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HateMachine

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:12/23/2009
Last Login:12/20/2014
Location:Everywhere
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 5789 total,  6214 ,  425
Comment Thumbs: 782 total,  1061 ,  279
Content Level Progress: 86% (86/100)
Level 157 Content: Faptastic → Level 158 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 178 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 179 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Subscribers:8
Content Views:129697
Times Content Favorited:600 times
Total Comments Made:416
FJ Points:6764
Favorite Tags: lol (14) | game (8) | the (8) | Bear (3) | Just (3) | Lost (3) | You (3) | a (2) | cat (2)
Just a normal guy I guess. Into coding, constructing gadgets, all that good stuff.

latest user's comments

#120 - Notice how when a girl announces themselves on here, everyone …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2010 on Miss FJ does have boobs +6
#408 - MeemerOneFourSeven (03/12/2010) [-]
well more and more girls are making themselves known, so theres less hype about it. At first it was like "oh shit a girl!" but now theres a bunch of girls like "yeahhhhh ima girl :D" so its not that big of a deal
#187 - But edward doesn't have a penis.  [+] (10 new replies) 03/11/2010 on It was disney . . . 0
User avatar #194 - xJakuBx (03/11/2010) [-]
'Cos Disney stole it, shitstain.
User avatar #198 - HateMachine (03/11/2010) [-]
And I'm saying he never had one to steal fucktard.
User avatar #199 - xJakuBx (03/11/2010) [-]
Next time cluster your words more efficiently.
User avatar #205 - HateMachine (03/11/2010) [-]
And what, you're going to hunt me down if I don't?
User avatar #204 - HateMachine (03/11/2010) [-]
And what, your going to hunt me down if I don't?
User avatar #206 - xJakuBx (03/11/2010) [-]
Double post. Must have a mac.
User avatar #207 - HateMachine (03/11/2010) [-]
I don't actually, I've got an XPS M1730, Just shitty internet so it's a fail on my part.
User avatar #209 - xJakuBx (03/11/2010) [-]
Argument over?
User avatar #211 - HateMachine (03/11/2010) [-]
Yep
#191 - darkloveinurheart (03/11/2010) [-]
He never had and never will have one :I
#1 - My carbonation is deeaaadd! Dx 03/11/2010 on batcan 0
#1 - I see what you did there. 03/09/2010 on The Pink Pearl. XD 0
#28 - I did, a lot actually. :s 03/09/2010 on Trust Issues +2
#27 - Story of my life. T.T 03/09/2010 on With Love -1
#1 - Looks like hell's finally frozen over. *drums* 03/06/2010 on Michigan -1
#2 - Yeah, they at least got one thing right though. They circled t…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2010 on i would be pissed -3
#5 - anonymous (03/06/2010) [-]
thats holden fuck 'ed, understand "stralianese"or as i say 'STRINE'
User avatar #8 - xXxPRINCESSxXx (03/06/2010) [-]
What the fuck are you talking bout, dude?? Is that even a sentence?
#152 - Comment deleted 03/05/2010 on Pokemon Junk in the Trunk +1
#15 - It's still there O_O 03/05/2010 on Shutter Island +2
#192 - I'ma Fire'n mah lazar? 03/05/2010 on Worst. Day. Ever. 0
#105 - You have to put a space like 'roll 9'  [+] (5 new replies) 03/05/2010 on Worst. Day. Ever. 0
User avatar #110 - UKDan (03/05/2010) [-]
o right thans *roll 9*
User avatar #114 - UKDan (03/05/2010) [-]
**roll 9**
User avatar #115 - UKDan (03/05/2010) [-]
**roll9**
User avatar #117 - UKDan (03/05/2010) [-]
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU- >:(
User avatar #119 - llcoolz (03/05/2010) [-]
like this but bviously at the beginning of your comment *roll 9*
#72 - My mind. It has been blown. 03/03/2010 on Cool story +2
#526 - *sigh* 03/03/2010 on This Guy 0
#524 - **HateMachine rolls 1** Mine? e_e  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2010 on This Guy 0
