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#9 - But we're on funnyjunk we are all forever alone  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2011 on Fuck Yea -1
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#122 - <----------------Me glancing at encyclopedia dramatica afte… 01/08/2011 on Date Night +6
#6 - Your on Funnyjunk of course you are  [+] (4 new replies) 01/08/2011 on Fuck Yea 0
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User avatar #9 - HerpaDeDerpa (01/08/2011) [-]
But we're on funnyjunk we are all forever alone
#11 - whosthatguy has deleted their comment.
#9 - Roses are red violets are blue I just lost the game … 01/07/2011 on FJ you guys so dirty +3
#17 - I'm mad 01/07/2011 on fort minor 0
#20 - it might not be just a stamp in it though who knows  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2011 on why god, WHYYYY 0
#22 - MrSuperTroll (01/07/2011) [-]
I know...its a hole
User avatar #23 - dontya (01/07/2011) [-]
thats what he said.
#16 - takes more metal so it costs more money over time, so it adds up  [+] (6 new replies) 01/07/2011 on why god, WHYYYY +1
#19 - MrSuperTroll (01/07/2011) [-]
how does stamping a dent in a can cost money
User avatar #39 - thephantur (01/07/2011) [-]
Because you need new equipment to punch the hole? The design in the USA is meant to be made easier and cheaper...
#47 - Womens Study Major (01/07/2011) [-]
creates more surface. therefore more metal.
User avatar #20 - HerpaDeDerpa (01/07/2011) [-]
it might not be just a stamp in it though who knows
#22 - MrSuperTroll (01/07/2011) [-]
I know...its a hole
User avatar #23 - dontya (01/07/2011) [-]
thats what he said.
#23 - It was around when jesus died they began the A.D. years i think 01/07/2011 on mind blown. +1
#52 - nice pest control my friend  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2011 on NEW BORN KiTTENS -1
#54 - Womens Study Major (01/07/2011) [-]
Thanks man. I post a vid someday. Its more of a bright ass green beam into a cats face and it runs off. Not sure if it really does anything, but it keeps the shits away from my house. I suppose I could wait for one to be on a ledge, fire the laser and scream avada kedavra!!!
#77 - Womens Study Major (01/13/2011) [-]
yeah.
#48 - I'm sorry to say this but... WE. WILL. AVENGE. THEM. whether y…  [+] (35 new replies) 01/06/2011 on NEW BORN KiTTENS +1
#50 - Womens Study Major (01/06/2011) [-]
Yeah... the cat lovers fetish is a Euro zone thing. Pretty sure every red blooded American thinks cats are fukin skum. I know I do. I use a high power laser to blind strays!
User avatar #55 - jacksdiner (01/08/2011) [-]
Make an account and say that, you little bitch.
#56 - Womens Study Major (01/10/2011) [-]
Look at you internet tough guy. Fuck you and every cat you ever loved. I hoped they died painfully.
User avatar #57 - jacksdiner (01/10/2011) [-]
Big words from an anon.
#58 - Womens Study Major (01/10/2011) [-]
I suppose the words in that sentence would be pretty damn big for your pea brain to understand. Cats are fucking buckets of suck and fail, like your life will be.
User avatar #60 - jacksdiner (01/10/2011) [-]
What do you base that on? The ancient Egyptians worshiped them; has anyone ever worshiped you? No? Then fuck you. Go be raped by your dad again or something.
#61 - Womens Study Major (01/11/2011) [-]
And we all see how well that worked out. Where is this super advanced race of cat worshiping people? Fucking gone thousands of years before fucking Christ. That worked out well. But in more recent news, your mom worshiped my dick last night. I suppose that counts, although not for much since your mother is a whore. I ran over a cat yesterday and thought of you.
User avatar #74 - jacksdiner (01/12/2011) [-]
