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#28 - Okay here is a tip for nurgle marines.... You don't fight n…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/26/2011 on The Future According to Films 0
User avatar #29 - anonpool (08/26/2011) [-]
thanks I will probably be getting necron or tau then.
User avatar #31 - HeavyPerscription (08/26/2011) [-]
For necrons, I would suggest two necron lords with resurrection orbs, and split your main infantry into two seperate sides of your field. If you can get three monoliths. Stock up on fast moving melee units to tie up heavier weapons the enemy has, (I think scarabs can tie up tanks)

Tau, fire warriors have a wopping 30 inch range gun, kroot can infiltrate, but only use them for objective based missions. Your suits are very very awesome, but if you squad them, give the entire squad a focus instead of balancing weapon types (lot's of shots, heavy fire power, tank hunters, ect...).
Don't bother with ethereals, and give your fire warrior sergeants bonding knives. Also, because there are no real melee troops for tau (aside from brittle kroot) try and have a gun that can pin enemies in every squad.
User avatar #37 - bjams (08/26/2011) [-]
Lol, wat the fuck am I reading?
User avatar #38 - HeavyPerscription (08/26/2011) [-]
Nerdspeak, only level 34 geeklies can learn it from their nearest hobby store.
User avatar #40 - bjams (08/26/2011) [-]
What? bjams is evolving!?

Congratulations! Your bjams is now a level 34 geekly.

Now what is this game?
User avatar #61 - anonpool (08/27/2011) [-]
WHAT? you don't know what warhammer 40k is? that's just aweful
#25 - Depends on you're preferred play style, I picked an army for l…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/26/2011 on The Future According to Films 0
User avatar #26 - anonpool (08/26/2011) [-]
not really also need tips to win against nurgle marines.
User avatar #28 - HeavyPerscription (08/26/2011) [-]
Okay here is a tip for nurgle marines....
You don't fight nurgle marines or anything nurgle XD... otherwise, try template weapons, like the plasma cannon (or similar) something with high strength and template. Auto-hits easier to wound.

Tau = You keep your troops stationary and shoot with your superior firearms STAY OUT OF CQC!!
Necrons = Advance on the enemy with your basic troops, but stay at a range, lock up their annoying shooty units with scarabs or something that deepstrikes
Tyranids = Warrior squads, all equipped with barbed stranglers, swarm you're enemy with lesser units and load up on carnifexes (they won't know what to shoot)
Dark Eldar = I don't know much about their new codex, but they are Emperor-like in melee combat, but really fragile
Hope that helps!

User avatar #29 - anonpool (08/26/2011) [-]
thanks I will probably be getting necron or tau then.
User avatar #31 - HeavyPerscription (08/26/2011) [-]
For necrons, I would suggest two necron lords with resurrection orbs, and split your main infantry into two seperate sides of your field. If you can get three monoliths. Stock up on fast moving melee units to tie up heavier weapons the enemy has, (I think scarabs can tie up tanks)

Tau, fire warriors have a wopping 30 inch range gun, kroot can infiltrate, but only use them for objective based missions. Your suits are very very awesome, but if you squad them, give the entire squad a focus instead of balancing weapon types (lot's of shots, heavy fire power, tank hunters, ect...).
Don't bother with ethereals, and give your fire warrior sergeants bonding knives. Also, because there are no real melee troops for tau (aside from brittle kroot) try and have a gun that can pin enemies in every squad.
User avatar #37 - bjams (08/26/2011) [-]
Lol, wat the fuck am I reading?
User avatar #38 - HeavyPerscription (08/26/2011) [-]
Nerdspeak, only level 34 geeklies can learn it from their nearest hobby store.
User avatar #40 - bjams (08/26/2011) [-]
What? bjams is evolving!?

Congratulations! Your bjams is now a level 34 geekly.

Now what is this game?
User avatar #61 - anonpool (08/27/2011) [-]
WHAT? you don't know what warhammer 40k is? that's just aweful
#9 - I made a parasite named "rape" once.... rape killed everone. 08/26/2011 on Pandemic +5
#21 - I love you, I was just about to say this.... (what army do …  [+] (10 new replies) 08/26/2011 on The Future According to Films 0
User avatar #24 - anonpool (08/26/2011) [-]
saving up for necron, tau, tyranids, or dark eldar can't decide which though.
User avatar #25 - HeavyPerscription (08/26/2011) [-]
Depends on you're preferred play style, I picked an army for looks once, worst 300$ spent....
Do you know about each of the play styles for those races?
User avatar #26 - anonpool (08/26/2011) [-]
not really also need tips to win against nurgle marines.
User avatar #28 - HeavyPerscription (08/26/2011) [-]
Okay here is a tip for nurgle marines....
You don't fight nurgle marines or anything nurgle XD... otherwise, try template weapons, like the plasma cannon (or similar) something with high strength and template. Auto-hits easier to wound.

