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HateMachine    

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:12/23/2009
Last Login:7/12/2014
Location:Everywhere
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Just a normal guy I guess. Into coding, constructing gadgets, all that good stuff.

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#16 - The last one looks like some sort of zerg e_e 06/25/2010 on Orly around the world +4
#1839 - Honestly, it's gotten to the point were if a person is well kn… 06/21/2010 on Goodbye FJ +1
#1828 - It's rare for me to find anything funny on this site nowadays.  [+] (9 new replies) 06/21/2010 on Goodbye FJ +1
#1832 - anonymous (06/21/2010) [-]
indeed... what has this site come to?
#1831 - Hiland (06/21/2010) [-]
agreed
User avatar #1839 - HateMachine (06/21/2010) [-]
Honestly, it's gotten to the point were if a person is well known and posts something, it's instant front page and deemed "funny" while all it was, was a shitty pun or story. People still claim the hate for justin beiber and twilight, but if they hate them so much and want them dead, then why do they keep posting pictures about them? Besides, thats only feeding the trolls if you put it in perspective.
#1835 - anonymous (06/21/2010) [-]
we should all leave
#1847 - Hiland (06/21/2010) [-]
to addicting ive been going to this site for three years its a bitch to break a habit like that but you can try if u want
#1854 - anonymous (06/21/2010) [-]
may i interest you in [url deleted] maybe help you break the habit. or if you have ipod touch buy warfare inc. addicting.

-DaJollyRoger
#1862 - Hiland (06/21/2010) [-]
nah i figure ill go down with this site just like a a loyal soldier who wont leave his squad even if he had the choice to leave. Ill be here until the site closes.

#1861 - anonymous (06/21/2010) [-]
i can has cheezburger . com was the site
#1866 - anonymous (06/21/2010) [-]
continue this thread on latest post
#4 - I didn't get it from his account, or else the posting system w… 06/21/2010 on Teddy -1
#2564 - yes to all, and agnostic e_e 06/19/2010 on close, if not right 0
#50 - Obvious troll is obvious.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/19/2010 on Lazy Kitten +1
#51 - NaziYahtzee (05/19/2010) [-]
*struggles to think of decent comeback*
User avatar #60 - catsbluevideo (05/19/2010) [-]
Fails...hard.
#112 - anonymous (05/19/2010) [-]
and he ends up sucking dick at his failure
#369 - NaziYahtzee (05/20/2010) [-]
Shut up anonymous I'm a girl.
#47 - Well, that's irrelevant.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/19/2010 on Lazy Kitten 0
#49 - NaziYahtzee (05/19/2010) [-]
So is your face.
User avatar #50 - HateMachine (05/19/2010) [-]
Obvious troll is obvious.
#51 - NaziYahtzee (05/19/2010) [-]
*struggles to think of decent comeback*
User avatar #60 - catsbluevideo (05/19/2010) [-]
Fails...hard.
#112 - anonymous (05/19/2010) [-]
and he ends up sucking dick at his failure
#369 - NaziYahtzee (05/20/2010) [-]
Shut up anonymous I'm a girl.
#153 - Fail. 05/13/2010 on ninja llama attack! -1
#111 - Must*  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2010 on My bitch ex gf 2 -2
#112 - Failsaur (05/12/2010) [-]
lol. fail on my part.
#28 - This has been my phone wallpaper for at least 2 months. I didn… 05/09/2010 on Simple Pokemon +8
#10 - D: 05/06/2010 on Vader's Droid 0
#121 - 0 is neither positive nor negative lol  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2010 on 42 Divided by Zero 0
#123 - iwinthegame (05/06/2010) [-]
exactly!!!
#48 - I feel accomplished 05/05/2010 on Charging My Laser +1
#45 - My first thought was starcraft xD  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2010 on Charging My Laser +1
User avatar #47 - cruzz (05/05/2010) [-]
THAT'S IT!

