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#136 - IT'S BEEN DONE FOR LIKE 15 MINUTES. 03/09/2014 on 4chan deals with 3 feminazis +1
#128 - My word has been delivered. 03/09/2014 on 4chan deals with 3 feminazis 0
#126 - I just typed out a ******* term paper length stor… 03/09/2014 on 4chan deals with 3 feminazis +3
#120 - "Who came up with the idea of sociological imagination?&q…  [+] (26 new replies) 03/09/2014 on 4chan deals with 3 feminazis +75
User avatar #174 - rhetoricalfunny (03/09/2014) [-]
I like this story
User avatar #175 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
A lot of people seem to.

I have plenty of them if you guys want to hear some more later.
User avatar #180 - hellomynameisbill (03/09/2014) [-]
yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
#152 - gotthembarrels (03/09/2014) [-]
I am faving this post for this god-tier story.
User avatar #146 - blargtastic (03/09/2014) [-]
You GLORIOUS BASTARD. I may or may not muster up the motivation to start drawing again. Would you mind if I attempted to draw a comic of this? Don't expect it any time soon, but if I should finish it, I'll shoot you a message.
User avatar #148 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
Please do, I'd love to see one of my stories told it comic form.
User avatar #149 - blargtastic (03/09/2014) [-]
Fucking sweet.
#139 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
It looks like I did it with a fucking cookie cutter, but here you go.

User avatar #140 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
I love people like you.
#163 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
Here, cleaned it up a bit for both you and krasnogvardiech. Go ahead and post it.
User avatar #179 - hellomynameisbill (03/09/2014) [-]
post it as content
#165 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
You're alright.
User avatar #166 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
Thanks, I have another story I cleaned up and saved from awhile back, want it?
#167 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Please do.
#169 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
Here you go bro.
#170 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Enjoy the thumb and fave, you beautiful scholar.
User avatar #171 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
I will, if you come across any others you want tidy-ed up send them to me.
#172 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Noted, filed, archived and made legend.
#173 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #164 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
Once again, you awesome people make my day better.
#168 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
And People like you's stories make my day better
User avatar #141 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Why thank you. I make a habit of saving good things.
#132 - newforomador (03/09/2014) [-]
Fucking amazing.
#131 - kschmidty (03/09/2014) [-]
That was amazing.
#127 - tacobadger (03/09/2014) [-]
yasss
#125 - gobnick (03/09/2014) [-]
FUCK YES! you glorious bastard, enjoy your thumbs
#97 - Okay, last one but this one is the best thing that I have ever…  [+] (41 new replies) 03/09/2014 on 4chan deals with 3 feminazis +72
#129 - salsawin (03/09/2014) [-]
I have a powerful need to hear how this ends
#122 - softdoritocat (03/09/2014) [-]
F5
User avatar #126 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
I just typed out a fucking term paper length story in an hour.

That should not be a skeleton at all. That should just be a guy checking his watch.
#121 - mccormackk (03/09/2014) [-]
bumping for notification
User avatar #120 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
"Who came up with the idea of sociological imagination?"
"An oppressive male psychologist"
"Who was the first female sociologist in the field?
"A hero to future generations."

"What theory states that rape is a show of power and dominance over the victim?"
"I refuse to answer and question with rape in it."
She reads plenty more of these and each one if like George Carlin came back to life and had entirely new joke. EVERYONE in the room is laughing, with the exception of the genius herself who is sitting in her bent and warped chair (I shit you not, this thing was warped beyond the point of repair. I wouldn't be surprised if they billed her for it.). Every few questions Gothopimus tries to interject but Bonnie being the bad as that she is has the entire classroom going so loud that no one can even hear the whale crying.

So she get's through the whole thing. Like, nine pages long. Every one was better than the last. We all even stayed after just to watch the destruction unfold and boy was it worth it. Bonnie took a big red fuck-off marker, put a giant F on the front page of her test, handed it back, and proceeded to give everyone hugs and tell them how much she enjoyed being our teacher.

Just when we thought it was all done and we are all getting ready to leave for good we hear it.

Like the last whimper death cry of a mouse that had just been bitten in half by an eagle.

"YOU ARENT A REAL FEMINIST! A REAL FEMINIST WOULD NEVER DO THIS TO A SISTER!"

Oh shit. Bonnie's mad now.

"What did you just say to me? What the FUCK did you just say to me?"
Have you ever seen your mom mad? This was that.
"How DARE you say that you me you lazy, pompous, bitch. You came into my classroom daily with an agenda for your own selfish and stupid thoughts. No one cares what you have to say. No one will ever care with that attitude. I am a feminist, I care about equality. You think that just because you have a vagina you have special rights."

