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HateMachine

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:12/23/2009
Last Login:3/01/2015
Location:Everywhere
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Comment Ranking:#26223
Highest Content Rank:#1277
Highest Comment Rank:#4676
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Level 157 Content: Faptastic → Level 158 Content: Faptastic
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Total Comments Made:420
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Favorite Tags: lol (14) | game (8) | the (8) | Bear (3) | Just (3) | Lost (3) | You (3) | a (2) | cat (2)
Just a normal guy I guess

latest user's comments

#4 - It may be a stupid question, but I've always wondered, why is …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2010 on its the only thing 0
#6 - BoostyMcDrift (01/03/2010) [-]
his dick took a dump.
#46 - Amazing, simply amazing. I think we should look into this. 01/03/2010 on epic hotel helicopter +1
#156 - The kid sounds like a girl, and looks like a girl. I don't und…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2010 on Justin Beiber +8
#171 - anonymous (01/03/2010) [-]
Because all those ugly, fat 14 year old girls find some sort of delusional sexual pull whenever they see Justin Bieber sing "you're the one I want" or some shit like that.
Also, he has a high voice, so he's just fucked when he hits puberty.
#3 - Nice, an actually decent remake of an old joke. I give this a … 01/03/2010 on Your cat. +3
#21 - It's funny enough to even go as far as to say, it sends me hea…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2010 on FUUUUU- +24
#23 - alilmetalkid (01/03/2010) [-]
i loled
#22 - nzinsmeister (01/03/2010) [-]
i respect the attempt
#1 - Now, finally, something I haven't seen before that's actually funny.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2009 on Mario owns the Death Star +3
#2 - anonymous (01/01/2010) [-]
What are you talking about, this is a re post.
#1 - Well... **** .  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2009 on you are screwed now +21
User avatar #28 - itsagiraffe (01/01/2010) [-]
le fu
#2 - Agreed. 12/31/2009 on Brock Lesnar vs Frank Mir +1
#4 - Comment deleted 12/31/2009 on budweiser +1
#1 - Congratulations, It's funny. 12/31/2009 on PWNED 0
#2 - Where the **** do you think it goes? It's a person you … 12/31/2009 on Girl's Bathroom -3
#1 - Epic, I must say. 12/31/2009 on Undeniable +1
#29 - Anon, you're no fun. 12/31/2009 on Peter +2
#1 - Not that hard to know who this is. Gimme mah cookie. 12/31/2009 on bnnyhatesu's profile 0
#2 - I don't know about everyone else, but I like these. 12/31/2009 on Holy Orb -2
#3 - Agreed. 12/27/2009 on bitch messed with Zohan 0
#4 - Seriously? That was ******* retarded. 12/27/2009 on made me lol -1
#28 - Shes hot and all, but it would help if the guitar was on.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2009 on Guitar Hero, now I'm a fan! +2
#38 - anonymous (12/27/2009) [-]
Win
#2 - The only thing that isn't funny here is you. 12/26/2009 on OMg level 40! +6
#3 - *sigh*  [+] (3 new replies) 12/26/2009 on fucking tree 0
#4 - Tallia (12/26/2009) [-]
face in palm
User avatar #5 - yourociroll (12/26/2009) [-]
*facepalms at your failed attempt to facepalm*
#6 - anonymous (12/27/2009) [-]
*facepalms at the fact in even on here 'facepalming' myself and commenting on it*
#4 - So is your spelling.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2009 on Nothing sorry +1
User avatar #5 - HIMTheSixSixSix (12/26/2009) [-]
Yes I know...I am however very sorry and therefore reply to your reply with proper spelling and hopefully correct grammar
#1 - For the first time in months, I have actually seen something o…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/26/2009 on ICE CREAM! +11
#29 - anonymous (12/27/2009) [-]
ever try prozac?
#11 - MaryJaneBiscuits (12/27/2009) [-]
me2 man. forest brings back proper memories. lol
#1 - Gymnastics:1 Prison:0 12/26/2009 on Free At Last! +5
#2 - Well, a woman is like silverware, all shes ever going to want …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2009 on A Woman's Deck Of Cards 0
#3 - anonymous (01/02/2010) [-]
Lame joke. . .
#1 - Why, yes it is, but its still a pool. Jump in. 12/26/2009 on Pool In A Lake? +1
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#6 - anonymous (03/23/2012) [-]
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE YOUR TEAM WON TRAVERSE CITY.
User avatar #9 to #38 - TheOriginalLoser (03/23/2012) [-]
By going defense, which was mine and his idea to begin with, but no. They didn't listen to us and still built around offense... which failed utterly. They resorted to defense again and look it, they won with our idea! Not sure how this is an insult :D
User avatar #8 to #38 - HateMachine (03/23/2012) [-]
Oh, and by the way, they're not "my" team.
I wouldn't want to own such a team, nor do I want to affiliate myself with them


I'd rather go where I'm actually appreciated and not taken advantage of like most of the people there.
#7 to #38 - HateMachine (03/23/2012) [-]
Neat. It's funny because I don't give a single **** :D
Don't dig up old topics, failtroll
#3 - anonymous (01/31/2012) [-]
You wouldn't happen to be on a FRC FIRST robotics team, now would you?
User avatar #4 to #35 - HateMachine (01/31/2012) [-]
Well, I was, but yeah.
#5 to #36 - anonymous (01/31/2012) [-]
what team number?
User avatar #2 - Caligula (08/10/2010) [-]
your drive though comic...FUNNIEST THING EVER
#1 - bnnyhatesu Comment deleted by HateMachine [-]
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