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#5 - >Get a legit MMO so you can play online >Torrent the … 12/31/2010 on lol -1
#29 - Play lacrosse. Get in shape. Get bitches.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/31/2010 on The best invention! 0
#50 - Dudads (12/31/2010) [-]
>play lacross
>get bitches

obvious sarcasm is sarcastic
User avatar #51 - HaxmasterP (12/31/2010) [-]
I pay defense. My job is to beat the shit out of people with a 6ft Vanadium stick. That gets bitches.
#53 - Dudads (12/31/2010) [-]
#52 - Dudads (12/31/2010) [-]
#30 - SilvanOrion (12/31/2010) [-]
take martial arts
get in shape
kick jocks ass
steal his bitch
tell her to fuck off cause I'm taking the hot nerdy girl instead
#27 - And popcorn. **** is so cash on popcorn  [+] (7 new replies) 12/31/2010 on The best invention! +2
User avatar #28 - SilvanOrion (12/31/2010) [-]
I'm trying to get in better shape, so can't do that anymore :(
User avatar #29 - HaxmasterP (12/31/2010) [-]
Play lacrosse. Get in shape. Get bitches.
#50 - Dudads (12/31/2010) [-]
>play lacross
>get bitches

obvious sarcasm is sarcastic
User avatar #51 - HaxmasterP (12/31/2010) [-]
I pay defense. My job is to beat the shit out of people with a 6ft Vanadium stick. That gets bitches.
#53 - Dudads (12/31/2010) [-]
#52 - Dudads (12/31/2010) [-]
#30 - SilvanOrion (12/31/2010) [-]
take martial arts
get in shape
kick jocks ass
steal his bitch
tell her to fuck off cause I'm taking the hot nerdy girl instead
#25 - That dude needs to buy more milk...  [+] (9 new replies) 12/31/2010 on The best invention! +2
User avatar #26 - SilvanOrion (12/31/2010) [-]
Why doesn't he have real butter?
that spray stuff is only good for your vegies
User avatar #27 - HaxmasterP (12/31/2010) [-]
And popcorn. Shit is so cash on popcorn
User avatar #28 - SilvanOrion (12/31/2010) [-]
I'm trying to get in better shape, so can't do that anymore :(
User avatar #29 - HaxmasterP (12/31/2010) [-]
Play lacrosse. Get in shape. Get bitches.
#50 - Dudads (12/31/2010) [-]
>play lacross
>get bitches

obvious sarcasm is sarcastic
User avatar #51 - HaxmasterP (12/31/2010) [-]
I pay defense. My job is to beat the shit out of people with a 6ft Vanadium stick. That gets bitches.
#53 - Dudads (12/31/2010) [-]
#52 - Dudads (12/31/2010) [-]
#30 - SilvanOrion (12/31/2010) [-]
take martial arts
get in shape
kick jocks ass
steal his bitch
tell her to fuck off cause I'm taking the hot nerdy girl instead
#294 - Vegetarians aren't real people. 12/30/2010 on taking racism too far 0
#11 - Then why doesn't he have ****** lips and huge nostrils?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2010 on Haters gonna hate 0
#18 - GIJorge (12/30/2010) [-]
#7 - Actually, in Hinduism, the swatstika is a symbol of good luck.…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/29/2010 on Haters gonna hate +3
#13 - highschoolblows has deleted their comment.
#12 - sirwilliam (12/30/2010) [-]
Check out the big brain on Brad!!!!!
User avatar #8 - GIJorge (12/29/2010) [-]
No, he's a nigger.
User avatar #11 - HaxmasterP (12/30/2010) [-]
Then why doesn't he have nigger lips and huge nostrils?
#18 - GIJorge (12/30/2010) [-]
#9 - BryanHimself has deleted their comment.
#10 - GIJorge (12/30/2010) [-]
#9 - Well, he was a paladin. 12/29/2010 on LEEEERRROOOOYYY... +8
#193 - That shoudn't be a stereotype. Who the **** doesn…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/29/2010 on taking racism too far +43
User avatar #203 - RealRune (12/29/2010) [-]
I don't mind fried chicken in general, but KFC... now that i dislike.
User avatar #205 - BrotherDeath (12/29/2010) [-]
especially after what happened to Foghorn Leghorn
#195 - lnTheDark (12/29/2010) [-]
me.
#197 - anonymous (12/29/2010) [-]
jump off a bridge.
#198 - lnTheDark (12/29/2010) [-]
well, i can't have it cuz it gives me massive diarrhea, ever sinse i was little, so i just assumed that i didnt like it. :(
#208 - romar (12/29/2010) [-]
cool story bro.
User avatar #194 - Tomimize (12/29/2010) [-]
Vegetarians.
User avatar #201 - XTakedownpaladinX (12/29/2010) [-]
Vegetarians meet cannibals.
User avatar #294 - HaxmasterP (12/30/2010) [-]
Vegetarians aren't real people.
#200 - anonymous (12/29/2010) [-]
vegetarians are only vegetarians because they havent eaten Fried Chicken
#344 - All hail the Orange Box! 12/29/2010 on Cool Facts Comp. +2
#3 - Picture 12/29/2010 on Insanity Shark 0
#13 - 16 year olds 12/29/2010 on Who would you date. +1
#5 - Yeah. And Steve is all like, trying to get a....um..student bo…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2010 on Creepers -1
#6 - toadpunter (12/29/2010) [-]
#5 - Oh. I thought it was that her legs are way too fat for her body. 12/29/2010 on WHAT? +1
#3 - I don't always drink my wife But when I do, I beat my beer 12/29/2010 on Dos Equis guy 0
#3 - Holy **** , I'm watching that exact episode right now...  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2010 on Creepers -1
#4 - toadpunter (12/29/2010) [-]
User avatar #5 - HaxmasterP (12/29/2010) [-]
Yeah. And Steve is all like, trying to get a....um..student body president or something...
#6 - toadpunter (12/29/2010) [-]
#8 - damnit! You got me on every one 12/29/2010 on Just A Simple Survey +2
#1 - Picture 12/28/2010 on Fucking retoasts +1
#3 - *You're *Russia *I *weren't *unicycles  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2010 on your fucked -2
#4 - evilcookie (12/29/2010) [-]
#289 - Break them into pieces and **** yourself with the…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2010 on Wat Do 0
User avatar #371 - ripples (01/01/2011) [-]
**ripples rolls 584**

Cover in dog shit
#2 - But that means...YOU REALLY ARE A GAY PERSON! 12/28/2010 on She Wasnt So suprised About... +4
#2 - QWOP: Weight Lifter Edition 12/28/2010 on Interpretive Dance 0
#2 - **** that! where's the quote from? It's bugging t…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2010 on You Laugh you go to Hell 0
User avatar #4 - RandomPosts (12/28/2010) [-]
Probably star wars or some movie with Mech's.
#4 - Indeed, good sir 12/27/2010 on Prepare Your Anus 0
#2 - Comment deleted 12/27/2010 on Prepare Your Anus 0

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#1 - hundredninjas (04/19/2011) [-]
did i just steal still 1st place <(^_^<)
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