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#2 - I didn't know i wanted to do that to a person until today. Tha…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2013 on Didn't See That Coming 0
User avatar #4 - synystermyth (08/03/2013) [-]
No problem!
#61 - The idea sounds like a load of bull-moat to me 08/03/2013 on Experiment 0
#221 - anybody else realise that 9/11 was 12 years ago? Ther… 08/03/2013 on Don'tchaknow? +1
#6 - I agree, but the post should elaborate more. If polit… 08/02/2013 on I think +1
#29 - trigun it starts funny but i nearly wept near the end 08/02/2013 on Title 0
#12 - Go up to an adult of the same gender as you, scream "i'm … 08/02/2013 on Help me out guys 0
#3 - I don't object to people doing what they want with their own b…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2013 on Dont STOP, Believing!! -2
User avatar #4 - tacogrenade (08/02/2013) [-]
Lol u high?? jk... wat?
#32 - "traditionally, the orbital donated is 1S" … 08/02/2013 on Sex life 0
#504 - **Hashenmier rolls 2** 08/02/2013 on Roll your girlfriend!!! 0
#503 - Comment deleted 08/02/2013 on Roll your girlfriend!!! 0
#137 - On both sides of all the toilet paper 08/02/2013 on Start thinking. 0
#16 - Why I use the term "AN anime" or "anime cartoo… 08/02/2013 on Anime fan 0
#32 - If I were in charge of these things it would work as …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/02/2013 on Freedom of marriage +39
#88 - anonymous (08/02/2013) [-]
Incest doesn't matter. Mute people who want to get married don't matter.
User avatar #66 - alhemicar (08/02/2013) [-]
that's basically the islamic procedure
#63 - hadzibg (08/02/2013) [-]
That is awesome.
User avatar #36 - konradkurze (08/02/2013) [-]
reminds me of that episode of simpsons where they went out to sea and saw the sea captain marrying a redneck and a cow
#3 - Shut up 08/01/2013 on Eevee Love 0
#4 - The thing i find the most depressing is that so many feminists… 08/01/2013 on Example of Feminism 1 +1
#10 - *So you can cum on its face before it dies 08/01/2013 on Dead Baby Jokes -1
#471 - daily routine, twice 07/30/2013 on Why do you come to this site? 0
#15 - Did they make her less skinny in the 'shopped version? It …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2013 on Why didn't the sock make... 0
User avatar #17 - egosumproxi (07/29/2013) [-]
Looks like they added more tit at least...
#20 - 3/15 beard, engine, glenvilet 07/27/2013 on The man card. 0
#44 - its a type, i did mean not 07/19/2013 on Gay Rights +1
#8 - I just don't see the point of being proud of something you can…  [+] (33 new replies) 07/18/2013 on Gay Rights +82
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#82 - jinapayne (07/19/2013) [-]
Thank you
I'm straight, mixed race, from the US
Im not proud to be American
Im not proud to be straight
Im not proud to be white, black, asian
Im not proud to have Japanese, Cherokee, Irish heritage
I've always said be proud of what you've done and only you
Black people are all always going about saying "Im proud to be black" because they feel oppressed
And then the white people see this and get enraged that they cant say that, but they then say "Im proud to be white, white people have done so much and have done so many great things Im so proud to be white." And what I have to say to both of them is shut the fuck up. If you havent done anything great in your life then dont be proud of what your ancestors say. People always say "Dont be racist towards me because my ancestors did something to your ancestors a long time ago" then they go around saying they are proud of what their ancestors have done.
tl:dr I agree and dont be proud of stuff you didnt do because you havent done jack shit
tl;dr;dr Dont be proud of what others do
tl;dr;dr;dr People are fucking idiots
User avatar #80 - thedungeonmaster (07/19/2013) [-]
Reaching the front page is an achievement still?
#78 - trishmay (07/19/2013) [-]
As a gay person, I can tell you that the pride isn't in being gay. The pride is in overcoming adversity and having the courage to be out of the closet. For the most part, flamboyantly gay men and butch lesbians aren't being such for attention, it just happens to be a part of their identity. I feel very uncomfortable with long hair and dresses; I keep it cut short and wear jeans and t shirts. It's identity, not to upset the general public. It's like saying that metalheads can listen to what they want, but they can't flaunt it in a shirt. You don't choose your preferences, but you can display them.
#74 - postmortem (07/19/2013) [-]
This might be one of the most sensible comments in FJ's history , nice one sir .
User avatar #73 - EaTroFKITTENS (07/19/2013) [-]
I can understand gay pride though, going against the oppression and all the hate, but being proud about just being gay is silly
#72 - NhuckCorris (07/19/2013) [-]
I have a rather large penis. I'm quite proud of it, because it's one of the only positive physical attributes I have.

Is that allowed?
#98 - fuckgaryoak (07/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #71 - Scarsac (07/19/2013) [-]
in the case of gay pride its simply the opposite of shame, which is what society wants you to feel...
User avatar #66 - aceofshadows (07/19/2013) [-]
I think it's because a bunch of them are just fucking assholes hue.
#64 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [-]
Coming to terms with it, and accepting it is the reason behind pride, as well as to inspire those who have not yet come to terms with it.

Many people are driven to suicide which is because they are ashamed of it. Being ashamed could be an antonym of pride. Though I disagree with the way "Pride" is dealt with, i.e. those gross naked people swingin' their lil dicks and saggy tit's about, but I feel that pride in this manner is a way of allowing people to say "Hey, that guy's okay with it, maybe those who hate on me aren't right, maybe i'm not a horrible person, maybe I can be proud of myself too.
#63 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [-]
Listen up, fuckwits.

They act like that during pride parades because it is literally the only time they can act as flamboyant and over the top as they want. Otherwise, they can get beaten up or killed just because of their sexuality.