Mic. Fucking. Drop.
User avatar #174 - rhetoricalfunny (03/09/2014) [-]
I like this story
User avatar #175 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
A lot of people seem to.

I have plenty of them if you guys want to hear some more later.
User avatar #180 - hellomynameisbill (03/09/2014) [-]
yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
#152 - gotthembarrels (03/09/2014) [-]
I am faving this post for this god-tier story.
User avatar #146 - blargtastic (03/09/2014) [-]
You GLORIOUS BASTARD. I may or may not muster up the motivation to start drawing again. Would you mind if I attempted to draw a comic of this? Don't expect it any time soon, but if I should finish it, I'll shoot you a message.
User avatar #148 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
Please do, I'd love to see one of my stories told it comic form.
User avatar #149 - blargtastic (03/09/2014) [-]
Fucking sweet.
#139 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
It looks like I did it with a fucking cookie cutter, but here you go.

User avatar #140 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
I love people like you.
#163 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
Here, cleaned it up a bit for both you and krasnogvardiech. Go ahead and post it.
User avatar #179 - hellomynameisbill (03/09/2014) [-]
post it as content
#165 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
You're alright.
User avatar #166 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
Thanks, I have another story I cleaned up and saved from awhile back, want it?
#167 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Please do.
#169 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
Here you go bro.
#170 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Enjoy the thumb and fave, you beautiful scholar.
User avatar #171 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
I will, if you come across any others you want tidy-ed up send them to me.
#172 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Noted, filed, archived and made legend.
#173 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #164 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
Once again, you awesome people make my day better.
#168 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
And People like you's stories make my day better
User avatar #141 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Why thank you. I make a habit of saving good things.
#132 - newforomador (03/09/2014) [-]
Fucking amazing.
#131 - kschmidty (03/09/2014) [-]
That was amazing.
#127 - tacobadger (03/09/2014) [-]
yasss
#125 - gobnick (03/09/2014) [-]
FUCK YES! you glorious bastard, enjoy your thumbs
#115 - Zailen (03/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm going to bump this. the supense is killing me!
User avatar #117 - newforomador (03/09/2014) [-]
Can't bump. It's funnyjunk.
User avatar #119 - Zailen (03/09/2014) [-]
Well it worked, didn't it?
#109 - Zekermei (03/09/2014) [-]
Fucking hell people, can you not wait? He's probably typing as fast as he can.
It's honestly a bit rude to be demanding he finish the probably final part right fucking now in an instant.
#114 - gobnick (03/09/2014) [-]
you bastard! you got my hopes up, i was just calmly waiting for there to be another reply on this thread thinking i would get my story, but then you had to wander in here......WHERE'S MY STORY MOTHERFUCKER!?
User avatar #113 - newforomador (03/09/2014) [-]
Don't worry, it's just encouragement.
User avatar #107 - darkangeloffire (03/09/2014) [-]
I demand more
#108 - softdoritocat (03/09/2014) [-]
MOAR
User avatar #105 - undeadwill (03/09/2014) [-]
Keep going.
User avatar #103 - toosexyforyou (03/09/2014) [-]
HURRY
#82 - Already typing part 3. 03/09/2014 on 4chan deals with 3 feminazis +2
#78 - Bonnie was also a feminist but she did her readings and knew w…  [+] (52 new replies) 03/09/2014 on 4chan deals with 3 feminazis +80
User avatar #159 - acemcgunner (03/09/2014) [-]
cool story bruh..
User avatar #161 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
I can't quite tell if this is sarcastic.
User avatar #162 - acemcgunner (03/09/2014) [-]
no it was funnah sarcastic? no I am a bro
User avatar #102 - altairibnlaahad (03/09/2014) [-]
I am now monitoring this.
#101 - flufflepuff (03/09/2014) [-]
I won't judge if you cut her into pieces.
User avatar #97 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
Okay, last one but this one is the best thing that I have ever seen.

So final day comes around. We were expected to go online to our study guide and answer one of three essay questions in a few pages. They were simple things; "What is culture?" "What is YOUR culture?" "What is sociology?" Basic questions that show a much bigger understanding of the topic.

