014) [-]
I wish they existed.
#6640 to #6639 - enzothesomething ONLINE (10/17/2014) [-]
I think that's taking it a bit too far, Hitch.
At that point it would be considered an unhealthy obsession.
User avatar #6641 to #6640 - Hitcher (10/17/2014) [-]
It's not even an obsession.
It's a gimmick.

And what's wrong with novelty tampons?
It's not weird to have cartoon character undies?
I know tonnes of boys who wear spongebob boxers.
Why are you antagonising tampons?
#6642 to #6641 - enzothesomething ONLINE (10/17/2014) [-]
I've never worn gimmicky underwear in my life.
I've been a faggot that wears plain colors.
Let's just say I don't want my dick on lightning mcqueen for 24 hours straight.
User avatar #6643 to #6642 - Hitcher (10/17/2014) [-]
good5u
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User avatar #6637 to #6636 - delahk (10/17/2014) [-]
wrong place lel
User avatar #6634 - Sunset (10/17/2014) [-]
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found this, you might like ti
User avatar #6635 to #6634 - Hitcher (10/17/2014) [-]
Haha yeah. I've seen this one
#6629 - anonymoose ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
I can feel your hate.
#6630 to #6629 - Hitcher (10/15/2014) [-]
I care like so much wow
#6631 to #6630 - anonymoose ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
No need to over-react. I'll change the vote. Jeez.
#6632 to #6631 - Hitcher (10/15/2014) [-]
Sorry I'm a lil passionate sometimes
User avatar #6622 - bitchitroll (10/14/2014) [-]
hi
#6626 to #6623 - bitchitroll (10/15/2014) [-]
have this awesome gif i made of a video i took
have this awesome gif i made of a video i took
User avatar #6627 to #6626 - Hitcher (10/15/2014) [-]
Very nice
User avatar #6628 to #6627 - bitchitroll (10/15/2014) [-]
nou. i used to read everything you made then you went bye bye but now your back and all i have to say is you are awesome and talented
User avatar #6633 to #6628 - Hitcher (10/15/2014) [-]
Awh thanks boo
#6620 - roflstorm (10/11/2014) [-]
I gru dees
User avatar #6675 to #6620 - Hitcher (10/19/2014) [-]
[reply limit reached]

you just cuddle your pumpkin babies and feel better
User avatar #6676 to #6675 - roflstorm (10/19/2014) [-]
I will.
Thanks.
#6621 to #6620 - Hitcher (10/11/2014) [-]
I love them
I love them
User avatar #6656 to #6621 - roflstorm (10/19/2014) [-]
I harvust'd th rest
WANA C EM?
#6658 to #6657 - roflstorm (10/19/2014) [-]
Jimbo on the left
Big Ernie on the right.

#6659 to #6658 - Hitcher (10/19/2014) [-]
The babies ♥

Welcome to the world fellas.
User avatar #6660 to #6659 - roflstorm (10/19/2014) [-]
I just wish they grew all grew earlier.....
They might have looked better...

And more orange
User avatar #6661 to #6660 - Hitcher (10/19/2014) [-]
No they're perfect ♥

What are your plans for them?
User avatar #6662 to #6661 - roflstorm (10/19/2014) [-]
My sister called dibs on carving the one on the left.
My plans for Big Ernie and the 2 orange ones are unknown.
Do you know long pumpkins last off the vine?
User avatar #6663 to #6662 - Hitcher (10/19/2014) [-]
Keep them and raise them into strong young pumples.

And no i don't.
User avatar #6664 to #6663 - roflstorm (10/19/2014) [-]
I did get permission to grow pungkins next year.

I'M GONNA BE AN ACTUAL FARMERKind of..
User avatar #6665 to #6664 - Hitcher (10/19/2014) [-]
Hey look one of my fav animes is about farmers www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddYbBTPEbqQ
#6666 to #6665 - roflstorm (10/19/2014) [-]
I never thought i'd see an anime about farming.
I never thought i'd see an anime about farming.
User avatar #6667 to #6666 - Hitcher (10/19/2014) [-]
It's fantastic, I love it.
I watched season 1 with my daddy and he loved it too.
There's a season 2 as well but I haven't seen it. I'll wait till I can watch it with my daddy.

But I highly recommend it. It's about an agriculture boarding school.
And the intro is amazing, makes me tear up a lil. So bootiful.
User avatar #6668 to #6667 - roflstorm (10/19/2014) [-]
It looks both weird as all hell, but at the same time damn good
8.9/10
Might actually watch.
User avatar #6669 to #6668 - Hitcher (10/19/2014) [-]
That was my top pick for Spring anime last year.
It's really light on the romance aspect too which I like because romance in a non-romance anime ruins everything
User avatar #6670 to #6669 - roflstorm (10/19/2014) [-]
Sounds great!
Any suggestions for a winter anime?
User avatar #6671 to #6670 - Hitcher (10/19/2014) [-]
Winter season hasn't really started yet.

But Tokyo Ghoul is fairly new and it's excellent.
I'd say it's the nest Shingeki no Kyojin.
I highly recommend it
User avatar #6672 to #6671 - roflstorm (10/19/2014) [-]
**** it.
I got nothing better to do.
I'm gonna watch the 3 animes you've mentioned.
User avatar #6673 to #6672 - Hitcher (10/19/2014) [-]
Good man, give me your verdicts.
User avatar #6674 to #6673 - roflstorm (10/19/2014) [-]
Since i'm not feeling all that great, i'll get a start of them tomorrow.
I'll let you know in a week
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