The ancient Egyptians taught the greatest human military machine EVER, the romans, a few of their tricks, they knew of modern anatomy far before the Europeans, they managed to preserve honey for 4,000 years, and built the only still-standing ancient wonder. When you do all of that, then you can fucking criticize them. My mother died when I was 4, so i'm an orphan, and, on top of that, saying my mum's a whore and you fucked her is the single most un-original insult there is. I don't care that you ran over a cat, really, i don't. What i do care about is how much of a coward you are. You won't make an account, you won't fight anything bigger than you, so you resort to cats. Real fucking brave.
#78 - Womens Study Major (01/13/2011) [-]
The Romans conqured the Egyptians. The Egyptians did not happliy give them secrets, the Egyprians were raped and killed like the cat loveing faggots they were. Its not hard to have a huge pile of fucking worthless stones in the middle of a damn desert be around for a long ass time, as nothing happens in a fucking desert. I am glad your mother died when you were young, it saves here the immense dissapointment she would be feeling right now seeing her son as a furry faggot. And your mother is dead? That explains why she was so tight! A bit dry, but nothing some spit couldent cure. I hate cats as much as I hate the wortless retard babies who love them. You are the pubic lice of life. And I am never going to make an account. This is more fun.
User avatar #81 - jacksdiner (01/15/2011) [-]
So desert storms, graverobbers and raiders never existed? Those are the trials of the desert. I'm not a furry, I'm a member of the RSPCA. And seriously, those insults don't affect me. Why no account? Scared people will thumb you down too much?
#82 - Womens Study Major (01/15/2011) [-]
Uneducated knuckle heads stole all their shit. Big bad ass tombs and crappy curses all for suck. In the end, we have taken decades to figure out what the hell they were on about. Ding bats couldn't even really secure their own history for genearations to view with out it being stolen. I know how you anmial sucking weirdos work. You have nothing better to do than pour cream on your balls and hope for mr fagballs to lick it off. So when someone says something different from what you are used to, its up to you and all your weird cream soaked genital friends to do something more worthless than this thread.
User avatar #87 - jacksdiner (01/16/2011) [-]
Most graverobbers died in those tombs. Curses never existed, it was tomb spores. It did take decade to work out why the Egyptians built them. They did secure their history, in Hieroglyphic form. I've never had any kind of sex with an animal, never used anything except porn to help me masturbate, and you're an Anon. You have no opinions.
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#75 - Womens Study Major (01/12/2011) [-]
tl;dr
User avatar #76 - jacksdiner (01/12/2011) [-]
More like tl;cr for you.
#79 - Womens Study Major (01/13/2011) [-]
You are an annoying little twat.
User avatar #80 - jacksdiner (01/15/2011) [-]
Like your mum's twat was yesterday.
#83 - Womens Study Major (01/15/2011) [-]
atleast my mom's twat works. i needed half a tube of astro-glide in your moms vag and ass and mouth to get rolling on that dead bitch.
User avatar #85 - jacksdiner (01/16/2011) [-]
So, you claim i'm into bestiality, which i'm not, and that being a furry is wrong, the worst thing you can be, then you fuck a corpse. Bestiality comes from thousands of years of humans being animals, so in a way, it's a little bit natural. Weird, but natural. Necrophilia, on the other hand, comes from nowhere except your own sick, small mind. GTFO and STFU, Anon. You have no opinion, you fucking twelve-year-old British cunt.
User avatar #62 - omegajim (01/11/2011) [-]
I don't know if you guys realize this, but I get notifications when you two post another stupid ass post toward eachother. Pic another picture or something.