Gothopotimus did not have hers done. In fact, she didn't even know there was a test today (even though it was the FUCKING FINAL) so as Bonnie comes around to collect the papers the black cow is forming an excuse.
"Hey Gothopotimus, do you have your essay?" Remember what I said about Bonnie being a sweetheart? This is how she asked for papers, very nicely and she always gave you time to turn it in late and revise it. The woman is a fucking saint.
"No! And why should I have done it anyway? It was all about oppression--"
"Just stop. I'm not putting up with another one of your excuses."

Bonnie hands her the test and goes on trading essay questions for test packets. Now Bonnie's questions were easy but time consuming. Most were short answer or fill in the blank with a few multiple choice or matching. Nothing too challenging but you would probably spend an hour doing it. We all get it done with thirty minutes or so to spare and because it's the last day we are just hanging around waiting for Bonnie to be done so we can say our goodbyes. Just as she get's to the last test, Bonnie breaks out in laughter. Bent over, gut busting, hilarity laughter.

She is holding Gothopotimus's tests, stands up, and get's ready to read the answers to the class.

I guess I need to make a part four since I can only put so much on here.
#129 - salsawin (03/09/2014) [-]
I have a powerful need to hear how this ends
#122 - softdoritocat (03/09/2014) [-]
F5
User avatar #126 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
I just typed out a fucking term paper length story in an hour.

That should not be a skeleton at all. That should just be a guy checking his watch.
#121 - mccormackk (03/09/2014) [-]
bumping for notification
User avatar #120 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
"Who came up with the idea of sociological imagination?"
"An oppressive male psychologist"
"Who was the first female sociologist in the field?
"A hero to future generations."

"What theory states that rape is a show of power and dominance over the victim?"
"I refuse to answer and question with rape in it."
She reads plenty more of these and each one if like George Carlin came back to life and had entirely new joke. EVERYONE in the room is laughing, with the exception of the genius herself who is sitting in her bent and warped chair (I shit you not, this thing was warped beyond the point of repair. I wouldn't be surprised if they billed her for it.). Every few questions Gothopimus tries to interject but Bonnie being the bad as that she is has the entire classroom going so loud that no one can even hear the whale crying.

So she get's through the whole thing. Like, nine pages long. Every one was better than the last. We all even stayed after just to watch the destruction unfold and boy was it worth it. Bonnie took a big red fuck-off marker, put a giant F on the front page of her test, handed it back, and proceeded to give everyone hugs and tell them how much she enjoyed being our teacher.

Just when we thought it was all done and we are all getting ready to leave for good we hear it.

Like the last whimper death cry of a mouse that had just been bitten in half by an eagle.

"YOU ARENT A REAL FEMINIST! A REAL FEMINIST WOULD NEVER DO THIS TO A SISTER!"

Oh shit. Bonnie's mad now.

"What did you just say to me? What the FUCK did you just say to me?"
Have you ever seen your mom mad? This was that.
"How DARE you say that you me you lazy, pompous, bitch. You came into my classroom daily with an agenda for your own selfish and stupid thoughts. No one cares what you have to say. No one will ever care with that attitude. I am a feminist, I care about equality. You think that just because you have a vagina you have special rights."

Mic. Fucking. Drop.
User avatar #174 - rhetoricalfunny (03/09/2014) [-]
I like this story
User avatar #175 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
A lot of people seem to.

I have plenty of them if you guys want to hear some more later.
User avatar #180 - hellomynameisbill (03/09/2014) [-]
yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
#152 - gotthembarrels (03/09/2014) [-]
I am faving this post for this god-tier story.
User avatar #146 - blargtastic (03/09/2014) [-]
You GLORIOUS BASTARD. I may or may not muster up the motivation to start drawing again. Would you mind if I attempted to draw a comic of this? Don't expect it any time soon, but if I should finish it, I'll shoot you a message.
User avatar #148 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
Please do, I'd love to see one of my stories told it comic form.
User avatar #149 - blargtastic (03/09/2014) [-]
Fucking sweet.
#139 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
It looks like I did it with a fucking cookie cutter, but here you go.

