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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:12/23/2009
Last Login:7/12/2014
Location:Everywhere
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Just a normal guy I guess. Into coding, constructing gadgets, all that good stuff.

latest user's comments

#103 - That's why you do what I do. Lie. Not like they'll ever figure it out. 01/05/2010 on You poor thing 0
#18 - Awesome. 01/05/2010 on Chess +4
#4 - That was the most retarded thing I have read today. 01/04/2010 on Lol Georgian army 0
#1 - Yes, yes they do. 01/04/2010 on mondays suck 0
#1 - Ahah. xD 01/04/2010 on Dad ? +1
#3 - Hah. xD 01/03/2010 on Woman's Rights +2
#3 - That happened because the penny wasn't heads up. Never pick a …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2010 on fuuuuuuuuuuuu 0
#6 - UltraPoseidon (07/14/2010) [-]
the guys head was up
#2 - That's where adoption comes in. 01/03/2010 on Angry baby 0
#3 - Nice, that made me laugh. 01/03/2010 on RAEG TIME 0
#3 - I don't know, but apparently, if you stare long enough, you'll… 01/03/2010 on yea its the kittens +10
#2 - Yeah, really. 01/03/2010 on O RLY! 0
#6 - Man the harpoons!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2010 on how do you explain this... 0
#9 - devout feminist (01/04/2010) [-]
ultamite win
#4 - Psh, who like kittens anyway?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2010 on Kittens -2
#5 - devout feminist (01/04/2010) [-]
Better not let 4chan hear that...
#9 - devout feminist (01/04/2010) [-]
Oh, Ugly, we miss you so.
#2 - That is one beautiful clock up there. 01/03/2010 on I'd totally -4
#1 - Penguin Army vs. Flying Sharks. Discuss.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2010 on Flying Sharks 0
#2 - Taco Mang (01/03/2010) [-]
penguin army has no air forces and little anti air craft weaponry which would leave them vulnerable to air raids by the great whites
#3 - Awesome. 01/03/2010 on I DONT GIVE A FUCK! 0
#2 - Either that or people just on there to dick around. 01/03/2010 on omegle graph 0
#57 - A flamer shoots fire, yes? Then you're killing it with fire. 01/03/2010 on Fallout 3 Dawg 0
#3 - Huh, a pic I actually can't think of a comment for, well, besi… 01/03/2010 on you know you're fucked when. 0
#1 - Ahh, expressions, they make everything better. 01/03/2010 on Mace +10
#1 - Kill it with fire.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/03/2010 on Fallout 3 Dawg +4
#3 - devout feminist (01/03/2010) [-]
that would be a flamer, noob
User avatar #57 - HateMachine (01/03/2010) [-]
A flamer shoots fire, yes? Then you're killing it with fire.
#9 - devout feminist (01/03/2010) [-]
heavy incinerator, NOOB
#33 - devout feminist (01/03/2010) [-]
FIRE LANCE, FAG
#4 - It may be a stupid question, but I've always wondered, why is …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2010 on its the only thing 0
#6 - BoostyMcDrift (01/03/2010) [-]
his dick took a dump.
#46 - Amazing, simply amazing. I think we should look into this. 01/03/2010 on epic hotel helicopter +1
#156 - The kid sounds like a girl, and looks like a girl. I don't und…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2010 on Justin Beiber +8
#171 - devout feminist (01/03/2010) [-]
Because all those ugly, fat 14 year old girls find some sort of delusional sexual pull whenever they see Justin Bieber sing "you're the one I want" or some shit like that.
Also, he has a high voice, so he's just fucked when he hits puberty.
#3 - Nice, an actually decent remake of an old joke. I give this a … 01/03/2010 on Your cat. +3
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#6 - devout feminist (03/23/2012) [-]
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE YOUR TEAM WON TRAVERSE CITY.
User avatar #9 to #38 - TheOriginalLoser (03/23/2012) [-]
By going defense, which was mine and his idea to begin with, but no. They didn't listen to us and still built around offense... which failed utterly. They resorted to defense again and look it, they won with our idea! Not sure how this is an insult :D
User avatar #8 to #38 - HateMachine (03/23/2012) [-]
Oh, and by the way, they're not "my" team.
I wouldn't want to own such a team, nor do I want to affiliate myself with them


I'd rather go where I'm actually appreciated and not taken advantage of like most of the people there.
#7 to #38 - HateMachine (03/23/2012) [-]
Neat. It's funny because I don't give a single fuck :D
Don't dig up old topics, failtroll
#3 - devout feminist (01/31/2012) [-]
You wouldn't happen to be on a FRC FIRST robotics team, now would you?
User avatar #4 to #35 - HateMachine (01/31/2012) [-]
Well, I was, but yeah.
#5 to #36 - devout feminist (01/31/2012) [-]
what team number?
User avatar #2 - Caligula (08/10/2010) [-]
your drive though comic...FUNNIEST THING EVER
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