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#239 - harrytheheadcrab (12/31/2014) [-]
I just now finished the finale. It's really been awhile and it hasn't dawned on me until recently about how long the show has been going on, can't believe it lasted this long honestly. Machinima had his balls in a vice for years and I really thought the end was not gonna happen. Shit, even when he "actively" made episodes for them they came out once every couple months.
It's just bittersweet is all, it's awesome that he was able to continue the series and start his own channel, but I just didn't want to see it end.
|#64 - Now everyone reading this, I want you to do something. Take yo… [+] (7 new replies)||12/29/2014 on New Kid||+35|
|#61 - One day in Spanish class we have a sub. This old, fat, souther… [+] (8 new replies)||12/29/2014 on New Kid||+26|
#64 - HailtotheKing (12/29/2014) [-]
Now everyone reading this, I want you to do something. Take your left hand and extend your thumb out so the webbing between your thumb and index finger is tight. Hold it like this until the end of the story.
I see Steven holding what is essentially two weapons to stab people and I start to put two and two together. In my head, Steven is about to stand up and stab one of these kids in the eye so I try to talk him down. I tell him that these guys are just dicks, I say that all of them will be nothing after high school, the same stuff that you tell you a teenage girl when someone is bullying her. But this is not his plan. He looks at me with this expression that I honestly can not describe. It's this look that says "Don't worry, I've got this all figured out" He was smiling and, with no hesitation at all, takes half that pen, opens his hand in the way I described earlier, and stabs the webbing between his thumb and index finger. Then he raises it just high enough to everyone in the room can see.
His hand is dripping blood. It has trailed down his arm and is now saturating the Walmart tee he has on. Everyone is quiet. The sub has gone ghost white with a combination of fear, regret, and every other negative emotion that crosses ones mind when he sees a kid stab himself. Then, just to break the silence and show what a fucking man he is Steven says seven words.
"Can I go to the nurse now?"
The sub just pointed at the door and Steven swaggered out of there like he didn't have a care in the world.
Steven transferred school a week later. At his new school someone stuck gum in the back of his hair. Steven took an Exacto knife and literally cut a chunk out of his skin to get the gum out then placed the bloody hunk of meat and hair in front of the guy who did it. Unfortunately I haven't heard much of him past that.