User avatar #140 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
I love people like you.
#163 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
Here, cleaned it up a bit for both you and krasnogvardiech. Go ahead and post it.
User avatar #179 - hellomynameisbill (03/09/2014) [-]
post it as content
#165 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
You're alright.
User avatar #166 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
Thanks, I have another story I cleaned up and saved from awhile back, want it?
#167 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Please do.
#169 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
Here you go bro.
#170 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Enjoy the thumb and fave, you beautiful scholar.
User avatar #171 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
I will, if you come across any others you want tidy-ed up send them to me.
#172 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Noted, filed, archived and made legend.
#173 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #164 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
Once again, you awesome people make my day better.
#168 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
And People like you's stories make my day better
User avatar #141 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Why thank you. I make a habit of saving good things.
#132 - newforomador (03/09/2014) [-]
Fucking amazing.
#131 - kschmidty (03/09/2014) [-]
That was amazing.
#127 - tacobadger (03/09/2014) [-]
yasss
#125 - gobnick (03/09/2014) [-]
FUCK YES! you glorious bastard, enjoy your thumbs
#115 - Zailen (03/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm going to bump this. the supense is killing me!
User avatar #117 - newforomador (03/09/2014) [-]
Can't bump. It's funnyjunk.
User avatar #119 - Zailen (03/09/2014) [-]
Well it worked, didn't it?
#109 - Zekermei (03/09/2014) [-]
Fucking hell people, can you not wait? He's probably typing as fast as he can.
It's honestly a bit rude to be demanding he finish the probably final part right fucking now in an instant.
#114 - gobnick (03/09/2014) [-]
you bastard! you got my hopes up, i was just calmly waiting for there to be another reply on this thread thinking i would get my story, but then you had to wander in here......WHERE'S MY STORY MOTHERFUCKER!?
User avatar #113 - newforomador (03/09/2014) [-]
Don't worry, it's just encouragement.
User avatar #107 - darkangeloffire (03/09/2014) [-]
I demand more
#108 - softdoritocat (03/09/2014) [-]
MOAR
User avatar #105 - undeadwill (03/09/2014) [-]
Keep going.
User avatar #103 - toosexyforyou (03/09/2014) [-]
HURRY
User avatar #85 - blargtastic (03/09/2014) [-]
I NEED part 3.
User avatar #130 - privatepumpanickel (03/09/2014) [-]
part 4*
#81 - lilhanna (03/09/2014) [-]
we shall wait for your word king.
User avatar #128 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
My word has been delivered.
User avatar #82 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
Already typing part 3.
#70 - I took a sociology class last semester. Pretty fun overall and…  [+] (67 new replies) 03/09/2014 on 4chan deals with 3 feminazis +94
#185 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/31/2014) [-]
I think I found the girl you're talking about.
#176 - spooooce (03/09/2014) [-]
That was good. I haven't refreshed comments yet so if anyone has done this, sorry in advance.
User avatar #178 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
Always happy to have another, though.
User avatar #177 - spooooce (03/09/2014) [-]
Yep, 3 times. Mines the 4th one now.
User avatar #156 - rogueuwot (03/09/2014) [-]
Reminds me of my politics class in college, it was a guy instead of a girl but you couldn't say anything liberal/conservative without him jumping down your throat in the middle of your sentences.

My teacher was called Tom, p cool bloke, but rape was brought up in one of our end of week newspaper round-ups and this kid would not shut up about it for the whole damn hour. Whole class is pretty open to opposing opinions but this was just a joke. Even my corner of the room (dubbed Dinosaur Corner due to our more conservative approach to politics) wasn't getting any shit this lesson as we were all united against the one who can only be described as the most annoying communist/feminist i've ever encountered.
#135 - hdherpderp (03/09/2014) [-]
HURRY MAN HURRY
User avatar #136 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
IT'S BEEN DONE FOR LIKE 15 MINUTES.
#134 - loopz (03/09/2014) [-]
may god have mercy on your sole

#104 - hourlyb (03/09/2014) [-]
"hot topic close down and the Cheetos factory blew up at the same time"
#79 - WillWalrus (03/09/2014) [-]
This sounds amazing, do continue.
User avatar #78 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
Bonnie was also a feminist but she did her readings and knew what she was talking about. She believed in equality for all gender, races, and any other demographic that you can think of. She really just wanted everyone to be at a level playing field. This will be important later.

So after about two months of being in this class me and Gothopotimus were in a group to do a paper. The paper was about the Hunger Games and we had to talk about two particular issue that we found in the text. Ideally we would both do two pages then combine them together and add an introduction and conclusion. I chose to do the obvious topic of classicism and the slightly less obvious topic of racism, easy stuff but I made a pretty good paper out of it.

The day before it was due I sent Gothopotimus an email about her half of it and after some bickering (you seriously could NOT get through a conversation with this girl that didn't have an argument in it) she sent the attachment and I got the paper. I use the term "paper" loosely because this was not a college level paper. This was not even a freshmen high school paper. This was something that an eight grader writes on his computer an hour before it's due. Constant spelling mistakes, no indentation, no transitions, everything in her words was at best stilted and at worst horrible. The entire thing was less than a page and a half. her two topics were "male oppression" and GOD I WISH I WAS KIDDING the weight of the contestants and how it didn't reflect modern society.