User avatar #526 - HateMachine (03/03/2010) [-]
*sigh*
#316 - xD 03/01/2010 on Typical. 0
#13 - **HateMachine rolls 0** maybe one more.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/28/2010 on Do you dare to roll? +6
User avatar #23 - Fabregas (02/28/2010) [-]
**Fabregas rolls 8** Nice win bro
User avatar #19 - MrWitty (02/28/2010) [-]
**MrWitty rolls 9** nice =]
#17 - anonymous (02/28/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 6** you win sir :]
User avatar #16 - Haxx (02/28/2010) [-]
Win!
#10 - **HateMachine rolls 3** Last try  [+] (5 new replies) 02/28/2010 on Do you dare to roll? +2
User avatar #13 - HateMachine (02/28/2010) [-]
**HateMachine rolls 0** maybe one more.
User avatar #23 - Fabregas (02/28/2010) [-]
**Fabregas rolls 8** Nice win bro
User avatar #19 - MrWitty (02/28/2010) [-]
**MrWitty rolls 9** nice =]
#17 - anonymous (02/28/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 6** you win sir :]
User avatar #16 - Haxx (02/28/2010) [-]
Win!
#4 - **HateMachine rolls 6** Hmm e_e 02/28/2010 on Do you dare to roll? +2
#1 - I see what you did there e_e 02/27/2010 on Is your eyesight good? +1
#1671 - **HateMachine rolls 476,732,002** Just out of boredom 02/26/2010 on epic fail guy! 0
#78 - Not like your ***** any better, almost all of tha… 02/25/2010 on Anons true intentions. 0
#36 - Pissed? I really couldn't care less. Honestly, I think this pi… 02/25/2010 on Anons true intentions. -3
#32 - Nobody cares.  [+] (5 new replies) 02/25/2010 on Anons true intentions. -4
User avatar #33 - ChanChan (02/25/2010) [-]
Dude, fuck off. You're just pissed cause all you know how to do is repost and can't actually think of anything funny, let alone have some random guy take your picture and make it to the top page.
#40 - anonymous (02/25/2010) [-]
why do you say he reposted it fucktard? its a different guy that reposted it
User avatar #41 - ChanChan (02/25/2010) [-]
Because I looked at the guys profile and all he has reposted pictures. Dumbass.
User avatar #78 - HateMachine (02/25/2010) [-]
Not like your shits any better, almost all of that is reposted. Also, any picture I upload that gets a negative rating, I delete. So if people didn't like it, it wouldn't be there.
User avatar #36 - HateMachine (02/25/2010) [-]
Pissed? I really couldn't care less. Honestly, I think this picture sucks and shouldn't be on the top, which would be why I didn't thumb it up. I didn't like it then, and I don't like it now. So shut the fuck up, and stop complaining.
#3 - xD 02/24/2010 on Skater Fail 0
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#6 - anonymous (03/23/2012) [-]
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE YOUR TEAM WON TRAVERSE CITY.
User avatar #9 to #38 - TheOriginalLoser (03/23/2012) [-]
By going defense, which was mine and his idea to begin with, but no. They didn't listen to us and still built around offense... which failed utterly. They resorted to defense again and look it, they won with our idea! Not sure how this is an insult :D
User avatar #8 to #38 - HateMachine (03/23/2012) [-]
Oh, and by the way, they're not "my" team.
I wouldn't want to own such a team, nor do I want to affiliate myself with them


I'd rather go where I'm actually appreciated and not taken advantage of like most of the people there.
#7 to #38 - HateMachine (03/23/2012) [-]
Neat. It's funny because I don't give a single **** :D
Don't dig up old topics, failtroll
#3 - anonymous (01/31/2012) [-]
You wouldn't happen to be on a FRC FIRST robotics team, now would you?
User avatar #4 to #35 - HateMachine (01/31/2012) [-]
Well, I was, but yeah.
#5 to #36 - anonymous (01/31/2012) [-]
what team number?
User avatar #2 - Caligula (08/10/2010) [-]
your drive though comic...FUNNIEST THING EVER
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