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HateMachine

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:12/23/2009
Last Login:7/04/2015
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Just a normal guy I guess

latest user's comments

#354 - Mother. Lolwut? 12/13/2010 on Leave what word you got in... +2
#79 - I personally don't see what the big deal is. 12/05/2010 on Pokokomo Truth 0
#145 - Lol 12/03/2010 on Seriously worth the entire... +1
#355 - Eurofag is mad.  [+] (14 new replies) 11/08/2010 on lol check description +1
User avatar #359 - KazahkRussian (11/08/2010) [-]
I'm even mad :P
#365 - John Cena (11/08/2010) [-]
If it wasn't for us you'd all be speaking German right now.
User avatar #373 - KazahkRussian (11/08/2010) [-]
ok, that makes me a little mad. That America thinks it "WON" WWII

You came in at the last second, dropped a bomb that a GERMAN thought up the idea of, and helped someone that didn't really need help. I mean, sure you made the fight a little shorter, but um, yeaaaaah. Not really.

Believe me, if the whole communist conspiracy didn't set in, you'd all be speaking Russian
#399 - EZBakeFourthAcct (11/08/2010) [-]
the european front did need help desperatly. Britain could repel the nazis from their island, but could not attack without the help of canadians and americans. they won in north africa because of american shermans, and kept japan from anal bum covering russia, which would have caused the russians (who won the war in the european front) to have to divert troops to there, resulting in defeat all around. however, it took the combined efforts of all, which is why they were the allied powers not team america or russia or britain. and just as an addition, im an american and i speak russian as well :D
User avatar #406 - KazahkRussian (11/08/2010) [-]
I don't think that Europe needed it that desperately BTW

and I agree almost fully. I'm only Flaming America because they flame first.
It was combined effort, but Russia was already on the verge of winning.

But alas, no history is true history. Guess I need a time machine :P

At least I have the decency to not thumb every comment that states something good about America down. I lost about half the thumbs I gained after making comments people love. Trust me, I don't get very many thumbs down.
#418 - EZBakeFourthAcct (11/08/2010) [-]
if there were no worries on the western front germany and italy could have focused on russia, which would have made that a two front war, which is the reason germany lost. russia was on the verge of losing with stalingrad and leningrad, and with no pressure on germany they couldve come back next year with winter clothes. and yes history is written by the victors. if the axis had won hitler would say its because the jews were inferior, and mussolini would probably praise chicken parmesan or something. i do not thumb down often, unless its obvious trolling like the comment way below. i myself almost got banned with -180 thumbs for saying i didnt like dsend.
User avatar #451 - KazahkRussian (11/08/2010) [-]
Haha. Nice story ^_^
#396 - John Cena (11/08/2010) [-]
Trust me the only advantage the Russians had or ever will have is its number of people.
User avatar #402 - KazahkRussian (11/08/2010) [-]
How many times can you say Russia has lost?

