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HateMachine    

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:12/23/2009
Last Login:7/12/2014
Location:Everywhere
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Just a normal guy I guess. Into coding, constructing gadgets, all that good stuff.

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#2 - Newfag? I've been here since before the site was green (I've h…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/16/2010 on Rape 0
User avatar #3 - Voice (04/16/2010) [-]
Newfag.
User avatar #4 - HateMachine (04/16/2010) [-]
Oh yeah? and how long have you been here?
User avatar #6 - Voice (04/16/2010) [-]
I've been here since it was orange, and I was here on the day that the insanity test was first uploaded. When it used to be like www.funnypart.com it was way better than the 4chan wannabe it is today.
User avatar #7 - HateMachine (04/16/2010) [-]
Well why don't you go back to 4chan then if it's so much better.
User avatar #8 - Voice (04/16/2010) [-]
I do. I only come here to watch this place fail harder every day.
#10 - juraji (04/16/2010) [-]
lol indie cred arguments amuse me!
User avatar #9 - HateMachine (04/16/2010) [-]
And yet you still come back and give it traffic. How ironic.
User avatar #11 - Voice (04/16/2010) [-]
I don't care if it dies or lives. It's the quality of the content that keeps getting worse that makes me want to watch. Not the website dying, although that would be funny as hell.
User avatar #12 - HateMachine (04/16/2010) [-]
Whatever, you're not even worth the continuation of this arguement. I'm going to bed.
User avatar #13 - Voice (04/16/2010) [-]
Lol your opinion of FJ is pretentious.
#897 - Looks like it was super effective.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2010 on Fight Scene Accident 0
#917 - anonymous (04/14/2010) [-]
Haha Major Pwnage.
#6 - Time for me to get the glowsticks! 04/13/2010 on Thumb Rave +14
#4568 - I like parties :D 04/13/2010 on I am a turtle +8
#1 - OH GOD 04/11/2010 on is that! +1
#1 - Hah xD 04/11/2010 on Hitler LOL -1
#21 - Totally got it in the face o_o 04/10/2010 on Om Nom Nom Cameleon 0
#17313 - **HateMachine rolls 582,912,154** **** No. 04/10/2010 on Vote or not 0
#14243 - **HateMachine rolls 449,132,871** No. 04/09/2010 on Vote or not +1
#14222 - **HateMachine rolls 457,701,168** No. 04/09/2010 on Vote or not 0
#14191 - **HateMachine rolls 843,334,068** No. 04/09/2010 on Vote or not +1
#14134 - **HateMachine rolls 275,233,653** **** no. 04/09/2010 on Vote or not 0
#28 - Thumb party you say? :D  [+] (3 new replies) 04/08/2010 on Anyone Ever Played This? +7
User avatar #30 - Liechtenstein (04/08/2010) [-]
YEAHHHH
User avatar #35 - THEMIGHTYTRAMP (04/08/2010) [-]
FUCK YEAH
User avatar #51 - demonbunny (04/08/2010) [-]
I'm up for it.
#30 - Oh..I see what you did thar. e_e 04/06/2010 on tricky +1
#6 - lol xD 03/26/2010 on For all you Pokemon lovers.... 0
#138 - Sure it's bad that some people can't get healthcare, but we sh…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2010 on Health Care Political Comic 0
#141 - hannibalbathory has deleted their comment.
#66 - Or you could just sacrifice yourself, I'm sure that would be m…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2010 on Dr Who +1
User avatar #68 - epicdave (03/24/2010) [-]
killer comeback buddy im defo not coming back from that beast
#64 - Gtfo, troll.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/24/2010 on Dr Who +1
User avatar #65 - epicdave (03/24/2010) [-]
lol can you do me favor and sacrifice your self to the god of dumbasses he needs one virgin a day
User avatar #66 - HateMachine (03/24/2010) [-]
Or you could just sacrifice yourself, I'm sure that would be more than enough.
User avatar #68 - epicdave (03/24/2010) [-]
killer comeback buddy im defo not coming back from that beast
#62 - Your mother sucks major ass.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/24/2010 on Dr Who -2
User avatar #63 - epicdave (03/24/2010) [-]
i fuck your mothers major ass.
THE GAME
User avatar #64 - HateMachine (03/24/2010) [-]
Gtfo, troll.
User avatar #65 - epicdave (03/24/2010) [-]
lol can you do me favor and sacrifice your self to the god of dumbasses he needs one virgin a day
User avatar #66 - HateMachine (03/24/2010) [-]
Or you could just sacrifice yourself, I'm sure that would be more than enough.
User avatar #68 - epicdave (03/24/2010) [-]
killer comeback buddy im defo not coming back from that beast
#57 - If he lost it, then got it back, it would be the re-tardis. 03/24/2010 on Dr Who +4
#3971 - **HateMachine rolls 99** last one for now 03/24/2010 on Zombie Junk 0
#3963 - xD 03/24/2010 on Zombie Junk 0
#3953 - **HateMachine rolls 60** Meh 03/24/2010 on Zombie Junk 0
#3918 - **HateMachine rolls 41** 55 get? 03/24/2010 on Zombie Junk 0
#1 - O_O  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2010 on MOAR 0
User avatar #2 - Gastly (03/24/2010) [-]
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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#6 - anonymous (03/23/2012) [-]
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE YOUR TEAM WON TRAVERSE CITY.
User avatar #9 to #38 - TheOriginalLoser (03/23/2012) [-]
By going defense, which was mine and his idea to begin with, but no. They didn't listen to us and still built around offense... which failed utterly. They resorted to defense again and look it, they won with our idea! Not sure how this is an insult :D
User avatar #8 to #38 - HateMachine (03/23/2012) [-]
Oh, and by the way, they're not "my" team.
I wouldn't want to own such a team, nor do I want to affiliate myself with them


I'd rather go where I'm actually appreciated and not taken advantage of like most of the people there.
#7 to #38 - HateMachine (03/23/2012) [-]
Neat. It's funny because I don't give a single **** :D
Don't dig up old topics, failtroll
#3 - anonymous (01/31/2012) [-]
You wouldn't happen to be on a FRC FIRST robotics team, now would you?
User avatar #4 to #35 - HateMachine (01/31/2012) [-]
Well, I was, but yeah.
#5 to #36 - anonymous (01/31/2012) [-]
what team number?
User avatar #2 - Caligula (08/10/2010) [-]
your drive though comic...FUNNIEST THING EVER
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