Tau = You keep your troops stationary and shoot with your superior firearms STAY OUT OF CQC!!
Necrons = Advance on the enemy with your basic troops, but stay at a range, lock up their annoying shooty units with scarabs or something that deepstrikes
Tyranids = Warrior squads, all equipped with barbed stranglers, swarm you're enemy with lesser units and load up on carnifexes (they won't know what to shoot)
Dark Eldar = I don't know much about their new codex, but they are Emperor-like in melee combat, but really fragile
Hope that helps!

User avatar #29 - anonpool (08/26/2011) [-]
thanks I will probably be getting necron or tau then.
User avatar #31 - HeavyPerscription (08/26/2011) [-]
For necrons, I would suggest two necron lords with resurrection orbs, and split your main infantry into two seperate sides of your field. If you can get three monoliths. Stock up on fast moving melee units to tie up heavier weapons the enemy has, (I think scarabs can tie up tanks)

Tau, fire warriors have a wopping 30 inch range gun, kroot can infiltrate, but only use them for objective based missions. Your suits are very very awesome, but if you squad them, give the entire squad a focus instead of balancing weapon types (lot's of shots, heavy fire power, tank hunters, ect...).
Don't bother with ethereals, and give your fire warrior sergeants bonding knives. Also, because there are no real melee troops for tau (aside from brittle kroot) try and have a gun that can pin enemies in every squad.
User avatar #37 - bjams (08/26/2011) [-]
Lol, wat the fuck am I reading?
User avatar #38 - HeavyPerscription (08/26/2011) [-]
Nerdspeak, only level 34 geeklies can learn it from their nearest hobby store.
User avatar #40 - bjams (08/26/2011) [-]
What? bjams is evolving!?

Congratulations! Your bjams is now a level 34 geekly.

Now what is this game?
User avatar #61 - anonpool (08/27/2011) [-]
WHAT? you don't know what warhammer 40k is? that's just aweful
#15 - Has anyone noticed a sever increase in tf2 being made fun of s… 08/26/2011 on Halo vs CoD vs TF2 0
#18 - Than you say religion is believing in a(multiple) greater powe… 08/26/2011 on Religious differences. 0
#13 - Some could define a religion as a set of guidelines to live by…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2011 on Religious differences. -1
#17 - anonymous (08/26/2011) [-]
But that like inventing a word for a non-basketball player, A person who plays basketball is and basketball player. And person who practices a Religion is religious. The word itself is an unneeded classification
User avatar #18 - HeavyPerscription (08/26/2011) [-]
Than you say religion is believing in a(multiple) greater power(s)
I was saying if you define religion as a set of guidelines.
#12 - Actually I referring to equality in humility. Its the same … 08/26/2011 on Religious differences. +2
#11 - U mad? 08/26/2011 on Religious differences. +2
#8 - tatoo* sorry...  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2011 on Nyan Cat Meets Metal READ... +1
User avatar #11 - PaddyZilla (08/26/2011) [-]
Tattoo*
Don't worry champ, you'll get there :)
#7 - Anyone else notice his green lantern tatto?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2011 on Nyan Cat Meets Metal READ... +1
User avatar #8 - HeavyPerscription (08/26/2011) [-]
tatoo*
sorry...
User avatar #11 - PaddyZilla (08/26/2011) [-]
Tattoo*
Don't worry champ, you'll get there :)
#19 - I've actually seen this movie, and go figure, my mom walks in … 08/26/2011 on How to feel up a chick LIKE... +2
#2 - If your gonna make fun of something, make fun of ALL of it... …  [+] (10 new replies) 08/26/2011 on Religious differences. +13
#5 - spior (08/26/2011) [-]
Angry because the rest of humanity is stupid.
Arrogant? No, we just want to teach you something.
Intolerant? Because your only argument is "because the bible".
Mean? ^
Stupid? Lol they mad.