Btw, Anon, it's not a good idea to post shit about killing/raping/torturing cats or whatEVER you're writing, on a picture about new born kittens. MY FUCKING NEW BORN KITTENS. I swear to god if you had an account, I would grrrriiinddd your ass.

Sincerely, Omegajim, with love. <3
#63 - Womens Study Major (01/11/2011) [-]
Omegajim, Fuck you.
User avatar #64 - omegajim (01/11/2011) [-]
My pleasure. Tell me your address and I'll be sure to send you a Twilight Dildo for you're mother when you both decide to get frisky.

Don't forget to put it in the freezer first...(;
#65 - Womens Study Major (01/11/2011) [-]
Awesome! I will be sure to beat you with my sparkly fucking dick. My address is:

123 Whore Lane
Your Moms House, CT.

I will say hi to your mother for you. She is bakeing cookies.
User avatar #66 - omegajim (01/11/2011) [-]
My mother could beat your ass up, bitchh.

(; Don't try and get cocky with me now. I didn't join FJ to make friends, nor enemies... but for you my young ignorant sir, I'll make a special exception.

<3
#67 - Womens Study Major (01/11/2011) [-]
Pssh. My dad could beat your mom. And would you look at that! I am makeing people change their life goals! Go me! I am awesome! I should hunt down that yowling cat and smack it with a broom to celebrate! awww yeah.
User avatar #68 - omegajim (01/11/2011) [-]
I hope he gives you rabies you over conceited bastard... lol
#69 - Womens Study Major (01/11/2011) [-]
Naw, fear seat in and it booked. I chased it screaming like a loon, but lost interest when I saw I needed to vault a rought iron fence. I was all like fuck that shit yo. Dis ma fukka can hiss and run off all he want. He be back. I something special waiting, your mother. She's a trap. PRE-OP!!
User avatar #70 - omegajim (01/11/2011) [-]
Okayy you're funny, amazing, and good at everything you do.
Can you shut up now?

Ohh of course you can't, because you're mentally ill.
Sorry for even asking.
#71 - Womens Study Major (01/11/2011) [-]
Thas rite bish! I'm all fucked in da head!! I'm high on PCP and tonite, your dad and I will inject dope into our scrotum's!!
User avatar #72 - omegajim (01/11/2011) [-]
That actually made me chuckle (:
#73 - Womens Study Major (01/11/2011) [-]
Right on man. Dave Chapell and Venture Brothers in one bite. I'm out. I hate cats. Really hate them. I pay them no mind until they come into arms length. I'm pretty sure that laser does nothing. They run off just fine. I will be upgradeing to a more powerful one later as soon as I want to part with 1200 bones. I will be in the shadows.

lol, roofie meeting captcha.
#52 - HerpaDeDerpa (01/06/2011) [-]
nice pest control my friend
#54 - Womens Study Major (01/07/2011) [-]
Thanks man. I post a vid someday. Its more of a bright ass green beam into a cats face and it runs off. Not sure if it really does anything, but it keeps the shits away from my house. I suppose I could wait for one to be on a ledge, fire the laser and scream avada kedavra!!!
#77 - Womens Study Major (01/13/2011) [-]
yeah.
#47 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2011 on blue tongue 0
#48 - ThtBlakKid (01/06/2011) [-]
So you lost??
#45 - Yes then i would Sh*t on Debra's desk  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2011 on blue tongue 0
#46 - ThtBlakKid (01/06/2011) [-]
Better thing to do? <---
#47 - HerpaDeDerpa (01/06/2011) [-]
#48 - ThtBlakKid (01/06/2011) [-]
So you lost??
#43 - I'd slowly slit her throat as i begin to insert my penis into …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/06/2011 on blue tongue -2
#44 - ThtBlakKid (01/06/2011) [-]
Needed
#45 - HerpaDeDerpa (01/06/2011) [-]
Yes then i would Sh*t on Debra's desk
#46 - ThtBlakKid (01/06/2011) [-]
Better thing to do? <---
#47 - HerpaDeDerpa (01/06/2011) [-]
#48 - ThtBlakKid (01/06/2011) [-]
So you lost??
#385 - The Platoon 01/06/2011 on Describe 0
#34 - Still impossible! 01/05/2011 on The Manslator 0
#16 - no processor chip that small could understand a woman!  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2011 on The Manslator +6
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#34 - HerpaDeDerpa (01/05/2011) [-]
Still impossible!
#61 - Comment deleted 01/05/2011 on sex or breadsticks +8
#59 - this, this i why i want to visit other countries 01/05/2011 on Foreign Girls bro +13
#46 - Here is a blank check write any number on it and i will sign i… 01/05/2011 on Homeless man with golden... +21
#7 - Who else whats Finland's Hat? 01/04/2011 on Finland -1
#1 - I dont like it but ill thumb you for trying keep up the good work  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2011 on True Trollolol 0
#2 - PedoSlowPoke (01/04/2011) [-]
hahahaha thanks?
#6 - but ive seen it before but then again i didnt look at the post… 01/04/2011 on my first kiss 0
#4 - so you claim oc then or what?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2011 on my first kiss 0
User avatar #5 - waafflepwn (01/04/2011) [-]
nooo,
but i did make it
User avatar #6 - HerpaDeDerpa (01/04/2011) [-]
but ive seen it before but then again i didnt look at the poster so good job either way
#23 - I choose to make a U-turn 01/04/2011 on You're Fucked +3
#2 - NNNNiiiiicccceeee  [+] (6 new replies) 01/04/2011 on Reaction Guys 3 +1
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User avatar #6 - outerspaceshark (01/04/2011) [-]
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#11 - doggiehunt (01/05/2011) [-]
where is this from
User avatar #7 - Fatboybadboy (01/04/2011) [-]
what... is this?...
User avatar #8 - outerspaceshark (01/04/2011) [-]
i think i just ruined someone's innocence
#9 - GIJorge (01/04/2011) [-]

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