I hate myself to this day but I just wrote the other half of that paper and deleted her shitty one. I got an A, and so did she, the only thing in the entire class she ever did good on.
User avatar #159 - acemcgunner (03/09/2014) [-]
cool story bruh..
User avatar #161 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
I can't quite tell if this is sarcastic.
User avatar #162 - acemcgunner (03/09/2014) [-]
no it was funnah sarcastic? no I am a bro
User avatar #102 - altairibnlaahad (03/09/2014) [-]
I am now monitoring this.
#101 - flufflepuff (03/09/2014) [-]
I won't judge if you cut her into pieces.
User avatar #97 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
Okay, last one but this one is the best thing that I have ever seen.

So final day comes around. We were expected to go online to our study guide and answer one of three essay questions in a few pages. They were simple things; "What is culture?" "What is YOUR culture?" "What is sociology?" Basic questions that show a much bigger understanding of the topic.

Gothopotimus did not have hers done. In fact, she didn't even know there was a test today (even though it was the FUCKING FINAL) so as Bonnie comes around to collect the papers the black cow is forming an excuse.
"Hey Gothopotimus, do you have your essay?" Remember what I said about Bonnie being a sweetheart? This is how she asked for papers, very nicely and she always gave you time to turn it in late and revise it. The woman is a fucking saint.
"No! And why should I have done it anyway? It was all about oppression--"
"Just stop. I'm not putting up with another one of your excuses."

Bonnie hands her the test and goes on trading essay questions for test packets. Now Bonnie's questions were easy but time consuming. Most were short answer or fill in the blank with a few multiple choice or matching. Nothing too challenging but you would probably spend an hour doing it. We all get it done with thirty minutes or so to spare and because it's the last day we are just hanging around waiting for Bonnie to be done so we can say our goodbyes. Just as she get's to the last test, Bonnie breaks out in laughter. Bent over, gut busting, hilarity laughter.

She is holding Gothopotimus's tests, stands up, and get's ready to read the answers to the class.

I guess I need to make a part four since I can only put so much on here.
#129 - salsawin (03/09/2014) [-]
I have a powerful need to hear how this ends
#122 - softdoritocat (03/09/2014) [-]
F5
User avatar #126 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
I just typed out a fucking term paper length story in an hour.

That should not be a skeleton at all. That should just be a guy checking his watch.
#121 - mccormackk (03/09/2014) [-]
bumping for notification
User avatar #120 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
"Who came up with the idea of sociological imagination?"
"An oppressive male psychologist"
"Who was the first female sociologist in the field?
"A hero to future generations."

"What theory states that rape is a show of power and dominance over the victim?"
"I refuse to answer and question with rape in it."
She reads plenty more of these and each one if like George Carlin came back to life and had entirely new joke. EVERYONE in the room is laughing, with the exception of the genius herself who is sitting in her bent and warped chair (I shit you not, this thing was warped beyond the point of repair. I wouldn't be surprised if they billed her for it.). Every few questions Gothopimus tries to interject but Bonnie being the bad as that she is has the entire classroom going so loud that no one can even hear the whale crying.

So she get's through the whole thing. Like, nine pages long. Every one was better than the last. We all even stayed after just to watch the destruction unfold and boy was it worth it. Bonnie took a big red fuck-off marker, put a giant F on the front page of her test, handed it back, and proceeded to give everyone hugs and tell them how much she enjoyed being our teacher.

Just when we thought it was all done and we are all getting ready to leave for good we hear it.

Like the last whimper death cry of a mouse that had just been bitten in half by an eagle.

"YOU ARENT A REAL FEMINIST! A REAL FEMINIST WOULD NEVER DO THIS TO A SISTER!"

Oh shit. Bonnie's mad now.

"What did you just say to me? What the FUCK did you just say to me?"
Have you ever seen your mom mad? This was that.
"How DARE you say that you me you lazy, pompous, bitch. You came into my classroom daily with an agenda for your own selfish and stupid thoughts. No one cares what you have to say. No one will ever care with that attitude. I am a feminist, I care about equality. You think that just because you have a vagina you have special rights."

Mic. Fucking. Drop.
User avatar #174 - rhetoricalfunny (03/09/2014) [-]
I like this story
User avatar #175 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
A lot of people seem to.

