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HateMachine

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:12/23/2009
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:Everywhere
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Just a normal guy I guess. Into coding, constructing gadgets, all that good stuff.

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#1 - I used to be a dick and hit the very corner. Good times.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/24/2010 on Four Square +1
User avatar #3 - sephsight (03/24/2010) [-]
It's all about the cherry bombs!
User avatar #4 - snorlaxkid (03/24/2010) [-]
I used to make my own sound effects for cherry bombs... I dunno why...
User avatar #5 - sephsight (03/24/2010) [-]
I wish I could remember all the little bs rules everyone made up. I just know you were the shit if you could the 4th square lol
User avatar #6 - snorlaxkid (03/24/2010) [-]
I just played where if you didn't return it by the second bounce, or tossed it out of the four squares without it bouncing, you were out. >.> And everyone moved up.
#376 - Not anymore 03/22/2010 on CROCOSHARK +1
#4 - OH JESUS. KILL IT WITH FIRE 03/21/2010 on Goliath spider 0
#2 - Nice avatar. 03/21/2010 on Kutner +1
#2 - All I can see is pedobear saying "Do not want" 03/21/2010 on True Comparison 0
#1 - Jesus. *passes out* 03/21/2010 on your life will never be... 0
#311 - But, hell, what do I know 03/21/2010 on In A Nutshell +5
#310 - I don't really think Ben 10 should be on there. Watched it onc…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2010 on In A Nutshell +3
User avatar #311 - HateMachine (03/21/2010) [-]
But, hell, what do I know
#382 - The game.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/15/2010 on actually funny +1
#425 - anonymous (03/15/2010) [-]
Shut up you know I suck a monopoly!
User avatar #397 - ohotdamn (03/15/2010) [-]
i hate u
#388 - WolfInShadows (03/15/2010) [-]
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU
#35 - Oh god why?! 03/15/2010 on WHY? 0
#3 - Alt+F4 FTW, Just sayin >.> 03/15/2010 on epic porn hide 0
#43 - Ahahaha, FAIL xD 03/15/2010 on Amazing Bike Skills 0
#1 - Oh god. 03/14/2010 on Vagina Can 0
#29 - Emo faggots need a haircut and an ass-kicking if you ask me. 03/13/2010 on the first -1
#54 - Brilliant >:D 03/13/2010 on How to ruin someone's life 0
#2 - Yeah I kn- 03/12/2010 on Is That A Sni- 0
#70 - Successful troll is successful.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2010 on Anon Sammich +6
#263 - averagebanana has deleted their comment.
#84 - Why, thanks. 03/11/2010 on Surprise: Nutshot! 0
#185 - KILL IT WITH FIRE 03/11/2010 on Gawd Damn -1
#82 - *cringe*  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2010 on Surprise: Nutshot! +1
#83 - MrSquiggly (03/11/2010) [-]
your avatar goes so well with that
User avatar #84 - HateMachine (03/11/2010) [-]
Why, thanks.
#211 - Yep 03/11/2010 on It was disney . . . 0
#207 - I don't actually, I've got an XPS M1730, Just ****** …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2010 on It was disney . . . 0
User avatar #209 - xJakuBx (03/11/2010) [-]
Argument over?
User avatar #211 - HateMachine (03/11/2010) [-]
Yep
#205 - And what, you're going to hunt me down if I don't? 03/11/2010 on It was disney . . . 0
#204 - And what, your going to hunt me down if I don't?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/11/2010 on It was disney . . . 0
User avatar #206 - xJakuBx (03/11/2010) [-]
Double post. Must have a mac.
User avatar #207 - HateMachine (03/11/2010) [-]
I don't actually, I've got an XPS M1730, Just shitty internet so it's a fail on my part.
User avatar #209 - xJakuBx (03/11/2010) [-]
Argument over?
User avatar #211 - HateMachine (03/11/2010) [-]
Yep
#198 - And I'm saying he never had one to steal ******** .  [+] (7 new replies) 03/11/2010 on It was disney . . . 0
User avatar #199 - xJakuBx (03/11/2010) [-]
Next time cluster your words more efficiently.
User avatar #205 - HateMachine (03/11/2010) [-]
And what, you're going to hunt me down if I don't?
User avatar #204 - HateMachine (03/11/2010) [-]
And what, your going to hunt me down if I don't?
User avatar #206 - xJakuBx (03/11/2010) [-]
Double post. Must have a mac.
User avatar #207 - HateMachine (03/11/2010) [-]
I don't actually, I've got an XPS M1730, Just shitty internet so it's a fail on my part.
User avatar #209 - xJakuBx (03/11/2010) [-]
Argument over?
User avatar #211 - HateMachine (03/11/2010) [-]
Yep
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#6 - anonymous (03/23/2012) [-]
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE YOUR TEAM WON TRAVERSE CITY.
User avatar #9 to #38 - TheOriginalLoser (03/23/2012) [-]
By going defense, which was mine and his idea to begin with, but no. They didn't listen to us and still built around offense... which failed utterly. They resorted to defense again and look it, they won with our idea! Not sure how this is an insult :D
User avatar #8 to #38 - HateMachine (03/23/2012) [-]
Oh, and by the way, they're not "my" team.
I wouldn't want to own such a team, nor do I want to affiliate myself with them


I'd rather go where I'm actually appreciated and not taken advantage of like most of the people there.
#7 to #38 - HateMachine (03/23/2012) [-]
Neat. It's funny because I don't give a single **** :D
Don't dig up old topics, failtroll
#3 - anonymous (01/31/2012) [-]
You wouldn't happen to be on a FRC FIRST robotics team, now would you?
User avatar #4 to #35 - HateMachine (01/31/2012) [-]
Well, I was, but yeah.
#5 to #36 - anonymous (01/31/2012) [-]
what team number?
User avatar #2 - Caligula (08/10/2010) [-]
your drive though comic...FUNNIEST THING EVER
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