I agree though, I can't say many times America has lost either.
#401 - EZBakeFourthAcct (11/08/2010) [-]
still an advantage though. a very important one
#417 - John Cena (11/08/2010) [-]
Not if they're in a depression with no money.
#424 - EZBakeFourthAcct (11/08/2010) [-]
lol they didnt need money. they literally sent unarmed people as bullet sponges into machine guns so that the one in three with rifles could attack them. thats how many men they had. they also had revolutionary tank designs with their sloped armor, and they made a few brilliant encircling moves. plus it was too fucking cold in russia for anyone to get far
#453 - JesterHead (11/08/2010) [-]
RABBLE!
RABBLE!RABBLE!RABBLE!RABBLE!RABBLE!RABBLE!RABBLE!RABBLE!RABBLE!RABBLE!RA BBLE!RABBLE!RABBLE!RABBLE!RABBLE!RABBLE!
#461 - EZBakeFourthAcct (11/08/2010) [-]
now point them at a machinegun
????
victory
#344 - We beat you in the revolution. Umad? 11/08/2010 on lol check description +2
#2 - ...What the **** did I just watch? 10/03/2010 on its only a game 0
#1 - Picture 10/02/2010 on TheOriginalLoser's profile 0
#265 - The final countdown is now playing in your head :D  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2010 on mario stole my girl -2
User avatar #296 - Razziel (09/28/2010) [-]
epic avatar...
#283 - hubbard (09/28/2010) [-]
i sung it out loud
#684 - A pillow. **** just got real. 09/10/2010 on ZOMBIE WEAPON 0
#141 - My all-stars..Feels bad man. 09/10/2010 on ZOMBIE WEAPON +2
#68 - Picture 09/09/2010 on INTERESTING FACTS 2 +2
#291 - **HateMachine rolls 387,700** Cmon, get. 09/07/2010 on 10,000 Subs +1
#18 - Lol, she was definitely a girl. 09/04/2010 on A wild girlfiend has appear -1
#14 - I have, but she wasn't retarded. When I laid out the facts and…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/31/2010 on A wild girlfiend has appear 0
#17 - Desdenne (09/04/2010) [-]
Dude that wasnt a Nidorina bro. That was a geodude
User avatar #18 - HateMachine (09/04/2010) [-]
Lol, she was definitely a girl.
#7 - Use logic. It gets them every time.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/30/2010 on A wild girlfiend has appear 0
#9 - Desdenne (08/31/2010) [-]
No sir. no it does not. You obviously have never had a girlfriend
User avatar #14 - HateMachine (08/31/2010) [-]
I have, but she wasn't retarded. When I laid out the facts and pointed out every reason why exactly she was wrong, she couldn't find a valid excuse.
#17 - Desdenne (09/04/2010) [-]
Dude that wasnt a Nidorina bro. That was a geodude
User avatar #18 - HateMachine (09/04/2010) [-]
Lol, she was definitely a girl.
#1158 - Comment deleted  [+] (7 new replies) 08/30/2010 on call to arms from B +3
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#1194 - John Cena Comment deleted by HateMachine
#36 - **** zerglings.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2010 on Zerg Rushed +1
User avatar #43 - TheBedBug (08/27/2010) [-]
ya know what?
<that thing bitch!
#79 - The halo SMG...Jesus. 08/19/2010 on 10 things u want bad +1
#52 - Damn  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2010 on LOL HITLER +12
#84 - Jameshaich (08/19/2010) [-]
hey look...meinen grandpapa
#1 - JC Phone home.. 08/18/2010 on JESUS WAS PHONE 0
#426 - That, or all cats are assholes.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2010 on Creepy pokemon story WORTH... +3
User avatar #429 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (08/15/2010) [-]
lol. I can just imagine after that the cat giving you a troll face
#413 - I was reading this and my cat jumped off of my desk. Scared th…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/15/2010 on Creepy pokemon story WORTH... 0
User avatar #420 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (08/15/2010) [-]
funny, some one said this like an hour ago
"toward the end of readin this my cat jumped on the couch arm behind me and scared the hell outta me "
maybe this story is so scary it scares cats.
User avatar #426 - HateMachine (08/15/2010) [-]
That, or all cats are assholes.
User avatar #429 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (08/15/2010) [-]
lol. I can just imagine after that the cat giving you a troll face
#22 - Feels bad, man. 08/15/2010 on Ya know? 0
#80 - <-- solution 08/13/2010 on Damn Bugs +14
#12 - I looked at the middle for about 2 minutes and now this bug on… 08/11/2010 on acid trip, high quality... +2
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#6 - John Cena (03/23/2012) [-]
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE YOUR TEAM WON TRAVERSE CITY.
User avatar #9 to #38 - TheOriginalLoser (03/23/2012) [-]
By going defense, which was mine and his idea to begin with, but no. They didn't listen to us and still built around offense... which failed utterly. They resorted to defense again and look it, they won with our idea! Not sure how this is an insult :D
User avatar #8 to #38 - HateMachine (03/23/2012) [-]
Oh, and by the way, they're not "my" team.
I wouldn't want to own such a team, nor do I want to affiliate myself with them


I'd rather go where I'm actually appreciated and not taken advantage of like most of the people there.
#7 to #38 - HateMachine (03/23/2012) [-]
Neat. It's funny because I don't give a single **** :D
Don't dig up old topics, failtroll
#3 - John Cena (01/31/2012) [-]
You wouldn't happen to be on a FRC FIRST robotics team, now would you?
User avatar #4 to #35 - HateMachine (01/31/2012) [-]
Well, I was, but yeah.
#5 to #36 - John Cena (01/31/2012) [-]
what team number?
User avatar #2 - Caligula (08/10/2010) [-]
your drive though comic...FUNNIEST THING EVER
#1 - bnnyhatesu Comment deleted by HateMachine [-]
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