I have plenty of them if you guys want to hear some more later.
User avatar #180 - hellomynameisbill (03/09/2014) [-]
yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesye syesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesy esyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
#152 - gotthembarrels (03/09/2014) [-]
I am faving this post for this god-tier story.
User avatar #146 - blargtastic (03/09/2014) [-]
You GLORIOUS BASTARD. I may or may not muster up the motivation to start drawing again. Would you mind if I attempted to draw a comic of this? Don't expect it any time soon, but if I should finish it, I'll shoot you a message.
User avatar #148 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
Please do, I'd love to see one of my stories told it comic form.
User avatar #149 - blargtastic (03/09/2014) [-]
Fucking sweet.
#139 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
It looks like I did it with a fucking cookie cutter, but here you go.

User avatar #140 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
I love people like you.
#163 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
Here, cleaned it up a bit for both you and krasnogvardiech. Go ahead and post it.
User avatar #179 - hellomynameisbill (03/09/2014) [-]
post it as content
#165 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
You're alright.
User avatar #166 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
Thanks, I have another story I cleaned up and saved from awhile back, want it?
#167 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Please do.
#169 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
Here you go bro.
#170 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Enjoy the thumb and fave, you beautiful scholar.
User avatar #171 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
I will, if you come across any others you want tidy-ed up send them to me.
#172 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Noted, filed, archived and made legend.
#173 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #164 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
Once again, you awesome people make my day better.
#168 - wulphshadowtail (03/09/2014) [-]
And People like you's stories make my day better
User avatar #141 - krasnogvardiech (03/09/2014) [-]
Why thank you. I make a habit of saving good things.
#132 - newforomador (03/09/2014) [-]
Fucking amazing.
#131 - kschmidty (03/09/2014) [-]
That was amazing.
#127 - tacobadger (03/09/2014) [-]
yasss
#125 - gobnick (03/09/2014) [-]
FUCK YES! you glorious bastard, enjoy your thumbs
#115 - Zailen (03/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm going to bump this. the supense is killing me!
User avatar #117 - newforomador (03/09/2014) [-]
Can't bump. It's funnyjunk.
User avatar #119 - Zailen (03/09/2014) [-]
Well it worked, didn't it?
#109 - Zekermei (03/09/2014) [-]
Fucking hell people, can you not wait? He's probably typing as fast as he can.
It's honestly a bit rude to be demanding he finish the probably final part right fucking now in an instant.
#114 - gobnick (03/09/2014) [-]
you bastard! you got my hopes up, i was just calmly waiting for there to be another reply on this thread thinking i would get my story, but then you had to wander in here......WHERE'S MY STORY MOTHERFUCKER!?
User avatar #113 - newforomador (03/09/2014) [-]
Don't worry, it's just encouragement.
User avatar #107 - darkangeloffire (03/09/2014) [-]
I demand more
#108 - softdoritocat (03/09/2014) [-]
MOAR
User avatar #105 - undeadwill (03/09/2014) [-]
Keep going.
User avatar #103 - toosexyforyou (03/09/2014) [-]
HURRY
User avatar #85 - blargtastic (03/09/2014) [-]
I NEED part 3.
User avatar #130 - privatepumpanickel (03/09/2014) [-]
part 4*
#81 - lilhanna (03/09/2014) [-]
we shall wait for your word king.
User avatar #128 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
My word has been delivered.
User avatar #82 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
Already typing part 3.
#76 - kschmidty (03/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #73 - oxymoronking (03/09/2014) [-]
i like this story
User avatar #72 - hellomynameisbill (03/09/2014) [-]
continue
User avatar #94 - megaflak (03/09/2014) [-]
Bumping for notification
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#251 - lankyman (03/09/2014) [-]
you talking about the German Shepard right?
User avatar #206 - inanimateobject (03/09/2014) [-]
Honestly, I just don't like his face.
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#99 - I don't think so, I think that ****** and abusive…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2014 on Good guy cop +3
User avatar #100 - switchblayde (03/08/2014) [-]
You have a huge point there...
#95 - See, I understand why some people hate police officers. They c…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Good guy cop +1
User avatar #97 - switchblayde (03/08/2014) [-]
It seems like the abuse is increasing, sadly enough. Its making the ones still built with integrity to be overshadowed. They deal with the rebellion while the abusers enjoy it. Its sickening.
User avatar #99 - HailtotheKing (03/08/2014) [-]
I don't think so, I think that shitty and abusive cops have always existed but because of the internet we know more about them. I have no doubt in my mind that cops were using unnecessary force in the 50's, I'm guessing that some cops beat the shit out of hippies in the 60's, and there were probably officers who raped woman in the 70's. But no one knew about it like we do today, they didn't have camera phones or dash cams so any shitty cop could just get off like nothing happened.
User avatar #100 - switchblayde (03/08/2014) [-]
You have a huge point there...
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#396 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/10/2014) [-]
Well, I believe that she is happy seeing how chubby women were considered beautiful back then. Please note the other perople judjing/making fun of her.
With this said, I'm basically selfish, and if morbid obese people (with no genetic or thyroid issue causing the overweight) don't want to eat less (I'm not even saying exercise, just eat less and healthier), then so be it, there's too much people in this world anyway
#68 - When I was in like third grade we has an officer come in and d…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Good guy cop +38
User avatar #90 - switchblayde (03/08/2014) [-]
Somewhat similar cool cop story... my parents had an officer arrive at or house due to domestic violence disturbance calls by the neighbors. The officer ended the situation cleanly and helped them settle their differences. After that, he would swing by periodically to check in and make sure everything was alright out of his own free will. He even let my sister and I sit in his car and play with the lights and sirens.