They're proud because being gay is difficult and despite the handicap, they're doing pretty well with themselves.
User avatar #54 - persseus (07/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #52 - nephritho (07/19/2013) [-]
I have been saying this for years on this site and all I get is a bunch of red thumbs and a bunch of fags nagging that they are proud because of their genetic accident.
You sir, give me a bit hope that everything might turn out al right on this site.
User avatar #48 - problematique (07/19/2013) [-]
Dude, I understand your point but it's not that simple. I believe the whole 'proud' thing just stand for the fact that the majority of the gay community in conservatice countries gets mocked on and also has their rights deprived. I don't see how saying "I'm proud to be gay" is wrong, just as someone would say (examplg given) "I'm proud to be a canadian". You never heard the phrase "I'm proud of who I am"? I think the phrase simply refers to the fact that they're proud of who they are in a sense that they make no apologies for who they are.

I understand the frustration of people with gay pride parades though. Many fairly open-minded people argue that parades should be banned. Well don't forget that gay people are human-beings that have their rights stolen and they parade because they claim what they deserve by simply being born.

However, I do agree that often enough things get out of control
User avatar #53 - nephritho (07/19/2013) [-]
Dictionary - Feeling pleasurable satisfaction over an act, possession, quality, or relationship by which one measures one's stature or self-worth: proud of one's child; proud to serve one's country.
#43 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [-]
ehrm... did you mean not proud of it, or as it was said?
User avatar #44 - Hashenmier (07/19/2013) [-]
its a type, i did mean not
User avatar #42 - weenieandthebutt (07/19/2013) [-]
Conversely, I don't get why people take such offense to racism. If you're not ashamed of being that of a certain culture/colour, then why choose to be offended instead of just passing it off as some cunt's ignorance?
#35 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [-]
The gay pride movement is very important to young homosexuals who often feel ashamed of their sexuality and in a lot of cases develop depressions and other mental problems because they see their sexual orientation as wrong or unnatural. Helping them to be proud of it can of course lead to them becoming overly flamboyant, but that is usually just a phaseand still way better than alcohokism, drug abouse or suicide.
#31 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [-]
what if i do well in school even though i don't study, is it still an achievement
User avatar #21 - I Am Monkey (07/19/2013) [-]
What if you were born with a 13 inch dick?
Checkmate.
#88 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [-]
Getting an erection would make you pass out.
Checkmate.
#70 - MysticTomatoe (07/19/2013) [-]
you just being a dick about it
#34 - seymourtets (07/19/2013) [-]
well


fuck
#14 - invalidstatementwo (07/19/2013) [-]
I mean, i'm probably going to get thumbed down for this, but there's nothing in us or about us that makes us gay or straight. There's no gay gene, or anything. We just kinda, figure out our sexuality as we mature.
User avatar #38 - archangel (07/19/2013) [-]
except they believe gay people have a hyperactive adrenal gland
User avatar #41 - archangel (07/19/2013) [-]
well the it's evidence is correlative .

#11 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [-]
Well sir, you can decide your sexuality. I used to be gay, but one day decided, on my own, to be straight. I literally don't get turned on by penises or men anymore.
Believe me or not, Just Saiyan.
#49 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [-]
You mean you were once BICURIOUS then realised you werent gay once you tried it? Bicuriosity doesnt make you gay, its a way a person figures out their sexuality.
Ahem, bullshit.
User avatar #67 - randomserb (07/19/2013) [-]
Sexuality isn't static.
User avatar #10 - darknesincontrol (07/19/2013) [-]
Well here's the thing, society through out the history, as giving the image that being gay or bi is bad thing, and pictured as a shameful thing to be. And thus a lot of discrimination and violence has been dealt towards them. Even now people are still afraid of coming out of the closet, in fear that thier family will disowned them and friendships torn apart. Thus LGBT pride was made.
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#6 - 1. potato peelerr 2. bare hands, from the tail, using that…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/18/2013 on How To Sleep With... +12
User avatar #8 - threadz (07/19/2013) [-]
Hey, some nice people are going to come to your house and take you to a magical place where all the walls are pillows. I think you will like it there
User avatar #9 - derpwolf (07/19/2013) [-]
There aren't actually pillow-lined rooms in institutions as far as I've seen. They do put cameras in your bedroom and take away your shoes.
User avatar #12 - lukewarmpigeon (07/19/2013) [-]
i think they give you cheap soft soled canvas shoes
User avatar #13 - derpwolf (07/19/2013) [-]
I don't think so. They didn't when I went. I just had to get someone to bring me laceless shoes.
#8 - The 'Comedian' posts nothing but jokes. usually not f… 07/18/2013 on how i feel about facebook 0
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#6 - adriano **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#8 to #6 - Hashenmier (09/14/2012) [-]
However, if you wanted to know what my most recent deleted comment was, which is the only reason I can think of for you actually coming onto my profile to say that, it was a picture of slowpoke declaring the cake to be a lie.

The humour was intended to lie with the use of the typically slow pokemon slowpoke, and the use of a very old joke to create a positive response in people.

As shown by the thumbs down, it did not have the intended effect, and so was deleted to save people from having to view it.
#9 to #8 - adriano **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #10 to #9 - Hashenmier (09/14/2012) [-]
Then I'm glad I was able to share the comment with you
User avatar #7 to #6 - Hashenmier (09/14/2012) [-]
I comment in attempt to entertain others. The thumb down shows that people are not entertained, thus I delete them
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#2 - taaj (07/19/2011) [-]
IMPRESSED!
User avatar #1 - mrmalicious (03/03/2011) [-]
Hey there - Mind thumbing this for me?

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1754334/Music/

Much appreciated!
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