Thank you good sir!
User avatar #48 - HateMachine (05/05/2010) [-]
I feel accomplished
#44 - Oh look, a nin-  [+] (3 new replies) 05/05/2010 on Charging My Laser +2
User avatar #50 - BNZ (05/05/2010) [-]
where? i dont se-
User avatar #56 - TurkeyCupcake (05/05/2010) [-]
Hey, isn't that Kwanza g-
User avatar #64 - Silverbaron (05/05/2010) [-]
Man You guys are id-
#4 - I will because god doesnt exist 05/05/2010 on Jesus 0
#133 - The wall candy? 05/04/2010 on As A Kid 0
#2 - Guess what? Nobody gives a **** . 05/03/2010 on Jesus 0
#3 - Indeed I am. 04/24/2010 on AH! my optics, it can never... +10
#1 - My friends did that once xD  [+] (3 new replies) 04/24/2010 on AH! my optics, it can never... +13
#4 - ImTheBoss has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2 - WizardOfTheLawl (04/24/2010) [-]
I see by your avatar what you are still having traumatic nightmares about it
User avatar #3 - HateMachine (04/24/2010) [-]
Indeed I am.
#2 - "Bitch, don't make me grab the slippers." 04/22/2010 on Kick ass slippers. +1
#12 - Whatever, you're not even worth the continuation of this argue…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2010 on Rape 0
User avatar #13 - Voice (04/16/2010) [-]
Lol your opinion of FJ is pretentious.
#9 - And yet you still come back and give it traffic. How ironic.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2010 on Rape 0
User avatar #11 - Voice (04/16/2010) [-]
I don't care if it dies or lives. It's the quality of the content that keeps getting worse that makes me want to watch. Not the website dying, although that would be funny as hell.
User avatar #12 - HateMachine (04/16/2010) [-]
Whatever, you're not even worth the continuation of this arguement. I'm going to bed.
User avatar #13 - Voice (04/16/2010) [-]
Lol your opinion of FJ is pretentious.
#7 - Well why don't you go back to 4chan then if it's so much better.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/16/2010 on Rape 0
User avatar #8 - Voice (04/16/2010) [-]
I do. I only come here to watch this place fail harder every day.
#10 - juraji (04/16/2010) [-]
lol indie cred arguments amuse me!
User avatar #9 - HateMachine (04/16/2010) [-]
And yet you still come back and give it traffic. How ironic.
User avatar #11 - Voice (04/16/2010) [-]
I don't care if it dies or lives. It's the quality of the content that keeps getting worse that makes me want to watch. Not the website dying, although that would be funny as hell.
User avatar #12 - HateMachine (04/16/2010) [-]
Whatever, you're not even worth the continuation of this arguement. I'm going to bed.
User avatar #13 - Voice (04/16/2010) [-]
Lol your opinion of FJ is pretentious.
#4 - Oh yeah? and how long have you been here?  [+] (8 new replies) 04/16/2010 on Rape 0
User avatar #6 - Voice (04/16/2010) [-]
I've been here since it was orange, and I was here on the day that the insanity test was first uploaded. When it used to be like www.funnypart.com it was way better than the 4chan wannabe it is today.
User avatar #7 - HateMachine (04/16/2010) [-]
Well why don't you go back to 4chan then if it's so much better.
User avatar #8 - Voice (04/16/2010) [-]
I do. I only come here to watch this place fail harder every day.
#10 - juraji (04/16/2010) [-]
lol indie cred arguments amuse me!
User avatar #9 - HateMachine (04/16/2010) [-]
And yet you still come back and give it traffic. How ironic.
User avatar #11 - Voice (04/16/2010) [-]
I don't care if it dies or lives. It's the quality of the content that keeps getting worse that makes me want to watch. Not the website dying, although that would be funny as hell.
User avatar #12 - HateMachine (04/16/2010) [-]
Whatever, you're not even worth the continuation of this arguement. I'm going to bed.
User avatar #13 - Voice (04/16/2010) [-]
Lol your opinion of FJ is pretentious.
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#6 - anonymous (03/23/2012) [-]
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE YOUR TEAM WON TRAVERSE CITY.
User avatar #9 to #38 - TheOriginalLoser (03/23/2012) [-]
By going defense, which was mine and his idea to begin with, but no. They didn't listen to us and still built around offense... which failed utterly. They resorted to defense again and look it, they won with our idea! Not sure how this is an insult :D
User avatar #8 to #38 - HateMachine (03/23/2012) [-]
Oh, and by the way, they're not "my" team.
I wouldn't want to own such a team, nor do I want to affiliate myself with them


I'd rather go where I'm actually appreciated and not taken advantage of like most of the people there.
#7 to #38 - HateMachine (03/23/2012) [-]
Neat. It's funny because I don't give a single **** :D
Don't dig up old topics, failtroll
#3 - anonymous (01/31/2012) [-]
You wouldn't happen to be on a FRC FIRST robotics team, now would you?
User avatar #4 to #35 - HateMachine (01/31/2012) [-]
Well, I was, but yeah.
#5 to #36 - anonymous (01/31/2012) [-]
what team number?
User avatar #2 - Caligula (08/10/2010) [-]
your drive though comic...FUNNIEST THING EVER
#1 - bnnyhatesu Comment deleted by HateMachine [-]
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