Dude was cool as fuck for a cop.
User avatar #95 - HailtotheKing (03/08/2014) [-]
See, I understand why some people hate police officers. They can ruin a really good night of fun or take your drugs away or give you a ticket or any number of little things that can piss you off. But at the end of the day they are there to help you and help the people around you. Yes, some cops are assholes and some will use their power to fuck you (metaphorically AND literally in some cases). Those numbers are small and, with my past experiences with cops, most are good people.
User avatar #97 - switchblayde (03/08/2014) [-]
It seems like the abuse is increasing, sadly enough. Its making the ones still built with integrity to be overshadowed. They deal with the rebellion while the abusers enjoy it. Its sickening.
User avatar #99 - HailtotheKing (03/08/2014) [-]
I don't think so, I think that shitty and abusive cops have always existed but because of the internet we know more about them. I have no doubt in my mind that cops were using unnecessary force in the 50's, I'm guessing that some cops beat the shit out of hippies in the 60's, and there were probably officers who raped woman in the 70's. But no one knew about it like we do today, they didn't have camera phones or dash cams so any shitty cop could just get off like nothing happened.
User avatar #100 - switchblayde (03/08/2014) [-]
You have a huge point there...
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#120836 - On top of that it's not a stable income. You might make $3,000… 03/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#120835 - Ha, this happened to me a while ago but with GTA 4. I just dis…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#120847 - harleycurnow (03/08/2014) [-]
Managed to coax him into buying him a nice car and he hasnt looked back.
User avatar #120849 - HailtotheKing (03/08/2014) [-]
It's kind of bad to say but if you can distract your kid from what he really wants then he completely forgets about it.
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User avatar #12 - hashtronaut (03/08/2014) [-]
good.
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User avatar #9 - hashtronaut (03/08/2014) [-]
actually i thumbed you down for not knowing how to fucking tyoe "breasted" but yeah
#11 - HailtotheKing (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 - hashtronaut (03/08/2014) [-]
good.
#4 - Black big bested beauties or British bus buyouts?  [+] (8 new replies) 03/08/2014 on #susanalbumparty +3
User avatar #22 - hashtronaut (03/09/2014) [-]
curiosity finally got the best of me...

this is getting stickied.
User avatar #23 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
Time is a cruel mistress.
User avatar #6 - hashtronaut (03/08/2014) [-]
fuck it, i had a good night. have a green anyway
User avatar #5 - hashtronaut (03/08/2014) [-]
im sorry but no
User avatar #7 - HailtotheKing (03/08/2014) [-]
I love that reaction from people whenever I post this. Clearly you think it's porn but maybe it could be something else. Maybe it could just be a site advertising British double buses.
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T CLICK
User avatar #9 - hashtronaut (03/08/2014) [-]
actually i thumbed you down for not knowing how to fucking tyoe "breasted" but yeah
#11 - HailtotheKing (03/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 - hashtronaut (03/08/2014) [-]
good.
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#70 - iliketomop (09/30/2014) [-]
Thanks for the add, so lonely on here :'(
User avatar #71 to #70 - HailtotheKing (09/30/2014) [-]
My pleasure, my treasure.
User avatar #72 to #71 - iliketomop (09/30/2014) [-]
and you rhyme this will be fun
User avatar #65 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
Hey, thanks for the friend request ^_^
User avatar #66 to #65 - HailtotheKing (07/11/2014) [-]
My pleasure! ^^ So, new friend, what should I know about you?
User avatar #67 to #66 - insertsfunnyname (07/11/2014) [-]
I don't know really, I'm not that interesting in all honesty :v

