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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:12/23/2009
Last Login:10/17/2014
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Just a normal guy I guess. Into coding, constructing gadgets, all that good stuff.

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#12 - Its pretty funny to watch them run around like decapitated chi… 01/30/2012 on Fuck you derpina +2
#4 - Picture 01/30/2012 on My First OC +1
#2 - Wut. 01/30/2012 on Best Friend Rage 0
#3 - Picture 01/06/2012 on FJ Marines 0
#193 - I heard you liek alienwares? 11/29/2011 on FJ Laptop +1
#118 - **HateMachine rolled a random image** Lolwat 11/18/2011 on Pop Rocks +1
#262 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2011 on First day of school +13
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#229 - Picture 06/20/2011 on Give Spongebob a face! +2
#731 - Picture 06/14/2011 on awesome summer day +4
#52 - Picture 06/10/2011 on Learning to exploit school... +1
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#3 - Not really, no.  [+] (7 new replies) 01/10/2011 on black ops win :D 0
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User avatar #5 - HateMachine (01/10/2011) [-]
Xbox
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#1 - Thats the same clan tag as me. e_e  [+] (9 new replies) 01/10/2011 on black ops win :D 0
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User avatar #3 - HateMachine (01/10/2011) [-]
Not really, no.
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User avatar #5 - HateMachine (01/10/2011) [-]
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#26 - ......I'm usually the one with the gun and the plan. 12/21/2010 on School shooting +26
#354 - Mother. Lolwut? 12/13/2010 on Leave what word you got in... +2
#79 - I personally don't see what the big deal is. 12/05/2010 on Pokokomo Truth 0
#145 - Lol 12/03/2010 on Seriously worth the entire... +1
#355 - Eurofag is mad.  [+] (14 new replies) 11/08/2010 on lol check description +1
User avatar #359 - KazahkRussian (11/08/2010) [-]
I'm even mad :P
#365 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/08/2010) [-]
If it wasn't for us you'd all be speaking German right now.
User avatar #373 - KazahkRussian (11/08/2010) [-]
ok, that makes me a little mad. That America thinks it "WON" WWII

You came in at the last second, dropped a bomb that a GERMAN thought up the idea of, and helped someone that didn't really need help. I mean, sure you made the fight a little shorter, but um, yeaaaaah. Not really.

Believe me, if the whole communist conspiracy didn't set in, you'd all be speaking Russian
#399 - EZBakeFourthAcct (11/08/2010) [-]
the european front did need help desperatly. Britain could repel the nazis from their island, but could not attack without the help of canadians and americans. they won in north africa because of american shermans, and kept japan from anal bum covering russia, which would have caused the russians (who won the war in the european front) to have to divert troops to there, resulting in defeat all around. however, it took the combined efforts of all, which is why they were the allied powers not team america or russia or britain. and just as an addition, im an american and i speak russian as well :D
User avatar #406 - KazahkRussian (11/08/2010) [-]
I don't think that Europe needed it that desperately BTW

and I agree almost fully. I'm only Flaming America because they flame first.
It was combined effort, but Russia was already on the verge of winning.

But alas, no history is true history. Guess I need a time machine :P

At least I have the decency to not thumb every comment that states something good about America down. I lost about half the thumbs I gained after making comments people love. Trust me, I don't get very many thumbs down.
#418 - EZBakeFourthAcct (11/08/2010) [-]
if there were no worries on the western front germany and italy could have focused on russia, which would have made that a two front war, which is the reason germany lost. russia was on the verge of losing with stalingrad and leningrad, and with no pressure on germany they couldve come back next year with winter clothes. and yes history is written by the victors. if the axis had won hitler would say its because the jews were inferior, and mussolini would probably praise chicken parmesan or something. i do not thumb down often, unless its obvious trolling like the comment way below. i myself almost got banned with -180 thumbs for saying i didnt like dsend.
User avatar #451 - KazahkRussian (11/08/2010) [-]
Haha. Nice story ^_^
#396 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/08/2010) [-]
Trust me the only advantage the Russians had or ever will have is its number of people.
User avatar #402 - KazahkRussian (11/08/2010) [-]
How many times can you say Russia has lost?

I agree though, I can't say many times America has lost either.
#401 - EZBakeFourthAcct (11/08/2010) [-]
still an advantage though. a very important one
#417 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/08/2010) [-]
Not if they're in a depression with no money.
#424 - EZBakeFourthAcct (11/08/2010) [-]
lol they didnt need money. they literally sent unarmed people as bullet sponges into machine guns so that the one in three with rifles could attack them. thats how many men they had. they also had revolutionary tank designs with their sloped armor, and they made a few brilliant encircling moves. plus it was too fucking cold in russia for anyone to get far
#453 - JesterHead (11/08/2010) [-]
RABBLE!
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#461 - EZBakeFourthAcct (11/08/2010) [-]
now point them at a machinegun
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victory
#344 - We beat you in the revolution. Umad? 11/08/2010 on lol check description +2
#2 - ...What the **** did I just watch? 10/03/2010 on its only a game 0
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#6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/23/2012) [-]
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE YOUR TEAM WON TRAVERSE CITY.
User avatar #9 to #38 - TheOriginalLoser (03/23/2012) [-]
By going defense, which was mine and his idea to begin with, but no. They didn't listen to us and still built around offense... which failed utterly. They resorted to defense again and look it, they won with our idea! Not sure how this is an insult :D
User avatar #8 to #38 - HateMachine (03/23/2012) [-]
Oh, and by the way, they're not "my" team.
I wouldn't want to own such a team, nor do I want to affiliate myself with them


I'd rather go where I'm actually appreciated and not taken advantage of like most of the people there.
#7 to #38 - HateMachine (03/23/2012) [-]
Neat. It's funny because I don't give a single **** :D
Don't dig up old topics, failtroll
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/31/2012) [-]
You wouldn't happen to be on a FRC FIRST robotics team, now would you?
User avatar #4 to #35 - HateMachine (01/31/2012) [-]
Well, I was, but yeah.
#5 to #36 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/31/2012) [-]
what team number?
User avatar #2 - Caligula (08/10/2010) [-]
your drive though comic...FUNNIEST THING EVER
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