<--- couldn't resist.
User avatar #32 - bombastictwo (08/26/2011) [-]
Eh, your not helping atheists...
User avatar #12 - HeavyPerscription (08/26/2011) [-]
Actually I referring to equality in humility.
Its the same thing as when a comedian makes fun of every race, instead of one in particular.
#3 - anonymous (08/26/2011) [-]
ITS RELIGIOUS DIFFERENCES, ATHEISM ISNT A FUCKING RELIGION YOU DUMB CUNT
User avatar #11 - HeavyPerscription (08/26/2011) [-]
U mad?
#8 - anonymous (08/26/2011) [-]
But it is
#10 - slightlystooopid (08/26/2011) [-]
its actually lack of a religion
User avatar #13 - HeavyPerscription (08/26/2011) [-]
Some could define a religion as a set of guidelines to live by. If you use this as your term of religion, that being an atheist would fall under being a religion being though that your only guideline is not to believe in a greater power. :3
#17 - anonymous (08/26/2011) [-]
But that like inventing a word for a non-basketball player, A person who plays basketball is and basketball player. And person who practices a Religion is religious. The word itself is an unneeded classification
User avatar #18 - HeavyPerscription (08/26/2011) [-]
Than you say religion is believing in a(multiple) greater power(s)
I was saying if you define religion as a set of guidelines.
#38 - I jizzed at that sound while thinking of the original Metal Ge… 08/24/2011 on Our children will never... 0
#8 - Air being lighter than water, it rises from water. To do so cr… 08/24/2011 on Awesome Waterbubble Trick +5
#47 - The only space I got on hipster bingo was free space.... awww yeeeah. 08/24/2011 on BIG Stumbleupon Comp 0
#190 - I don't know if anyone answered this yet, but the reason glue … 08/24/2011 on Why? 0
#198 - *Realizes that mistook "Spider Bro" for "Bro Sp… 08/24/2011 on The A to Z of Internet... +17
#189 - *See's he didn't make the letter B * thumb s up anyway,…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2011 on The A to Z of Internet... +4
#197 - anonymous (08/24/2011) [-]
spiderbro- S.
#195 - anonymous (08/24/2011) [-]
Spider Bro...starts with an S
#198 - HeavyPerscription (08/24/2011) [-]
*Realizes that mistook "Spider Bro" for "Bro Spider"

*Leaves comment and accepts red thumbs.
#42 - Its really meant for display, its sharp, but not sturdy. 08/22/2011 on DO WANT COMP 0
#12 - "Wetlands are fabulous..." 08/21/2011 on Bill nye the science guy +1
#13 - I actually have that skull claw blade :3 (about sixth objec…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2011 on DO WANT COMP 0
User avatar #14 - spazmonkey (08/21/2011) [-]
Can it actually cut anything?, it looks plastic...
User avatar #42 - HeavyPerscription (08/22/2011) [-]
Its really meant for display, its sharp, but not sturdy.
#5 - You need a 3d projection of a 4d tesseract next to the shapes … 08/21/2011 on Big Funny Comp OC +1
#5 - Picture 08/21/2011 on Helen Keller Simulator 0
#3 - Yes, and when they thought I was weird.... I made it weirder.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2011 on Pokerface. +2
User avatar #5 - justadude (08/21/2011) [-]
besty hyper combo ever

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#20 - anonymous (08/19/2011) [-]
You will never know who thumbed all your stuff down
User avatar #21 to #25 - HeavyPerscription (08/19/2011) [-]
Aside from people who rage at the thought of the possibility of religion? You're right, I never will. :3c
#19 to #23 - HeavyPerscription (05/05/2011) [-]
um, thank you?
um, thank you?
#17 - utasco (09/18/2010) [-]
haha yes same here :D
haha yes same here :D
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#4 - shouryuken (08/25/2010) [-]
you sir, you did start that.
you sir, you did start that.
User avatar #5 to #4 - HeavyPerscription (08/26/2010) [-]
Total one hundred percent grade A awesome sauce has been poured.
Thank you for the comment!
#6 to #5 - shouryuken (08/26/2010) [-]
think nothing of it! i must thank you for the comment as well!
User avatar #1 - Unholysinner (08/20/2010) [-]
eat a dick
#2 to #1 - HeavyPerscription (08/20/2010) [-]
El Gasp~
From what species my first commenter?
User avatar #3 to #2 - Unholysinner (08/20/2010) [-]
total ****** alien
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