Well, my name is Sam and I'm for Hampshire, England, you? ^^
User avatar #68 to #67 - HailtotheKing (07/12/2014) [-]
Everyone is interesting in their own way. At least I think so

Sam. Is that short for Samuel or Samantha?
User avatar #69 to #68 - insertsfunnyname (07/12/2014) [-]
That's debatable xD

It's short for Samuel - not that I've ever been called that O_o
#64 - miraikuriyama (03/23/2014) [-]
#twerktem2014
#twerktem2014
User avatar #62 - lilhanna (03/09/2014) [-]
Thank you for that great story and being so nice with dealing with the forums.
User avatar #63 to #62 - HailtotheKing (03/09/2014) [-]
What can I say, I love telling stories and I've dealt with bigger asshole on the internet
#59 - vetis (03/03/2014) [-]
BIG SCARY PANDA! RAWR!
#61 to #60 - vetis (03/03/2014) [-]
Wow, that's an ugly panda. Looks like it's in the awkward teenage stage. Lol.
User avatar #57 - HorriblyCrazy (01/02/2014) [-]
i want the d

anny
User avatar #58 to #57 - HailtotheKing (01/02/2014) [-]
I want the v

agina
#50 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
look at this precious baby  uwu
look at this precious baby uwu
User avatar #51 to #50 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
Hair curls .3.
#52 to #51 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
yeehh and thats not all .3.
yeehh and thats not all .3.
User avatar #53 to #52 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. how many of these do you have?
#54 to #53 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
.3. i may or may not have made a mascot folder of her
User avatar #55 to #54 - HailtotheKing (06/18/2013) [-]
I fully expected you to say that .3.
#56 to #55 - electraheart (06/18/2013) [-]
you know me so well :3
you know me so well :3
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User avatar #47 - Furry (01/09/2013) [-]
hi ^^
User avatar #48 to #47 - HailtotheKing (01/09/2013) [-]
Hello :3
User avatar #43 - infernalinsolence ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
“John,” said Sherlock in a lower voice. “I give you my word. I won't touch it again.”
User avatar #41 - freakaleak (09/13/2012) [-]
ouch!
User avatar #42 to #41 - HailtotheKing (09/13/2012) [-]
Sorry! .n. I was just clearing out some of the people I hardly talk to, feel free to re-add me if you want to :)
#32 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Hello there :3
Hello there :3
User avatar #33 to #32 - HailtotheKing (01/19/2012) [-]
You know what you should do?
User avatar #35 to #34 - HailtotheKing (01/19/2012) [-]
nuh uh! D:
#36 to #35 - marshmallowsammich (01/19/2012) [-]
Then wat do I do?
Then wat do I do?
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User avatar #25 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
It wouldn't let me respond D:

I'm Destiny.
Yeah, lets go with that :)
User avatar #26 to #25 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
:DD what a beautiful name!
User avatar #27 to #26 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
You're just a charmer, aren't you? :3
User avatar #28 to #27 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
nah, its just my nature
User avatar #29 to #28 - HailtotheKing (08/09/2011) [-]
good night destiny, sweet dreams
User avatar #30 to #29 - HorriblyCrazy (08/09/2011) [-]
Goodnight :) Danny
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User avatar #19 to #18 - HailtotheKing (08/01/2011) [-]
DD: i see.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - HailtotheKing (08/03/2011) [-]
-tackle hugs-
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User avatar #22 to #21 - HailtotheKing (08/02/2011) [-]
. n . fb?
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#8 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
Why do you want to be my friend? No offense intended.
User avatar #9 to #8 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
no reason, im bored and wanted to make a new friend :P
User avatar #10 to #9 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
That kind of sounds rapisty.
User avatar #11 to #10 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
care for some free popcorn and chocolate?
#12 to #11 - JustMeagan (02/22/2011) [-]
Really?! Where?!
User avatar #13 to #12 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
right in my van.
User avatar #15 to #14 - HailtotheKing (02/22/2011) [-]
well fine! i guess ill just give you the free amazingness!
-gives pop corn and chocolate-
User avatar #5 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
who is this
User avatar #6 to #5 - HailtotheKing (01/23/2011) [-]
no one, someone called you taylor once in a comment so i called you taylor on your page.
User avatar #7 to #6 - grimendirt (01/23/2011) [-]
oh that was the op muh friend.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - HailtotheKing (11/10/2010) [-]
-huggle-
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