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HateMachine

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:12/23/2009
Last Login:5/26/2015
Location:Everywhere
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 5789 total,  6215 ,  426
Comment Thumbs: 786 total,  1066 ,  280
Content Level Progress: 86% (86/100)
Level 157 Content: Faptastic → Level 158 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 178 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 179 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Subscribers:8
Content Views:130934
Times Content Favorited:599 times
Total Comments Made:422
FJ Points:6768
Favorite Tags: lol (14) | game (8) | the (8) | Bear (3) | Just (3) | Lost (3) | You (3) | a (2) | cat (2)
Just a normal guy I guess

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    Drive through Drive through
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    Delightful Dinosaur. Delightful Dinosaur.
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latest user's comments

#25 - As an 0352 Anti-Tank Missileman, this makes me moist 05/26/2015 on Tank comp 0
#7 - Rah 05/25/2015 on Things Marines Never Say 0
#23 - contributing one of my personal pics not funny but might…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Comp of nuggety military shit +4
User avatar #36 - summin (02/26/2015) [-]
Marines
They're fighting for you
Marines
They're dying for you
Marines
Keep your honor clean
Marines
#34 - shigiddy (02/26/2015) [-]
Those links better not be in the dirt yoo-hoo.
User avatar #27 - tikledpikle (02/26/2015) [-]
this gave me a moto boner
#1226 - I forgot to log in, but w.e 02/06/2015 on More attractive FJers 0
#224 - The guy scaring his gf was adorable **** gave… 01/18/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt... 0
#222 - Comment deleted 01/18/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt... 0
#39 - So, this happens on the night that I leave home for USMC Boot … 06/12/2013 on Super Moon ! 0
#29 - Comment deleted 05/04/2013 on Dank ass shit +2
#128 - Why not both 04/18/2013 on Lan parties +1
#19 - NYEEEEEESS  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2013 on Watermarks 0
#24 - holyshizle (03/05/2013) [-]
Does this look like the face of mercy?
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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#6 - anonymous (03/23/2012) [-]
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE YOUR TEAM WON TRAVERSE CITY.
User avatar #9 to #38 - TheOriginalLoser (03/23/2012) [-]
By going defense, which was mine and his idea to begin with, but no. They didn't listen to us and still built around offense... which failed utterly. They resorted to defense again and look it, they won with our idea! Not sure how this is an insult :D
User avatar #8 to #38 - HateMachine (03/23/2012) [-]
Oh, and by the way, they're not "my" team.
I wouldn't want to own such a team, nor do I want to affiliate myself with them


I'd rather go where I'm actually appreciated and not taken advantage of like most of the people there.
#7 to #38 - HateMachine (03/23/2012) [-]
Neat. It's funny because I don't give a single **** :D
Don't dig up old topics, failtroll
#3 - anonymous (01/31/2012) [-]
You wouldn't happen to be on a FRC FIRST robotics team, now would you?
User avatar #4 to #35 - HateMachine (01/31/2012) [-]
Well, I was, but yeah.
#5 to #36 - anonymous (01/31/2012) [-]
what team number?
User avatar #2 - Caligula (08/10/2010) [-]
your drive though comic...FUNNIEST THING EVER
#1 - bnnyhatesu Comment deleted by HateMachine [-]
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